Dont say you were not warned, The Olympics WILL bankrupt London

We do not want to hear too much moaning about the herculean waste of money the 2012 Olympic games have been.

We are telling you all right now it will be much much cheaper to bail out NOW, this folly will NOT cost less than £15 Billion (just you wait and see) and will benefit who exactly?

Well lets see, the "great and the good" will have a nice event to take wives and girlfriends to, Other international leaders "simply must attend"

The mates of IOC members in construction will do rather nicely, as will the IOC members themselves in back handers.

The International Hotel Chains & international airlines all have "friends"on the IOC commitee and will do very well indeed. The global TV networks will make millions in advertising revenue, drinks manufacturers,

The sports equipment manufactures sweat shops in the far east will be so flat out so they will need to start capturing more child slave labour now to cope with future demand.

In short the big players will make a fortune, so will all on the IOC commitee.

As for the rest of us? the message is clear to see
"Go Fuck Yourselves" you are NOT part of the "bigger picture"

The Olympic games is one of the worlds great con tricks designed to make international business millions a one eyed ferret can see, it has fuck all to do with sport. Its all about making money.

Just Remember this post in 2013, when some wanker MP tells you that "now you need to start paying for the "fabulous Olympics" we gave you!

That's the one you couldn't get tickets for, because the fat cats and the touts all had their snouts in the trough long before you got a chance to ask how much the tickets cost!


Athens' deserted Games sites a warning to London Olympics
By Malcolm Moore in Athens
Last Updated: 12:15AM BST 02/06/2008
The buildings constructed in Athens for the Olympic Games four years ago are fly blown, closed to the public and covered in graffiti, a forewarning of the possible aftermath of the London Games in 2012.


Of the 22 venues in the city, 21 are in a state of disrepair and under guard to prevent vandalism but the local dog population seem to be enjoying the peace and quite they are afforded in the locked up facilities.

Athens spent more than £9 billion on staging the Olympics, slightly less than the current estimate for the London games.

The hangover from the games was tremendous. Greece was left with a national budget deficit of 6.1 per cent, more than twice the maximum allowed under European Union rules. (you can of course bend any fucking rule you like in the EU, just as long as someone gets a free jolly or a nice little back hander!)


The infrastructure, which was installed in such haste, has proven to be far too extravagant for the city. It is difficult to imagine there was ever much local interest in continuing to use the baseball, kayaking, fencing and handball facilities down the coast at Hellenikon.

A few miles outside the city centre, the sprawling Faliron complex that once hosted the beach volleyball and taekwondo competitions is deserted and a lone security guard has not been able to deter youths from spraying the walls with slogans.

Inside one of the buildings, puddles of water are dotted across the marble floor.

The baseball stadium was briefly used for football matches, until the organisers realised that the shape of the baseball diamond resulted in all the television cameras standing at the corner flag.

Elsewhere at Hellenikon, piles of rubbish are mounting behind heavily padlocked gates and electrical cables hang loose from the walls. On one bridge, every light fitting has been wrenched out, while crumbling concrete is ubiquitous, a sign of the speed at which the complex was built.

At Marathon, where Matthew Pinsent won his fourth Olympic rowing gold medal, the wood has rotted and weeds have blanketed every inch of pavement.
"We are carrying out maintenance," shrugged the caretaker. (Nice one Stav)
The only open venue is the former badminton stadium, which has been transformed into a theatre, which has hosted Swan Lake on Ice and Jesus Christ Super Star.

Many Athenians were unhappy at the huge sums involved in building the Olympic venues. However, national pride has mostly overwhelmed any residual anger or resentment.
"We always wanted the Olympics to come to Athens, and we felt that the Olympics belonged here so we were able to bear the costs," said George Georgakopoulos, a commentator at Kathimerini, a Greek newspaper.

Athenians note that while the venues remain closed, the resurfacing of the roads and the upgrading of the metro system have made the city hugely more habitable.
"Of course mistakes have been made, but we are on the right track now," said Konstantinos Matalas, the president of Hellenic Olympic Properties, the company which the government has formed to find buyers for the venues.
Mr Matalas said several of the venues have now been leased out, and that he had designs for all of them. (looking at the graffiti all over them, so have most of the locals)
A spokesman for the London Organising Committee of the Olympic Games, said: "Our Games will be truly sustainable in that we are only building facilities that can be used after the Games.

It seems Italy still loves a Facist

Zimbabwean President (SIC) Robert Mugabe flew into Rome for a global food summit on Sunday,

The Mugabe visit to Italy shows up the so called European Union for the crooked, toothless, shambles it really is.

As Mugabe is apparently subject to an order banning him from travelling to or within EU member states, how come he is in Italy; we hear you ask?

Simple as the FAO summit is taking place under a United Nations umbrella, the Rome meeting is open to him, surely the fact he is driving his own nation to the brink of destruction and given the kind of company he keeps, we cannot help thinking it would make sense to ban him from any gathering of civilised nations until he behaves properly.

However the EU’s bark is clearly much worse than its toothless bite. And Italy has shown its self to be less than proud of its independence as a nation state.

Saving energy is important.......... but...............................

Energy efficiency is clearly not as important as keeping local bureaucrats busy by filling out the correct forms.
what a joke these small minded WANKERS are.

England's highest pub has been brought down to earth after a makeover it was given as part of a nationwide advertising campaign landed it in trouble with planning authorities.

Home improvement firm Everest recently returned to the Tan Hill Inn, which stands 1,732ft above sea level in the Yorkshire Dales, where it made its first television commercial 22 years ago.

It featured the late Ted Moult allowing a feather to flutter down inside double glazed windows to demonstrate their draft-proof qualities during extreme weather.

Now a new marketing drive has been launched with a modern makeover of the stone-built premises involving energy efficient windows and solar panels.

