And you all thought Muslims couldnt get any more stupid and backward!!!!!

200 mosques in Mecca are facing the WRONG way for prayers!!!!
All that praying for the west to be smashed gone unheard, what rotten luck!

Here are some pictures to show you just how STUPID and hypocritical these cretins are!

Police have warned the fiancé of a rape victim to shut down a Facebook site he set up to catch the attacker in case it 'victimises' the criminal

The Police are in a sticky situation on this one!

They are more likely concerned that IF they ever catch this maniac, he will be dealt with leniently as he will be able to say "he has been victimised" and his human rights have been infringed, and he will then put in a counter claim and sue his victims fiancée!

BUT do not blame the Police they are trying to help it is the "Human Rights Act" that is to blame yet again! lets get it gone NOW


No doubt Cheri Blair will have already volunteered to represent him as we speak!

Shes a fiddler and he's a wanker

Is Smith a fit and proper person to hold office?

We already know Smith is useless, but it is becoming clearer by the day that she is not altogether "accurate" in what she tells us.


Illegal selection

Smith was selected to stand for election for Labour through an all-women shortlist. This method of selection was subsequently declared illegal in January 1996 as it breached sex discrimination laws. Despite the ruling she remained in place as the candidate for the following year's election

Expenses controversies

On 8 February 2009, the Mail on Sunday revealed that Smith had designated as her main residence a house owned by her sister in order to claim a parliamentary allowance for her constituency home, despite explicitly stating on her website that she "lives in Redditch with husband, Richard and sons James (13) and Michael (8). Smith has claimed more than £116,000 over six years from this arrangement, and additionally the policing cost is believed to be an additional £200,000 per annum.".

On 29 March 2009, it was revealed in the Sunday Express that Smith, in April 2008, had claimed expenses on an internet bill that contained two adult films, other pay per view films, and a premium television subscription package. Smith said it was a mistake, blaming her husband, and is going to re-pay the claim. (Oh nice attempt Smith)

(We would rather have a wank than face that as well mate)


Personal life

Smith married Richard J. Timney (born 1963 in Ealing, London) in October 1987 in Malvern, Worcestershire, and has two sons. She is a very keen supporter of Aston Villa whom she regularly enjoys watching in her spare time.

In December 2008, Timney was discovered to be behind a series of letters to newspapers praising the work of Smith, however he had failed to disclose that he was both her husband and in receipt of a £40,000 salary to manage her constituency office.

Anjem Choudary we have your marker sony

Anjem Choudary faces a number of major problems that will prevent him and his unholy rabble ever achieving their stated aim of seen the flag of allah flying over Whitehall. (Check out his bum boy trying to look intelligent in the picture!)

As with all late in life converts, Choudary has a total and unquestioning belief in the version of history taught him by those responsible for his “Brainwashing”. Their fanatical rhetoric has left him with a belief system that is based almost wholly on fictitious people events and deeds.

This works in favour of those who oppose him as he is unable to recognise the non believers strengths, his unwillingness to see Women as anything more than “A mans property” exposes a further flaw in his master plan as Females make up around 50% of the population and they will NOT be subjugated easily putting them in a tent and calling them sister will be no consolation either.

Certainly I know of NOT ONE Woman who is willing to give up their independence on the word of some Paki's imaginary friend.

But Choudary’s biggest mistake is, he forgets we don’t like Nazis in the UK (Or in Europe as a whole) and he and his posturing brainwashed cretin rabble would do well to check a real history book once in a while, to see what we did to the last “Nazi” and his friends who were going bend us all to "their" will and enslave us!

We wiped him, most of his followers and their values, off the face of the planet almost 70 years on we keep a lookout for any sight of a revival their vile Socio Political belief system and stamp on it.

So if Choudary wants to continue enjoying the freedom to follow his adopted religion I suggest he would do well to read his history the real one this time and we advise them to give up any idea of a claim on England and the rest of Britain we will not let them have it without a lot of Muslim blood shed.

Smith admits she has lost control on terror

BRITAIN is at an increased risk of attack from nuclear and dirty bombs, the Government today warns.

Clueless Home Secretary Jacqui Smith unveiled a document with the stark warning of the changing shape of terror threats.

It reveals: Changing technology and the theft and smuggling of CBRNE materials make this aspiration more realistic than it may have been.

The document outlines how terrorists have developed new types of explosives and new ways of using them Smith admitted: The terror threat against the UK remains at severe

Pakistan’s intelligence services are said to have passed information on to intelligence officials in the UK about militants now based in this country. Ms Smith said: We are concerned about the way the threat is evolving. We are concerned about these people travelling back and forth to Pakistan and training in Pakistan.

DONT PANIC! DONT PANIC!
Smith has had a "brilliant idea" the stupid bint is suggesting

A Home Guard of 60,000 civilians including office workers, retailers and hotel staff across the country will be trained to respond to terrorist threats.

The strategy will involve enlisting the widest range of people and making other citizens more vigilant about the threat of an attack.

