Everyone else can behave,so why not the British?

24 hour drinking and easy access to Alcohol has been a part of everyday life in Europe for many years, yet do they suffer the nightly sight of drunks falling over? No! So why do we? Maybe it’s the same reason that our youth seem to have little respect for others.

Poor leadership and a lack of standards & discipline in almost every aspect of life in Britain today.

Clearly that total mug we have as Home Secretary and her equally hapless boss our unelected Prime Minister, have not done any kind of research into the history of Prohibition! They just wanted a nice sound bite.

Well the fact is all prohibition achieved was the rise of organised crime, now this is one area in which Circus Labour have been very successful. Their genius scheme to lapse immigration controls thus allowing most of the eastern European Maffia into the UK to do business unopposed has allowed them to blame all the problems of the UK on hard working White non Muslim Poles!

Perhaps they want to have a repeat performance this time with Russian Bootleggers???

Europe makes moves towards Internet censorship

Internet "privacy" advocates are already shrieking that filtering Internet sites related to piracy, terrorism, and child pornography will have serious effect on their "freedom to communicate"!!!

WHAT A LOAD OF COBBLERS it will mean NO such thing and any right thinking person knows it.

We at the Smugboard don't care if it means some people might miss out on our words of wisdom,

If it saves just one child being molested or stops some cretin with a religious fixation showing other cretins how to make a bomb to kill westerners or incite others to commit murder.

What the fuck is the mater with Internet Privacy Advocates, are they all Paedophiles, Muslims and software Pirates? Looks very much that way to us.....

BBC robs the public purse again

Belive it or not the BBC (Benders Broadcasting Collective) is a civil service dept and as such it Lesbian and Gay hierarchy have no business in spending huge sums of our money “luring” presenters away from the commercial stations.

Wining Des Lynham back from ITV smacks of "we'll show those bitches" to us

They get their cash whether people view or not! They should go back to to their main function making quality factual and educational programming . Oh but then those oh so fragile ego's would not be getting their required quota of massaging by getting invites to all the best events in town would they!

Jihadist or Terrorrist they all mean Death in any language

It seems that some of our Islamic friends "latest gripe" is the language we use in the west to describe the actions of Islamic terrorists!

Muslims complaining is nothing new, but this latest attempt at splitting hairs over the use of language rather than face up to stopping violence, is nothing more than an attempt to prevent Muslims from having to question their collective conscience over the tacit support they give to the scum committing murder on a world wide scale.

Our advice? If Muslims want to be taken seriously in todays world, stop behaving and thinking as though you are living in the time of the crusades.

BRUSSELS (Reuters) - It was just days after the September 11 attacks in 2001 that President George W. Bush spoke of a "crusade" against terrorism -- a phrase which, for Muslims, evoked barbarous campaigns by medieval Christians against Islam.

(Right lets put this in perspective, the crusades took place in the 11th century! just how backward thinking are these people?)

Bush has long since dropped the expression but the choice of language in his "war on terror" -- itself a highly controversial label -- remains as heated and divisive an issue as ever.

At a major conference on terrorism in Brussels this week, for example, debate on how to tackle al Qaeda was punctuated by repeated arguments over the terms "jihad" and "jihadist".Frequently used by al Qaeda itself and by counter-terrorism specialists and in the media to denote "holy war" against the West, the word jihad signifies for most Muslims a spiritual struggle.

(As it is the duty of ALL Muslims to convert non believers I suppose living in the west must be seen as a spiritual struggle)

"You can struggle for elimination of poverty, you can struggle for education ... you can struggle for something very, very positive in life," said General Ehsan Ul Haq, former chairman of Pakistan's joint chiefs of staff."

Now to call jihadists as terrorists is either reflective of ...lack of understanding of Islam, or it is I must say an intended misuse, which again is unfortunate," he added. "It might have been somewhat excusable in the trauma post-9/11 but I don't think it is any more."

(well he would say that wouldn't he!)

Sheikh Mohammed Mohammed Ali, an Iraqi scholar, told delegates at the annual conference of the EastWest Institute think-tank: "Jihad is the struggle against all evil things in your soul...There is no jihadi terrorism in Islam."

(try telling the dead that one!)

But Nasra Hassan, a Muslim woman from Pakistan who heads the United Nations information service in Vienna, spoke freely of "jihadist" groups, and Russian counter-terrorism official Anatoly Safonov talked about the need to combat two types of jihad, "jihad with the sword and jihad with the word".

The differences reflect a glaring lack of consensus over how to describe an al Qaeda ideology that invokes the Muslim religion to justify acts of mass murder like the September 11 attacks that killed nearly 3,000 people.

"ISLAMIC FASCISTS"

Many Muslims are offended by phrases such as "Islamic terrorism" and especially by Bush's 2006 reference, in the context of an alleged plot to bomb trans-Atlantic planes, to a "war with Islamic fascists".

(Many non Muslims are equally offended by Islam's constant attempts to kill them!)

On the other hand, some argue such terms are justified to describe religiously motivated militants. They say that resorting to euphemisms is a form of political correctness that skirts the real issue and absolves Muslims of the responsibility to root out dangerous radicals exploiting their faith.

Officials have become increasingly sensitive to the language issue. In Britain, government ministers prefer to speak about "violent extremism" and security officials use the neutral term "international terrorism" to describe al Qaeda activity.

Raphael Perl, head of the Action against Terrorism Unit at the Organisation for Security and Cooperation in Europe, said the failure to agree on a shared terminology in the wake of the September 11 attacks was "a major mistake on our part".

"One of the first things that we should have done is decide on the terminology and been consistent with it," he told Reuters. "Use of the wrong terms can be a major factor contributing to the radicalisation process."

Arguably the hardest linguistic challenge of all is to agree on a definition of terrorism -- a hurdle which has prevented the United Nations from agreeing a global convention against it.

"It is time for the world to get its act together," said Gijs de Vries, former European Union counter-terrorism coordinator.

"It is time once and for all to do away with the hypocrisy that killing men, women and children can be acceptable if done in the framework of a liberation struggle. Killing men, women and children is wrong. One shall not target non-combatants, that's a basic rule of humanity that ties us together across religious and national divides."

(We have two chances of the Muslims giving up their victim status and denouncing global murder dont we!)

The whole of South Wales on Suicide Watch

So 17 teenagers have committed suicide in Bridgend in South Wales in the last year. While this is indeed sad news and a terrible reflection on British society, the media has gone into a frenzy blaming Facebook or some sort of suicide cult.

Not wanting to trivialize the issue, but I can find an answer with a further question... have you ever been to Bridgend?

Do not belive this, it is just about getting your vote!

The lousy PC cowards of Circus Labour are starting to talk tough on immigration, so it’s a sure sign some labour seats will be up for renewal shortly, Yep we where right its May's assembly and mayoral elections!

Rather than face up to the reality of years of unrestricted immigration by often non working, militant Muslims & Africans with huge extended families from Somalia and Pakistan etc, they decide to play the safer white European immigration card.

