Tuesday, 23 September 2008

Hip-Hop is an enormously influential agent... Yes it is, a BAD influence!

Bling "crown jewels" in first ever hip-hop auction.

Diamond-encrusted 'bling' jewellery which belonged to rappers Missy Elliott, Notorious BIG and Tupac Shakur is being sold in what is billed as the first auction of hip-hop jewellery
.

The 70 items of hip hop treasures on sale are expected to raise around $3m (£1.6m), some of which will be donated to the the Hip-Hop Summit Action Network.

Founded in 2001, the Hip-Hop Summit Action Network (HSAN) is dedicated to harnessing the cultural relevance of Hip-Hop music to serve as a catalyst for education advocacy and other societal concerns fundamental to the empowerment of youth. HSAN is a non-profit, non-partisan national coalition of Hip-Hop artists, entertainment industry leaders, education advocates, civil rights proponents, and youth leaders united in the belief that Hip-Hop is an enormously influential agent for social change which must be responsibly and proactively utilized to fight the war on poverty and injustice.

We think the picture below sums up the real "essence" of Hip Hop nicely


And guess who else is jumping on the "Hip Hop" bandwagon?
Procter & Gamble who are signing up with HSAN as a "sponsor" (Mustn't let a few killings get in the way of a fat juicy profit must we!)

Well the fact is we at the smugbord already know
("Hip-Hop is an enormously influential agent") and have pointed out that the values promoted through "HIP HOP" and "Rap" ("Hip Hopeless" & "Crap" more like) are fueling the epidemic of teenage knife crime we are now seeing on the streets of London and we have been saying it for a long time, the difference is we tell the truth HIP HOP & RAP are a BAD influence!

Through its glorification of the drug dealer and gang lifestyle and misogynistic values, Hip Hop and Rap promote a nasty lazy violent drug fueled indolent way of life, this it is NOT something to promote as being of value to young people.

Our special thanks must therefore go out to the worlds Afro Caribbean communities, Asian wannabe Afro Caribbean's, White wannabe Afro Caribbean's , America and of course Procter & Gamble.

we wonder how long
Procter & Gamble will stick around after the niggers have found something else to dress up in silly clothes and jewelery to "jig a boo" about too!

WE DO NOT WANT HIP HOP OR RAP in the United Kingdom Thanks

Saturday, 20 September 2008

Great Sentiment but a total waste of time and effort , all it will achieve is


Giving the politico's an excuse to come up with yet another "Politically Correct" but doomed to failure softly softly initiative.

Given the fact most of this crime is black on black, it seems the old Police SUS laws were rather effective and bang on the right track in the first place! but the blacks did not like being singled out, and we ask how stupid can niggers get? well here is your answer 110 deaths in 2008 so far and counting!!!!

Our way to stop this is simple and effective,

1. BRING BACK the SUS powers the Police had taken from them by the bleeding heart Liberals and black community activists / apologists.

2. Give the carrying of ANY offensive weapon a mandatory minimum 10 year jail sentence with NO prospect of early release.

3. Stop accepting the "Its is our culture" argument from those communities that seem to think it is OK for males to father children with multiple mothers and then leave US to pick up the bill. Absent Fathers stay and pay or they go inside.

4. Ban all music that promotes violence, and damn the right of the performer to "express" themselves.

5. Ban the sale of "hoodie" clothing and make it an offense to have your face covered in a public place.


These simple and democratic steps WILL stop this foreign blight that is ruining out nation and improve the safety for the law abiding majority.

And as for the minorities that want to protest against these common sense rules? Fuck them lock them up as well .

Thursday, 18 September 2008

John Prescott: Labour must get behind Gordon Brown's leadership


John Prescott has told the Labour party it must unite behind Gordon Brown, after the Conservatives broke through the 50 per cent opinion poll barrier for the first time since the height of Margaret Thatcher's popularity.
Well the last thing this FAT FAILURE wants is to be faced with getting off the gravy train and get a proper job, after all who in their right mind would employ a man who FAILED to achieve every single objective given to him by his bleeder Tony Bliar.
This is a politician who ever since being removed from his last cabinet position has continued to slurp at the trough despite not having any governmental responsibility.
No wonder he is looking worried

General Election NOW

The only people that can lose out from a general election if one were held tomorrow would be the current cabinet.

To everyone else, a democratically elected government would restore faith in the economy and actions of our leaders whether they are Conservative, Lib Dem or even Labour.

So what have we got to lose apart from our unelected scotch prime minister?

Labours lousey let down's refuse to belive it's all their fault

Words really cannot express the pleasure we at the Smugboard offices are getting watching the worlds largest group of state sponsored incompetents squirm, as the full extent of their failure to convince the public that they are not responsible for the damage they have done to the United Kingdom is revealed.

"Circus Labour " is currently a full 28% behind the Conservative party in the polls! whilst the conservatives are riding a wave of popularity not seen since Margaret Thatcher was at the hight of her popularity.

Yet Labour's clowns refuse to accept the blame for their (and our nations) woeful position preferring to blame Gordon Brown our unelected Prime Minister.

