These two jerks, Want you to belive they saved the British Economy

When in fact, they sat back and did NOTHING, whilst the City Bankers indulged in a foul orgy of self remuneration and gross bonuses.

The global self destruction of the banking industry could not have come at a better time for Brown, Darling and Circus Labour, they have seized upon this opportunity to pretend that they and Circus Labour are single handedly "Saving the British Economy"

So how are they planning to do it? BY GIVING OUR hard earned and already over taxed earnings to mega wealthy banks!

FAT cat bankers were last night forced to kiss goodbye to their “obscene” bonus ­culture as part of the Govern­ment’s £37billion bail-out package.
After asking the taxpayer for help, some of Britain’s biggest banks will be forced to overhaul the way they reward senior staff.Chancellor Alistair Darling announced that no bonuses would be paid this year at the Royal Bank of Scotland, Lloyds TSB and HBOS, which were effectively nationalised in the unprecedented deal.

Its not the governments bailout package its the tax payers bail out package! And WE should be taking a much tougher line with the wankers who brought the whole house of cards down.

After all this is OUR money the govt has none! and the banks happily paid out £17 Billion in bonus last year, that is around 50% of the amount we are being asked to fork out. We say let them pay back their bonus's BEFORE we put in a penny!

After all Sir Fred Goodwin refused to appologise for his banks crash, he knows how an admission of failure would affect his chances of getting a new fat cat position in the future. And in any case most of those in the city do not see that he has done anything wrong!

Greed is not good its GREAT (But only for Bankers)

The greed of banks in the USA and Europe is and has always been colossal, their arrogance in demanding that they (Bankers) are the only people qualified to regulate themselves. Yet their desire for profit at any cost has driven the global banking system into a crisis of unprecedented proportions> How? Simple the bankers refused to accept less and started breaking their own checks and balances rules in order to make more profit!

These so called “Banks” (an institution for receiving, lending, exchanging, and safeguarding money) SIC, made profits so huge that individuals were able and encouraged to amass fortunes that resemble the GNP of small nations!

A good example is Dick Fuld of Leman Bros, how anyone on this planet deserves to take out $500m - which was made by putting someone else's capital to work and by taking very few personal risks - is beyond comprehension. No surprise then that everyone is sick of Wall Street.

Yet when they bring the whole house of cards crashing down around them what do they do? Re- invest their own massive fortunes in to the banks that made them for them?

Certainly not, (the first rule of banking is do not risk your own capital!) No they come running to the tax payer demanding protection from our inability to pay! Us the very people they have been extorting money from in the form of £25 a time letters advising us that we are overdrawn to the princely sum of £2, the very people they charged exorbitant interest charges, the small shop keepers they charge a huge fee for banking cash! The list of injustices goes on and on, But politicians are apparently left with no choice but to bail them out to the tune of £280 for every single person on the entire planet! That alone is testimony to banking’s incompetence and its inability and lack of intent to regulate its self.

So what now? Well we can look forward to the biggest insider dealing scam ever perpetrated, Bankers will know when the market is going to move, they will advise the politicians its a good time to sell (Well before the shares reach their best value of course) governments will sell and the bankers will make huge profits, as will no doubt many politicians in the pockets of Bankers. It is illegal it is criminal and it will happen and no one is ever going to be prosecuted yet they will be robbing every single person on the planet of a decent return on their £280 and why? because they are bankers and will come up with a plausible lie.

In summary the bankers made profits from you, they ruined their own markets and you paid off their debits, and now they will make huge profits from buying back their shares at the lowest price possible, and all because the best people to regulate banking are bankers? BOLLOCKS its just a boys club for a load of "Greedy Bankers".

God help anyone retiring in the next couple of years your pension funds will be worth sweet FA.

Who's is going to pay these Wide Boy's bonuses?

YOU ARE!
And do not ever forget it

What every other commentator seems to have missed, is the fact all this debt has been floating around in the system for at least 20 years or longer, with various traders restructuring & selling it on anything rather than modify their appalling record on following their own rules and controls on lending.

The fact is, that all this debt floating around in the system had to eventually be paid off by someone, and that could only ever be the public, now they have, in the form of government bail out plans. ITS ALL YOUR MONEY going into their pockets!!!!!!!!

However this tax payer funded “washing away” of the bad credit, will simply allow the banks to continue in the same way they always have done. And let us not forget it was their flaunting of their own rules and controls in the search of ever bigger profit that caused the who collapse in the first place,

In the same way Baring Bro’s top executives turned a blind eye to Nick Leason’s activities in the quest for bigger profits, Banks and their over paid traders and directors have ruined not just a bank, but an entire financial system, yet have any really high profile heads rolled? NO! they knew no politician could afford to see their nations banking system in ruins.

DO NOT be fooled by bankers speeches about how “Committed to Change” they are IT IS ALL A PCK OF LIES! Once they are off the hook and the economy starts to grow again they will start whinging that they have to remunerate their traders and top execs if they “want to be competitive” politicians will fool for it and the banks shares will climb in value and the govt will sell out far too early and it will be back to business as usual.

Remember Bankers * City Traders are just a “Wide Boys” in designer suits they have no conscience and they like PROFIT not accountability

Financial crisis: Who is advising Alistair Darling?

The Daily Telegraph asked the above question this morning.

Well as usual we gave the correct answer as far back as Monday 18th February 2008

School Children! but of course he ignores their advice and does his own thing, so he gets everything wrong.

"Turn the other cheek" oooooooh that feels great lover

Homosexuals should carry warning tattoos, says chaplain

The chaplain to the London Stock Exchange has said that homosexuals should be tattooed with health warnings similar to those seen on cigarette packets.

Rev Dr Peter Mullen reportedly said in an internet blog homosexuality was "clearly unnatural" and was the "cause of fatal disease" Photo: JIM WINSLET

The Rev Dr Peter Mullen said in an blog that homosexuality was "clearly unnatural, a perversion and corruption of natural instincts and affections" and "a cause of fatal disease".

He recommended that homosexual practices be discouraged "after the style of warnings on cigarette packets".

He wrote: "Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS."

In an earlier posting, the Rev Mullen, who is also rector of St Michael's Cornhill and St Sepulchre without Newgate in the City, wrote a poem about the blessing of two gay priests by the Rev Martin Dudley.

