Monday, 3 March 2008

They cant con all the people all of the time.


MPs were under huge pressure to support a referendum on the new EU treaty after the biggest test of public opinion on the issue so far showed almost 90 per cent of voters want a ballot.

More than 133,000 of the 152,000 people who responded in a series of mini-referendums backed a national vote on the Lisbon Treaty, which would transfer more of Britain's sovereignty to Brussels.
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The results intensify the pressure on Labour and Liberal Democrat MPs - particularly those with slender majorities - to defy the leadership of their parties and back a Tory bid to secure a referendum in a Commons vote this week.





It is about time this bunch of self serving crooks in the palace of Westminster that refer to themselves as the "Government" and "Opposition" (What a joke) are OUR servants NOT our masters and they MUST represent OUR wishes.

We want a referendum on the EU and we want it now,

I love going to Europe I like their customs and way of life, I like and respect the way the French stand up to Religious fanatics and do not force their tax payers to fund a lifestyle for those who will not work

But I don't want to be part of a federal Europe, some time soon we shall get a government that will take care of the English over and above all others (the Welsh and Scotts now have their own assembly's)

GET US OUT NOW

Gree Dee Pig has "mucked it all up!


Well good old Gree Dee Pig heas really pissed on the bonfire of those MP's ripping off the British tax payer, and we can see exactly how above board it all is (NOT) by the numbers of the ponces who cant wait to to bail out before the papers expose them.


More than 50 MPs have laid off members of their staff after the Derek Conway expenses scandal, it emerged yesterday.

The researchers being dismissed by MPs are largely thought to be family members and the mass exodus suggests that many MPs are unwilling to publicly defend or justify their employment.

Sunday, 2 March 2008

Muslims attack Police in France... again & again & again.............

Apparently It's all the fault of the police !!! By the way Grigny is full of guess who ................. North African Muslims, I bet the French are chuffed to little mintballs they gave them French passports!

Just wait till they find out the handouts are better and our government kisses their arses in the UK


PARIS (Reuters) - Four French police officers were hurt in a shooting in a Parisian suburb on Sunday, the Interior Ministry said.PARIS (Reuters) - Four French police officers were hurt in a shooting in a Parisian suburb on Sunday, the Interior Ministry said.

The police officers had been called to Grigny, south of Paris, after two people vandalised a baker's shop. On arrival they were confronted by about 30 people, of whom several were armed, the ministry said in a statement

Cant live with us, Cant live with each other.


According to many Muslims in the UK it is the west and our "degenerate culture" that is the cause of problems for Muslims the world over.
What a suprise to find they seem to be causing a lot of their own problems!

The west need to WAKE UP these people are trouble wherever they are!!!! So much for their muslim "brothers" and "sisters"

ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - At least 39 people were killed and scores more injured when a suicide bomber attacked a traditional tribal meeting in northwestern Pakistan on Sunday, officials said.

Pakistan is in the middle of a wave of violence blamed on al Qaeda-linked militants based in tribal lands on the Afghan border and there have been three suicide attacks in as many days.

Over 500 people have been killed in militant related violence this year alone.

Friday, 29 February 2008

Stopped in his tracks by a frog







What a complete WAZZOCK, fair play to the Frogs at least THEY can spot a freeloader when they see one.

Which is exactly what this clown and his cronies are. The twat wanted a free trip to India and figured this would be the best way to get it,

How stupid did he think we all are? Well at least the Frog's saw right through him


mark boyle
Courtesy The Daily Telegraph

Man who aimed to walk to India forced to quit

By Sarah Marcus
Last Updated: 12:44pm GMT 29/02/2008

A British man who aimed to walk from Bristol to Gandhi's birthplace in Porbander, India without spending any money has been forced to give up at Calais.


Mark Boyle, 28, who began his trip with only t-shirt, sandals and a bandage four weeks ago, hoped that strangers along the way would provide him with food and places to stay.


He is a member of the Freeconomy movement, which believes in a " moneyless society in which no money changes and there is no duality between giving and receiving", and would like to see money disappear altogether.


After reaching Calais Mr Boyle made the decision to quit his trip because as he could not speak French, people thought he was an asylum seeker or a freeloader and would not give him food or board.

The 28-year-old kept an online diary of his adventure, where in one of his final entries he wrote: "…they had also seen us as just a bunch of freeloading backpackers, which is the complete opposite of what the pilgrimage is about".

In his online diary Boyle said that he received two free dinners at Glastonbury

Mr Boyle, who was joined at Dover by two companions, apologised to his supporters and said that he was unable to find words to express his disappointment at having to quit.

But he also revealed that his dream is still alive. He now plans to learn French while walking round the British coast in preparation for a renewed assault on his passage to India next year.
mark boyle
He has vowed to attempt the epic walk again

He said: "Whilst walking in the UK, I intend to learn French and to hit the continent again as soon as we feel we are ready."

Why do all these silly cunts want to go to India?

Do they think they will be tolerated doing nothing and living on what they get given there? (Maybe if you are a recognised Indian holy man,but a lazy tosser who has given himself a trendy Gaelic name not on your nelly mate)

Well mate we have news for you, more people starve to death on the streets of India every day than anywhere else in the world, and the Indian trders LOVE CASH so what would the Freeconomy movement have in common with Indian society? Answer FUCK ALL

Unlimited Mobile Internet ? not while you have a hole to s**t out of.



















PC Pro: a normally sensible web site has apparently started to be "leaned on" by the Mobile Network Providers, nothing else would allow them to print this, without a demand for misleading claims by the network providers to be stopped.


In recent months there have been several cases of people running up extremely large bills by using mobile phone data packages as mobile broadband connections.

In January a Vodafone customer was served with a bill for £27,000, after having downloaded "20 or 30" television shows over his mobile data package, believing that it included unlimited data.