Whilst we would never defend a total incompetent like Gordon Brown we find it alarming that "Circus Labour's clowns" (Who still have until Thursday 3 June 2010 to completely destroy the UK economy and way of life) have no conception of the fact it is their behavior, policy's and misgovernment of the UK that is the cause of their poor showing in the opinion polls, rather than the fact they have an incompetent fool at their head.


We say: If you have any shred of humanity please resign now all of you and lets have a general election to decide the fate of our nation before you ruin us completely

Tuesday, 16 September 2008

Cirus Labour loves the dregs but SHITS on our allies



Circus Labour's human Rights Act means we cannot get rid of shit like:


Abu Hamza
Learco Chindamo
Bogus Assylum Seekers
Illegal Immigrants
Economic Migrants

But they want to kick out, decent loyal Gurkhas who have served our nation so bravely.

The madness goes on and on

So remember this reality of life next time you go to the ballot box, if you want the UK to remain a third world shit hole that is a haven for Islamic terror and scum who can hide behind the defective Human Rights act Vote Labour.

The Smugboard offers the Gurkhas our unreserved support, How dare Gormless Gordon Brown misrepresent the values of the British Public in such a manner, he and his cronies in the palace of Westminister are an embarrassment to the UK

Monday, 15 September 2008

Well they get everything else wrong!

The church of England home to more, hand wringing, yoghurt platting, clueless do-gooders than any other organization on the planet. Has decided showing the world how wrong it can be is more important than reinforcing the nations Christian faith against the Islamic insurgency that threatens our children's future.


They could not organise a piss up in a brewery could they

The Church of England is to apologise to Charles Darwin for its initial rejection of his theories, nearly 150 years after he published his most famous work.

Charles Darwin to receive apology from the Church of England for rejecting evolution
Sections of Church likely to be dismayed by Darwin move

The Church of England will concede in a statement that it was over-defensive and over-emotional in dismissing Darwin's ideas. It will call "anti-evolutionary fervour" an "indictment" on the Church".

The bold move is certain to dismay sections of the Church that believe in creationism and regard Darwin's views as directly opposed to traditional Christian teaching.

The apology, which has been written by the Rev Dr Malcolm Brown, the Church's director of mission and public affairs, says that Christians, in their response to Darwin's theory of natural selection, repeated the mistakes they made in doubting Galileo's astronomy in the 17th century.

"The statement will read: Charles Darwin: 200 years from your birth, the Church of England owes you an apology for misunderstanding you and, by getting our first reaction wrong, encouraging others to misunderstand you still. We try to practise the old virtues of 'faith seeking understanding' and hope that makes some amends."

Opposition to evolutionary theories is still "a litmus test of faithfulness" for some Christian movements, the Church will admit. It will say that such attitudes owe much to a fear of perceived threats to Christianity.

The comments are included on a Church of England website promoting the views of Charles Darwin to be launched on Monday.

Circus Labour capitulates to the bullys of Islam AGAIN
























We knew they would do this, so a big thank you to EVERYONE who voted Labour, and in doing so finally voted away this countries right to self determination (To the EU) and the dismantling of a justice system that was once the envy of the free world (The recognition of Sharia Law in the UK)


we warned against this in our posts on Monday, 21 January 2008
'We want to offer sharia law to Britain' and on numerous occasions since.

Our position has NOT changed,
Great Britain has a legal system that applies equally to all those who live in the UK, if certain sections do not find this to their liking they MUST move to a country that offers them a system, of justice they are happy to live under and abide by.

The UK does not need Sharia Law, we do not want Sharia Law and mark these words this is the first step to the Islamification of the once great United Kingdom, now a third world shit hole already world renown as a haven for extreme Islamic feeling and haven for Islamic terrorists.

There is now to make an omlette without breaking eggs, ISLAM need to outlawed as as proscribed system in the UK and fuck world opinion.

The pictures above are an warning of what faces us in the UK in the very near future, only the words on the placards will read kill all Christians Jew and non believers who do not convert to the one true faith, and the reality is the Islamic religious Police will be rounding up those who attend churches and Synagogues in the UK.

We shall be keeping a watching brief in the meantime here is the unbelievable statement by the traitors in the Palace of Westminster.


ISLAMIC law has been ushered into Britain by the back door.

Ministers have quietly given Sharia courts power to rule on Muslim civil cases.

These range from divorce and financial disputes to domestic violence. But furious Tories said the step “pandered to Islamic extremists”. MP Philip Davies said: “There can be only one legal system — British law. This will lead to a segregated society.”

Powers of Sharia judges have been sanctioned at five courts in London, Birmingham, Bradford, Manchester and Nuneaton, Warwicks.

Two more are planned for Glasgow and Edinburgh. If both parties in a dispute agree to abide by their rulings, they are enforceable with the full power of the judicial system.

Sheikh Faiz-ul-Aqtab Siddiqi, whose Muslim Arbitration Tribunal runs the courts, used a clause in the Arbitration Act 1996. It allows Sharia hearings to be classed as ‘arbitration tribunals’.


But Shadow Home Secretary Dominic Grieve said: “If these tribunals are passing binding decisions I would consider such action unlawful.” (Dont speak DO and show us you are the party of the moment, your moment is come.)