This is exactly what other more “focused” individuals have been saying for over 20 years! Still better late than never shame about them having to blame the hard working Poles though!

But hang on a moment Circus Labour are always defending immigrant numbers by telling us how good immigration is for Britain, so what is all this about ? Its called conning concerned people out of their VOTES.

Still they can drop the whole thing after May when they have had all the mugs votes.

Anyway here it is:
Foreigners coming to Britain are to face a new "immigrant tax" under Government plans to try to make them help pay for the schools and hospitals they use, ministers are to announce.

They will have to pay a special levy on entering the country which will be used to provide extra funding for public services.
Jacqui Smith will announce the plans which include a 'points system' for those seeking British citizenship
The announcement follows growing evidence that health, education and social services are coming under increasing strain from immigration, with councils complaining that they need hundreds of millions of pounds more every year to cope.
Jacqui Smith, the Home Secretary, will announce that those immigrants assessed to be more of a burden on the state will have to pay a higher levy.
It means older applicants - who are likely to need more health care for example - will pay more than young, skilled workers.
MPs in areas where immigrant numbers have risen in recent years - particularly from Eastern Europe - complain that services are near breaking point.

Prisons OR Labour voters mortgages!

Alistair Darling has been forced to find £55m from the Treasury for an emergency handout to ease the overcrowding crisis in Britain's jails.

Now call us old cynics but this prison row has been rumbling on forever, yet Lead Clown Alistair Darling managed to find almost the exact amount over night and with ZERO security to bail out Northern Rock!

What the F**k is going on here?

Labour to shit on the elderly and less affluent again

The Facts

Circus Labour are planning to close 2,500 post offices across the UK with 169 earmarked for closure in London,

The dishonest gerrymandering!!!
However as many marked for closure are located in marginal Labour seats, Slimey Gordon and his incompetent cronies are refusing to release details until after May's assembly and mayoral elections!

Yet again Circus Labours Ministers are pursuing their own selfish political considerations at the expense of the public yet are making sure of their place at the trough before delivering the cuts that will hurt the elderly and less affluent first.

We decided It was the best course of action

So you reckon Nationalise it yeah?

Alistair Darling the clown in charge of Circus Labours cash box (seen above with his advisor's) has had what he thinks is a brilliant idea “I am going to nationalise Northern Rock”

However Northern Rocks new executive chairman Ron Sandler has rather blown Darlings gaff by saying “All plans to save Northern Rock carry risks and there is no guarantee they will succeed”

Translated into plain English this means the following:

“Phew we (the bankers) are off the hook thank fuck” and that twat Darling is going to have to deal with a world of shit, We all know damn well the tax payer will have to foot a massive bill in the not too distant future, when those mugs at no 10 and 11 realise they cannot run a broken down circus let alone a fucking bank!!!

Still bloody nice of him to sling at that free cash our way though, Now where can I find another cushy directorship? I wonder if there is anything going at the bank of England, they do a damned good lunch there.

Shadow chancellor George Osbourne said Mr Darling was a "dead man walking" (We do hope he is right!) and nationalising the bank had taken the country "back to the 1970s and the failed policies of Labour's past".

Apparently God is NOT on the side of Islam,

Parvez Khan a violent Islamic extremist, who wanted to spread panic among the armed forces and the wider public by beheading a Muslim soldier serving his country in her majesty’s army has been sentenced to 14 years in jail.


Apparently the British and Pakistani passport holder was angry that Muslims were serving in the British army, which militants portray as fighting Islam in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Well the backward cunt will have plenty of time to figure out why Allah, decided he is wrong, and we are right, wont he!

A few more of these trouble making Morons should start to see God is not keen on you lot blowing us up, change now and accept our ways, or you could well be missing out on all that untouched minge you seem to think you will be getting your hands on when you snuff it.

Smith decides smoke and mirrors will fool the public!!!

Smith you ludicrous fool , you are not fooling any of US!

Jacqui Smith one of the "Lead" clowns in Gordon Browns Labour Circus, realising she has ruined any chances of increasing Police numbers due to her dishonest and shambolic handling of their pay claim, has decided she needs to deflect public attention from an inevitable rise in crimes such as Burglary theft etc due to low Police visibility and numbers.

So her advisors have come up with a SOS Save Our Stupid Home Secretarys arse plan. So Smith will be making a big noise about how officers will be “focusing” on violent crime Ms Smith will announce new resources for hundreds of metal-detecting arches and search wands in local communities.

Funny how she couldn’t manage a better pay deal for serving officers and making the police force look like a good career option for young people with the right stuff. And all to divert public attention from the FACT that we do not have enough Police officers to deal with ALL types of crime in the UK today and she has effectively scuppered any chance of improving recruitment with her heavy handed, dishonest, dogmatic & incompetent negotiations over pay, which left UK Police officers demonstrating on the streets!

As we have said before we would love to see her trying to park a car.

Your pathetic Smith, just do the UK the greatest service you can and resign from Politics NOW.

Fools Paradise

In Circus labour’s “no winners” Paradise, the standard for any kind of achievement is set by the lowest common denominator, or as people in the real world would refer to them losers.

So it is no surprise to us, to hear that Gordon’s clowns in the dept of education have come up with this incredible idea to prepare UK youth for the highly competitive the world employment market place…….. To drop oral tests for language students as they are “too stressful” yep, that should really help them beat the competition (NOT)

Go for it Gordon, we wonder how long it will be before, just like paper money pre war Germany, written qualifications from any UK state educational establishment in Circus Labours realm are deemed by the real world to be totally worthless.

We at the Smugboard are, just like the future language students of the UK totally speechless!

Circus Labour is putting its PC dogma before the security of the realm.

LONDON (Reuters) - Multicultural Britain is a "soft target" for terrorist attacks because its aims, values and political identity are divided, a leading defence think-tank said on Friday.

Circus Labour is not a credible organisation to be governing the UK, It is in gross dereliction of the primary duty of a government "The defence of the realm" each and every one of their MP's should be charged with treason.

How much to integrate ethnic communities in Britain has been a hot political issue since four British Islamist suicide bombers killed 52 people on London's transport system in 2005.

The attacks sparked a debate on whether Circus Labours's policy of avoiding imposing a single British identity and instead promoting a multicultural society had led to segregation of ethnic minorities.

In a report strongly rebutted by the "Circus Labour", the Royal United Services Institute (RUSI) said: "We look like a soft touch. We are indeed a soft touch, from within and without."
The report, based on the findings of former military chiefs, diplomats and analysts, concluded: "The country's lack of self-confidence is in stark contrast to the implacability of its Islamist terrorist enemy."

"The security of the United Kingdom is at risk and under threat," it said. and we at the Smugboard totally agree, every right thinking person in the UK would agree so why not our so called leaders?

Its simple they do not represent the rights and views of the indigenous population they prefer to toady up to those that come here and want to change what Circus Labour thinks is an old fashioned conservative way of life anyway.