But not all viewers have been impressed by the changes, with planning officials realising that they had not authorised the work.

Homeowners have not needed permission to install alternative energy technologies such as solar panels since April 6, but this does not extend to commercial properties.

Tracy Daly, 42, landlady of the Tan Hill, said: "We thought all the paperwork would have been sorted out before Everest came in to do the work.

"I thought the council would have wanted us to do our bit for the climate but it seems they’re more interested in filling out the paperwork."

The advert shows Craig Doyle, a sports presenter, walking in as the finishing touches are being applied to a new set of windows.

For its part the pub received about £90,000’s worth of equipment, including the new windows, the solar water heating panels and a new boiler.

Ms Daly, who took over the pub three years ago, added: "When Everest asked us if they could use the pub again for their TV commercials, we thought it would be great publicity for us and we could get the extra improvements done at no cost to ourselves."

The panels will have to be removed unless the company can obtain retrospective permission from the local authority.

Tom Stirling, of Richmondshire District Council, said the solar panels need building regulation consent, planning permission and probably listed building consent as well.

"Obviously we’re not going to be draconian about this, so we hope to speak to the owners again shortly and help them complete the necessary paperwork," he added. (but they are of course going to be fucking dogmatic about it!!!)

Clearly Operation Trident will have to run for a very very very long time, Thank you whoever opened the gates.

After reading the following report on the Reuters website, it became crystal clear to us that violence is endemic amongst black communities all over the world.

Indeed it would appear to people who are perhaps unaware of any other possible explanation that it is in fact "Instinctive Behaviour"

But at least we in the UK can now stop worrying that the tide of black on black crime in the UK is being seen as a product of white prejudice, racism and deprivation this clearly has nothing to do with it

Blacks Run South Africa all by themselves, and look how violent it is there
Nice Job Guys, Nice job.
JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - I only realised how serious the attacks were when I saw a photograph of a man being burnt alive in a township east of Johannesburg.

Having worked as a photographer in South Africa for more than 10 years, I was no stranger to violence: I had seen angry people chanting slogans, blocking roads and destroying property.

But burning a man alive was evil and barbaric, a flashback to the worst violence under apartheid when opponents of the white minority government were shot and tortured by police and informers were "necklaced" with burning tyres.

That photograph of the burnt man was not mine, but in the following days I came face-to-face with this new brutality as attacks on immigrants spread across Johannesburg and to other cities.

In one informal settlement, I found a badly beaten man who had narrowly escaped being burnt. He was lying a few steps from a pile of partly burnt plastic and paper.

Residents said a mob tried to burn him but ran away when some of the locals approached.

In the worst violence since the end of apartheid 14 years ago, angry people stabbed, clubbed and burnt migrants from other parts of Africa, accusing them of taking jobs and fuelling South Africa's notoriously high levels of crime.

At least 50 African migrants were killed and up to 100,000 were forced to flee their homes. Thousands of immigrants from Mozambique and crisis-torn Zimbabwe returned home.

The outbreak started on May 11 in Johannesburg's Alexandra township -- across the city from Soweto where I was born -- before spreading through shantytowns and townships around the financial and industrial capital.

Then, the attacks spread down to Cape Town and east to the port city of Durban.

The explosion of deadly anger dealt a blow to the international image of a country that calls itself the "Rainbow Nation", making investors wonder just how stable Africa's biggest economy really was.

It surprised and disappointed me.

DANGER

On May 18, I received a call from a colleague who told me foreigners were being chased and beaten in central Johannesburg.

This was just a day after I had returned from assignment in Malawi, where people are so humble, warm and happy to have a visitor from another country.

I grabbed my cameras and went to town.

When I arrived, I was amazed by the number of police who were driving around, searching and arresting suspects.

I thought the trouble would pass, but I was wrong.

Later that day, after I had finished filing my pictures, I was shocked to see photos taken from other areas, including that picture of a man being burnt alive.

I decided to go to Reiger Park, an informal settlement east of Johannesburg, and the place where the man was burnt.

When I got there, I saw hundreds of young men with sticks, knives, pangas (machetes) and spears, angrily shouting that they wanted all the foreigners out of South Africa.

I found the injured man who had nearly been burnt in front of a shack.

I kept shooting pictures but then some people from the mob told us they didn't want the media there. This happens most of the time when you try to take photographs in tense situations in South Africa. But this time, it looked serious.

They came up to us, threatening us and wielding their weapons. We could see the anger in their eyes.

We stopped taking pictures and only returned when we thought it was safe, sometimes going back in with the police.

But it was a difficult situation. The mob threw stones at the photographers and the police occasionally fired shots to disperse the crowd.

I've covered violence before but this was bad. I was disappointed that my countrymen had turned against their brothers and sisters from countries that had helped us during apartheid.

South Africa's government has been criticised for its slow reaction to the violence and for not addressing the poverty that is widely blamed for the bloodshed.

Last Sunday, President Thabo Mbeki called the wave of attacks a "disgrace", and said the government would act firmly to curb the bloodshed.

The Photo journalist who wrote this was.........................................................................................

Black

From the mouths of babes,

You can always rely upon children to tell it as it is.

We at the Smugboard have always known Gypsies are lying thieving low life scum, with the Romanian and Albanian varieties being the worst of the worst, closely followed by the misnamed Irish "travellers".

But it has taken Italian School children to do what politico's in any Eurozone country will never do and tell the world "We do not like you or the way you behave so start behaving like civilised human beings or we will get tough with you"

The children, aged between 9 and 11 years old, are pupils at San Giuseppe Bosco, near a camp at Ponticelli that has been repeatedly attacked by Italian locals.

Locals first set fire to the camp two weeks ago in retaliation to stories that a gypsy girl had tried to steal a baby elsewhere in the city. Since then it has been repeatedly attacked, with more petrol bombs launched at its makeshift buildings.