Wednesday, 10 September 2008

Noel attacked by a "fan" are you sure?

Oasis cancel gig as Noel Gallagher fails to recover from fan attack

Oasis have canceled a performance in Canada because guitarist Noel Gallagher needed more time to recover from injuries he sustained when a "fan" attacked him on stage.

This amazing statement confused some in the Smugboard offices for the following reason.

Definition of the word "Fan": An enthusiastic devotee, follower, or admirer of a sport, pastime, celebrity, etc.: a music fan; a great fan of Charlie Chaplin.


Well all we can say is whatever kind of fan he is supposed to be, he clearly is not an Oasis "Fan" is he!

We wonder when journalists will stop using silly expressions such as these?

Joy Rider: Car Thief
Happy Slapping: Documented Assault
Asylum Seeker: Ponce
Politician: Hypocrite
Muslim: Terrorist
Human Rights Act: Wasters Charter
Multiculturalism: Kissing wogs arses





Wednesday, 3 September 2008

Good Clean Livin, home Lovin, God Fearin Folk


Oh and by the way the one on the right with the lovely big tits "Bristol" (How apt) well, she goes like the clappers. The problem is she is up the duff.
Which must be a bit of an embarrasment to her Republican mother Sarah Palin the govenor of Alaska and John McCains running mate.
Palin's anti-abortion and pro-gun record have excited conservatives and party activists, but given the fact most of their right wing extreme christian supporters actualy belive in burning fornicators, this should prove to be an interesting few weeks.
We at the Smugboad like nothing better than watching a greedy self serving hypocrites squirming (Thats Politicians to you and I) and this is going to be a beauty, how could the little harlot do it to mummy!
We cannot begin to imagine the shit the poor little cow is going to be getting from all those interested parties with all that money at stake.
Bristol Palin, one of John McCain's running mate's five children with husband, Todd, is five months pregnant and is going to going to keep the child and marry the father, the Palins said in a statement released today. (And given the fact mummy has nailed her anti abortion colours to the mast, she is going to have the bastard wether she wants it or not, and given her Boyfriend has already said he does NOT like or want Kids I dont think she is in for a great life somehow)

Senior McCain campaign officials said the presidential candidate knew of Bristol's pregnancy when he selected Mrs Palin last week and that he decided that it did not disqualify the 44-year-old governor in any way. (Yeah right, we bet he really went looking for a political liability as a running mate)

However, sceptics of Mr McCain's choice will raise questions of how thoroughly he vetted Mrs Palin before choosing her. Mr McCain has already admitted to having met Mrs Palin, who has only been a governor for 20 months, just once. (But he no doubt thought she looks like a bit of a goer!)

Tuesday, 2 September 2008

EU gets totaly "Owned" by the Russians

The EU has received another embarrassing lesson in international power broking.


The Russians said
Russia praised the European Union on Tuesday for taking a "responsible approach" to its conflict with Georgia by declining to impose sanctions on Moscow but said the EU had failed to understand its reasons for intervening.

Translated this means:

Good boy, glad you decided to see sense and keep your insignificant noses out of our business, in future don't mess in things you don't understand.

they also said

Ahead of a visit by U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney to U.S. allies in the region, a Kremlin aide said he expected Washington would also opt against imposing sanctions.

Translated this means:

Just to show you how strong a hand we hold over all of you with all those energy supplies, we are prepared to let the yanks
(The only really big players on the world stage) know we wont be pushed around by them either.


In short this is nothing less than a declaration that the Russians are not going to take any notice at all of the EU showing the world what a totally insignificant sham it really is.

Our guess is the EU will
hang the UK out to dry with gormless Gordon carry on playing the international strongman , whilst they all pretend its all OK with the Russians and quietly forget all about those silly old sanctions.

Just wait and see.


Clueless

This is Alistair Darling he is a clown in Gordon Browns "Circus Labour" as a joke, Gordon put him in charge of our economy.

This is what he says on Saturday

Saturday 29th August: Chancellor Alastair Darling said at the weekend that the economy faces is now facing its worst predicament in 60 years

And this is what he says just three days later

Tuesday 2nd September: Chancellor Alistair Darling said on Tuesday he was optimistic Britain would get through its current economic difficulties.

What Happened?

our national currency already weakened against the Euro crashed

This is what we say right now,

Tuesday 2nd September: Chancellor Alistair Darling, you are a clueless prick, resign immediately before you completely destroy our economy.

Monday, 1 September 2008

The French presidancy of the EU falls back on a strategy that worked so well for France and Germany in the past ...... Total Surrender


Compiègne the site of a previous French & German surrender.

Well we thought we might have to wait a little longer but you can always rely on the French not to hang about when it comes to a complete surrender, especially when they are egged on by the Germans.

"Gordon Brown failed in his mission to secure tough action against Russia after France and Germany persuaded other European Union leaders to give Moscow a second chance"

See, and you thought we were joking about the Russians giving the EU the finger

Still we suppose it is an area the French have some expertise in! As for Gormless Gordon and his "tough talking" your clown Darling has helped the pound on the international money markets no end with his little chat at the weekend hasnt he!