"The thing with any broadband is that you really need to read the terms and conditions and know what you're signing up for. It's just a case of knowing what you're going to be using," explains Mcardle.

WRONG Mcardel! why should we have to check the very very small print mobile networks love so much, to see if they are going to rip us off? That is total bollocks.

What NEEDS to happen is for the advertising standards authority to stamp on the mobile networks and STOP THEM from making deliberately misleading statements such as "Unlimited Mobile Internet" Its like advertising"Alcohol Free Beer" you later discover the beer contains 1.5% Alcohol

But when you check you find the company has "small print" stating *note "alcohol free" refers to products containing less than 2% alcohol, its gobbledegook!! you and I would never get away with it.

Yet the powerful mobile networks seem to be governed by a completely different set of rules to the rest of UK business.


Thursday, 28 February 2008

Blind Faith






Some Christians claim there is a lack of "missing link" fossils, halfway between two major groups of creatures.They say this proves Charles Darwin's theory of evolution is a fallacy and that God created each living species from nothing!

These will be the same people who sit on beaches telling the sea to go back, and admire the Kings new clothes!
You are fucking barking the lot of you!

Look out Gree Dee Pig, the Police want a word


Better late than never I suppose

The Metropolitan Police Commissioner has demanded to know why the case of disgraced MP Derek Conway has not been referred to Scotland Yard.


We the tax payer would be delighted to know why too!

Islam the religion of Peace shows it true colours yet again

We at the Smugboard would love to know exactly why Muslims seem to love violence so much?

Seven teenagers have been convicted of brutally battering a schoolboy almost to death with a claw hammer.

Henry Webster, 16, from Wiltshire, was left fighting for life after being hit in scenes compared by the prosecution to a "Quentin Tarantino film"

Four teenagers - Wasif Khan, 18, Amjad Qazi, 19, and two boys, 15 and 16, were found guilty of carrying out the attack by a jury on 14 February.

Previously reporting restrictions were on the trial were imposed by the judge.

Nazrul Amin, 19, and two other youngsters aged 15 and 16 admitted inflicting grievous bodily harm before proceedings began at Bristol Crown Court.

Tuesday, 26 February 2008

Anyone want to be the first..........

to guess, exactly who this is likely to "Outrage" post your guess as a comment!

Compulsory sex education lessons could be introduced in primary schools, the schools minister said yesterday.

Jim Knight confirmed that the Government was reviewing its rules on the age at which children were given sex and relationship education - as well as the content of classes.

You cant polish a turd

Levi Bellfield a gypsy traveller father of 11! has shown himself to be a bullying vicious arrogant waste of skin.

He constantly winked at the parents of one of the victims finally telling them to "Fuck of you Fucking Parasites" when the jury was out, he then refused to attend his sentencing hearing as he felt he was getting "bad press" The bastard should have been dragged back there by his bollocks.

Bellfield is exactly the kind of freak of nature the death penalty was designed for, he can never be reformed, he will never show any remorse, he will never cooperate with the police on the other crimes he is suspected of committing.

So why waste our time and money keeping this turd breathing? lets kill him and flush him away and make our air that bit sweeter to breath.

Stand by for Blasting!

This is a good idea BUT the militant fundamentalist Muslims in the UK will not like this at all, I almost feel a bombing in the offing !!!!!!

Muslim leaders write 'harmony' letter to Jews
By Jonathan Petre, Religion Correspondent
Last Updated: 7:39am GMT 26/02/2008

An international group of Muslim leaders have sent a letter to the world's Jewish community appealing for better relationships between the faiths.

The unprecedented letter, which is being seen as a significant gesture of reconciliation, said: "Many Jews and Muslims today stand apart from each other due to feelings of anger, which in some parts of the world, translate into violence.

"It is our contention that we are faced today not with 'a clash of civilizations' but with 'a clash of ill-informed misunderstandings'."

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Signatories of the letter include Professor Akbar Ahmed, a former High Commissioner of Pakistan to Great Britain, who also signed a similar statement earlier this year from Muslim scholars to Christian leaders around the world.

The new letter said: "Deep-seated stereotypes and prejudices have resulted in a distancing of the communities and even a dehumanizing of the 'Other'. We urgently need to address this situation. We must strive towards turning ignorance into knowledge, intolerance into understanding, and pain into courage and sensitivity for the 'Other'."

It added: "There is more in common between our religions and peoples than is known to each of us. It is precisely due to the urgent need to address such political problems as well as acknowledge our shared values that the establishment of an inter-religious dialogue between Jews and Muslims in our time is extremely important.

"Failure to do so will be a missed opportunity. Memories of positive historical encounters will dim and the current problems will lead to an increasing rift and more common misunderstandings between us."

One signatory, Sheikh Michael Mumisa, a Cambridge University lecturer, said the letter was the first in modern times sent to the Jewish community with the backing of scholars and Muslim leaders.

"The message in this letter conveys to the Jewish community a genuine desire for mutual respect, for dialogue and deeper understanding," he said.




Monday, 25 February 2008

Comming to a council estate near you soon

Circus Labours newest supporters, Like em? you should, your going to be paying for them!

Stud Pavel proudly shows off the 63 children he and his 4 sisters have brought into the world together.

I cannot wait to get to England and claim my free houses and TV's he said, the EU is great "I love it" Do English boys fuck their sisters too? he asked.

He is begining to belive his own bullshit

Gordon Brown has backed Michael Martin, the Speaker of the Commons, who is under pressure over his use of expenses, describing him as “a very, very good Speaker."

That ............... dear Gordon is what all politicians are............... good speakers, and nothing much else yourself included.

Never have so few people, with so little talent, been awarded so much praise.