The poem begins: "The Bishop of London is in a high huff, Because Dr Dudley has married a puff; And not just one puff - he's married another: Two priests, two puffs and either to other."

It concludes: "Of such Dr Dudley a goldmine has found, From shaven-head puftas the nuptial pink pound.

"The new Church of England embraces diversity, A fresh modulation on ancient perversity."

Peter Tatchell of gay rights group OutRage! (wanker) Demanded that the Rev Mullen resign.

He said: "As a chaplain, Rev Mullen ought to be a spiritual guide to all employees of the Stock Exchange.
"Given his quite outrageous homophobia, not only would lesbian and gay employees feel unable to approach him but even heterosexual staff would find what he said deeply offensive and off-putting.
"He should resign or be sacked. If he was mocking black or Jewish people in a similar vein, the Stock Exchange would instantly remove him and the Church would relieve him of his duties. He is not even fit to be a parish priest."
But the rector insisted that he meant to harm: "I wrote some satirical things on my blog and anybody with an ounce of sense of humour or any understanding of the tradition of English satire would immediately assume that they're light-hearted jokes. I certainly have nothing against homosexuals. Many of my dear friends have been and are of that persuasion. What I have got against them is the militant preaching of homosexuality."

Don't worry mate, if you get the chop the Muslims will welcome you with open arms, your almost talking their language (they would probably have suggested stoning the queers to death) but you will never have to worry about criticism of your views once you are part of their clan.

They don't give a monkeys about upsetting the likes of Tatchell and no one in authority in the UK will dare take on the Muslims!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our opinion? you are a classic mate, and we have absolutely no doubt you will have 100% backing of your flock at the stock exchange they must be pissing themselves I can just imagine how upset the traders will be about pissing off Tatchell and the rest of the more militant bum fanciers.

But more to the point is why does the Stock Exchange has a chaplain? the ONLY God worshiped down there is cold hard cash?

Buggers Broadcasting Collective

The Buggers Broadcasting Collective (BBC) in the UK has along running radio soap opera "The Archers" recently a "gay" couple (Ian and Adam) have been introduced into the plot.

Of course they have an "ally" in thoroughly modern and trendy aunt Lillian.

Anyway in a recent episode Aunt Lillian and Ian are chatting about cake making (Ian is a top chef, Adam is a lovely doe eyed gay farmer!) and the care of Adams grandmothers (Peggy Archer) partner who has developed Alzheimer's.

Any way Amongst the usual rubbish such as "Sorry dahhling" and "They Smell gorgeous dahhling" was the following "classic" line

Ian to Lillian: "I know Adam is really worried about her"

Lillian to Ian: "Is the chocolate wand for him"?

Arrrrggghh this is supposed to be an everyday tale of farming folk, Perhaps it should be changed to "everyday felching folk"

Only the BBC would allow this kind of gay hidden message!

European Unity Ahhhhhhhhhh

First Ireland, then Germany, now Denmark, Sweden and Austria. One by one, each country has taken steps to restore confidence in its embattled banking sector.

Whether the belt-and-braces guarantee handed to Irish savers, or the somewhat complex partial guarantee Chancellor Angela Merkel is offering to German banking customers, steps have been taken to stem the outflow of money from savers and corporate and institutional investors alike.

But in the UK, there remains largely silence. In spite of the Financial Services Authority moving on Friday to raise the guarantee on private savings from £35,000 per person to £50,000, the move was long awaited, and largely a token one.

As British savers see their cousins over the water in Ireland or in continental Europe moving protected, so the Government must move to reassure savers that the future of the British banking sector is assured.

The latest plan - to invest taxpayer's money in major banks so boosting their balance sheets so as to allow them to begin lending again - is an interesting one.

Not only does it offer a potential solution to the stagnation in the mortgage market, but it will also be viewed as an indirect guarantee of the British banking sector, one that is increasingly needed.

The devil will of course be in the detail, but when Chancellor Alistair Darling takes to his feet in the House of Commons this afternoon, he must do so with conviction.

Saying nothing is not an option. Vocal reassurance will not be enough. Darling must act, (The prat has been acting all along, now is time for him to resign and let someone who knows what they are doing to step in) and do so quickly, before British banks begin to go the way of their continental cousins.

We cant wait to see what inducements those foreign johnny's will be offering to temp British savers cash over to them! Great thing European Unity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kill the Blasphemers Kill!!! BBC recives complaints from?? Take a Guess

BBC soap EastEnders has received more than a hundred complaints after a Muslim character was shown eating during Ramadan. (yes of course you all got it MUSLIMS)

The latest protests follow scenes showing Asian postman Masood Ahmed, played by Nitin Ganatra, being caught eating a secret snack during the holy month, where Muslims must not break fast between dawn and sunset.

The BBC claim the scene was meant to show Masood's "fallibility".

They have so far received 110 complaints, claiming the scene trivialised a very serious religious experience, while others said it was unrealistic.

What a lot of old flannel

Smiths anger at Boris's foresight

Ah so the clueless bint (Jaqui Smith Home Secretary (SIC) Foisted upon the unsuspecting British people by Gormless Gordon Brown Circus Labour) that alienated every single police officer in the UK by welching on an agreed pay deal! is “angry” that the first decent London mayor in the last 20 years saw commissioner Blair for the fool he so clearly is and refused to support him?

Then dare we suggest she show her solidarity with her, political correctness obsessed, socialist pet policeman (SIC) by resigning over the issue?

PLEASE!!

"We are different", shriek the Poofs and Dykes

Yet we DEMAND to be treated exactly the same as you! ER?

Now we have looked at this from every angle and we just do not get it.

The Poofs and the Dykes want to be treated exactly the same as every one else regardless of their sexuality in matters such as tax, inheritance, marriage etc.

But woe betide anyone who does not stock a guide aimed exclusively at Homosexuals! people who's SEXUALITY is different!

What the fuck difference does sex make in a tourist guide?

Answer NONE it is just the reactionary pinks making a fuss again. But I really would have thought the Royals would be dead keen on having a gay guide on sale in their premises I mean ****** & ****** must be gutted.

Royal Palaces in homophobia row for not stocking a gay guide

Royal palaces, including Hampton Court Palace and Kensington Palace, have been accused of homophobia for not stocking a gay guide to London.