Please leave international matters alone Gordon, Your "Circus Labour" clearly know even less about that than attempting to run a national economy
.

This is how scared the Russians are of the European Union !!!!!!!

This is exactly what the Russians think of that corrupt gravy train known as the EU or EP! (We Translate)

UP Yours Arsehole.

Yep the Russian are planning to do exactly what they like with anyone who fucks with, what they still consider their own territory. And they are really not that bothered what the greedy self important wankers in Brussels think say or do!

BRUSSELS (Reuters) - European Union countries faced a struggle to keep a united front on Russia at an emergency summit on Monday, with splits emerging over whether to punish Moscow for its intervention in Georgia.

Diplomats expect EU leaders to condemn Russia for its military campaign and subsequent recognition of two Georgian rebel regions as independent states under its protection.

and the Russian response?

Russia shrugged off the prospect of strong words from the EU, with Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov insisting the Georgia campaign had set a standard for how Moscow would defend its interests in future.

In Short they have the EU by the Bollocks and as usual they do not have a clue what to do about it!!

You can just imagine it cant you, some Euro Tzar discussing the Russians whilst eating a 6 course elevenses with champagne and caviar.

"we never have these problems with states like Rumania, Bulgaria etc when they wanted to join the EU they did exactly what we told them"

Of course they did you were just giving away the UK's contributions in that case! the Russians have so much wealth the EU should be going on its fucking knees begging them to let us join with them!

France, Germany and Italy have said any punitive action against the bloc's largest energy supplier would be premature, (We bet they did! the French will be the first to break ranks to ensure their on going energy supply)


but Britain called on the 27-nation EU to suspend talks on a wide-ranging new partnership agreement with Russia in protest. (Brown is just the sort of prick to come up with that one)

The fact is all Europe needs Russian energy supplies, But the Russians still like the old soviet way of doing foreign policy e.g our way or no way! so the great and the Good in the EU are faced with a bit of a dilemma are they not!

See the scroungers in
Brussels desperately need to convey the impression the great European experiment has some teeth and indeed commands the respect of world nations, which we all know is complete fantasy. But we at the Smugboard think the Russians may just be about to blow the whole stinking gaff wide open.

With each mainland Eurostate rushing to protect their own energy supply first, we shall bear witness to an undignified rush to set up national alliances with Moscow.

As for the UK, shall we be making a dignified solo stand? No of course not, it's just that Gormless Gordon and his socialist failures don't know what is going on, so they take longer to figure out what to do about it!

Nice try
Brussels better luck next time, we are watching with great interest!!!!

Friday, 29 August 2008

Smugboard 100% correct yet again!






















Tragically we have been proven correct yet again.
Only yesterday we told you about the SCUM we had seen with our own eyes hovering just 21 miles across the channel in Calais just waiting to invade the UK and bring with it all that "wonderful multicultural diversity" found in a third world shit holes like Africa, Afghanistan, Pakistan, the Balkans.

You know the kind of thing GANG RAPE, AIDS, theft, fraud, deception, violent crime, blood feuds, vehicle crime, mysoginy, Islamic Terror, in fact these are the ONLY things those third world shit hole nations have to offer the rest of the world.

Tragicaly yesterday one naive young woman went to put the case for these maggots. She went alone into an area referred to by natives of Calais as the "Jungle"and got her self gang raped into the bargain.

French state prosecutor Philippe Muller said the rapist “could well have been” one of the human traffickers charging up to pounds £800 a time for a place in a truck or train making the 21 miles journey to Dover.

Mr Muller said: “There is a possibility that he could have been a people smuggler.

“The victim was raped and brutally attacked. She has very severe wounds around the mouth and scratch marks on her face.

“We have two photo-fit pictures based on her evidence, and on that of a third party who saw her with the rapist before the attack.”

The woman was taking photographs of a gang of immigrants outside one of the shelters around twilight, despite being warned by police not to approach the camp alone.


It should be remembered that these are just the "Dungbeetles" that have not yet made it into Britain! there can be no doubt their monsterous attitudes & behaviour is no different to the millions that came in before them

yet when they get here our Socialist leaders and local authorities say we need to, "understand their plight" "care for their needs" "provide for them"

NO they need to be forcibly deported back to where they came from or back to France if we cannot find their place of origin, we do not want them, we do not need them, They have no reason to come here, they have no right to come here and we certainly cannot afford them being here especially the damage they do to our nation in terms of their monstrous behaviour and their drain on our tax payers!

Calais got a right wing mayor, we need a right wing government that will deal with this foul pestulance just waiting to futher infect our nation.

Thursday, 28 August 2008

What to see the true state of England? just leave for a holiday

I have been on my annual holiday this year I chose France.

How refreshing to find a civilised country that places IT's traditional lifestyle culture and values ABOVE those of those who wish to settle there from outside.

No multilingual signage in Arabic, Hindi or Urdu pandering to poncing immigrants here, Just the good old French language and French values, they have a refreshing "do it our way or fuck off" approach to those who go there and expect them to bend to suit them, not like the UK where the immigrant is king In France, if you put nothing in? You get nothing out that's the way it should be here.