Teachers at the school had set the children the task of explaining how they felt about the persecution of the gypsies. The response was an alarming series of drawings and essays, many of which supported the vigilante action.

“The gypsies steal children to transplant their organs,” wrote one child.

“We are not racist, but if they want to stay they have to stop stealing,” wrote another.

One crayon drawing showed burning buildings with a mob outside shouting “Fight, fight!” and “Get out of here, Roma!”

The attacks and essays come against a backdrop of growing intolerance to immigrants, fuelled by hard-line partners in the new government of prime minister Silvio Berlusconi.

A report by Amnesty International yesterday warned that Italy was now “dangerous” for illegal immigrants. (good the "WE DO NOT WANT YOU HERE" message might start to get across !!!)

Mariano Coppola, the headmaster, blamed the parents of the children for their attitudes, and claimed that many of the children had actually participated in the attacks on the Ponticelli camp.

“Their teachers were working with them to help them understand what really happened, and to clearly show them that these violent acts should not be repeated,” he said.

“But in their families, or on the streets, these kids are learning a very different lesson,” he added. “Some of these children were fully involved and have told stories about taking part in the raids, and have firmly defended their position afterwards,” he said.

La Repubblica newspaper reported that one child called Francesco wrote: “The people who live in Ponticelli may have gone over the top, but perhaps they were right because they have been left alone for too long to deal with the problems from the Roma.”

Another student, Giuseppe, wrote: This was the right thing to do. The gypsies wouldn’t go when asked nicely so we had to get tough with them”(We cannot see the problem with this approach!)

In its report, Amnesty said it was particularly concerned about a new law which will deal hefty prison sentences to illegal immigrants. (JUST TYPICAL OF THE ARSE LICKING COMMIES)

“Amnesty International is extremely alarmed both by the contents and haste of these measures... and by the climate of discrimination which preceded them,” Miss Carboni, the head of Amnesty in Italy.

Mr Berlusconi’s government has also drawn up plans for 10 new “Centres of Temporary Permanence” in which to hold immigrants until repatriation. (SENSIBLE MOVE)

Italy’s statistics agency, ISTAT, fanned the fires of anti-immigrant feeling yesterday by releasing numbers showing that immigrants are responsible for more than a third of the murders committed last year.

ISTAT said foreigners had committed 70 per cent of all petty theft, 39 per cent of the sexual offences and 36 per cent of the murders.

The damning figures confirmed the opinion of almost half the country that immigrants are “dishonest”. However, ISTAT also noted that many of the crimes committed by foreigners were against other foreigners.

The fact is Gypsies are a fucking pain in the arse everywhere they arrive, so here is a picture showing the cunts as you as you know them best PONCING!!!!!!

Election Nightmare For Gordon Brown = Great News for Britain

This unelected Scott's fool has lead Circus Labour to their worst defeat in 40 years. We can hardly find the words to express the deep and profound joy this news brings us.

The Conservatives are the biggest gainers with 140 new seats and significant wins around the country including Bury, Southampton and Harlow.

If the figures were to be reflected in a general election, the Tories would win a Commons majority of more than 150.

Local Government Secretary Hazel Blears (CRETIN) said that national trends could not be extrapolated with any confidence from local results.

But she told Sky News: "What we hear tonight we will, of course, take extremely seriously."

Oh that is comforting! What a fucking idiot that woman is the only things they will be worrying about is the fact they are going to get outed at the next general election, and how much more public money can they waste on trying to convince the public that Islam is "Not a threat to the security of the UK" rather than take effective action against it at its source the Mosques.

We suggest she Brown and the rest of Circus Labours criminally negligent ministers do not just "take it extremely seriously"

We suggest they FUCK OFF right now and save the country further financial, national and international loss and embarrassment.

Just GO all of you NOW you are destroying our nation.

The Definitive definition of Political Correctness

This superb definition was sent in to us by one of our readers.
Thanks Geoff

"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Why do we have so many arrogant rude people in the UK?

The following report misses the real reasons why cretins like to one pictured here have been allowed to behave as they see fit.

So why do we have to put up with worthless scum making the lives of decent people a misery?

A lack of discipline and fear of effective punishment cretins like that to the left, know they will never have to suffer for their antisocial behaviour

It is now unfashionable to smack children, and schools can no longer administer corporal punishment so they turn into little savages who all apparently "know my rights"

The socialists have created a society where everyone rights bar the victims are protected completely, and obese parents are more interested in what is happening in big brother, cheap fags and booze than offering their puff smoking mouth breathing offspring.

Spare the rod and spoil the child was true in my day and is as true today as it was then!.

LONDON (Reuters) - Britons are ruder than they were a decade ago, according to a survey on Monday that showed almost three-quarters of people think manners should be taught at school.

A third believe bad manners are the catalyst for much of the anti-social behaviour in Britain, the ITV poll found.

Experts interviewed by the network blamed a lack of respect for authority.

More than 90 percent of respondents believe parents are failing to ensure their children learn proper manners and that bad behaviour of celebrities and footballers are setting a poor example for impressionable youngsters.

Spitting and swearing were the most offensive behaviours, it found, while queue-jumping and not saying "please" or "thank you" were other main gripes.

Almost 75 percent of the 3,000 people surveyed believed manners should be taught at school. (you see what we mean let someone else take responsibility! No.... you had them you raise them!)

"I suppose it's part of the breakdown in society -- the fact that we stopped having respect for figures in authority partly because those in authority didn't command it," etiquette coach Diana Mather told the "Tonight Show with Trevor McDonald," which commissioned the survey.

The head of the Campaign for Courtesy, broadcaster Esther Rantzen, said a lack of discipline was also to blame.

"I think my generation has a lot answer for because I think the youth culture in the 60s and early 70s threw out every rule book and thought it was really clever to use four letter words," she told the programme, which airs later on Monday.