For fucks sake, Its Oscars time again, and if you’re some poor attention-seeking overpaid actor living in luxury in the Hollywood hills, your life just isn’t complete without a stupid little statue and a chance to spout crap come speech-time.

Paltro's Greatest Performance to date?


So give them a round of applause and pity those poor sods who didn’t get a prize but did get a multi-million dollar pay-check for doing two weeks work last year.



Enjoy the Smugboards photo coverage

Some Hollywood wankers enjoy the backstage excitement













An Oscar















Someone bought a snowman as a guest




















Birdstrike!














Finally Hollywood's Real Money Men make their grand entrance











Scandal Over Speaker 'Is A Witch-Hunt'

Well we would say a Greedeey's Bitch Hunt!!!!!

The speaker of the house of commons has been found out in as much as his wife spent £4,000.00 of the tax payers money on taxi fares to go….. shopping!!!

So even at a generous £40 per trip, that equates to 100 tax payer funded shopping trips that’s twice a week for a year!!!

Last week it was revealed the Speaker had used air miles earned on official business to pay for flights for family members.

Old "GreeDee Pig" is on a sticky wicket


Muslims take down YouTube

Apparently YouTube is offensive to Muslims (Perhaps somebody could tell us exactly what isn’t offensive to Muslims? Simply not being a Muslim seems to offend them)

Most normal westerners will find the sight of a Female suicide bomber revelling in her final moments before committing mass murder in the name of Islam pretty offensive. but apparently there are no calls in any Islamic state to ban those sites that glorify mass murder!!!!

So what does Pakistan (the nation home to more Muslim terrorists than any other part of the world, that is apart from the Islamic republic of Englandistan of course) do? It shuts YouTube down globally!

Well there’s a good example of Muslim tolerance for you and a taste of what we can expect in the UK in the coming years.

Oi Muj, PISS OFF we like what what’s on You Tube leave it alone

We say once again:

All Muslims are welcome in the UK providing you work, are prepared to serve in our armed forces, swear an oath forgoing all other allegiances to anyone or anything bar British Crown and follow our way of life without constant complaint as to the lot of other Muslims around the globe.

The UK is a true democracy, if this is not too your liking try moving to an Islamic paradise like say Pakistan or Saudi Arabia but don’t come running back when you find out the truth about hard line Islamic society’s they will NOT tolerate your constant carping about the way you are treated! and they don’t pay out much in benefits!

Saturday, 23 February 2008

Everyone else can behave,so why not the British?


24 hour drinking and easy access to Alcohol has been a part of everyday life in Europe for many years, yet do they suffer the nightly sight of drunks falling over? No! So why do we? Maybe it’s the same reason that our youth seem to have little respect for others.

Poor leadership and a lack of standards & discipline in almost every aspect of life in Britain today.


Clearly that total mug we have as Home Secretary and her equally hapless boss our unelected Prime Minister, have not done any kind of research into the history of Prohibition! They just wanted a nice sound bite.

Well the fact is all prohibition achieved was the rise of organised crime, now this is one area in which Circus Labour have been very successful. Their genius scheme to lapse immigration controls thus allowing most of the eastern European Maffia into the UK to do business unopposed has allowed them to blame all the problems of the UK on hard working White non Muslim Poles!

Perhaps they want to have a repeat performance this time with Russian Bootleggers???

Friday, 22 February 2008

Europe makes moves towards Internet censorship

Internet "privacy" advocates are already shrieking that filtering Internet sites related to piracy, terrorism, and child pornography will have serious effect on their "freedom to communicate"!!!

WHAT A LOAD OF COBBLERS it will mean NO such thing and any right thinking person knows it.

We at the Smugboard don't care if it means some people might miss out on our words of wisdom,

If it saves just one child being molested or stops some cretin with a religious fixation showing other cretins how to make a bomb to kill westerners or incite others to commit murder.

What the fuck is the mater with Internet Privacy Advocates, are they all Paedophiles, Muslims and software Pirates? Looks very much that way to us.....

BBC robs the public purse again

Belive it or not the BBC (Benders Broadcasting Collective) is a civil service dept and as such it Lesbian and Gay hierarchy have no business in spending huge sums of our money “luring” presenters away from the commercial stations.

Wining Des Lynham back from ITV smacks of "we'll show those bitches" to us

They get their cash whether people view or not! They should go back to to their main function making quality factual and educational programming . Oh but then those oh so fragile ego's would not be getting their required quota of massaging by getting invites to all the best events in town would they!

Wednesday, 20 February 2008

Jihadist or Terrorrist they all mean Death in any language


It seems that some of our Islamic friends "latest gripe" is the language we use in the west to describe the actions of Islamic terrorists!

Muslims complaining is nothing new, but this latest attempt at splitting hairs over the use of language rather than face up to stopping violence, is nothing more than an attempt to prevent Muslims from having to question their collective conscience over the tacit support they give to the scum committing murder on a world wide scale.

Our advice? If Muslims want to be taken seriously in todays world, stop behaving and thinking as though you are living in the time of the crusades.


BRUSSELS (Reuters) - It was just days after the September 11 attacks in 2001 that President George W. Bush spoke of a "crusade" against terrorism -- a phrase which, for Muslims, evoked barbarous campaigns by medieval Christians against Islam.

(Right lets put this in perspective, the crusades took place in the 11th century! just how backward thinking are these people?)

Bush has long since dropped the expression but the choice of language in his "war on terror" -- itself a highly controversial label -- remains as heated and divisive an issue as ever.

At a major conference on terrorism in Brussels this week, for example, debate on how to tackle al Qaeda was punctuated by repeated arguments over the terms "jihad" and "jihadist".Frequently used by al Qaeda itself and by counter-terrorism specialists and in the media to denote "holy war" against the West, the word jihad signifies for most Muslims a spiritual struggle.