Time Out Gay and Lesbian London has been banned from bookshops at the Tower of London, Hampton Court Palace, Kensington Palace, the Banqueting House and Kew Palace, sources at Foyles bookshop have claimed.

Peter Tatchell, (Yawn) the gay rights campaigner, said: "It seems the only reason this entirely legitimate book was excluded was because of its gay and lesbian content, which is blatant homophobia. It's shocking, pure prejudice."

"The Queen should make it clear that any form of discrimination - whether racism, homophobia or misogyny - is unacceptable in royal palaces or by those who manage them.

"I thought we'd moved on from the bad old days in 1995 when Buckingham Palace staff were not allowed to bring same sex partners to the annual Christmas ball."

Our view for fucks sake grow up

You couldnt make it up!

A school is to BAN spelling tests!!!

The fact that UK children are barley able to write their own name in anything other than TEXT style talk is entirely due to two things, poor parents and teachers who indulge in this kind of NONSENSE!

Whitminster Endowed Church of England Primary School, near Stroud, has decided not to give pupils lists of words to learn by rote as homework.

Headmistress Debbie Marklove said there was a risk that children would feel a "sense of failure" if, having learned the words at home, they were unable to spell them at school the next day.

She wrote to all parents of the 105 children aged between four and 11 at the school to tell them about the change. "You will notice that the children will not be given spelling lists to learn over the week and then be tested in class," she wrote.

"We have taken the decision to stop spellings as homework as it is felt that although children may learn them perfectly at home they are often unable to use them in their daily written work.

"Also many children find this activity unnecessarily distressing.

The Smugboard welcomes ALL Brave Gurkhas

It is a national disgrace that these brave allies of the UK were forced by a wastrel socialist government, a government that welcomes the idle, the infected, the indolent, the terrorist, and the criminal with open arms and an open purse.

This Labour government have forced proud brave men, each of whom have risked their lives to protect the freedoms of each and every citizen of the United Kingdom, to appeal to the British justice system before they are granted the right to reside in the country they have served so loyally.

We are over joyed that for once the British justice system has actually dispensed Justice


The words written of these brave men 'Never had we more faithful friends than you' have never rung with more truth than they do today

Excuse me Mr Brown, No doubt this is another of the benefits the UK derives from your Multiculturalism experiment?

A slavering pedophile looks forward to raping his child bride on his wedding night


It emerged today that girls from the UK as young as nine are being married off to men under the pretext of "Culture" & "tradition" in the Pakistani community!

We say this is nothing more than RAPE with parental consent and it must be stopped NOW and all those fund to have been involved jailed for life.

British children as young as nine are being forced into marriage by their families, The Sunday Telegraph can reveal.

The disclosure comes as official figures show that nearly 60 children aged 15 or under have been rescued by the Government's Forced Marriage Unit in the past four years.

The cases are feared to be the tip of the iceberg. They will fuel concerns, first raised earlier this year, that large numbers of children are disappearing from British schools to be forced into wedlock overseas.

A charity which runs a national helpline on forced marriage and "honour"-based crimes, Karma Nirvana, revealed that in one incident a nine-year-old girl from a Pakistani family in the east Midlands was taken into council care after her parents told her she was to wed.

The problem is particularly prevalent in Pakistani communities, where betrothing offspring to their first cousins is common practice, said Ms Sanghera.

At LAST some clear blue water between Tory's and Circus Labour

At last the Tory's have realised what gave them a 23% lead in the polls. CLEAR BLUE WATER between their policy's and those of the treacherous wastrels of Circus Labour.


Conservatives would ban sharia courts, says shadow minister
A Conservative government would ban sharia courts and impose a tough crackdown on Islamic extremism, the shadow security minister has said.

Pauline Neville-Jones, a former head of the Joint Intelligence Committee, said: "We are not going to have any status for sharia courts. Absolutely not."

Earlier this month it emerged that the Labour Government had quietly allowed rulings of five sharia courts across Britain to be enforceable through the county courts or High Court.

"We are not going to have any legal recognition of sharia judgments that would withstand appeal to a secular court," she said before the Tory conference in Birmingham

Speaking the day after Dominic Grieve, the shadow home secretary, said Britain had "done something terrible to ourselves" by encouraging multiculturalism, Lady Neville-Jones said that the Conservatives would make the case for more "integration" among all British people, whatever their backgrounds.

She said: "We want unity and opportunity, despite difference, through integration."

She accused the Government of leading the country down the "blind alley of multiculturalism, which has deliberately gone down the road of separation for its own sake."

Lady Neville-Jones said there was also a clear divide between the Tories and Labour on the question of how to deal with the spread of extremism among some young Muslims.

"We will be tough. We will be really tough on the men of violence and those who lead them to violence," she told the Sunday Express. "That's the real gap between us and the Government at the moment."

She explained that a Conservative Government would move to extend the list of banned extremist groups - potentially including Hizb ut-Tahrir, which is regularly accused of anti-Semitism, and Tablighi Jamaat, which is behind plans to build a "mega mosque" (something the Labour govt denied was happening!) near the site of the London Olympics complex in East London.

She also said the Tories would seek to reform the European Convention on Human Rights in order to allow the deportation of preachers who incite violence against Britain.

Speaking in response to Lady Neville-Jones's comments, Inayat Bunglawala, of the Muslim Council of Britain, said: "Sharia courts operate with the blessing of UK law."

He added: "As for banning organisations, we believe in a democracy it is far better to allow all organisations to operate freely, and if individuals happen to break the law then they ought to be prosecuted."


This is good news, the UK has a system of justice and we do not want or need any other. BUT more importantly the UK needs to send a message to ALL those who see the UK as a safe place to expound extreme Islamic views and to ferment Anti Western terror.We will catch you , We will punish you, we will not support your vile family's, We will deport you, If you are convicted of Treason we WILL hang you if we see fit.

That will be the religeon of peace AGAIN

Martin Rynja, a publisher.
His company, Gibson Square, recently bought the rights to a novel which is considered by some to be more controversial than Salman Rushdie's book, The Satanic Verses. The new book, about the prophet Muhammad and his child bride, is entitled The Jewel of Medina. Those premises were firebombed.

Fortunately Three men have been arrested in north London on terrorism charges.
The men, aged 22, 30 and 40, were detained in the early hours of the morning in the Islington area. Two were stopped by armed officers in the street outside a property on Lonsdale Square, the third following an armed vehicle stop near Angel underground station.