Go now Gordon, and take all your criminally negligent fools with you ..

What a self serving prat!

Heath Ledgers former girlfriend Michelle Williams says "When you're in a relationship with somebody who is also a public personality then it doubles the attention from the media" and that had "proved a strain for both actors" But she just had to give an interview about it to the very press she claims are making life difficult! and hey just look at what else she has to say !

Chillingly the actress, 27, also talks about shooting a film where she plays the role of a woman grieving over the loss of her husband, ahh now it all becomes clear!


So now you all know why we at the Smugboard have absolutely NO sympathy for actors actress's and celebrities. We say self promoting wankers one and all of them.

Supermarket Greed fuels Booze Britains decline.

Supermarkets have been selling lager at a lower price than water. As part of bargain booze promotions, at least one chain is offering beer at 54p a pint.

A 750ml bottle of the best known bottled water brand, Perrier, sells for the equivalent of 57p a pint.

It is clear supermarkets are fuelling binge drinking in their drive to win customers, will anything be done about it? Not likely they contribute far too much money (Via Tax) for Circus Labour to waste on their primary spacial interest group The Feral Feckless Feeble Foreign and Failed.

Its not "Happy Slapping" Its "Assault"

Circus Labour's Britain's "no one is to blame for anything" culture is really pissing me off, why do people insist on referring to filming people assaulting others as "happy slapping" it is Assault and those doing the filming are complicit in the attack.

We at the Smugboard are delighted that at last someone has decided to draw a line in the sand and start prosecuting these revolting creatures with real crime, and they have made an admirable start by prosecuting a 15yr old female who no doubt thought "No one can touch me for it, I never touched no one"
Well you revolting piece of dirt you got that wrong didn't you!



We do so hope you enjoy ,your hopefully long stay with the Bull Dykes.

A 15-year-old girl has admitted filming the death of a man on her mobile phone in a so-called "happy slapping" attack.She pleaded guilty to aiding and abetting manslaughter at Leeds Crown Court after filming the attack on Gavin Waterhouse last September.Mr Waterhouse, 29, from Keighley, later died from a ruptured spleen.The Crown Prosecution Service said the decision to prosecute the girl was a legal landmark. Mark Masters, 19, and a male, 17, have admitted manslaughter.

All three defendants will be sentenced at a later date.

A spokesman for the Crown Prosecution Service said: "Judith Naylor, crown advocate and junior counsel in this case, made a landmark decision when she advised that the female defendant be charged in respect of her actions, namely for the recording the attack which led to the death of Gavin Waterhouse on a mobile phone."

Det Supt Paul Kennedy said: "We are pleased with the outcome of this police investigation following what was an unprovoked and cowardly attack. Our thoughts are with Gavin's family."

We are prepared to bet the Italians are delighted....NOT!

To be represented by this tattooed style less fat yank!
For those who do not get it dress codes in the following countries.

USA: Loads of labels & colours that do not match and shout "I have the latest Nike T shirt and KSwiss Trainers so I have style right?

Italy: A cool deconstructed look that just whispers class!

Assaults on Jews in UK hit record levels

We wonder who is behind these attacks?
The Jewish community in the UK is hardly noted for its inflammatory comments, massed demonstrations or other behaviour likley to make it a target for violent attacks. So who is perpetrating these attacks?

What groups are constantly claiming the Jews are the cause of all their problems?

The BNP? they are more interested in getting Blacks and Asians repatriated.

Surely it cant be Islam? after all it claims to be "the religion of peace" yet it is the self same group who seem to be involved with every terrorist outrage around the globe, and as can be seen above some followers seem to have Nazi sympathys.

We cant help thinking that if the boot were on the other foot we would have huge marches through London denouncing all non believers, the burning of the flags of the UK and Israel, and men dressed as suicide bombers!

The number of violent assaults on Jews in the UK reached record levels last year, new figures have shown.

There were 547 recorded anti-Semitic race hate incidents, defined as malicious acts toward the Jewish community, according to the Community Security Trust (CST).

The number of violent attacks rose to 114 incidents in 2007, the highest number since CST began its records in 1984.

Former CBI director general Lord Turner says the "joke cant go on"

The ongoing joke headed by an unelected Scott and known as "Circus new Labour" has been exposed as being complicit in a plan to flood the UK with imported labour and thus increasing "Circus Labours" supporters and increasing profits for UK companies using cheaper imported staff.
Whilst we are glad that Lord Turner has had the courage to speak out, we are surprised it has taken them so long to figure out what we have known for some 20 years!!!

One of the Gordon Brown most senior advisers Lord Turner the former director general of the CBI, has ripped apart the Government’s defence for more migration, claiming that if there were less immigrants then the poorest would get paid more. he claimed "the Government's defence for migration was illiterate"

Lord Turner said ministers could not ignore congestion and housing shortages

The news comes days after The Daily Telegraph revealed that the number of foreigners in the workforce was more than two million for the first time - while the numbers of Britons in paid employment fell.

Lord Turner of Ecchinswell launched a scathing attack on claims by ministers and business chiefs that large-scale immigration can be justified on economic grounds.
Lord Turner accused them of knowing that such arguments do not stack up and using them to justify an inevitable influx of newcomers and avoid a “racist backlash”.
Former CBI director general Lord Turner, who headed up the Pension Commission and is now chairman of the Committee on Climate Change, submitted his analysis to a Lords inquiry on immigration.

In his paper entitled “Do we need more immigrants and babies?”, Lord Turner rejects arguments that without immigrants Britain would face a shortage of workers as mostly “economically illiterate".

What an obvious ploy to get more people who do not qualify for entry into the UK!

“Britain's curry houses have been hit by a double whammy - soaring rice prices and a shortage of kitchen staff.
The Home Office is being urged to ease restrictions on migrant workers entering Britain from Bangladesh to help restaurants fill vacant posts.
They are struggling to fill thousands of kitchen staff vacancies, says the Immigration Advisory Service.
For years, many staff in the UK's 9,000 curry houses have been recruited directly from Bangladesh”

Dare we suggest they “start training non Bangladeshi chefs”? plenty of Poles, Russians & Ukrainians looking for low paid work out there

We are not that stupid as to believe the only people in the world who can cook a good curry come from Bangladesh, after all how many fish and chip shops are run by Brits nowadays!

How is this for Islamic arrogance!!!!

Shaista Gohir, a government advisor on Muslim women and director of Muslim Voice UK, said she did not believe there was a need for Sharia courts because "the majority of Muslims do not want it".


Gohir is correct when she states she "did not believe there was a need for Sharia courts in the UK" but as usual the Muslims and their lapdogs "Circus Labour" get the reason 100% WRONG.

Whether Muslims want sharia courts or not is irrelevant, Britain already has a justice system and that is that!!!

Oi, Cock in a Frock! Shut up......... NOW

Well I thought I had heard it all, but the hairy hippie in charge of the Church of England has really gone bonkers this time.