(As it is the duty of ALL Muslims to convert non believers I suppose living in the west must be seen as a spiritual struggle)

"You can struggle for elimination of poverty, you can struggle for education ... you can struggle for something very, very positive in life," said General Ehsan Ul Haq, former chairman of Pakistan's joint chiefs of staff."

Now to call jihadists as terrorists is either reflective of ...lack of understanding of Islam, or it is I must say an intended misuse, which again is unfortunate," he added. "It might have been somewhat excusable in the trauma post-9/11 but I don't think it is any more."

(well he would say that wouldn't he!)

Sheikh Mohammed Mohammed Ali, an Iraqi scholar, told delegates at the annual conference of the EastWest Institute think-tank: "Jihad is the struggle against all evil things in your soul...There is no jihadi terrorism in Islam."

(try telling the dead that one!)

But Nasra Hassan, a Muslim woman from Pakistan who heads the United Nations information service in Vienna, spoke freely of "jihadist" groups, and Russian counter-terrorism official Anatoly Safonov talked about the need to combat two types of jihad, "jihad with the sword and jihad with the word".

The differences reflect a glaring lack of consensus over how to describe an al Qaeda ideology that invokes the Muslim religion to justify acts of mass murder like the September 11 attacks that killed nearly 3,000 people.

"ISLAMIC FASCISTS"

Many Muslims are offended by phrases such as "Islamic terrorism" and especially by Bush's 2006 reference, in the context of an alleged plot to bomb trans-Atlantic planes, to a "war with Islamic fascists".

(Many non Muslims are equally offended by Islam's constant attempts to kill them!)

On the other hand, some argue such terms are justified to describe religiously motivated militants. They say that resorting to euphemisms is a form of political correctness that skirts the real issue and absolves Muslims of the responsibility to root out dangerous radicals exploiting their faith.

Officials have become increasingly sensitive to the language issue. In Britain, government ministers prefer to speak about "violent extremism" and security officials use the neutral term "international terrorism" to describe al Qaeda activity.

Raphael Perl, head of the Action against Terrorism Unit at the Organisation for Security and Cooperation in Europe, said the failure to agree on a shared terminology in the wake of the September 11 attacks was "a major mistake on our part".

"One of the first things that we should have done is decide on the terminology and been consistent with it," he told Reuters. "Use of the wrong terms can be a major factor contributing to the radicalisation process."

Arguably the hardest linguistic challenge of all is to agree on a definition of terrorism -- a hurdle which has prevented the United Nations from agreeing a global convention against it.

"It is time for the world to get its act together," said Gijs de Vries, former European Union counter-terrorism coordinator.

"It is time once and for all to do away with the hypocrisy that killing men, women and children can be acceptable if done in the framework of a liberation struggle. Killing men, women and children is wrong. One shall not target non-combatants, that's a basic rule of humanity that ties us together across religious and national divides."

(We have two chances of the Muslims giving up their victim status and denouncing global murder dont we!)

The whole of South Wales on Suicide Watch


So 17 teenagers have committed suicide in Bridgend in South Wales in the last year. While this is indeed sad news and a terrible reflection on British society, the media has gone into a frenzy blaming Facebook or some sort of suicide cult.

Not wanting to trivialize the issue, but I can find an answer with a further question... have you ever been to Bridgend?



Do not belive this, it is just about getting your vote!

The lousy PC cowards of Circus Labour are starting to talk tough on immigration, so it’s a sure sign some labour seats will be up for renewal shortly, Yep we where right its May's assembly and mayoral elections!


Rather than face up to the reality of years of unrestricted immigration by often non working, militant Muslims & Africans with huge extended families from Somalia and Pakistan etc, they decide to play the safer white European immigration card.

This is exactly what other more “focused” individuals have been saying for over 20 years! Still better late than never shame about them having to blame the hard working Poles though!


But hang on a moment Circus Labour are always defending immigrant numbers by telling us how good immigration is for Britain, so what is all this about ? Its called conning concerned people out of their VOTES.


Still they can drop the whole thing after May when they have had all the mugs votes.

Anyway here it is:
Foreigners coming to Britain are to face a new "immigrant tax" under Government plans to try to make them help pay for the schools and hospitals they use, ministers are to announce.

They will have to pay a special levy on entering the country which will be used to provide extra funding for public services.
Jacqui Smith will announce the plans which include a 'points system' for those seeking British citizenship
The announcement follows growing evidence that health, education and social services are coming under increasing strain from immigration, with councils complaining that they need hundreds of millions of pounds more every year to cope.
Jacqui Smith, the Home Secretary, will announce that those immigrants assessed to be more of a burden on the state will have to pay a higher levy.
It means older applicants - who are likely to need more health care for example - will pay more than young, skilled workers.
MPs in areas where immigrant numbers have risen in recent years - particularly from Eastern Europe - complain that services are near breaking point.

Prisons OR Labour voters mortgages!

Alistair Darling has been forced to find £55m from the Treasury for an emergency handout to ease the overcrowding crisis in Britain's jails.

Now call us old cynics but this prison row has been rumbling on forever, yet Lead Clown Alistair Darling managed to find almost the exact amount over night and with ZERO security to bail out Northern Rock!

What the F**k is going on here?

Tuesday, 19 February 2008

Labour to shit on the elderly and less affluent again


The Facts

Circus Labour are planning to close 2,500 post offices across the UK with 169 earmarked for closure in London,

The dishonest gerrymandering!!!
However as many marked for closure are located in marginal Labour seats, Slimey Gordon and his incompetent cronies are refusing to release details until after May's assembly and mayoral elections!