However returning through Calais was a depressing experience with dozens of Niggers, Wogs Kykes and other flotsam and scum, sneaking about probing the French and British defences to get to the land of Free Money, Houses & TV's England! and all so they can continue the work their predecessors have so successfully started, what is that you ask?

Turning the UK into yet another charachter less Third World Shit Hole.

I had to travel on a bus the day after my return I was the only white person on the bus for the entire journey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hasnt this joke has gone on long enough?

Big Brother the flagship "Trailer Trash TV" production for the "Oh My God" generation.
Is apparently "shocking its viewers" by providing them with precisely the kind of low IQ vicarious entertainment they crave!

But dear reader, before you take heart and start thinking the UK's patois grunting masses are finally waking up to the fact that "LCD TV" (Lowest Common Denominator TV) is nothing better than optical diarrhoea

It was only 1000 complaints, but this was sufficient for BB to use to raise the profile of this tawdrey waste of airtime.


anyway read this and mourn the passing of quality British broadcasting.


Viewers objected when Darnell Swallow and Rex Newmark urged Australian housemate Sara Folino to flash her boobs, before branding her a "s***" and an "ugly b****".

Ofcom, the independent TV watchdog, received a record 900-plus complaints about the Big Brother highlights show, which was screened on Channel Four on Tuesday night.

Sara, 27, was so upset she fled into the house diary room, where she burst into tears and told production staff she could not understand why Darnell was being "so horrible".

Yesterday Big Brother called Rex and Darnell into the diary room where they were each issued with an official warning.

Darnell, who started giving Sara grief after she rejected his advances, tried to defend his actions to Big Brother.

He said: "I feel like she represents basically how my life on the outside world goes with women.

"I got annoyed or whatever, obviously she knows that I don't think that she is an ugly b****.

"Everything I say to her goes in one ear and out the other, unless it's something like negative, then that has to be something that's set in stone. I think that's what I was miffed about."

A spokeswoman for Ofcom confirmed: "We have received just over 900 complaints about the Big Brother programme shown on Channel Four on Tuesday (Aug 26). We cannot divulge the details of the complaints at this stage.

The ninth season of Big Brother, which has been running for three months so far, has attracted a total of between 3,500 and 4,000 complaints.

A spokeswoman for Big Brother said: "Rex has apologised to Sara, and Darnell understands that his behaviour was not acceptable."

In Wednesday night's live show, Sara and fellow housemate Lisa Appleton, both up for eviction this week, each won £25,000 in a special game.

This joke has gone on long enough, get this rubbish OFF our airways NOW

Tuesday, 5 August 2008

More Stupid White Trash

Will white girls ever realise Niggers (Especially Muslim Niggers) are ALL bad news? These stupid lazy fools are only any good at mugging lying and producing illegitimate children for the rest of us who pay tax to bring up.

Cara

Cara Marie Burke with Mohamed D'Ali Carvalho dos Santos

The remains of Cara Marie Burke, 17, were found in the town of Bonfinopolis in central Brazil

They were located near to where her Brazilian boyfriend, Mohammed D'Ali dos Santos, 20, said he had thrown them in a bag, police chief Carlos Raimundo Batista said. (What a fucking stupid name surely that should have given the daft tart some kind of warning)

Cara's torso was discovered last Tuesday in her suitcase near a river in the nearby city of Goiania, where Santos and she had shared an apartment for a couple of months before their break-up a few weeks ago.

On Sunday an unemployed man found Cara's left leg in a creek in Bonfinopolis, leading police to the spot where the other remains were recovered.

Santos, according to police, has confessed to the crime, saying he fatally stabbed Cara on July 26 because she was going to reveal his cocaine habit to his family and to police.

Mohammed D'Ali Carvalho Santos

Santos has apparently confessed

Detectives also suspect he acted in anger because he was unable to get Cara to marry him in order to get him a visa to live in Britain. His mother lives in London, as does Cara's.

Santos allegedly cut up Cara's body the day after her murder and disposed of the remains in two different locations. An initial search for the limbs and head on Friday failed to turn up anything.

Police said that immediately after his arrest, Santos confessed to the murder and mutilation, and tried to offer a bribe to be let go.

Santos changed his story several times while speaking to the press, at one point saying he "did not exactly" kill Cara.

However, Brazilian police said Santos officially signed a confession on Friday and that they had retrieved the knife and gloves used in the crime.

Santos's mobile phone also allegedly contained photographs of Cara's dismembered body.



Evil Dishonest Corrupt Lying Hypocrites and that is just the IOC!


With all the worlds biggest multinationals conveniently ignoring the fact that China is run by the biggest bunch of evil gangsters since the German Nazi party, in their haste to "Gain a foothold" in the worlds biggest market. The crooks on the IOC (International Olympic Committee) have NEVER been in a better position to use their high level contacts (In this case in Peking) to feather their own foul nests!


But here is the reality of life in China:

Human rights violations in the People's Republic of China (PRC) remain systematic and widespread. The Chinese government continues to suppress dissenting opinions and maintains political control over the legal system, resulting in an arbitrary and sometimes abusive judicial regime.
The lack of accountability of the government and the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) means that abuses by officials often go unchecked.
The most common types of abuses, including arbitrary detention, torture and ill-treatment of prisoners, severe restrictions on freedom of expression and association and violations specific to women.