"But I think things should go back, not to the old deference, not to grovelling, not to any of that but just to feeling respect, because I think that would make everyone's life more pleasant."

Tony Blair admits he stitched up the British Public

So phoney Tony Bliar has finally admitted what we, the mugs who pay these cretins salaries have known all along. He left us in the hands of an incompetent fool.

Gordon Brown has dismissed as “gossip” reports that Tony Blair had predicted he will never be able to beat David Cameron in a general election.

Failed in Politics, Failed Bulimic, still drawing his pay cheques yet Prescott is NOT happy!

John Prescott, Britain's least successful bulimic, is beginning his fight back!

Mandrake hears that the former deputy prime minister has discreetly deployed Alan Schofield, his former special adviser who left him to work for the public relations company Bell Pottinger, to finesse his public image.

"Alan has been fielding a few calls from journalists and doing what he can to try to rebuild John's image," whispers my man in Whitehall.


"John was very upset that when he admitted he'd had bulimia in his memoirs … there was not a greater outpouring of public sympathy."


What a pompous fat cunt this failure is!

The fact is the public saw his alleged "confession" for what is was yet more hot air designed to assist Labours election aims.

Ahh the religeon of peace spreading its own brand of goodwill again !!!

What a lovely peaceful people Muslims are! We are so pleased we have plenty of them here in England NOT!

A British man who was attacked after converting to Christianity from Islam was told by police to "move to another place", it has emerged.

Nissar Hussein, 43, from Bradford, West Yorkshire converted from Islam to Christianity with his wife, Qubra, in 1996.

A report by Christian Solidarity Worldwide, quoted in the Times, says he was subjected to a number of attacks and, after being told that his house would be burnt down if he did not return to Islam, alerted the police.
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However, the report says Mr Hussein was told that such threats were rarely carried out and that he should “stop being a crusader and move to another place”.

A few days later an unoccupied property next door to Mr Hussein's house was set on fire.

The report, titled No Place to Call Home, claims that apostates from Islam are subject to “gross and wide-ranging human rights abuses”.

“When identities are precarious, their enforcement will take an aggressive form.”

Can Africans get anymore stupid?

We all know Africans are

1. Incredibly Stupid

2. Obsessed with their cocks,

3. 100% untrustworthy

However the following article really shows why we should stop sending aid to Africa, people this stupid, do NOT deserve OUR hard earned tax pounds!

Congo police arrest penis snatchers

Last Updated: 6:56am BST 23/04/2008

Police in Congo have arrested suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s private parts.

There has been a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.
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Rumours of the bizarre theft began circulating last week in the capital Kinshasa. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings, who were blamed for the devastating curse.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear.

But some residents said the “victims” were simply trying to extort cash by promising a cure, proved by the reappearance of their genitals.

“You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We’ve had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten,” said Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, Kinshasa’s police chief.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis-snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs.

“I’m tempted to say it’s one huge joke,” Mr Oleko said. “But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it’s become tiny or that they’ve become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven’t gone home and tried it’,” he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from the nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

“It’s real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny,” said 29-year-old Alain Kalala.

Gordon Brown to consult Shakira on thrid world policy!!!!!

As if allowing a complete moron like Alistair Darling to make fiscal policy, was not evidence enough of his total lack of judgement and ability to understand an issue.

Gormless Gordon the haggis is now to consult a scantily clad Brazilian bint on how best to spend the UK tax payers money on educating "the third world"!!!!

If it wasn't true it would be funny

Banking System Gets £50bn Cash Boost courtesy of the UK tax payer!

Circus Labours chief clown Alistair Darling the most incompetent chancellor in living memory has come up with yet another work of complete madness.

Having gifted Northern Rock almost unlimited sums of public money he has now ensured that the traditional Labour voter will never secure a mortgage and therefore become Tory voters by doubling their tax rate.

This clown has now gifted the banks £50 Billion of the tax payers cash to allow middle England to carry on enjoying the benefits of a property boom! The entire risk is of this highly unwise course of action is of course borne by the tax payer with all the profit going to the banks any sane person would ask WHY?

The answer is simple this criminal raping of the public purse is being sanctioned in the hope of securing middle England’s vote for the morally bankrupt Labour party at the next election.

Well we say this cretin needs to be stopped from making fiscal decisions that will lead to this nation becoming financially bankrupt as well.

John Prescott "claims" he had bulimia for two years!

It would seem that we at the smugboard were not alone in knowing that two Jags Prescott was a complete waste of skin and natural resources such as oxygen and a complete failure as a politician and loyal husband

The fat bastard Prescott clearly knew he was a total fuck up as well!

"I'm sure it was to do with stress," he wrote in yesterday's Sunday Times, which is to serialise his memoirs. "I wasn't doing it all the time, and there would be gaps of weeks and months, but during those years when we first got into power, I let things get on top of me and took refuge in stuffing my face."

But the reality of his massive bulk does rather make a lie of his confession to being Bulimic for a two year period! (Perhaps he only likes making others sick?)

So call us old cynics if you like, but Circus Labour need to start coming up with plausible story's now as to why so many of their appointments failed, Why? they will be asking for your vote again soon of course!

Junior Minister Pulls Back From Resignation

This is Angela Smith, you wont know who she is. Why? because she has never done anything!

But she has given "Gordon the Haggis" a rather nasty moment, by going all "Pre menstrual" and threatening to resign over the removal of the 10p tax rate (her constituency is clearly a less than wealthy one!) whilst our Unelected Scotts PM is away in the US kissing the yanks arse's and trying to convince them at least, that he knows what he is doing! We in the UK of course know the sad and sorry truth, he and his cronies are all total failures.