Yet again Circus Labours Ministers are pursuing their own selfish political considerations at the expense of the public yet are making sure of their place at the trough before delivering the cuts that will hurt the elderly and less affluent first.


Monday, 18 February 2008

We decided It was the best course of action













So you reckon
Nationalise it yeah?

Alistair Darling the clown in charge of Circus Labours cash box (seen above with his advisor's) has had what he thinks is a brilliant idea “I am going to nationalise Northern Rock”


However Northern Rocks new executive chairman Ron Sandler has rather blown Darlings gaff by saying “All plans to save Northern Rock carry risks and there is no guarantee they will succeed”

Translated into plain English this means the following:

“Phew we (the bankers) are off the hook thank fuck” and that twat Darling is going to have to deal with a world of shit, We all know damn well the tax payer will have to foot a massive bill in the not too distant future, when those mugs at no 10 and 11 realise they cannot run a broken down circus let alone a fucking bank!!!

Still bloody nice of him to sling at that free cash our way though, Now where can I find another cushy directorship? I wonder if there is anything going at the bank of England, they do a damned good lunch there.

Shadow chancellor George Osbourne said Mr Darling was a "dead man walking" (We do hope he is right!) and nationalising the bank had taken the country "back to the 1970s and the failed policies of Labour's past".

Apparently God is NOT on the side of Islam,

Parvez Khan a violent Islamic extremist, who wanted to spread panic among the armed forces and the wider public by beheading a Muslim soldier serving his country in her majesty’s army has been sentenced to 14 years in jail.


Apparently the British and Pakistani passport holder was angry that Muslims were serving in the British army, which militants portray as fighting Islam in Iraq and Afghanistan.


Well the backward cunt will have plenty of time to figure out why Allah, decided he is wrong, and we are right, wont he!

A few more of these trouble making Morons should start to see God is not keen on you lot blowing us up, change now and accept our ways, or you could well be missing out on all that untouched minge you seem to think you will be getting your hands on when you snuff it.

Sunday, 17 February 2008

Smith decides smoke and mirrors will fool the public!!!

Smith you ludicrous fool , you are not fooling any of US!






Jacqui Smith one of the "Lead" clowns in Gordon Browns Labour Circus, realising she has ruined any chances of increasing Police numbers due to her dishonest and shambolic handling of their pay claim, has decided she needs to deflect public attention from an inevitable rise in crimes such as Burglary theft etc due to low Police visibility and numbers.

So her advisors have come up with a SOS Save Our Stupid Home Secretarys arse plan. So Smith will be making a big noise about how officers will be “focusing” on violent crime Ms Smith will announce new resources for hundreds of metal-detecting arches and search wands in local communities.

Funny how she couldn’t manage a better pay deal for serving officers and making the police force look like a good career option for young people with the right stuff. And all to divert public attention from the FACT that we do not have enough Police officers to deal with ALL types of crime in the UK today and she has effectively scuppered any chance of improving recruitment with her heavy handed, dishonest, dogmatic & incompetent negotiations over pay, which left UK Police officers demonstrating on the streets!

As we have said before we would love to see her trying to park a car.

Your pathetic Smith, just do the UK the greatest service you can and resign from Politics NOW.

Fools Paradise

In Circus labour’s “no winners” Paradise, the standard for any kind of achievement is set by the lowest common denominator, or as people in the real world would refer to them losers.

So it is no surprise to us, to hear that Gordon’s clowns in the dept of education have come up with this incredible idea to prepare UK youth for the highly competitive the world employment market place…….. To drop oral tests for language students as they are “too stressful” yep, that should really help them beat the competition (NOT)

Go for it Gordon, we wonder how long it will be before, just like paper money pre war Germany, written qualifications from any UK state educational establishment in Circus Labours realm are deemed by the real world to be totally worthless.

We at the Smugboard are, just like the future language students of the UK totally speechless!

Friday, 15 February 2008

Circus Labour is putting its PC dogma before the security of the realm.

LONDON (Reuters) - Multicultural Britain is a "soft target" for terrorist attacks because its aims, values and political identity are divided, a leading defence think-tank said on Friday.

Circus Labour is not a credible organisation to be governing the UK, It is in gross dereliction of the primary duty of a government "The defence of the realm" each and every one of their MP's should be charged with treason.

How much to integrate ethnic communities in Britain has been a hot political issue since four British Islamist suicide bombers killed 52 people on London's transport system in 2005.

The attacks sparked a debate on whether Circus Labours's policy of avoiding imposing a single British identity and instead promoting a multicultural society had led to segregation of ethnic minorities.

In a report strongly rebutted by the "Circus Labour", the Royal United Services Institute (RUSI) said: "We look like a soft touch. We are indeed a soft touch, from within and without."
The report, based on the findings of former military chiefs, diplomats and analysts, concluded: "The country's lack of self-confidence is in stark contrast to the implacability of its Islamist terrorist enemy."


"The security of the United Kingdom is at risk and under threat," it said. and we at the Smugboard totally agree, every right thinking person in the UK would agree so why not our so called leaders?

Its simple they do not represent the rights and views of the indigenous population they prefer to toady up to those that come here and want to change what Circus Labour thinks is an old fashioned conservative way of life anyway.

Go now Gordon, and take all your criminally negligent fools with you ..





What a self serving prat!


Heath Ledgers former girlfriend Michelle Williams says "When you're in a relationship with somebody who is also a public personality then it doubles the attention from the media" and that had "proved a strain for both actors" But she just had to give an interview about it to the very press she claims are making life difficult! and hey just look at what else she has to say !

Chillingly the actress, 27, also talks about shooting a film where she plays the role of a woman grieving over the loss of her husband, ahh now it all becomes clear!


So now you all know why we at the Smugboard have absolutely NO sympathy for actors actress's and celebrities. We say self promoting wankers one and all of them.