Police are searching four addresses around north-east London - two in Walthamstow, one in Ilford and one in Forest Gate. (All Muslim strongholds in East London)

Lovely peaceful people these Muslims, Nice and tolerant NOT

How Stupid are the British?

Today we are forced to ask how stupid can the potential Labour voter get?
well after just one speech from an unelected politician with a proven track record of lying to the British electorate (Do not forget he PROMISED us a vote on Europe!) Yet Gormless Gordon Brown seems to have been able, acording to BPIX have halved the Torys lead over Labour to 12% from a 23% lead in August.

Do Labour voters have NO eyes and ears? or are they so seduced by Labour's "No losers" benefit funded, multicultural (SIC) 5 year plan for Britain they no longer care about the sovereignty, security, economy and culture of our nation?

All we can say is God help us!

British Schools are Racist

Apparently Rap, Hip Hop, Gang Culture and a culture of father less family's due to the fathers fathering multiple children by multiple mothers yet staying with none has nothing to do with the poor performance in school and society of Black Caribbean youth. (you will notice this does NOT seem to apply to Caribbeans of Asian origin!)

Apparently its all the fault of our Racist school system, this can be proven by the FACT that when you put Black Caribbean children in a school that is designed to cater exclusively to their "special requirements in classes with a ratio of just 5 to 1 teacher they apparently excel.

Quire frankly if you put the average half wit in the same environment they would excel, but well done on the researchers comming up with yet another excuse for the poor down trodden blacks to brandish when accused of under achieving!

Black Caribbean pupils are being held back by institutional racism in schools, according to a new study.

Children at Tabernacle School in west London

A report by Warwick University claims that teachers are making assumptions about behavioural problems and therefore compromising black pupils' education.

The Tabernacle School in West London has 45 pupils, the majority of whom are black. The school prides itself on being the kind of environment in which black pupils can excel.

Generally, parents choose to send their children here because they lack confidence in state school teaching standards. The report's author, Dr Steve Strand, claims they should also fear racism and discrimination.

The school has a warm yet disciplined atmosphere. A class consisting of a mere five pupils say poor performance can't solely be blamed on teachers.

Fifteen-year-old Cameron tells me: "There are some kids that just don't want to learn. It's their peer group that's stopping them. They just go around causing mayhem."

Tammy, 14, agrees: "You can't say that all teachers are racist. Some may be but not across the board. It's down to the individual and whether they really want to learn."

There were stereotypes that I have to battle against. There was an assumption that the 'big, black boys' would cause trouble.

Matthew Charlery-Smith on the stereotyping of black school children.

Matthew Charlery-Smith, a 24-year-old banker, is a former Tabernacle pupil. Before the age of 14 he attended a mainstream school.

"There were stereotypes that I have to battle against. There was an assumption that the 'big, black boys' would cause trouble.

"It was assumed that I smoked weed (which I didn't) and hung around with a particular group. It was hard for me to break away from that."

The Tabernacle school gave him the right environment in which to achieve. But are those young black Caribbeans in mainstream schools really the victims of institutional racism?

Educationalist Tony Sewell thinks not. He said: "I've yet to see research that doesn't ask pointed questions but instead goes into schools and says 'OK - what's wrong'.

"I've done that and the kids don't blame the teachers. They say it's about peer groups."

Hip-Hop is an enormously influential agent... Yes it is, a BAD influence!

Bling "crown jewels" in first ever hip-hop auction.

Diamond-encrusted 'bling' jewellery which belonged to rappers Missy Elliott, Notorious BIG and Tupac Shakur is being sold in what is billed as the first auction of hip-hop jewellery.

The 70 items of hip hop treasures on sale are expected to raise around $3m (£1.6m), some of which will be donated to the the Hip-Hop Summit Action Network.

Founded in 2001, the Hip-Hop Summit Action Network (HSAN) is dedicated to harnessing the cultural relevance of Hip-Hop music to serve as a catalyst for education advocacy and other societal concerns fundamental to the empowerment of youth. HSAN is a non-profit, non-partisan national coalition of Hip-Hop artists, entertainment industry leaders, education advocates, civil rights proponents, and youth leaders united in the belief that Hip-Hop is an enormously influential agent for social change which must be responsibly and proactively utilized to fight the war on poverty and injustice.

We think the picture below sums up the real "essence" of Hip Hop nicely


And guess who else is jumping on the "Hip Hop" bandwagon? Procter & Gamble who are signing up with HSAN as a "sponsor" (Mustn't let a few killings get in the way of a fat juicy profit must we!)

Well the fact is we at the smugbord already know ("Hip-Hop is an enormously influential agent") and have pointed out that the values promoted through "HIP HOP" and "Rap" ("Hip Hopeless" & "Crap" more like) are fueling the epidemic of teenage knife crime we are now seeing on the streets of London and we have been saying it for a long time, the difference is we tell the truth HIP HOP & RAP are a BAD influence!

Through its glorification of the drug dealer and gang lifestyle and misogynistic values, Hip Hop and Rap promote a nasty lazy violent drug fueled indolent way of life, this it is NOT something to promote as being of value to young people.

Our special thanks must therefore go out to the worlds Afro Caribbean communities, Asian wannabe Afro Caribbean's, White wannabe Afro Caribbean's , America and of course Procter & Gamble.

we wonder how long Procter & Gamble will stick around after the niggers have found something else to dress up in silly clothes and jewelery to "jig a boo" about too!

WE DO NOT WANT HIP HOP OR RAP in the United Kingdom Thanks

Great Sentiment but a total waste of time and effort , all it will achieve is

Giving the politico's an excuse to come up with yet another "Politically Correct" but doomed to failure softly softly initiative.

Given the fact most of this crime is black on black, it seems the old Police SUS laws were rather effective and bang on the right track in the first place! but the blacks did not like being singled out, and we ask how stupid can niggers get? well here is your answer 110 deaths in 2008 so far and counting!!!!

Our way to stop this is simple and effective,

1. BRING BACK the SUS powers the Police had taken from them by the bleeding heart Liberals and black community activists / apologists.

2. Give the carrying of ANY offensive weapon a mandatory minimum 10 year jail sentence with NO prospect of early release.