The C of E churches in the UK are empty and its no wonder with a head of sales that is more interested in promoting the cause of his competitors I do so hope his MD kicks him out on his lazy stupid arse.

His idea basically revolves around the fact that the Muslim community in the UK who are not noted for their desire to integrate and adopt a western way of life. Will integrate better if the UK recognises sharia law as an alternative system for those who have decided the existing UK justice system it’s not what they want! What a load of Bollocks these militant fickers just want an Islamic State in the UK and getting a legal system in place is the first step.

Well tough titty the UK already has a justice system developed over many hundreds of years that suits the needs of our way of life, and we see no reason or need to change!

The Facts:

Everyone in the UK is subject to UK law:

Everyone who holds a British passport is a “British Subject” and is subject to the laws and conventions on the United Kingdom, regardless of Colour Creed or Religion. The Muslims may not like it BUT that’s the way it is. They have no right to, nor do they deserve special treatment, they just need to shut up and subject themselves to our way of life and legal system.

But the UK is a democracy, and if Muslims feel that they simply cannot accept the rule of law in the UK, they are perfectly entitled to seek residence in a country that offers them a lifestyle and legal system they find acceptable.

Sudia Arabia seems like a good place to us, BUT it will not stand for the kind of militant behaviour in which British Muslims seem to think they have a right to indulge themselves in the UK.

Do I look Bovered? " "You cant touch me sir"

Ahh Jaqui Smith the clueless bint our unelected Scotts Prime Minister foisted upon a hapless nation as Home Secretary.
Has decided that the Police are to have "Special Powers" to confiscate drink from under 18 year olds!

We are all for the Police having extra powers but it raises the obvious question "why do they need them?"

when I was young if the Policeman caught you drinking he would just take it from you pour it down the nearest drain and threaten to tell your parents.

I can only assume that Labours favourite piece of legislation the human rights act renmoved their power to do this? Or were policemen allowed to use common sence and their own judgement in those days.

I cant wait to see the list of claims against the Police by the "I know my human rights generation"

Gordon please go now, take all your hapless fools with you, YOU ARE FUCKING UP THE COUNTRY MORE AND MORE EACH DAY.

The worlds best con men Stitched Up?

The Smugboad has long stated its view that the "Art" community housed some of the "finest conmen & women in the world" add to this the "Vandals" hiding behind the title of "street art" so you can imagine or delight when we see them and their spokes people stuttering and fumbling for a beliveable response when they realise they themselves have been "Done Over"!

Steve Wright, author of 'Banksy's Bristol', told Sky News Online the transition of art from the streets to the auction houses misses the point.

He said: "It's public art and expression.

"It's the most democratic art form there is and I don't think any of the artists would want to make it exclusive and costly."

It is likely Banksy would agree.

As he writes on his website: "I don't agree with auction houses selling street art - it's undemocratic, it glorifies greed and I never see any of the money."

Others take a more "Keep it real people" approach.

In the Stokes Croft area of the city, street art continues to flourish and it is not about making money.

Chris Chalkey, chairman of the People's Republic of Stokes Croft, (What a pretentious CUNT) wants to make the whole area an outdoor gallery. "It might be illegal, but it is expression and this is an amazing cultural centre for everyone," This bloke is also highly undemocratic, not everyone likes looking at the work of Vandals!

The Money Shot

Bonhams' urban art specialist Gareth Williams claims auctioning the art is a logical progression."It's accessible and iconic," he says. "People have seen it on the streets and responded to it."It's the market that disagrees with it staying on the streets. The art buying public want to own it."

So there you have it the Urban Art Vandals are being stitched up nicely and it does my old heart a power of good thinking about just how pissed Banks'y must be to see his vandalism lining the pockets of the really smart operators!

Threats Threats and more Threats

I think the Muslim Council of Britain is begining to see its self as the only body representative of the Muslim community in the UK rather than our elected parliament! and react with the expected threats! So what if a Muslim got bugged we say all MP's should be bugged.

LONDON (Reuters) - Muslim groups reacted with anger on Sunday to claims that an MP had his private conversations with a constituent secretly bugged by Scotland Yard anti-terrorist officers.

They said the allegations could damage relations between the Muslim community and the police.

It is public policy that law agencies cannot eavesdrop on politicians since a bugging scandal involving Harold Wilson's government.

But the Justice Secretary was forced to order an immediate inquiry after allegations in the Sunday Times claimed that electronic listening devices were used to tap two conversations between Sadiq Khan, MP for Tooting, and Babar Ahmad, being held on remand while awaiting deportation to the United States.

Ahmad is accused of running Web sites supporting terrorism and raising funds for Muslim militants in Chechnya and Afghanistan, and with urging Muslims to fight a 'holy war'.

The Muslim Council of Britain called for urgent meetings with the Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, and Straw, to ask for clarification on the "disturbing news".

"Today's revelations are simply appalling and raise a whole range of vital issues to do with confidentiality and how to hold to account the improper behaviour of senior police officers," Dr. Muhammad Abdul Bari, secretary-general of the Muslim Council of Britain, said in a statement.

"This kind of behaviour cannot but do immense damage to the level of trust between Muslim communities and the police."

Infidels must Die!

As if to prove our point this news item hits the wires today, see our item below this one I think this makes the point who we are at war with quite clearly just look at the names!

But of course under the govts new "guidelines" we must not mention the war!!!

Five men including the brothers of two of the failed July 21 London bombers were today found guilty of helping them in the aftermath of the attacks.

The group assisted the bombers in evading immediate detection by providing safe houses and passports as well as clothing and food as they hid from the police.

Siraj Ali, 33, from Enfield, north London, Muhedin Ali, 29, from Ladbroke Grove, west London, Ismail Abdurahman, 25, from Lambeth, south London, and Wahbi Mohammed, 25, and Abdul Sherif, 30, both from Stockwell, south London, were between them convicted of 22 charges of failing to disclose information about terrorism and assisting an offender.

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Siraj Ali and Wahbi Mohammed were also convicted of having prior knowledge of the plot to explode devices on the London transport network. They were convicted following a four month trial at Kingston Crown Court.

Dont mention the war!

I have news for the cretins that came up with the following bright idea, The fact is the UK IS at war with Islam and there IS an explicit link between Islam and terror just look around the globe! and more importantly the Islamic 5th Columists operating against our citizens in the UK.

Appeasment of agressors did not work in 1939 it will NOT work now, stop pretending Muslim communities are all for a western way of life, and start warning the communities that hide these monsters, of the dire consequences they face if they continue to support those wishing to attack us and pushing for a seperatise way of life for themselves. When will we ever learn ISLAM does not want to co exist alongside the west.

A NEW counter-terror phrasebook has been sent out to police, Whitehall offices and councils telling them how to speak to Muslim communities about extremism without alienating them.

It advises against use of phrases like "jihadi fundamentalist" and "Islamist extremist".

Instead, it suggests that words such as "violent extremism", "criminal murderers" and "thugs" should be used, to avoid any suggestion of an explicit link between Islam and terror.