Thursday, 14 February 2008

Supermarket Greed fuels Booze Britains decline.


Supermarkets have been selling lager at a lower price than water. As part of bargain booze promotions, at least one chain is offering beer at 54p a pint.

A 750ml bottle of the best known bottled water brand, Perrier, sells for the equivalent of 57p a pint.


It is clear supermarkets are fuelling binge drinking in their drive to win customers, will anything be done about it? Not likely they contribute far too much money (Via Tax) for Circus Labour to waste on their primary spacial interest group The Feral Feckless Feeble Foreign and Failed.

Its not "Happy Slapping" Its "Assault"


Circus Labour's Britain's "no one is to blame for anything" culture is really pissing me off, why do people insist on referring to filming people assaulting others as "happy slapping" it is Assault and those doing the filming are complicit in the attack.

We at the Smugboard are delighted that at last someone has decided to draw a line in the sand and start prosecuting these revolting creatures with real crime, and they have made an admirable start by prosecuting a 15yr old female who no doubt thought "No one can touch me for it, I never touched no one"
Well you revolting piece of dirt you got that wrong didn't you!



We do so hope you enjoy ,your hopefully long stay with the Bull Dykes.

A 15-year-old girl has admitted filming the death of a man on her mobile phone in a so-called "happy slapping" attack.She pleaded guilty to aiding and abetting manslaughter at Leeds Crown Court after filming the attack on Gavin Waterhouse last September.Mr Waterhouse, 29, from Keighley, later died from a ruptured spleen.The Crown Prosecution Service said the decision to prosecute the girl was a legal landmark. Mark Masters, 19, and a male, 17, have admitted manslaughter.

All three defendants will be sentenced at a later date.

A spokesman for the Crown Prosecution Service said: "Judith Naylor, crown advocate and junior counsel in this case, made a landmark decision when she advised that the female defendant be charged in respect of her actions, namely for the recording the attack which led to the death of Gavin Waterhouse on a mobile phone."

Det Supt Paul Kennedy said: "We are pleased with the outcome of this police investigation following what was an unprovoked and cowardly attack. Our thoughts are with Gavin's family."

We are prepared to bet the Italians are delighted....NOT!













To be represented by this tattooed style less fat yank!
For those who do not get it dress codes in the following countries.

USA: Loads of labels & colours that do not match and shout "I have the latest Nike T shirt and KSwiss Trainers so I have style right?

Italy: A cool deconstructed look that just whispers class!

Assaults on Jews in UK hit record levels















We wonder who is behind these attacks?

The Jewish community in the UK is hardly noted for its inflammatory comments, massed demonstrations or other behaviour likley to make it a target for violent attacks. So who is perpetrating these attacks?

What groups are constantly claiming the Jews are the cause of all their problems?

The BNP? they are more interested in getting Blacks and Asians repatriated.

Surely it cant be Islam? after all it claims to be "the religion of peace" yet it is the self same group who seem to be involved with every terrorist outrage around the globe, and as can be seen above some followers seem to have Nazi sympathys.

We cant help thinking that if the boot were on the other foot we would have huge marches through London denouncing all non believers, the burning of the flags of the UK and Israel, and men dressed as suicide bombers!


The number of violent assaults on Jews in the UK reached record levels last year, new figures have shown.

There were 547 recorded anti-Semitic race hate incidents, defined as malicious acts toward the Jewish community, according to the Community Security Trust (CST).

The number of violent attacks rose to 114 incidents in 2007, the highest number since CST began its records in 1984.

Wednesday, 13 February 2008

Former CBI director general Lord Turner says the "joke cant go on"


The ongoing joke headed by an unelected Scott and known as "Circus new Labour" has been exposed as being complicit in a plan to flood the UK with imported labour and thus increasing "Circus Labours" supporters and increasing profits for UK companies using cheaper imported staff.
Whilst we are glad that Lord Turner has had the courage to speak out, we are surprised it has taken them so long to figure out what we have known for some 20 years!!!



One of the Gordon Brown most senior advisers Lord Turner the former director general of the CBI, has ripped apart the Government’s defence for more migration, claiming that if there were less immigrants then the poorest would get paid more. he claimed "the Government's defence for migration was illiterate"

Lord Turner said ministers could not ignore congestion and housing shortages

The news comes days after The Daily Telegraph revealed that the number of foreigners in the workforce was more than two million for the first time - while the numbers of Britons in paid employment fell.

Lord Turner of Ecchinswell launched a scathing attack on claims by ministers and business chiefs that large-scale immigration can be justified on economic grounds.

Lord Turner accused them of knowing that such arguments do not stack up and using them to justify an inevitable influx of newcomers and avoid a “racist backlash”.
Former CBI director general Lord Turner, who headed up the Pension Commission and is now chairman of the Committee on Climate Change, submitted his analysis to a Lords inquiry on immigration.

In his paper entitled “Do we need more immigrants and babies?”, Lord Turner rejects arguments that without immigrants Britain would face a shortage of workers as mostly “economically illiterate".

What an obvious ploy to get more people who do not qualify for entry into the UK!

Britain's curry houses have been hit by a double whammy - soaring rice prices and a shortage of kitchen staff.
The Home Office is being urged to ease restrictions on migrant workers entering Britain from Bangladesh to help restaurants fill vacant posts.
They are struggling to fill thousands of kitchen staff vacancies, says the Immigration Advisory Service.
For years, many staff in the UK's 9,000 curry houses have been recruited directly from Bangladesh

Dare we suggest they “start training non Bangladeshi chefs”? plenty of Poles, Russians & Ukrainians looking for low paid work out there

We are not that stupid as to believe the only people in the world who can cook a good curry come from Bangladesh, after all how many fish and chip shops are run by Brits nowadays!