It seems Smith has recieved a massive bollocking by Geoff Hoon the Circus Labour's chief whip
"the last thing Gordon and the party need at present is the resignation no one has ever heard of" whilst he is on a high profile visit to the USA "So retract that silly statement right now and keep your mouth shut or you are finished in politics for ever sweetheart"

The net result is that Angela Smith will look even more stupid because she had been sending round emails criticising the Government and saying that she was going to resign!

We say that a stronger government would have been prepared to say farewell to her - but that's clearly not how Gordon Brown and the Chief Whip have seen it."

The confusion highlights unhappiness in the Labour backbenches at the abolition of the 10p tax rate.

Oh tough luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pope tells US sales force "You have got to stop screwing our customers children"

Pope The CEO of "The Catholic Church Inc" the worlds number two religious brand, today addressed his US sales force with a strong message.

"Ya gotta stop fucking the kids, its killing the brand and costing us a fortune" and "we are already way behind those non beliving bastards Muslims in the business of grabbing new converts".


In 2007, six major dioceses, including California and Washington, filed for bankruptcy after paying $615 million to the victims of sexual abuse by Catholic priests.

Pope added "if you gotta fuck someone, go fuck a Muslim or a budist anything but a Catholic kid, we lose a minimum of three members each time you get caught" Mum dad and the kid we cannot afford the loses..

It seems many of the US sales force saw "kiddy fiddling" as a legitimate perk, Pope made his "lets all get back on message" trip to the US at a cost of some $6million all paid for by the various US sales divisions of "The Catholic Church Inc" to stem losses!

He further added "Its a good job those Africans keep sending in "Tribute" they may be starving but they never let us down at the collection plate" Helps make these little trips possible

Home secretary Jaqui Smith's new anti terror measures

A part of her latest direction less thrashing about on "what to do about UK based Muslim terror groups"

Clueless Jaqui Smith has announced the Police are to receive funding for 300 counter-terrorism officers to help prevent the radicalisation of young people, Home Secretary Clueless said on Wednesday.

The officers will work with local schools, mosques, prisons and community organisations to identify those at risk of turning to violent extremism, she said in a series of media interviews

"In the long term we cannot arrest our way out of terrorism," she told Sky News



This is how the Smugboard sees this failing as indeed it will!!!!!!!!!!!!!













Of course we promise not to become terrorists officer!!!!!




This young lad is clearly "not on message" yet.



















Neither are his mother & sisters





OK smith we will have to spell it out for you AGAIN!
Muslims will support terror in the UK until they have achieved their aim of a British Islamic State. They have been made well by the preachers in their mosques they only have until the middle eastern oil oil runs out! so they have to get the job done quickly.

Smith, If you "really" want to get rid of Islamic Terror in the UK ? Put a sustainable energy plan in place now, and remove our nation for the grip of the European human rights act.

Only then can you start work on removing each and every one of these lethal 5th columnist's from our nation without worrying about offending the Muslim Oil nations, for once their oil is gone they will see the civilised world will no longer tolerate the 10th century behaviour of Islam.

In Britain....................................................

"Customer Service" is NOT a dirty word



























But our survey of 100 shop staff found that "Customer" IS!

Rates Of Self-Harm In Prisons Soar.... GOOD we are pleased to hear it.

OK before the do gooders and excuse makers get into full swing in protest that criminals are being treated as such, . You know the kind of stuff "These people are self harming as a cry for help" These poor souls are addicts who's condition is not being treated" "These poor people are having to suffer overcrowding" all of it totally misguided.


The Facts

Thanks to the PC socialists we live in a society where no one is to blame for their crimes, where sexual perversions are to be understood and not commented upon, and where people want it and want it NOW.

So when they get caught committing crime it goes against what they have been lead to believe, and that is? it is always someone else's fault!

They then go to prison and that is not to their liking at all, fancy having to share a room! not having access to late night TV! (They do not miss the drugs they can get them by the bag full!!) having their access restricted (Up to a point!) What! No bootlegged booze and fags? so they make their disgust at being treated so poorly by self harming! It is pure spoiled petulance its as simple as that.

So do not give these cretins air time,
Prison life is already too soft, it should be bread, water & hard labour, no TV or laptops in the Cells and no mobile phones any time, No religious facilities (you gave up your human rights when you broke the law or infringed someone else's sonny)

Lets make prison conditions SO BAD NO ONE EVER WANTS TO GO BACK INSIDE and if a few self harm so what? they should not have been engaging in criminal activity should they. as the old saying goes DON'T DO THE CRIME IF YOU CANT DO THE TIME WANKER'S!.

Jamie Oliver caused the food industry problems? Nah they did it themselves

How amusing it was to read comments made by Melanie Swanwick who is responsible for providing school meals to 400 schools in Staffordshire bleating on about "how difficult Jamie Oliver has made it for school dinners suppliers to make a profit"

THAT my love is not the point! The point of Jamie Oliver's quite brilliant campaign was to stop greedy food suppliers from turning our young people into lethargic lard buckets, it is the food industry that has caused the problem NOT Jamie Oliver.

In the school dinners industry's collective rush, to under bid each other to get your hands on the (providing you are prepared to feed young people unsuitable foods) oh so lucrative school dinners contracts, you drove standards to such low levels that some one had to step in and stop you creating a complete generation of morbidly obese school leavers, and now the industry is crying about how you are now being forced to provide proper food (Which you replaced with this shit when you undercut the very efficient and nutritionally balanced schools kitchens system you replaced) are crying about it! TOUGH TITTY that is what your own greed has delivered.

If the school dinners industry where honest you would say the following.

"If you want us to be cheaper than the school cooks we replaced. Yet provide food of the same or better quality, we cannot do it and make a profit!"

Keep out of our business

These Christians are as mad as the Muslims,

We currently have freedom of choice in the UK on matters such as abortion we do NOT need or want religious crackpots sticking their misguided heads into our private business.

So we have a special message to ALL religious groups,

"God is your imaginary friend, not everyone else's!"