3. Stop accepting the "Its is our culture" argument from those communities that seem to think it is OK for males to father children with multiple mothers and then leave US to pick up the bill. Absent Fathers stay and pay or they go inside.

4. Ban all music that promotes violence, and damn the right of the performer to "express" themselves.

5. Ban the sale of "hoodie" clothing and make it an offense to have your face covered in a public place.


These simple and democratic steps WILL stop this foreign blight that is ruining out nation and improve the safety for the law abiding majority.

And as for the minorities that want to protest against these common sense rules? Fuck them lock them up as well .

John Prescott: Labour must get behind Gordon Brown's leadership

John Prescott has told the Labour party it must unite behind Gordon Brown, after the Conservatives broke through the 50 per cent opinion poll barrier for the first time since the height of Margaret Thatcher's popularity.

Well the last thing this FAT FAILURE wants is to be faced with getting off the gravy train and get a proper job, after all who in their right mind would employ a man who FAILED to achieve every single objective given to him by his bleeder Tony Bliar.

This is a politician who ever since being removed from his last cabinet position has continued to slurp at the trough despite not having any governmental responsibility.

No wonder he is looking worried

General Election NOW

The only people that can lose out from a general election if one were held tomorrow would be the current cabinet.

To everyone else, a democratically elected government would restore faith in the economy and actions of our leaders whether they are Conservative, Lib Dem or even Labour.

So what have we got to lose apart from our unelected scotch prime minister?

Labours lousey let down's refuse to belive it's all their fault

Words really cannot express the pleasure we at the Smugboard offices are getting watching the worlds largest group of state sponsored incompetents squirm, as the full extent of their failure to convince the public that they are not responsible for the damage they have done to the United Kingdom is revealed.

"Circus Labour " is currently a full 28% behind the Conservative party in the polls! whilst the conservatives are riding a wave of popularity not seen since Margaret Thatcher was at the hight of her popularity.

Yet Labour's clowns refuse to accept the blame for their (and our nations) woeful position preferring to blame Gordon Brown our unelected Prime Minister.

Whilst we would never defend a total incompetent like Gordon Brown we find it alarming that "Circus Labour's clowns" (Who still have until Thursday 3 June 2010 to completely destroy the UK economy and way of life) have no conception of the fact it is their behavior, policy's and misgovernment of the UK that is the cause of their poor showing in the opinion polls, rather than the fact they have an incompetent fool at their head.


We say: If you have any shred of humanity please resign now all of you and lets have a general election to decide the fate of our nation before you ruin us completely

Cirus Labour loves the dregs but SHITS on our allies

Circus Labour's human Rights Act means we cannot get rid of shit like:

Abu Hamza
Learco Chindamo
Bogus Assylum Seekers
Illegal Immigrants
Economic Migrants

But they want to kick out, decent loyal Gurkhas who have served our nation so bravely.

The madness goes on and on

So remember this reality of life next time you go to the ballot box, if you want the UK to remain a third world shit hole that is a haven for Islamic terror and scum who can hide behind the defective Human Rights act Vote Labour.

The Smugboard offers the Gurkhas our unreserved support, How dare Gormless Gordon Brown misrepresent the values of the British Public in such a manner, he and his cronies in the palace of Westminister are an embarrassment to the UK

Well they get everything else wrong!

The church of England home to more, hand wringing, yoghurt platting, clueless do-gooders than any other organization on the planet. Has decided showing the world how wrong it can be is more important than reinforcing the nations Christian faith against the Islamic insurgency that threatens our children's future.

They could not organise a piss up in a brewery could they

The Church of England is to apologise to Charles Darwin for its initial rejection of his theories, nearly 150 years after he published his most famous work.

Sections of Church likely to be dismayed by Darwin move

The Church of England will concede in a statement that it was over-defensive and over-emotional in dismissing Darwin's ideas. It will call "anti-evolutionary fervour" an "indictment" on the Church".

The bold move is certain to dismay sections of the Church that believe in creationism and regard Darwin's views as directly opposed to traditional Christian teaching.

The apology, which has been written by the Rev Dr Malcolm Brown, the Church's director of mission and public affairs, says that Christians, in their response to Darwin's theory of natural selection, repeated the mistakes they made in doubting Galileo's astronomy in the 17th century.

"The statement will read: Charles Darwin: 200 years from your birth, the Church of England owes you an apology for misunderstanding you and, by getting our first reaction wrong, encouraging others to misunderstand you still. We try to practise the old virtues of 'faith seeking understanding' and hope that makes some amends."

Opposition to evolutionary theories is still "a litmus test of faithfulness" for some Christian movements, the Church will admit. It will say that such attitudes owe much to a fear of perceived threats to Christianity.

The comments are included on a Church of England website promoting the views of Charles Darwin to be launched on Monday.

Circus Labour capitulates to the bullys of Islam AGAIN

We knew they would do this, so a big thank you to EVERYONE who voted Labour, and in doing so finally voted away this countries right to self determination (To the EU) and the dismantling of a justice system that was once the envy of the free world (The recognition of Sharia Law in the UK)


we warned against this in our posts on Monday, 21 January 2008
'We want to offer sharia law to Britain' and on numerous occasions since.

Our position has NOT changed, Great Britain has a legal system that applies equally to all those who live in the UK, if certain sections do not find this to their liking they MUST move to a country that offers them a system, of justice they are happy to live under and abide by.

The UK does not need Sharia Law, we do not want Sharia Law and mark these words this is the first step to the Islamification of the once great United Kingdom, now a third world shit hole already world renown as a haven for extreme Islamic feeling and haven for Islamic terrorists.

There is now to make an omlette without breaking eggs, ISLAM need to outlawed as as proscribed system in the UK and fuck world opinion.

The pictures above are an warning of what faces us in the UK in the very near future, only the words on the placards will read kill all Christians Jew and non believers who do not convert to the one true faith, and the reality is the Islamic religious Police will be rounding up those who attend churches and Synagogues in the UK.

We shall be keeping a watching brief in the meantime here is the unbelievable statement by the traitors in the Palace of Westminster.


ISLAMIC law has been ushered into Britain by the back door.

Ministers have quietly given Sharia courts power to rule on Muslim civil cases.