And in a further effort to distort the reality of life in China this is the latest foul distortion of the truth they have created.

LONDON (Reuters) - Whatever happened to the Mongolian prostitutes? Where have all the "money boys" gone?

Looking for a high-class hooker in the lobby of a five-star hotel? It could be a tough assignment.

Anyone hoping for some readily available sex-for-sale in Beijing during the Olympics may be in for a shock. China is clearly keen to portray a squeaky clean image at the Summer Games and picture postcard Beijing is a top priority.

Prostitution is illegal in China. Banished after the Communist revolution in 1949, it returned with a vengeance in the 1980s when the country embarked upon economic reforms and started opening to the outside world.

For prostitutes and pole dancers alike, pickings now are slim. They cannot wait for the Olympics to end.

Climbing down from her pole in a sparsely populated bar in Beijing's Sanlitun area, 22-year-old Yang Shuo sighed.

"Business is OK but it could be better," she said. "It's the Olympics, you know. Police are cracking down on places like this."

Looking out on a tacky bar filled with a handful of customers, she said: "I am looking forward to the Olympics finishing."

For the oldest profession in the world, drumming up clients at the Olympics is hard work.

"Business is terrible," confessed one prostitute as she strode up to a passing westerner in a downtown Beijing street offering "Sex, Sex, Sex".

"We have been thrown out of the hotels," said the woman in her mid-30s, wearing a low-strung orange top. "We have to do our business on the streets and cut our prices."

"CLOSED FOR RENOVATION"

She normally charges 600 yuan (45 pounds) for three hours. The special Olympic price is now down to 500 yuan.

"I hate the Olympics. We can't wait for them to finish -- then business can return to normal."

The outlook was equally bleak at a bar once notorious as a haunt for picking up Mongolian prostitutes. The guard outside said: "It is closed for renovation. It will not be re-opening until September."

Trying to find out how business was for the money boys -- China's name for gay rent boys -- was not easy. None was prepared to talk unless you paid them first.

The Chinese government has told discos, karaoke bars and other entertainment venues to install windows in private rooms and ensure staff dress modestly in an effort to crack down on prostitution and drugs.

The Ministry of Public Security has decreed that entertainment venues must install transparent partitions between rooms that ensure "the whole environment of the consumer's entertainment area in the room can be seen".

Discos and karaoke bars in China frequently have private rooms for hire and are a favourite place for businessmen to entertain guests, sometimes with prostitutes.

Skimpy outfits were also officially discouraged. Staff members should "dress tastefully and not be too exposing".


And hey Presto Communist China is as virtuous as you like!!!! It is of course all complete BOLLOCKS!

We say "Do not go to the most corrupt Olympics in history" "Don't watch it on TV" "Don't listen to it on the radio" JUST IGNORE IT. They only want them to try to con us that they are a legitimate state and they are NOT they bought the IOC dont let them buy you!

Thursday, 31 July 2008

These Olympics Stink















As you can see from the pictures above, the greedy self interested PIG's on the IOC really do not give a flying fuck about the the sport part of the Olympics just the backhanders!

Who in their right mind would have awarded the Olympic games to a country with such massive pollution levels?

and it gets worse the corrupt chinese govt are now making proclamations that there will be "clean air for the Olympics"!

The uneducated pesants in the fields of China might belive them when they tell them "Yet again the glorious revolution has suceeded in over producing tractors" but surely the rest of the world should not pretend not to notice that the corrupt communists claim of "Clean Air" for the olympics is equaly complete bollocks???

BEIJING (Reuters) - Beijing has vowed the Olympic Games will take place under blue skies, not the murky "sauna" haze that has shrouded the city recently, but even on apparently clear days pollution levels may not be safe for athletes.

Officials lavished 120 billion yuan ($17.6 billion) on cleaning up the capital with factories dozens of miles away closed down, construction halted, and over half the city's 3.3 million cars cleared from the roads. (thise will cease imediatly the games have finished of course)

Still, even when Beijing says the air is clear, athletes and their coaches may have cause for concern.

Most Chinese air pollution standards are outside World Health Organization guidelines. Moreover, experts say that the pollution index China uses to tell ordinary citizens whether the air is safe -- a "blue sky" day -- is seriously flawed.

It only uses average measurements across the capital, so some spots could have dangerous levels even when overall readings say it is safe to venture out. And some hazardous pollutants are not included in the index, experts say.

Wednesday, 30 July 2008

These are the Real Scum of the Earth











Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics .


29 have been accused of spouse abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

9 have been accused of writing bad cheque's

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which organisation is this ?

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.

What a bunch of crooks and wasters we have running our country - it says it all. And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country!!

If you agree that this is an appalling state of affairs, please pass it on to everyone you know. It's time to stand up to this lot

Harriet Harman has been forced to deny plotting against Gordon Brown

Harriet Harman does not need to reassure any of us as to her leadership aspirations.
This Woman is so criminally incompetent and self serving I hope she does get it, Even the British public as not so stupid as to put her in a position of power ever again.