A pro-life charity is suing Google over the internet company’s refusal to display its anti-abortion advert.

The Christian Institute wanted to pay Google so that when the word “abortion” was typed into the search engine, a link to a web page on its views popped up on the right hand side of the screen.

We say there is nothing wrong far as we can see with NON Abortion adverts being displayed when you type in abortion, but not at the expenses of an equally balanced PRO Abortion message.

What is wrong is that these people are only doing this in response to words in a very old story book they portray as being something far more significant, and use that view to try to control others behaviour!

This Clueless Bint! screws up again

The UK High Court has effectively over ridden the government in its attempt to protect the UK for immigration through the back door, HSMP Forum (A Ltd company no less!! set up to keep the in through the back door gravy train rolling for immigrants from the Indian sub continent! Like we need anyome fucking Indians and their extended families!!) had brought a test case against the govt challenging its right to say who come into the UK!!!! A good idea in theory

But as this is Circus Labour we are talking about “Clueless” better known as Jaqui Smith Home Secretary (SIC) the fool who was imposed upon a hapless nation by its unelected Scots Prime Minister, was warned in advance that her retrospective strategy would fail, the tax payer will now have to pick up the bill to allow the Indians to continue talking the piss immigration wise.

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith was ordered to pay the Forum's legal costs and refused permission to appeal,

HSMP claimed that up to 90% of the 49,000 migrants who came to work in the UK under the scheme faced being forced to leave because they would have to reapply under the stricter new points-based system. Which proves they had no right being here in the first place!

Thieves!!!!!

The real problem in Zimbabwe is clear for all to see.
The criminal Mugabe and his henchmen are getting the racist idiot veterans to remind people that he will give them the modern day equivilent of, the beads and mirrors they used to be so keen on, in exchange for them helping him to remain in power!

Mugabe is now trying a new propaganda line. He claims that unless he stays in power, white farmers will return and reclaim their property, evicting any blacks who were settled on their land.

Mugabe has urged Zimbabweans to "safeguard their land" and said: "The land is ours, it must not be allowed to slip back into the hands of whites.

Of course Rhodesia (to give the land its proper name) in the hands of the hard working whites, was once the bread bowl of Africa it is now just another nigger ruined shithole that struggles to provide enough bread to feed a village.

We say, evacuate all the white farmers to the UK & Holland right now and cut ALL aid. Then let the thieving fuckers try to run the farms themselves, we know these farms are capable of supporting the population of the country they did in the past!

The fact is Africans will still be starving in a 100 years time why? because they are too stupid to be able run the farms well enough to feed themselves.

chanting gangs of veterans of the war against white rule have occupied at least 27 farms since Saturday, with about 12 falling victim yesterday morning alone. Only about 200 white farmers are left in Zimbabwe - five per cent of the total eight years ago.

Trevor Gifford, president of the once powerful Commercial Farmers' Union (CFU), predicted that they would all be forced to leave their properties. "We are preparing for the worst," he said.

One white farmer, who declined to be named, was tipped off that squatters were about to overrun his property. He gathered his wife, their three children, aged seven, nine and 11, and his elderly parents and left immediately.

His homestead was duly invaded on Sunday. Trembling with emotion, the farmer said: "I have wondered what this day would be like, whether it would come after all these years. Now I am wondering if this is it, or if I will be able to get back

British Justice Hah!

A mother who kept her son in a wheelchair for five years and convinced him and doctors that he could not walk has been jailed for four years and banned for life from working with children on her release.

He was only three when the woman from Middlesbrough, Teesside, launched her plot to keep him dependent on her. He was referred seven times to paediatricians who also carried out blood tests, but they could find no explanation.

The "mother" (SIC) who cannot be named for legal reasons, told family members that he needed the wheelchair because he was in pain and he suffered from joint swelling and mobility problems.

She also lied to her GP that the youngster was having fits and chronic constipation, and he was given medication.

The boy finally suffered a fit after she gave him an overdose, and she was unmasked when an ambulance crew caught her trying to hide the medication.

BUT

She will be allowed to have her own child back how mental is that!

The Africans fucked up Africa and they are still doing so.

We are sick and tired of hearing about the plight of Africa.

The Nazi mad dog Mugabe and his criminal lieutenants are NOT going to give up his power at any price, if they were they would have accepted the result of the election,

So he is now going to have the votes counted and re counted until he get the right result e.g he wins! at present he and his fould crew will be doing what ALL African leaders and their hangers on do in times of strife ROB their Chancellory blind just in case.


So we can now look forward to the following traditional African way of dealing with a political impasse. This means at least 10 years tribal genocide, followed by a UN enforced peace, then billions of UK tax payers pounds will be poured into Zimbabwe only to be stolen by the resident incumbent his family and friends.

And they have the fucking cheek to blame Europeans for all their problems. Africans ruined Africa Not Europeans

Clueless Smith trys to con us into beliving Labour are actualy doing something about SO's

Our unelected Scotts “prime minister”(sic) Gordon Brown ring master of Circus Labour foisted one of his least able clowns Jaqui Smith upon us when he made her home secretary.

Smith has good reason to look confused she clearly has no idea about crime law and order or anything else!

He latest and most would say her least well thought out idea, is to make all sex offenders provide their email address’s so they can be banned from social networking sites!

If these creatures are not bothered about raping children, they sure as hell will not be bothered about giving false details to secure an anonymous email address via Hotmail Yahoo Google etc etc!

The paedos must be pissing themselves laughing at this latest inept attempt to curtail their beastly activities, that will cost thousands and achieve ZERO is there an election coming up I wonder?!!!! Ohhh yes London!

Well Smith you are conning no one we can see this for the window dressing that it so clearly is try again and this time try something that will actually work!

We would say how stupid and politically calculating is this woman? but you can clearly see for yourself!!! We would still like to see her try to park a car!