These range from divorce and financial disputes to domestic violence. But furious Tories said the step “pandered to Islamic extremists”. MP Philip Davies said: “There can be only one legal system — British law. This will lead to a segregated society.”

Powers of Sharia judges have been sanctioned at five courts in London, Birmingham, Bradford, Manchester and Nuneaton, Warwicks.

Two more are planned for Glasgow and Edinburgh. If both parties in a dispute agree to abide by their rulings, they are enforceable with the full power of the judicial system.

Sheikh Faiz-ul-Aqtab Siddiqi, whose Muslim Arbitration Tribunal runs the courts, used a clause in the Arbitration Act 1996. It allows Sharia hearings to be classed as ‘arbitration tribunals’.


But Shadow Home Secretary Dominic Grieve said: “If these tribunals are passing binding decisions I would consider such action unlawful.” (Dont speak DO and show us you are the party of the moment, your moment is come.)

Noel attacked by a "fan" are you sure?

Oasis cancel gig as Noel Gallagher fails to recover from fan attack

Oasis have canceled a performance in Canada because guitarist Noel Gallagher needed more time to recover from injuries he sustained when a "fan" attacked him on stage.

This amazing statement confused some in the Smugboard offices for the following reason.

Definition of the word "Fan": An enthusiastic devotee, follower, or admirer of a sport, pastime, celebrity, etc.: a music fan; a great fan of Charlie Chaplin.


Well all we can say is whatever kind of fan he is supposed to be, he clearly is not an Oasis "Fan" is he!

We wonder when journalists will stop using silly expressions such as these?

Joy Rider: Car Thief
Happy Slapping: Documented Assault
Asylum Seeker: Ponce
Politician: Hypocrite
Muslim: Terrorist
Human Rights Act: Wasters Charter
Multiculturalism: Kissing wogs arses

Good Clean Livin, home Lovin, God Fearin Folk

Oh and by the way the one on the right with the lovely big tits "Bristol" (How apt) well, she goes like the clappers. The problem is she is up the duff.

Which must be a bit of an embarrasment to her Republican mother Sarah Palin the govenor of Alaska and John McCains running mate.

Palin's anti-abortion and pro-gun record have excited conservatives and party activists, but given the fact most of their right wing extreme christian supporters actualy belive in burning fornicators, this should prove to be an interesting few weeks.

We at the Smugboad like nothing better than watching a greedy self serving hypocrites squirming (Thats Politicians to you and I) and this is going to be a beauty, how could the little harlot do it to mummy!

We cannot begin to imagine the shit the poor little cow is going to be getting from all those interested parties with all that money at stake.

Bristol Palin, one of John McCain's running mate's five children with husband, Todd, is five months pregnant and is going to going to keep the child and marry the father, the Palins said in a statement released today. (And given the fact mummy has nailed her anti abortion colours to the mast, she is going to have the bastard wether she wants it or not, and given her Boyfriend has already said he does NOT like or want Kids I dont think she is in for a great life somehow)

Senior McCain campaign officials said the presidential candidate knew of Bristol's pregnancy when he selected Mrs Palin last week and that he decided that it did not disqualify the 44-year-old governor in any way. (Yeah right, we bet he really went looking for a political liability as a running mate)

However, sceptics of Mr McCain's choice will raise questions of how thoroughly he vetted Mrs Palin before choosing her. Mr McCain has already admitted to having met Mrs Palin, who has only been a governor for 20 months, just once. (But he no doubt thought she looks like a bit of a goer!)

EU gets totaly "Owned" by the Russians

The EU has received another embarrassing lesson in international power broking.


The Russians said
Russia praised the European Union on Tuesday for taking a "responsible approach" to its conflict with Georgia by declining to impose sanctions on Moscow but said the EU had failed to understand its reasons for intervening.

Translated this means:

Good boy, glad you decided to see sense and keep your insignificant noses out of our business, in future don't mess in things you don't understand.

they also said

Ahead of a visit by U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney to U.S. allies in the region, a Kremlin aide said he expected Washington would also opt against imposing sanctions.

Translated this means:

Just to show you how strong a hand we hold over all of you with all those energy supplies, we are prepared to let the yanks (The only really big players on the world stage) know we wont be pushed around by them either.


In short this is nothing less than a declaration that the Russians are not going to take any notice at all of the EU showing the world what a totally insignificant sham it really is.

Our guess is the EU will hang the UK out to dry with gormless Gordon carry on playing the international strongman , whilst they all pretend its all OK with the Russians and quietly forget all about those silly old sanctions.

Just wait and see.

Clueless

This is Alistair Darling he is a clown in Gordon Browns "Circus Labour" as a joke, Gordon put him in charge of our economy.

This is what he says on Saturday

Saturday 29th August: Chancellor Alastair Darling said at the weekend that the economy faces is now facing its worst predicament in 60 years

And this is what he says just three days later

Tuesday 2nd September: Chancellor Alistair Darling said on Tuesday he was optimistic Britain would get through its current economic difficulties.

What Happened?

our national currency already weakened against the Euro crashed

This is what we say right now,

Tuesday 2nd September: Chancellor Alistair Darling, you are a clueless prick, resign immediately before you completely destroy our economy.

The French presidancy of the EU falls back on a strategy that worked so well for France and Germany in the past ...... Total Surrender

Compiègne the site of a previous French & German surrender.

Well we thought we might have to wait a little longer but you can always rely on the French not to hang about when it comes to a complete surrender, especially when they are egged on by the Germans.

"Gordon Brown failed in his mission to secure tough action against Russia after France and Germany persuaded other European Union leaders to give Moscow a second chance"

See, and you thought we were joking about the Russians giving the EU the finger

Still we suppose it is an area the French have some expertise in! As for Gormless Gordon and his "tough talking" your clown Darling has helped the pound on the international money markets no end with his little chat at the weekend hasnt he!

Please leave international matters alone Gordon, Your "Circus Labour" clearly know even less about that than attempting to run a national economy.

This is how scared the Russians are of the European Union !!!!!!!

This is exactly what the Russians think of that corrupt gravy train known as the EU or EP! (We Translate)

UP Yours Arsehole.

Yep the Russian are planning to do exactly what they like with anyone who fucks with, what they still consider their own territory. And they are really not that bothered what the greedy self important wankers in Brussels think say or do!