Circus Labour are in their final death throws and we could not be happier

Why even go to the Caribbean on honeymoon?

The Caribbean is a violent third world shit hole fact! so why the fuck to people want to even go there? fashion? vanity? stupidity?
We feel very sorry for the young couple murdered there, lets hope it acts as a warning to others.

Tuesday, 29 July 2008

You should ALL Boycott the unjust Peking Olympics

We at the Smugboard and anyone else with any sense ALWAYS knew the corrupt Chinese regime only wanted the games to be able to use them as a massive global propaganda opportunity.

In fact the bastards in Peking (Bejing) are using the Olympics as an opportunity to shut down ALL voices opposed to their vile corrupt regime!


Tim Hancock, UK campaigns director for Amnesty International says "The Chinese authorities have broken the promises they made when they were granted the Olympics seven years ago.

"They told the world that the Olympics would help bring human rights to China, but the government continues to persecute and punish those who speak out for human rights ahead of the Games.

"The Olympic values have been betrayed by the Chinese government. They must release all imprisoned peaceful activists, allow foreign and national journalists to report freely and make further progress towards the elimination of the death penalty - or risk permanently sullying the legacy of the Olympics."


The report focuses on four key areas: persecution of human rights activists, detention without trial, censorship and the death penalty.


It says most of these have deteriorated in the run up to the Olympics, which begin on August 8.

Amnesty claims several activists are being held in prison or under house arrest and monitored to ensure they do not disrupt the Games.


Mr Hancock added: "World leaders attending the Games - even if it's only the closing ceremony - should send an unequivocal message that they support human rights for the Chinese people.


The fact is the PIG's on the worlds second biggest gravy train the International Olympic committee IOC (The first of course being the European assembly / parliament) do not give a FUCK about the rights of the poor Chinese people, all they can see are the huge financial and material rewards they will be able to reap from one of the worlds richest and corrupt regimes.


Hmm wasn't it the pigs that said "some animals are more equal than others"?

Friday, 18 July 2008

Scandal of LDA's missing millions

Tens of millions of pounds of public money were squandered by Ken Livingstone's development agency, a report says today.

The investigation into the London Development Agency, ordered by Boris Johnson, outlines a string of failings including "ineptitude" and "massive misspending". The Forensic Audit Panel, headed by former financial journalist Patience Wheatcroft, was set up after revelations in the Standard about apparent financial irregularities at the LDA.

Today's report also raises the prospect of a similar investigation into Transport for London.

It calls for the LDA to be stripped of its role in the 2012 Olympics and for £8 million-of cuts across the Greater London Authority. Ms Wheatcroft said: "Our investigations have left us in no doubt that money has been misspent on a massive scale, say tens of millions.

"We're of the view that it was ineptitude rather than corruption that was the biggest blight on the LDA.

"The board failed to ensure the LDA worked effectively. Instead it seemed to have adopted the notion that in many ways the LDA was there to serve as the Mayor's chequebook and that chequebook has been used to write some rather interesting pay-offs to people who have left the LDA.

"It poured money into projects that failed to work out and failed to deliver.

"The LDA's efforts to tackle the problem [unemployment] have been hopelessly flawed and ultimate responsibility for this must lie with the board." She said the panel had been "very nervous" in looking at allegations of misspending by Mr Livingstone's former race and policy adviser Lee Jasper as they were being investigated by police.

Ms Wheatcroft also cited "unusual" spending when giving board member Yvonne Thompson her £17,000 salary for 15 months despite standing down.

Ms Thompson, who once accompanied Mr Jasper to New York on an LDA business trip, quit last year after allegations were made that the African Caribbean Business Network - of which she was president - received funding for projects which it did not deliver.

Another executive, Tony Winterbottom, got a year's sabbatical followed by a £75,000 pay-off and £160,000 into a pension fund and was then given another £20,000 job. The report also highlights:

• A £30,000 project to research London's weather trends in a bid to rival the Met Office.

• A £456,633 contract for street improvements which was not let competitively.

• A lack of checks on groups being awarded cash, with £36,900 given to the European Federation of Black Women Business Owners despite the company being dormant most of the time.

The panel also recommends that the delivery of the Olympics should be taken away from the LDA and the organisation completely reshaped.

Ms Wheatcroft said: "Part of the problem of the LDA was that it tried to do too much." Instead, Ms Wheatcroft suggests the LDA would act as a "strategic commissioner" working with the boroughs and the charity sector.

The LDA last year got a £740 million budget, mainly from City Hall, to promote London's economy.

Mr Livingstone, Manny Lewis, the former chief executive of the LDA and Mary Reilly, the former chairwoman of the board, all refused to appear before the audit panel. Led by Ms Wheatcroft, former editor of the Sunday Telegraph, the panel's members included two Conservative council leaders as well as the Mayor's business adviser. They were Stephen Greenhalgh, leader of Hammersmith & Fulham council, Edward Lister, leader of Wandsworth, Patrick Frederick, chief executive of Aimex International, and Andrew Gordon, head of investigations within the forensic services group of PricewaterhouseCoopers.