More Muslim Trouble Making & Lies

Al-Qa'eda the group that is widely supported by many so called "British Muslims" in secret, says it has NOT killed ANY innocent victims and it is apparently ALL the fault of us non believers!!!

Ayman al-Zawahri, al-Qa'eda's second in command, has defended the group's terror tactics and insisted that Osama bin Laden is in good health.
The ninety-minute audio interview, released on Wednesday with a 46-page English transcript, was the first instalment of answers to a raft of on-line questions submitted on extremist websites.

"We haven't killed the innocents, not in Baghdad nor in Morocco, nor in Algeria, nor anywhere else," he said, according to the transcript, in response to the question "excuse me, Mr Zawahri, but who is it who is killing with Your Excellency's blessing the innocents in Baghdad, Morocco and Algeria?"

"If there is any innocent who was killed in the Mujahideen's operations, then it was either an unintentional error or out of necessity," Zawahri added, saying that it was al-Qa'eda's enemies who killed the innocent, "intentionally [taking] up positions in the midst of the Muslims for them to be human shields for him".

Al-Qa'eda claimed responsibility in 2001 for the 9/11 terror attacks on New York, which killed 3,000 people, while groups associated with the organisation have carried out several bombings in Iraq, Afghanistan and Algeria, killing thousands of people.

Zawahri also addressed the issue of Osama bin Laden's reported frailty, assuring supporters that the al-Qa'eda leader was in good health.

"Sheikh Osama bin Laden is healthy and well, by the grace of Allah," he said, while acknowledging his mortality. "He must die one day, whereas Allah's religion will remain."

Though the tape could not be independently verified, the message bore the logo of the Al-Qaida's media arm, al-Sahab, and appeared on Web sites linked to the organization.

When are our elected leaders going to get wise to this pernicious Islamic enemy within our society and make it a proscribed organisation as we did with the IRA INLA UDA UVF? ISLAM is evil and we deserve to be protected from its clutches.

Muslims say no, so out they go!!!

Well here we go this is the modern day version of Nazi book burning!

But as it is the Muslims kicking up a fuss as usual it is of course totally acceptable.

Take note of our prediction: Bristol council will end up breaking the law as they cannot stand up to the Muslim majority who say Homosexuality is wrong and should be punished with a good old stoning.

In our opinion the local education authority in Bristol City Council need shooting, Stand up for OUR laws you spineless PC obsessed fools..

Story books designed to discourage children from bullying homosexuals have been withdrawn from two primary schools after an outcry from Muslim parents.

One of the books, which was aimed at pupils as young as five, featured the story of a king who could not find a suitable woman to be his wife so he married a prince instead.

Members of Bristol Muslim Cultural Society in Bristol said parents were not outraged by the school’s anti-bullying policies but were frustrated by the lack of consultation.

Farooq Siddique, the community development officer for Bristol Muslim Cultural Society and a governor at Bannerman Road, said many schoolchildren - 70 per cent of whom are Muslim - were too young to define heterosexuality and homosexuality.

“In Islam homosexual relationships are not acceptable, as they are not in Christianity and many other religions, but the main issue is that they didn’t bother to consult with parents. There was no option to withdraw the child.

“Homosexuality is not a priority to parents, but academic achievement is. This just makes parents think 'What the heck is my child being taught at school?’.”

Julia Walton, a spokeswoman for Bristol City Council’s education department, said: “All Bristol schools have a legal duty to report and deal with homophobic harassment as part of the curriculum since April 2007.

“As part of this, schools can choose to seek specialist advice and training on topics such as homophobia.

“Bristol City Council has temporarily withdrawn the use of materials that can be used to explain homophobia to children to ensure that both Bannerman Road and Easton primary schools can meet their legal responsibilities and operate safely.

“We are now liaising with local clerics, teachers’ unions, the Institute of Community Cohesion and the Equality and Human Rights Commission to ensure that the topic can be addressed in an inclusive manner in the curriculum." (No mention of the white European community's desires you notice!)

Can some one explain how Muslims a group Circus Labour keep telling us are a minority, can have a voice that shouts above all others and a will that Socialists feel they must bow to all all costs?

Now you know why ALL Muslim marriages are arranged!!!

Without Islamic shotgun weddings these beauties would never stand a chance of "owning" a wife!!!





















































Anyway here is a girl any Muslim male should be proud to own.

Peckham's streets safe for the proles.......

BUT....they are not safe enough for Circus labours GUMMY political elite! (lets face it they know the real figures!!) Ms Harman tells us the streets are safe yet she mentions nothing of the facts "Violent crime in Peckham has gone up by 6.9 per cent" so it is not surprising she has been ridiculed for donning a stab-proof vest to tour her own constituency.


Miss Harman took to the streets of Peckham, south London, yesterday surrounded by several police officers.

But it seems manpower alone wasn't sufficient to make her feel safe on the streets and she was also issued with a kevlar-reinforced jacket.

Her decision has been met with disbelief by constituents.
Beatrice Smith, 63, said despite regular trouble on some of the neighbourhood's estates, locals were never issued stab vests.
"There were two stabbings nearby earlier today, and I'd rather see her spending time sorting the crime problem out than posing in such a ridiculous outfit," she told the Daily Mail.

David Davies, Shadow Home Secretary, said the issue underlined Labour's poor law and order record.
The capital had become "one of the most dangerous cities in the world", he said.
Miss Harman was out on the beat to highlight the increased number of police on the streets of Camberwell and Peckham.
She today insisted that she did not need to wear a stab-proof vest on the streets of south London.
Miss Harman said she met members of one of the neighbourhood police teams in Peckham, discussing their work over a cup of tea.
"Then we went out on the streets and they hitched on their stab vests, I think is what they are called," she told BBC Radio 4's Today programme.
"They were telling me about their new version, (which is) much lighter than the old one so that if they have to chase criminals they can do it much more easily and it doesn't weigh them down.
"And they gave me and my assistant one to wear as well."
She accused the press of misrepresenting the picture, which has also been placed on her website.
"It was just a courtesy, there was no security issue whatsoever, it was almost like wearing the kit when you go out with the team," she said.