BRUSSELS (Reuters) - European Union countries faced a struggle to keep a united front on Russia at an emergency summit on Monday, with splits emerging over whether to punish Moscow for its intervention in Georgia.

Diplomats expect EU leaders to condemn Russia for its military campaign and subsequent recognition of two Georgian rebel regions as independent states under its protection.

and the Russian response?

Russia shrugged off the prospect of strong words from the EU, with Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov insisting the Georgia campaign had set a standard for how Moscow would defend its interests in future.

In Short they have the EU by the Bollocks and as usual they do not have a clue what to do about it!!

You can just imagine it cant you, some Euro Tzar discussing the Russians whilst eating a 6 course elevenses with champagne and caviar.

"we never have these problems with states like Rumania, Bulgaria etc when they wanted to join the EU they did exactly what we told them"

Of course they did you were just giving away the UK's contributions in that case! the Russians have so much wealth the EU should be going on its fucking knees begging them to let us join with them!

France, Germany and Italy have said any punitive action against the bloc's largest energy supplier would be premature, (We bet they did! the French will be the first to break ranks to ensure their on going energy supply)

but Britain called on the 27-nation EU to suspend talks on a wide-ranging new partnership agreement with Russia in protest. (Brown is just the sort of prick to come up with that one)

The fact is all Europe needs Russian energy supplies, But the Russians still like the old soviet way of doing foreign policy e.g our way or no way! so the great and the Good in the EU are faced with a bit of a dilemma are they not!

See the scroungers in Brussels desperately need to convey the impression the great European experiment has some teeth and indeed commands the respect of world nations, which we all know is complete fantasy. But we at the Smugboard think the Russians may just be about to blow the whole stinking gaff wide open.

With each mainland Eurostate rushing to protect their own energy supply first, we shall bear witness to an undignified rush to set up national alliances with Moscow.

As for the UK, shall we be making a dignified solo stand? No of course not, it's just that Gormless Gordon and his socialist failures don't know what is going on, so they take longer to figure out what to do about it!

Nice try Brussels better luck next time, we are watching with great interest!!!!

Smugboard 100% correct yet again!

Tragically we have been proven correct yet again.
Only yesterday we told you about the SCUM we had seen with our own eyes hovering just 21 miles across the channel in Calais just waiting to invade the UK and bring with it all that "wonderful multicultural diversity" found in a third world shit holes like Africa, Afghanistan, Pakistan, the Balkans.

You know the kind of thing GANG RAPE, AIDS, theft, fraud, deception, violent crime, blood feuds, vehicle crime, mysoginy, Islamic Terror, in fact these are the ONLY things those third world shit hole nations have to offer the rest of the world.

Tragicaly yesterday one naive young woman went to put the case for these maggots. She went alone into an area referred to by natives of Calais as the "Jungle"and got her self gang raped into the bargain.

French state prosecutor Philippe Muller said the rapist “could well have been” one of the human traffickers charging up to pounds £800 a time for a place in a truck or train making the 21 miles journey to Dover.

Mr Muller said: “There is a possibility that he could have been a people smuggler.

“The victim was raped and brutally attacked. She has very severe wounds around the mouth and scratch marks on her face.

“We have two photo-fit pictures based on her evidence, and on that of a third party who saw her with the rapist before the attack.”

The woman was taking photographs of a gang of immigrants outside one of the shelters around twilight, despite being warned by police not to approach the camp alone.

It should be remembered that these are just the "Dungbeetles" that have not yet made it into Britain! there can be no doubt their monsterous attitudes & behaviour is no different to the millions that came in before them

yet when they get here our Socialist leaders and local authorities say we need to, "understand their plight" "care for their needs" "provide for them"

NO they need to be forcibly deported back to where they came from or back to France if we cannot find their place of origin, we do not want them, we do not need them, They have no reason to come here, they have no right to come here and we certainly cannot afford them being here especially the damage they do to our nation in terms of their monstrous behaviour and their drain on our tax payers!

Calais got a right wing mayor, we need a right wing government that will deal with this foul pestulance just waiting to futher infect our nation.

What to see the true state of England? just leave for a holiday

I have been on my annual holiday this year I chose France.

How refreshing to find a civilised country that places IT's traditional lifestyle culture and values ABOVE those of those who wish to settle there from outside.

No multilingual signage in Arabic, Hindi or Urdu pandering to poncing immigrants here, Just the good old French language and French values, they have a refreshing "do it our way or fuck off" approach to those who go there and expect them to bend to suit them, not like the UK where the immigrant is king In France, if you put nothing in? You get nothing out that's the way it should be here.

However returning through Calais was a depressing experience with dozens of Niggers, Wogs Kykes and other flotsam and scum, sneaking about probing the French and British defences to get to the land of Free Money, Houses & TV's England! and all so they can continue the work their predecessors have so successfully started, what is that you ask?

Turning the UK into yet another charachter less Third World Shit Hole.

I had to travel on a bus the day after my return I was the only white person on the bus for the entire journey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hasnt this joke has gone on long enough?

Big Brother the flagship "Trailer Trash TV" production for the "Oh My God" generation.
Is apparently "shocking its viewers" by providing them with precisely the kind of low IQ vicarious entertainment they crave!

But dear reader, before you take heart and start thinking the UK's patois grunting masses are finally waking up to the fact that "LCD TV" (Lowest Common Denominator TV) is nothing better than optical diarrhoea

It was only 1000 complaints, but this was sufficient for BB to use to raise the profile of this tawdrey waste of airtime.

anyway read this and mourn the passing of quality British broadcasting.


Viewers objected when Darnell Swallow and Rex Newmark urged Australian housemate Sara Folino to flash her boobs, before branding her a "s***" and an "ugly b****".

Ofcom, the independent TV watchdog, received a record 900-plus complaints about the Big Brother highlights show, which was screened on Channel Four on Tuesday night.

Sara, 27, was so upset she fled into the house diary room, where she burst into tears and told production staff she could not understand why Darnell was being "so horrible".

Yesterday Big Brother called Rex and Darnell into the diary room where they were each issued with an official warning.

Darnell, who started giving Sara grief after she rejected his advances, tried to defend his actions to Big Brother.

He said: "I feel like she represents basically how my life on the outside world goes with women.

"I got annoyed or whatever, obviously she knows that I don't think that she is an ugly b****.