The document warns that the use of concepts like "the struggle for values" or "a battle of ideas" play into the hands of those who wish to fuel the idea of a clash of civilisations between Islam and the West.

Stand Clear of the Trough Mr Piggy wants his "Fair Share"

Mr "Piggy" Conway the disgraced Conservative MP who has had the whip with drawn and will stand down as a Conservative candidate at the next election has now claimed "I am not a crook" ; Just to remind you this is the Conservative MP who employed his "full time student" sons as "reserchers" breaching the rules of Cambridge college as for Newcastle we cannot say.

Freddie

A report said there was no record of Freddie, a full-time student at Newcastle University, performing any work in return for the £40,000 he received over three years and said he was “all but invisible” at Westminster.

Henry

Henry, 25, pocketed £32,717 during his tenure in the post between 2001 and 2004, a period which saw his £28,000 salary augmented with thousands of pounds worth of bonuses and even £829 overtime, which was al rather odd as he was a full time student at Cambridge which forbids its students from working we shal leave you work out how he managed to do so much "research" but clearly he has no problems in spending the product of the public purse.

F*** OFF I'm Rich was the title of one of the exotic parties thrown by fun-loving fashionista Henry Conway, son of disgraced Tory MP Derek Conway. Well, at least he's honest about it.

Henry is an extrovert gay with long blond hair and a penchant for dressing up like Judy Garland, but you have to admit he has balls. Taking some £32,717 in public money for doing no apparent work and then blowing it on £100 cocktails at London nightspot Mahiki is certainly one way to get noticed. Old Harrovian Henry helpfully posted his party pix on his website too, which shows just how up to speed he is with new technology.

Mr Conway denied that MPs were overpaid for their work, pointing out that he took a cut in salary when he left the £80,000-a-year post of chief executive of the Cats Protection League to return to the Commons in 2001 and will receive a pension of £24,000 when he retires.

A fair salary for a backbench MP would be £80,000 to £100,000, rather than their current £60,000, "after all a commons Sous chef can earn that" "Mr Piggy" suggested (In our view 1 good Sous Chef is worth 20 politicians so hardly a good comparison Mr Conway!)

Mr Conway’s wife, Colette, who works as his Commons secretary, told the newspaper she supported her husband and sons whom, she said, had done nothing wrong, clearly a lady with at best, a merely tenuous grasp of the law and reality!!!

Thank goodness the newspapers are keeping us the "TAx Payer" informed of the graft swindle and theft that is so clearly rife amoungst our politicians. Mr Conway is but one amounst hundreds at in the palace of westminster. THIS IS OUR MONEY NOT THEIRS! THEY NEED A SHARP REMINDER THEY ARE ONLY OUR SERVANTS NOT OUR MASTERS

He resigned to clear his name!!!!!

MP Employs His Mum, 80, As A Secretary

Of course the Smugboard new the real reason for his "resignation" and said so, Now Hain shows just how far he has HIS nose in the gravy train trough

But Mr Hain insisted there was no question she did the work for which she was paid.

"I've never hidden anything," he said. "She works really hard, and that's that. She's been here since 1991 and everybody knows about it."

Mrs Hain provides "part-time secretarial assistance and cover for my offices", he said

Brits on the Piste

A 46 year old British male has been killed in an Italin ski resort.

David Monk, 46, died when he crashed into a barrier on the side of a piste while sliding down a slope on a mattress, said a spokesman a friend is now in a serious condition in hospital.

Ahh the British on the piste................. experts! so why was the wanker on a mattress? for fucks sake we get 1cm of snow a year so why do cunts like this think they can handle real slopes and real snow?

It’s official PCSO’s are as much use as a chocolate fireguard

Two community support officers resorted to locking themselves in a room when confronted by an aggressive 13-year-old, before calling the police to rescue them!

The PCSO’s were a smokescreen introduced by former "Circus Labour" Home Secretary David Blunkett to con the public into believing Bliar and his cronies were putting more resources into policing our increasingly unsafe streets.

The part-time Police Community Support Officers (PCSOs) were summoned to a disturbance in a referral centre for juveniles, but instead of taking the situation in hand they were forced to hide when the teenager became abusive.

MPs say the incident raises more “concerns” over the effectiveness of PCSOs - dubbed 'plastic police’ - since they were introduced by the Government in 2002

On Tuesday 22nd January 2008 in an article entitled "How to reclaim Britain from the Thugs" the Smugboard suggested that a possible way to make effective use of the PCSO’s would be to allow them to perform the duties of the former “truant officers” (see below)

2. Enforce school attendance if children do not attend inform the local CPO, (Let them do the job of the old truant officers as they seem to do nothing much else).

However in the light of this shabby performance this would clearly be a task far beyond their abilities.

Get rid of the PCSO’s now, the thugs know they have no power to intervene in their nefarious activities, the hoodies openly laugh at and taunt them in the street, and now it would seem a determined 13year old can see them off two at a time.

But how many people will want to join the Police now they can see how dishonestly that daft bint Jackie Smith “Circus Labour” Home Sec!!!! Handled their pay claim.

Welcome to life in the peoples republic of Newlabouristan

False Modesty is not a virtue

Courtesy The Daily Telegraph

Julie Christie, cinema's most beloved contrarian (Says Who?), claims she's never been that pretty, that clever, or that bothered about winning an Oscar.

We are reminded of the Polish Proverb "It's easy to stink with full trousers"

what a fatuous conceited inverse snob this bloody woman is!

Be very careful what you wish for! Especially if you're not very bright

The UK’s unelected Scott’s Prime Minister has finally listened to the SMUGBOARD (see our post of 22^nd January section 15) and is to give the Police back the full power to stop and search anyone they see as a suspect.(Stand by for the screams of the civil rights gays)

It should be remembered that the current "Stop and search rules” were put in place to protect young black and Asian British kids who felt they were being "unfairly singled out"!

So they got what they wished for; Now of course it's the young black and British Asian kids that are being stabbed and shot and the stupid rules they demanded are getting in the way of stopping them getting killed!

Proves that WE were right to have the original system in the first place the Police were searching the correct groups of people!!!!

They really do not have a clue do they, I suppose it is coming from a "Free handout environment" that makes them so happy to adopt their “I am a victim" stance.

The enemy within? Not all.

Yet more"british" Muslims shows exactly how trustworthy and happy they are to be supported in the UK, whilst others show their belief in Britain.

Four men have pleaded guilty to offences linked to a plot to seize a British Muslim Soldier from a Birmingham street and behead him in a nearby garage.

The men then planned to post the beheading on the internet, Leicester Crown Court heard.
"The idea was to spread fear through the British armed forces," Sky's Darren Little reported from the court.

Ringleader Parviz Khan, a 37-year-old Briton, pleaded guilty earlier this month to a series of charges including the beheading plot which was thwarted by police and MI5 a year ago.
His plea could not be reported until the start of the trial today of two other men charged alongside the four - including Khan - who pleaded guilty to the plot.