Friday, 8 February 2008

How is this for Islamic arrogance!!!!

Shaista Gohir, a government advisor on Muslim women and director of Muslim Voice UK, said she did not believe there was a need for Sharia courts because "the majority of Muslims do not want it".


Gohir is correct when she states
she "did not believe there was a need for Sharia courts in the UK" but as usual the Muslims and their lapdogs "Circus Labour" get the reason 100% WRONG.

Whether Muslims want sharia courts or not is irrelevant, Britain already has a justice system and that is that!!!



Oi, Cock in a Frock! Shut up......... NOW

Well I thought I had heard it all, but the hairy hippie in charge of the Church of England has really gone bonkers this time.


The C of E churches in the UK are empty and its no wonder with a head of sales that is more interested in promoting the cause of his competitors I do so hope his MD kicks him out on his lazy stupid arse.


His idea basically revolves around the fact that the Muslim community in the UK who are not noted for their desire to integrate and adopt a western way of life. Will integrate better if the UK recognises sharia law as an alternative system for those who have decided the existing UK justice system it’s not what they want! What a load of Bollocks these militant fickers just want an Islamic State in the UK and getting a legal system in place is the first step.

Well tough titty the UK already has a justice system developed over many hundreds of years that suits the needs of our way of life, and we see no reason or need to change!

The Facts:

Everyone in the UK is subject to UK law:

Everyone who holds a British passport is a “British Subject” and is subject to the laws and conventions on the United Kingdom, regardless of Colour Creed or Religion. The Muslims may not like it BUT that’s the way it is. They have no right to, nor do they deserve special treatment, they just need to shut up and subject themselves to our way of life and legal system.

But the UK is a democracy, and if Muslims feel that they simply cannot accept the rule of law in the UK, they are perfectly entitled to seek residence in a country that offers them a lifestyle and legal system they find acceptable.

Sudia Arabia seems like a good place to us, BUT it will not stand for the kind of militant behaviour in which British Muslims seem to think they have a right to indulge themselves in the UK.

Wednesday, 6 February 2008

Do I look Bovered? " "You cant touch me sir"

Ahh Jaqui Smith the clueless bint our unelected Scotts Prime Minister foisted upon a hapless nation as Home Secretary.
Has decided that the Police are to have "Special Powers" to confiscate drink from under 18 year olds!

We are all for the Police having extra powers but it raises the obvious question "why do they need them?"

when I was young if the Policeman caught you drinking he would just take it from you pour it down the nearest drain and threaten to tell your parents.

I can only assume that Labours favourite piece of legislation the human rights act renmoved their power to do this? Or were policemen allowed to use common sence and their own judgement in those days.

I cant wait to see the list of claims against the Police by the "I know my human rights generation"

Gordon please go now, take all your hapless fools with you, YOU ARE FUCKING UP THE COUNTRY MORE AND MORE EACH DAY.

Tuesday, 5 February 2008

The worlds best con men Stitched Up?

The Smugboad has long stated its view that the "Art" community housed some of the "finest conmen & women in the world" add to this the "Vandals" hiding behind the title of "street art" so you can imagine or delight when we see them and their spokes people stuttering and fumbling for a beliveable response when they realise they themselves have been "Done Over"!

Steve Wright, author of 'Banksy's Bristol', told Sky News Online the transition of art from the streets to the auction houses misses the point.

He said: "It's public art and expression.

"It's the most democratic art form there is and I don't think any of the artists would want to make it exclusive and costly."

It is likely Banksy would agree.

As he writes on his website: "I don't agree with auction houses selling street art - it's undemocratic, it glorifies greed and I never see any of the money."


Others take a more "Keep it real people" approach.

In the Stokes Croft area of the city, street art continues to flourish and it is not about making money.

Chris Chalkey, chairman of the People's Republic of Stokes Croft, (What a pretentious CUNT) wants to make the whole area an outdoor gallery. "It might be illegal, but it is expression and this is an amazing cultural centre for everyone," This bloke is also highly undemocratic, not everyone likes looking at the work of Vandals!

The Money Shot

Bonhams' urban art specialist Gareth Williams claims auctioning the art is a logical progression."It's accessible and iconic," he says. "People have seen it on the streets and responded to it."It's the market that disagrees with it staying on the streets. The art buying public want to own it."


So there you have it the Urban Art Vandals are being stitched up nicely and it does my old heart a power of good thinking about just how pissed Banks'y must be to see his vandalism lining the pockets of the really smart operators!


Monday, 4 February 2008

Threats Threats and more Threats

I think the Muslim Council of Britain is begining to see its self as the only body representative of the Muslim community in the UK rather than our elected parliament! and react with the expected threats! So what if a Muslim got bugged we say all MP's should be bugged.

LONDON (Reuters) - Muslim groups reacted with anger on Sunday to claims that an MP had his private conversations with a constituent secretly bugged by Scotland Yard anti-terrorist officers.

They said the allegations could damage relations between the Muslim community and the police.

It is public policy that law agencies cannot eavesdrop on politicians since a bugging scandal involving Harold Wilson's government.

But the Justice Secretary was forced to order an immediate inquiry after allegations in the Sunday Times claimed that electronic listening devices were used to tap two conversations between Sadiq Khan, MP for Tooting, and Babar Ahmad, being held on remand while awaiting deportation to the United States.

Ahmad is accused of running Web sites supporting terrorism and raising funds for Muslim militants in Chechnya and Afghanistan, and with urging Muslims to fight a 'holy war'.

The Muslim Council of Britain called for urgent meetings with the Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, and Straw, to ask for clarification on the "disturbing news".