"Everything I say to her goes in one ear and out the other, unless it's something like negative, then that has to be something that's set in stone. I think that's what I was miffed about."

A spokeswoman for Ofcom confirmed: "We have received just over 900 complaints about the Big Brother programme shown on Channel Four on Tuesday (Aug 26). We cannot divulge the details of the complaints at this stage.

The ninth season of Big Brother, which has been running for three months so far, has attracted a total of between 3,500 and 4,000 complaints.

A spokeswoman for Big Brother said: "Rex has apologised to Sara, and Darnell understands that his behaviour was not acceptable."

In Wednesday night's live show, Sara and fellow housemate Lisa Appleton, both up for eviction this week, each won £25,000 in a special game.

This joke has gone on long enough, get this rubbish OFF our airways NOW

More Stupid White Trash

Will white girls ever realise Niggers (Especially Muslim Niggers) are ALL bad news? These stupid lazy fools are only any good at mugging lying and producing illegitimate children for the rest of us who pay tax to bring up.

Cara Marie Burke with Mohamed D'Ali Carvalho dos Santos

The remains of Cara Marie Burke, 17, were found in the town of Bonfinopolis in central Brazil

They were located near to where her Brazilian boyfriend, Mohammed D'Ali dos Santos, 20, said he had thrown them in a bag, police chief Carlos Raimundo Batista said. (What a fucking stupid name surely that should have given the daft tart some kind of warning)

Cara's torso was discovered last Tuesday in her suitcase near a river in the nearby city of Goiania, where Santos and she had shared an apartment for a couple of months before their break-up a few weeks ago.

On Sunday an unemployed man found Cara's left leg in a creek in Bonfinopolis, leading police to the spot where the other remains were recovered.

Santos, according to police, has confessed to the crime, saying he fatally stabbed Cara on July 26 because she was going to reveal his cocaine habit to his family and to police.

Santos has apparently confessed

Detectives also suspect he acted in anger because he was unable to get Cara to marry him in order to get him a visa to live in Britain. His mother lives in London, as does Cara's.

Santos allegedly cut up Cara's body the day after her murder and disposed of the remains in two different locations. An initial search for the limbs and head on Friday failed to turn up anything.

Police said that immediately after his arrest, Santos confessed to the murder and mutilation, and tried to offer a bribe to be let go.

Santos changed his story several times while speaking to the press, at one point saying he "did not exactly" kill Cara.

However, Brazilian police said Santos officially signed a confession on Friday and that they had retrieved the knife and gloves used in the crime.

Santos's mobile phone also allegedly contained photographs of Cara's dismembered body.

Evil Dishonest Corrupt Lying Hypocrites and that is just the IOC!

With all the worlds biggest multinationals conveniently ignoring the fact that China is run by the biggest bunch of evil gangsters since the German Nazi party, in their haste to "Gain a foothold" in the worlds biggest market. The crooks on the IOC (International Olympic Committee) have NEVER been in a better position to use their high level contacts (In this case in Peking) to feather their own foul nests!


But here is the reality of life in China:

Human rights violations in the People's Republic of China (PRC) remain systematic and widespread. The Chinese government continues to suppress dissenting opinions and maintains political control over the legal system, resulting in an arbitrary and sometimes abusive judicial regime.
The lack of accountability of the government and the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) means that abuses by officials often go unchecked.
The most common types of abuses, including arbitrary detention, torture and ill-treatment of prisoners, severe restrictions on freedom of expression and association and violations specific to women.

And in a further effort to distort the reality of life in China this is the latest foul distortion of the truth they have created.

LONDON (Reuters) - Whatever happened to the Mongolian prostitutes? Where have all the "money boys" gone?

Looking for a high-class hooker in the lobby of a five-star hotel? It could be a tough assignment.

Anyone hoping for some readily available sex-for-sale in Beijing during the Olympics may be in for a shock. China is clearly keen to portray a squeaky clean image at the Summer Games and picture postcard Beijing is a top priority.

Prostitution is illegal in China. Banished after the Communist revolution in 1949, it returned with a vengeance in the 1980s when the country embarked upon economic reforms and started opening to the outside world.

For prostitutes and pole dancers alike, pickings now are slim. They cannot wait for the Olympics to end.

Climbing down from her pole in a sparsely populated bar in Beijing's Sanlitun area, 22-year-old Yang Shuo sighed.

"Business is OK but it could be better," she said. "It's the Olympics, you know. Police are cracking down on places like this."

Looking out on a tacky bar filled with a handful of customers, she said: "I am looking forward to the Olympics finishing."

For the oldest profession in the world, drumming up clients at the Olympics is hard work.

"Business is terrible," confessed one prostitute as she strode up to a passing westerner in a downtown Beijing street offering "Sex, Sex, Sex".

"We have been thrown out of the hotels," said the woman in her mid-30s, wearing a low-strung orange top. "We have to do our business on the streets and cut our prices."

"CLOSED FOR RENOVATION"

She normally charges 600 yuan (45 pounds) for three hours. The special Olympic price is now down to 500 yuan.

"I hate the Olympics. We can't wait for them to finish -- then business can return to normal."

The outlook was equally bleak at a bar once notorious as a haunt for picking up Mongolian prostitutes. The guard outside said: "It is closed for renovation. It will not be re-opening until September."

Trying to find out how business was for the money boys -- China's name for gay rent boys -- was not easy. None was prepared to talk unless you paid them first.

The Chinese government has told discos, karaoke bars and other entertainment venues to install windows in private rooms and ensure staff dress modestly in an effort to crack down on prostitution and drugs.

The Ministry of Public Security has decreed that entertainment venues must install transparent partitions between rooms that ensure "the whole environment of the consumer's entertainment area in the room can be seen".

Discos and karaoke bars in China frequently have private rooms for hire and are a favourite place for businessmen to entertain guests, sometimes with prostitutes.

Skimpy outfits were also officially discouraged. Staff members should "dress tastefully and not be too exposing".

And hey Presto Communist China is as virtuous as you like!!!! It is of course all complete BOLLOCKS!

We say "Do not go to the most corrupt Olympics in history" "Don't watch it on TV" "Don't listen to it on the radio" JUST IGNORE IT. They only want them to try to con us that they are a legitimate state and they are NOT they bought the IOC dont let them buy you!