Amjad Mahmood, 32, denies knowing about Khan's plot but failing to disclose the information.

Zahoor Iqbal, 30, denies possessing a document or record likely to be useful to a terrorist, namely a computer disc called Encyclopaedia Jihad.

Both men have also pleaded not guilty to helping Khan to supply equipment to terrorists in Pakistan.

The UK government should sentence these cowardly bastards to 40 years hard labour, no PC's in cells no soft options

Knife murders are still on the way up

I wonder which of our multi cultural communities commited this act of wanton violence?

Crime: Man killed over a football
Location: Mitcham, south west London
Wepon of choice: Machette

I have made my guess!

Circus Labour loves: Fat Cunts & Mixed Messages

The UK faces a crisis of obesity so what do the genius’s at the “Circus Labour” education department decide is a good idea?

They allow McDonalds to offer a course in “Fat Factory” management, the UK deserves everything it gets

VOTE THESE INCOMPETENT CLOWNS OUT NOW

“Staff at McDonald's will soon be able to gain the equivalent of A-levels in running burger bars after the fast food giant won government approval to become an exam board.”

I thought the "government"(sic) were about to start offering finacial incentives to "porkers"to start loseing weight! talk about one hand not knowing what the other is doing

Now some "Circus Labour" "newspeak"

First the "newspeak" Bullshit

Peter Hain has quit the cabinet saying he wanted to "clear his name" after his Labour deputy leadership campaign donations were referred to the police.

Now the plain truth

Peter Hain was told by our unelected scotts Prime Minister

"Resign now or I will have to sack you for the good of the party name, we are in enough shit as it is what with Darling and Smith's cockups"

funny how different the truth sounds!

Bank "Newspeak"

Like all banks Soc Gen is never straight to the point (there is allways the danger straight speaking could leave you responsible for something) but this is a classic example of 1984 style "newspeak"

Societe Generale has uncovered a fraud by one of its traders which will have a 4.9-billion-euro (3.7 billion pound) negative impact on the group, France's second-largest listed bank said on Thursday.


Its a LOSS you muppets! and somebody wasnt doing the job they are no doubt well paid to do "Keeping an eye on the wide boy traders"! Now what was the name of that other bank whose security dept let their eye stay on their personal bonus's rather than the traders? ahh got it Baring Bros

Massingbirds Finest Hour?

John Hogan has been found NOT guilty of murder!

He said: "I do not feel guilty because I did not do it.

"This person you see before you is not the person who jumped from the balcony, from the fourth floor. I already have my son's forgiveness and I have God's forgiveness."

Hogan denied the murder of his six-year-old son Liam and the attempted murder of his two-year-old daughter Mia, who survived the fall with a broken arm.

A serious question:

If you are an officer worker do you get an award for a particularly nice report?

If you are a builder do you get an award for laying a really straight wall?

If you are a plumber to you gets an award for stopping a tap leaking?

I bet I am 100% correct when I say NO

So why do people in the Film, TV, Radio, Music & entertainment industry need awards for simply doing their jobs? Answer to dont they just need their ego's constantly massaged to prove to them they are as wonderful as they belive themselves to be.

I for one am delighted that we shall all be spared the charade’s of the Golden Globes and hopefully the Oscars this year, long may they disappear from our screens

Muslim Charities Breaking the Law

The Charity Commission has rapped a dozen Muslim charities for supporting Ken Livingstone's bid to be re-elected as Mayor of London

The Commission received several complaints that the letter broke the law, which forbids charities from supporting political candidates or parties

But having read their crawling letter I think they realised that

1. No one would dare to take any real action against Muslins.

2. The prize they were aiming for (A tame mayor) is worth a bit of bad press

The letter read as follows, as you will see it contains a number of blatant lies

Since June 2000, Ken Livingstone has been an outstanding mayor of London. He has stood out in support of a multicultural society and has supported the Muslim communities of the city against racism and Islamophobia as well as all other minorities against all types of prejudice.

His stands and policies have constantly championed justice in the Middle East and around the world, freedom for the Palestinians and withdrawal of occupying troops from Iraq; a rare trait of modern-day public figures.

He has enhanced London's standing in the world and helped improve the lives of all of the city's communities.

For those and many more traits continuously and consistently demonstrated by the Ken Livingstone, we the undersigned believe that it is in the best interest of the Muslim communities of London, and indeed all Londoners, to back Mr Livingstone in this year's mayoral elections.

We pledge to continue our support for the mayor on all levels possible in order to secure his staying in office for a third term.

What a joke!

Well the british do gooders got their wish a year each for smuggling drugs! This just ensures we shall have plenty of other London street urchins willing to do a year for "Nuf bling and trainer init"

Two British girls convicted of trying to smuggle cocaine from Ghana to the UK have been jailed for one year each.

Yasemin Vatansever and Yatunde Diya, both 16 and from north London, were arrested at Accra international airport on 2 July 2007.
They denied trying to smuggle 6kg (13lbs) of the drug to London.
It is unlikely they will serve all or part of their sentence in the UK as there is no transfer agreement between the UK and the west African country.
They had told the court they were set up, but the prosecution said they were involved from the start in a plot to smuggle drugs.

This should be good!

John Hogan is on trial in Greece for the premeditated murder of his son Liam, six, and the attempted murder of daughter Mia, then two, who survived when he leapt from the fourth-floor balcony at a holiday resort 18 months ago.

Today he will be invited to either give evidence or have a statement read by his lawyer to explain his version of events.

I am really looking forward to hearing this, as he claims “He did not try to kill his children” he seems very confident so I am certain he has engaged Massingbird the lawyer referred to in “Blackadder” to conduct his defence

I remember Massingbird's most famous case - the Case of the Bloody Knife. A man was found next to a murdered body. He had the knife in his hand, thirteen witnesses had seen him stab the victim and when the police arrived he said 'I'm glad I killed the bastard.' Massingbird not only got him off, he got him knighted in the New Year's Honours list, and the relatives of the victim had to pay to get the blood washed out of his jacket.