Incidents of violent crime in the borough of Southwark, which includes Peckham, have increased by 6.9 per cent in the last 12 months.

Immigrants of no benefit to Britain

Well we are pleased to see that the house of lords has been able to see what we have been warning of for years. Immigrants are of no benefit to Britain all they do is worsen conditions for our own poor.

Remember we did explain that the only people hailing immigrants as the greatest thing since sliced bread are employers who want people they can pay less and who will accept poorer working conditions, and socialist politicians who want less intelligent votes to bribe.

In our view the following should be applied now:

A quota system of 1 in for one out.(European or not)
Those coming in must meet strict rules applying to their skills
Those coming in should have NO automatic right to bring their families
No more asylum places full stop

Anyway you can read the report here.


Immigration does no good for Britain's economy and the number of people coming into the country each year should be capped, a parliamentary report has said.
Immigrants Protest At Westminster Migration statistics are 'misleading'

An inquiry by the House of Lords Economic Affairs Committee said the Government had "overstated the economic benefits of immigration".

It also said the Government should set an explicit target for the number of people allowed into the country.
Inquiry chairman Lord Wakeham told Sky News: "We recognise that immigrants to this country do a good job, but there is no economic benefit to the resident population and it is damaging to low-paid workers."

The report called current migration statistics "irrelevant and misleading" and said more work is needed to assess the true impact on local authorities.
Government claims that immigration is needed to prevent labour shortages have also been criticised for being "fundamentally flawed".

The Committee said the Govenrmnet should review its immigration policies and explain their reasons for them.
Committee member Lord Layard said: "The Government should set a target range for net immigration.
Lord Wakeham chaired inquiry

"Looking to the future, if you have got that increase in numbers and you haven't got any economic benefit from it, you have got to ask yourself is this a wise thing to do?"

Immigration minister Liam Byrne said the report was welcome.

"It proves we were right to set up the independent Migration Advisory Committee to tell us which workers our new Australian-style points system should keep out or let in."

Shadow home secretary David Davis welcomed the report's suggestion of a cap on non-EU migrants.

He said: "This is a policy that we have been arguing for for years and which the Government has consistently rejected."

She figured whoring pays better

Bright girl! she did not waste the money spent on her education, she soon worked out that there is more money in whoring then mathematics..


Child maths prodigy 'working as a prostitute'

By Megan Levy
Last Updated: 2:02am BST 31/03/2008

A child prodigy who was one of the youngest students to be admitted to Oxford University is now working as a prostitute in Manchester, it has been claimed.


Sufiah Yusof was just 13 years old when she was admitted to the prestigious university to study mathematics.

But 10 years on, Miss Yusof now earns £130 an hour working as a prostitute from her flat in Salford, Manchester, according to the News of the World.
The newspaper claims it sent an undercover reporter to the 23-year-old's home, where Miss Yusof, who allegedly works under the name Shilpa Lee, described the services she reportedly offered.
On her website, she is alleged to have described herself as a "very pretty size 8, 32D bust and 5'5'' tall - available for bookings every day from 11am to 8pm." The website has since been shut down.
The gifted student sparked a massive police hunt in 2001 when, at the age of 15, she ran away from Oxford after passing her end-of-term examinations at St Hilda's College.

At the time she sent her family an e-mail, accusing her father of making her life "a living hell" and of putting her through "15 years of physical and emotional abuse".
Mr Yusof denied that he had pushed Sufiah too hard and implied that she was being told what to say by those controlling her.
Police later found her living in Bournemouth, posing as a student among the 30,000 foreigners who go to the seaside resort each year to study English.

Vatican Sales force under pressure

VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Islam has overtaken Roman Catholicism as the worlds No1 religious brand.

Monsignor Vittorio Formenti, who compiled the Vatican's newly-released 2008 yearbook of statistics, said Muslims made up 19.2 percent of the world's population and Catholics 17.4 percent.

"For the first time in history we are no longer the worlds no1 brand: the Muslims have overtaken us," Formenti told Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano in an interview, saying the data referred to 2006.

He said that if all Christian groups were considered, including Orthodox churches, Anglicans and Protestants, then Christians made up 33 percent of the world's population -- or about 2 billion people.

The Vatican recently put the number of Catholics in the world at 1.13 billion people. It did not provide a figure for Muslims, generally estimated at around 1.3 billion.

Formenti said that while the number of Catholics as a proportion of the world's population was fairly stable, the percentage of Muslims was growing because of higher birth rates.

He said the data on Muslim populations had been compiled by individual countries and then released by the United Nations, adding the Vatican could only vouch for its own statistics.

The pope was reported as telling his head of sales "We need to up our game, we are missing far too many sales opportunities, get it sorted now"

Traditionally we could rely upon our nigger customers in Africa,and the worlds Latino half wits , our hard line message on Condoms and their love of the old in and out guaranteed they would keep producing new converts even when they were starving to death,

Unfortunately that is no longer enough, we are being out bred by the Muslims and the niggers are beginning to believe the Muslims Sales Pitch that "in Islam all men are equal regardless of colour" (Wow those boys know how to sell, and they are getting them to act as suicide bombers! a nice touch, just proves the point there is no one as extreme as a fresh convert) in short they are converting our existing clients at an alarming rate this has got to stop NOW.

When we find the Niggers and Latinos are no longer fearing us enough to keep producing we are truly in trouble, your boys need to be making sure the condoms are NOT getting through or better still tell the stupid fuckers that wearing one can make you grow breasts the silly cunts will go for that one all day long.