The report was rubbished by vicechair of the LDA and Labour member of the London Assembly John Biggs. He said: "This is just a bunch of Tory politicians who have seized the opportunity raised by the Lee Jasper affair to rubbish the good works of the LDA. As a board member I'm proud of the board's achievement and believe we've achieved a massive amount of good. The very nature of our work means we work among areas of likely market failure where you won't see a return."

Speaking at the Mayor's question time at City Hall, Mr Johnson also revealed that his predecessor had spent £17.4 million on mayoral consultants in his two terms and that TfL had spent £155 million on technical consultants in just one year. He gave the figures as "an example of excessive spending" under the last regime. Mr Johnson said: "There has been growing public concern about the LDA and that large sums of taxpayers' money are being wasted and therefore I thought it would be a good idea to commission a report. This is to make sure we run things better and make sure it never happens again."


We think this post to the London Evening Standard web site by - Les, middlesbrough, UK
sums it up perfectly

We're continually told that the ethnic minorities are under-represented in society. Not in fraud and crime they're not!


Welcome? to Sout AFFRRICCAA! Take our advice boycott World Cup 2010 for your own safety





It seems our message that South Africa is NOT the place to hold a world cup as it is dangerous and simply cannot cope is finally getting through!

Here is a taste of what football fans can REALLY expect to find greeting them in South Africa when they pour in for World Cup 2010.


Of course we know South Africa should NEVER have been awarded the games but Sepp Blatter had to pay for the Africans support at his one candidate election so they got the World Cup.


BUT of course the PC word coming out of the high up’s in SA says: "crime is not a problem", it is best to remember that you will not keep your job long in SA if you tell people the truth about the place, which is that the country now a 3rd world shit hole with no public transport, very few safe hotels, is ridden with Violence, AID’s, corruption and anti white sentiment!

The Stadiums are NOT completed and (as we have said here before) WILL NOT be completed in time they never would have been, Africans are sadley incapable of organising anything.


And by the way those who point to the success of the Rugby world cup as a reason to belive in the SA ability to be ready for the FIFA World Cup, what they fail to tell you that those stadiums were built under the white regime and the rugby clubs and the tournament was run and organised by WHITES!


But the area of greatest concern to us is the violence and crime found in all wog countries and South Africa is no exception indeed far from it.


Here are the crime statistics for just one 24 hour period in South Africa. BY any country's standards, these crime statistics would be shameful, let alone a nation about to host one of the world's greatest sporting events

· 50 murders 34,600 by World Cup 2010!

· 55 attempted killings 38,060 by World Cup 2010!

· 99 rapes 68,508 by 2010! That is over three times the figures for the UK so boys take good care of your ladies unless you like white girls with illegitimate half breed kids and aids!!

· 324 robberies 23,6664 by World Cup 2010!

· 575 assaults 39,7900 by World Cup 2010!

· 651 burglaries 45,0492 by World Cup 2010!

· 39 car jackings 26,988 by World Cup 2010!

Well done Sepp Blatter South Africa sounds like a great place to go……………. NOT


Thomas Eastes is chairman of Gun Owners Of South Africa, a body representing 2.5 MILLION people who keep firearms in their home. He said: “I fear a tragedy. The government needs to do something or lives could be lost. “There is a huge criminal element in this country and it’s out of control.

“People are getting shot for a tiny amount of money. “All these criminals will look at the World Cup in 2010 as a wonderful opportunity. There will be hundreds of thousands of visitors with dollars and Pounds and euros.

“The security chiefs say they will have it under control but the football authorities should do surveys with people on the street. “Lies are being told and everyone says the politically correct thing about crime not being a problem in two years’ time.But in my opinion the police are not capable of defending the people of this country now.”


Motorists are advised, if driving at night, to drive through red lights rather than risk a car-jacking. And driving itself is a danger As there is no public transport (Oh didn't they tell you that?!) means nearly everyone gets behind a wheel (Just look at how they drive here!), and many of them drink. Last year, 11,577 fatal crashes were caused by alcohol.


Every small business has barred windows and panic buttons and gangs regularly bomb cashpoint machines in a bid to rob them.

Yet police insist they will have everything under control for 2010 and that visitors will be safe.

Vice is also so out of control in South Africa that members of the South African government are putting serious thought into legalizing prostitution for the 2010 World Cup, (They might as well the police will be snowed under just trying to stop the muggers and anyway whores will be flooding in from all over Africa) as they know they simply do not have enough police to deal with the huge amount of violence they are expecting to be committed against visitors to World Cup 2010. It should be noted that aids infection amongst African Whores runs at 92%!!! amongst the highest in the world and many have nasty parasitic infections so be careful what you think is a nipple could well turn out to be a maggot!


So our message is if you have to go, keep you trousers up and your pants or you are going to die an embarrassing painful slow death.

Yet South Africa’s shameful crime record is only now triggering alarm bells at football’s governing body, FIFA and there is a good chance that it may yet be hosted by a civilised nation but if they insist on giving it to the sambo's

We say do NOT go to South Africa it IS a third world shit hole that could easily KILL you.