How to reclaim Britain from the thugs

The Sun has asked its readers to give some views on how we can reclaim the streets from thugs, so here is a plan

This problem cannot be fixed over night so a long term plan is required

1. Introduce a licence to have children (its a privilige NOT a right) not bright enough no Kids. On dole no more Kids until you have been working for 24 months minimum. Persistent crimnal offender No Kids or No More Kids (clearly a bad gene pool)
2. Enforce school attendance if children do not attend inform the local CPO, (*let them do the job of the old truant officers as they seem to do nothing much else).
3. If kids keep bunking off MUM & or DAD are prosecuted with possible custodial sentancing, and they then have to take good parenting classes until they can pass an examination (double time for re-offending kids parents)
4. 8pm curfews for kids under 16
5. 10pm Curfews for kids over 16 but under 18
6. Teach in English only and make obedience and manners compulsory after-school lessons 1 day a week.
7. More compulsory after-school sports for all.
8. Make all juvenile & Adult offenders do hard labour 12 hours a day, no play stations, laptops, TV's in cells etc (they will not want to come back inside)
9. Make drug offences a 10 year hard labour minimum (no early release in any circumstance)
10. Bring back compulsory national service (No Exceptions on any grounds releigious or consience people can serve in the medical corps)
11. Council housing should only be provided on short term lets say 6 monthly reviews (you cause problems or let the home fall into disrepair out you go!)
12. Bring back restricted licensing hours.
13. Increase the tax on alcohol
15. Give our Police FULL stop and search powers (Like the old SUS laws)
16. Rescind the Human Rights Act NOW
17. Quit the EU NOW
18. Reinstate corporal punishment in schools and the home NOW
19. For offenders who simply do not respond to our system. We should set up off shore penal colonies like the French "Devils Island" and ship the truly antisocial off there to fend for themselves and good riddance.
20. Set very tight quotas for imigration and start passenger profiling at all ports stations and airports NOW (this should help us in not bringing in more criminals from abroad)
21. VOTE LABOUR OUT forever.


The money is there to fund all this (Circus Labour gave a bank £50 billion of our money unsecured so we know it is there) it just needs the political will.

NOT TRUE say UK Muslims!

Brit mosques 'worse than Iraq'

Of course UK muslims are saying this is completely untrue! but then what do we honestly expect, They have achieved untouchability in the UK.



THE Deputy Prime Minister of Iraq has claimed mosques in Blackburn are more extreme than in his own country.
Dr Barham Salih’s comments have sparked outrage among British Muslim leaders.
Shadow culture minister Tobias Ellwood revealed the comments Dr Salih had made to him at a dinner party in Baghdad.
The Tory MP claimed the Iraqi said: “I am not surprised that you British are facing so many problems with extremists after what I saw in those mosques in Blackburn.
"What I saw would not be allowed here in Iraq - it would be illegal.”

Mr Ellwood made the claims in the House of Commons during debate about terrorism.
He said: “My eyebrows raise when you have a very senior Iraqi leader make comments like that.

“I do not believe these comments can be dismissed out of hand. I was absolutely shocked. He went inside the mosques, and said literature he saw would be illegal. He was quite clear.
“The comments are only directed at a very small proportion of mosques in the UK - the vast majority of Muslims wouldn’t want to be labelled.”

Dr Salih visited Blackburn, Lancs., as a guest of the town’s MP Jack Straw in 2005.
Salim Mulla, chairman of the Lancashire Council of Mosques, said Dr Salih was positive about what he had seen in the town when they spoke during his visit.
He said: “We are going out of our way to bring the community together. Nobody is working harder than us at breaking down barriers.
“For Dr Salih to make these sort of comments is not very helpful at all.
“I don’t know where he’s coming from. He was very co-operative when he visited, and took lots of photographs.

“How many incidents have we had in Blackburn? He is talking a load of rubbish.”

'We want to offer sharia law to Britain'

Dr Suhaib Hasan who is a spokesman for the Muslim Council of Britain on issues of sharia law, says there is great misunderstanding of the issue in the West.

"Whenever people associate the word 'sharia' with Muslims, they think it is flogging and stoning to death and cutting off the hand," he says with a smile.

He makes the distinction between the aspects of law that sharia covers: worship, penal law, and personal law. Muslim leaders in Britain are interested only in integrating personal law, he says.

This man is a fool, firstly "Integrating" is clearly the last thing on the minds of anyone demanding sharia law to the UK.

The UK has and has had it's own justice system for hundreds of years and will continue to do so for many hundreds of years to come, so we do not need (or want) sharia law in the UK.

This is clearly the first steps to setting up a seperate system of justice for those in the UK that have no intention of ever becoming fully integrated UK citizens, it is only for those who want to like a life style that is only compatible with an islamic state and the last time I looked the UK was not an Islamic state.

Our answer to these devisive morons is INTEGRATE if you cannot do that then GO AWAY and live in a country that does give you what you claim to want.

However I suspect you whant a good deal more from the UK than it to recoginise a violent and mysognistic system of so called justice called sharia law.

Everything changes but you!

Here is a classic example why we never get anything fixed by politicians (especially those of the divisive and divided “Circus Labour” party)

Of course we all know the reality of walking about alone at night and dont do it, but it seems those we pay huge sums to lead us, DO NOT HAVE A FUCKING CLUE!

Quote 1

Jacqui Smith “Circus Labour” Home Secretary (the most awful in living memory)

Jacqui Smith suffered a barrage of criticism yesterday after admitting she would not feel safe walking the streets after dark.

Quote 2

Diane Abbot “Circus Labour” bloody nuisance just worried bout her seat!

Diane Abbott, the Labour MP for Hackney North and Stoke Newington, said: "Jacqui is quite wrong to suggest that Hackney is a no-go area for women after dark.

"She is feeding a culture of fear which is bad for our many bars, restaurants, art galleries and other entertainment venues.

"Comments like hers make women unnecessarily fearful. Jackie needs to get to know inner-city London.

Who's the wanker in the FA!

The incompetent cretins at the FA thought Harry Redknapp might not be a good choice as he has been investigated by the Police!

England football manager Fabio Capello is under investigation in Italy for alleged tax evasion, it has been reported in Italy.

Here is what a real leader sounds like, Take note Circus Labour, Conservatives & Liberals

I wonder why we saw nothing of this in the UK press? Well to us it is obvious we mustnt upset the imigrants must we!

Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques.

Quote: 'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.' 'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom''We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese,Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women,on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly this is documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we askis that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'
If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted. Maybe if we circulate this amongst ourselves, UK citizens will find the backbone to start speaking and voicing the same truths.

Muslim M&S worker 'refused to touch Bible'

Well Well Well,
I am not sure that this is legal, surely this (if true) is racial discrimination, can you imagine what would happen if the boot was on the other foot, perhaps a shop assistant at tesco refusing to handle items relating to Eid for example!

Criminals to be tagged like dogs

Ever since hanging and deportation were banned as methods of dealing with society’s undesirables, the UK powers that be have been searching for a new way of dealing with the trash.

The RFID braclets currently used to tag convicted criminals are about as effective as Circus Labour with around 2,000 criminals manage to evade monitoring by tampering with the devices.

So what is planned is inserting the chip under the criminals skin. This is extremely good news for the rest of us but will no doubt bring screams from the do gooders, Prisoner support groups and Muslims.

EU President for "thirty pieces of silver"?

After all his arse licking and selling England’s rights down the river at the European Parliment

Tony “Judas” Blair finally discovers exactly how his French cronies plan to reward him for his selling out his own countries interests, to protect French farmers subsidies. What a complete CUNT that pathetic creature Blair is.