"Today's revelations are simply appalling and raise a whole range of vital issues to do with confidentiality and how to hold to account the improper behaviour of senior police officers," Dr. Muhammad Abdul Bari, secretary-general of the Muslim Council of Britain, said in a statement.

"This kind of behaviour cannot but do immense damage to the level of trust between Muslim communities and the police."

Infidels must Die!

As if to prove our point this news item hits the wires today, see our item below this one I think this makes the point who we are at war with quite clearly just look at the names!

But of course under the govts new "guidelines" we must not mention the war!!!

Five men including the brothers of two of the failed July 21 London bombers were today found guilty of helping them in the aftermath of the attacks.

The group assisted the bombers in evading immediate detection by providing safe houses and passports as well as clothing and food as they hid from the police.

Siraj Ali, 33, from Enfield, north London, Muhedin Ali, 29, from Ladbroke Grove, west London, Ismail Abdurahman, 25, from Lambeth, south London, and Wahbi Mohammed, 25, and Abdul Sherif, 30, both from Stockwell, south London, were between them convicted of 22 charges of failing to disclose information about terrorism and assisting an offender.

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Siraj Ali and Wahbi Mohammed were also convicted of having prior knowledge of the plot to explode devices on the London transport network. They were convicted following a four month trial at Kingston Crown Court.

Dont mention the war!

I have news for the cretins that came up with the following bright idea, The fact is the UK IS at war with Islam and there IS an explicit link between Islam and terror just look around the globe! and more importantly the Islamic 5th Columists operating against our citizens in the UK.

Appeasment of agressors did not work in 1939 it will NOT work now, stop pretending Muslim communities are all for a western way of life, and start warning the communities that hide these monsters, of the dire consequences they face if they continue to support those wishing to attack us and pushing for a seperatise way of life for themselves. When will we ever learn ISLAM does not want to co exist alongside the west.


A NEW counter-terror phrasebook has been sent out to police, Whitehall offices and councils telling them how to speak to Muslim communities about extremism without alienating them.

It advises against use of phrases like "jihadi fundamentalist" and "Islamist extremist".

Instead, it suggests that words such as "violent extremism", "criminal murderers" and "thugs" should be used, to avoid any suggestion of an explicit link between Islam and terror.

The document warns that the use of concepts like "the struggle for values" or "a battle of ideas" play into the hands of those who wish to fuel the idea of a clash of civilisations between Islam and the West.

Stand Clear of the Trough Mr Piggy wants his "Fair Share"

Mr "Piggy" Conway the disgraced Conservative MP who has had the whip with drawn and will stand down as a Conservative candidate at the next election has now claimed "I am not a crook" ; Just to remind you this is the Conservative MP who employed his "full time student" sons as "reserchers" breaching the rules of Cambridge college as for Newcastle we cannot say.

Freddie

A report said there was no record of Freddie, a full-time student at Newcastle University, performing any work in return for the £40,000 he received over three years and said he was “all but invisible” at Westminster.

Henry

Henry, 25, pocketed £32,717 during his tenure in the post between 2001 and 2004, a period which saw his £28,000 salary augmented with thousands of pounds worth of bonuses and even £829 overtime, which was al rather odd as he was a full time student at Cambridge which forbids its students from working we shal leave you work out how he managed to do so much "research" but clearly he has no problems in spending the product of the public purse.

F*** OFF
I'm Rich was the title of one of the exotic parties thrown by fun-loving fashionista Henry Conway, son of disgraced Tory MP Derek Conway. Well, at least he's honest about it.

Henry is an extrovert gay with long blond hair and a penchant for dressing up like Judy Garland, but you have to admit he has balls. Taking some £32,717 in public money for doing no apparent work and then blowing it on £100 cocktails at London nightspot Mahiki is certainly one way to get noticed. Old Harrovian Henry helpfully posted his party pix on his website too, which shows just how up to speed he is with new technology.

Mr Conway denied that MPs were overpaid for their work, pointing out that he took a cut in salary when he left the £80,000-a-year post of chief executive of the Cats Protection League to return to the Commons in 2001 and will receive a pension of £24,000 when he retires.

A fair salary for a backbench MP would be £80,000 to £100,000, rather than their current £60,000, "after all a commons Sous chef can earn that" "Mr Piggy" suggested (In our view 1 good Sous Chef is worth 20 politicians so hardly a good comparison Mr Conway!)

Mr Conway’s wife, Colette, who works as his Commons secretary, told the newspaper she supported her husband and sons whom, she said, had done nothing wrong, clearly a lady with at best, a merely tenuous grasp of the law and reality!!!



Thank goodness the newspapers are keeping us the "TAx Payer" informed of the graft swindle and theft that is so clearly rife amoungst our politicians. Mr Conway is but one amounst hundreds at in the palace of westminster. THIS IS OUR MONEY NOT THEIRS! THEY NEED A SHARP REMINDER THEY ARE ONLY OUR SERVANTS NOT OUR MASTERS

Sunday, 3 February 2008

He resigned to clear his name!!!!!

MP Employs His Mum, 80, As A Secretary



Of course the Smugboard new the real reason for his "resignation" and said so, Now Hain shows just how far he has HIS nose in the gravy train trough

But Mr Hain insisted there was no question she did the work for which she was paid.

"I've never hidden anything," he said. "She works really hard, and that's that. She's been here since 1991 and everybody knows about it."

Mrs Hain provides "part-time secretarial assistance and cover for my offices", he said

Brits on the Piste

A 46 year old British male has been killed in an Italin ski resort.

David Monk, 46, died when he crashed into a barrier on the side of a piste while sliding down a slope on a mattress, said a spokesman a friend is now in a serious condition in hospital.

Ahh the British on the piste................. experts! so why was the wanker on a mattress? for fucks sake we get 1cm of snow a year so why do cunts like this think they can handle real slopes and real snow?