PARIS (Reuters) - The head of France's opposition Socialist party rejected on Sunday the idea that former Prime Minister Tony Blair could become the first president of the European Union.
In a speech on Saturday to France's ruling centre-right UMP party, Blair set out his vision for Europe, fuelling speculation he may seek to become the 27-nation bloc's first president, a post due to be created later this year.
But Francois Hollande said the former Labour prime minister's support for the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq made him unsuitable for the post.
"We need a president who could be representative of a political Europe, a Europe independent from the United States and I don't think Tony Blair fits that profile," Hollande told France's Radio J in an interview.
"(Blair) has evident qualities and had successes in his country but the position he took on the invasion of Iraq means he can't be the next president of Europe," Hollande added.
In his speech, Blair irked France's Socialists by joking that his views would probably make him at home in French President Nicolas Sarkozy's government, though he would rather be a member of a reformed Socialist party.
Both the French Socialists and British Labour party sit in the same socialist group in the European Parliament
Blair also said he would return to Paris on January 31 to give a speech to a think tank founded by the Socialist's former head of economic policy, Eric Besson, who is now a junior minister in Sarkozy's government.

A Truly Funny Line

I do not know who to credit this to, I saw it on a web site this morning it is so true!


Homosexuality used to be referred to as the "love that dare not speak its name", but today, it appears to be the love that "won't shut up".

Islam "A good way to live" Like F**K

River death girl 'hit by parents'

Shafilea Ahmed's body was found on a riverbank in February 2004
A teenage girl whose body was found on a riverbank five months after she vanished was "beaten and robbed" by her parents, an inquest has heard.
The decomposed body of Shafilea Ahmed, 17, of Liverpool Road, Warrington, was found on a Cumbrian riverbank in 2004.
The inquest was told Shafilea was unhappy about her parents' plans for an arranged marriage for her in Pakistan.
Homelessness officer Anne-Marie Woods, from whom Shafilea sought advice, said she feared she would never return home.

There had been a build-up of violence towards me, and my mother told me I was about to go to Pakistan for an arranged marriage
Shafilea Ahmed, in a statement before her death
Ms Woods, giving evidence at the inquest at County Hall in Kendal, Cumbria, said Shafilea alleged her parents beat and robbed her.
In a personal statement written by the schoolgirl, as part of an effort to apply for accommodation away from her parents' home, Shafilea said: ""I had saved £2,000 which they took out of my bank account.

"My parents are going to send me to Pakistan and I'll be married to someone and left there.
"There had been a build-up of violence towards me, and my mother told me I was about to go to Pakistan for an arranged marriage.
"My mother had started to pack and my parents had been in to school to inform them we were going to Pakistan."

'Genuinely frightened'

Ms Woods said: "She came across as a shy, quiet girl.
"She came across as being genuinely frightened of this impending arranged marriage."
Ms Wood said the teenager turned down accommodation in a Liverpool refuge because she did not want to disrupt her education in Warrington where she was hoping to become a lawyer.

She said the teenager was given emergency accommodation in a hotel and told a flat would be available on 10 February 2003, but chose to go back home.
Ms Woods added: "She had returned to her parents after they had agreed not to take her to Pakistan."

'Not credible'

Police arrested her parents on suspicion of kidnap alongside five other relatives from Bradford after her teachers reported her missing in 2003.
But all were later released from bail.
As the opening of the hearing Shafilea's father said he was "surprised" when she went missing.

Pathologist Dr Alison Armour also revealed it was "not credible" that Shafilea died of natural causes.
The medical expert believed the teenager been strangled or smothered to death.
Despite a five-year murder investigation by police nobody has ever been convicted over Shafilea's death.

What Lovely people, This was a beautiful young woman murdered by greedy stupid backward control freaks, I like the way they robbed her as quickly as possible keeping to type their well done.

British Drug Smugglers - Get Stay of Sentencing

For fuck sake, these usless slappers were caught red handed smuggling Cocaine worth £300,000 for a gang of UK based nig nog drug dealers.

Yet the British High Commission are interfering with the Justice proceedure just so "the court could consider a social services report from London on the girls"

What!

We already know what they are, They are stupid patois talking Urban R&B & Rap Listening, bling and trainer wearing morons, that would have done it all over again if they had not be caught.

Let the local form of justice follow its normal course and give them 30 years each or better still beheads them,

It might then filter through into the most weed infested brain, smuggling Coke is not a good idea no matter how much "nice trainer and bling de man promise init"

ACCRA (Reuters) - A court in Ghana on Wednesday delayed for a second time the sentencing of two British teenagers found guilty of smuggling 6 kg (13 lbs) of cocaine to allow a social services report to be taken into consideration.

Yasemin Vatansever and Yatunde Diya were arrested on July 2 at Accra airport when Ghanaian anti-drugs officers said they found cocaine worth 300,000 pounds ($620,000) in laptop bags they were carrying as they boarded a flight to Britain.

The two, both 16, were found guilty by a juvenile court in the former British colony last November. They are now due to be sentenced on January 23.

Sentencing had originally been due in early December but was delayed until Wednesday so the court could consider a social services report from London on the girls.

"We got word from the Ghana social welfare department that they have not finished studying the report," British High Commission spokesman Gary Nicholls told reporters.

"Since they are expected to add their comments before submitting it to the court, the judge has agreed to give them a further two weeks," he said, adding the judge would not allow any further delay beyond January 23.

The teenagers, who pleaded not guilty to the charges, have said they were tricked into carrying the bags by male acquaintances in Ghana and Britain, and did not know their content.

The two were arrested under Operation Westbridge, a project set up by Britain and Ghana to tackle drug smugglers using Accra airport as a gateway to Britain and Europe.

Just to Show we are not Biased

LONDON (Reuters) - The parents of missing girl Madeleine McCann have denied media reports that they are planning to turn the story of their daughter's disappearance into a film.

"We can categorically deny that we are considering a movie about Madeleine's disappearance. This is simply untrue," her father Gerry wrote on his blog.

The youngster disappeared last May shortly before her fourth birthday during a family holiday in the Portuguese beach resort of Praia da Luz.

Her parents, whom Portuguese police have named as formal suspects, believe she was abducted from their holiday apartment as they had dinner with friends at a nearby restaurant.

Despite a string of possible sightings and a huge police investigation, the girl's whereabouts remains a mystery.

On Wednesday, most tabloids reported on their front pages that the McCanns were hoping a film might help their search and raise money to pay for a team of private detectives they have hired.

The reports said the 1.2 million pounds raised by public donations to search for the missing girl has almost been exhausted and that the parents' spokesman Clarence Mitchell had confirmed meeting film representatives.

"Some of the media coverage today has been at its worst since Kate and I were declared arguidos (official suspects)," Gerry McCann said in a blog entry dated on Tuesday.

"As stated today by Clarence, there was a preliminary discussion between a production agency and a representative of Kate and I to discuss the possibility of a documentary about the issues we have faced since Madeleine was abducted."

He said the couple had been approached by "a huge number of media outlets regarding a myriad of projects" but they only agreed to a tiny proportion.

"Each proposal is considered on whether it is likely to have a positive effect, either directly or indirectly on the search for Madeleine," he said