By 2011, Britain will be spending 3.5billion a year on counter-terrorism!! the sharp eyed amongst you will quickly realise, this sum is a good deal less than Labour spends assisting criminals and potential terrorists to settle in the UK then providing them with social benefits so they don't have to interrupt their Religious mission of destroying the west by having to work for a living.

Smith listen this is how you solve this whole problem once and for all.

1. Close all Mosques Immediately

2. Make Islam a proscribed system

3. Ban religious dress for everyone not just Muslims

4. Repatriate all Muslims and their family's immediately to whence they came from, those members born here can stay but will not be able to practise Islam and must swear an oath of allegiance to the Queen and denounce Islam (They wont, they will go!)

5. Make it illegal for anyone to cover their face in a public place.

6. Sequestrate ALL Muslim assets in the UK to pay for a new improved boarder force

7. Revoke the human rights act

IS this what Labour has learned in 10 years of protecting the UK (SIC!) the second Home Guard in 63 years, and this one will only get 3 hours training including the Coffee break!!!! the Muslims must be pissing themselves

Something is going on and Labour is behind it

As much as we do not like conspiracy theory's, it seems as though there is a conspiracy at the very highest level of Government to elevate the influence of Islam in the UK.

After 7/7 attacks Tony Blair promised

" We will expel trouble makers" So far LABOUR have FAILED to expel even one Islamic trouble maker from the UK.


"we will close down mosques that preach hate"

To date LABOUR have FAILED to close even one mosque in the UK despite evidence that many still preach hatered against the west.

"We shall close down extremist web sites"

To date LABOUR have FAILED to close ANY Islamic extremist websites, despite promising a crackdown" They have the powers they came in with the Terrorism Act 2006.


The Government is spending £90million trying to divert some of our own citizens (Muslims) from attacking us! Something is fucking wrong somewhere.

If it were the BNP attacking people verbally, Labour would take action so fast your would miss it if you blinked your eye, Yet Muslims attack us verbally and NOTHING ever seems to be done about it (Apart from giving THEM 24 hour Police protection that is) so one has to draw the conclusion someone some where actually WANTS Islam to become dominant dont they!

Clueless and full of hot air!

SMITH the totally clueless Home Secretary foisted upon a hapless UK by Gormless Gordon our unelected Scotts Prime Minister.

Fresh from her recent successes such as :
How safe are the streets of London especially Lewisham!

Police Pay!

MP's Expenses!


Thought she was going to have a nice little initiative to launch that would take the public eye off her recent "difficulties" over her own expenses.

But surprise surprise she was outed for the useless pile of slogan bleating flesh she is.



Home Secretary Jacqui Smith was confronted by a campaigner at the launch of the Government's domestic violence action plan and accused of using "gimmicks" and "spin"

Sandra Holey, chief executive of Refuge, shocked officials at the round-table discussion in central London with a verbal assault on the Government's record.

She said Government action so far had been "piecemeal" and condemned plans reported today for a database of serial domestic abusers.

She said: "We have had enough talking - we need action. As for the perpetrators' register, it is a gimmick and doesn't address the root problem.

"The majority of violent men don't come to the attention of police and it won't keep women safe.

"Police can't be expected to monitor relationships and love lives of offenders."

She added: "The Government is hoping to get away with useless initiatives like this register and it is hypocritical to sound tough and do little."

She said the cases of Sabina Akhtar and Katie Summers showed not enough was being done.

Ms Smith tried to interrupt the tirade but was shouted down.

We can just imagine her sitting there with her silly mouth opening and closing with nothing meaningful coming out.... come to think of it that's exactly what she always does!


As we have said on numerous occasions we would love to see her trying to parallel park!

Something else Labour forgot about whilst making up slogans

The labour party has been so intent on its manipulation of the media since it election in 1997 that they have had their eye off the ball on a wide range of real issues and Ulster is just one of them!

Of course Gormless Gordon realises NOW that there is a great photo opportunity to be had so rushes off to Belfast quick as you like.

But we remember all those fine British service men and women lost in the service of politicians who could NEVER be worthy of them. We should never have given one single inch to Eire and its band of brigands the IRA.

When will the UK voters ever learn if you want your nations, education system, economy, society, immigration policy, police force, armed forces, national culture and identity: totally fucked up all you have to do is.

VOTE LABOUR

Why Pakistan must be banned from cricket.

Pakistan is a country full of violence and state funded terror training camps.

They provide a safe haven to people who actively encourage the radicalisation and recruitment of Muslims in the UK to fight AGAINST the UK!

Had this attack, (which carry's all the traditional hallmarks of Islam Cowardly and Random) been made in connection with an England football match we would have received a ban that would have run into decades!

Here are a few facts: Pakistan trained almost ALL the Taliban currently fighting our brave troops in Afghanistan in camps located in the north of Pakistan where the Pakistan government no matter what they say have absolutly NO control over the population only the Islamic ,

Pakistan ensured their religious brainwashing was supervised by extremist Wahhabi Mhullas specifically imported from Saudia Arabia as they are so anti western militant and extreme!

So exactly how, the Pakistani government can stand up and say we are doing all we can to prevent Islamic terrorism is of course nonsense!

Pakistan need banning for 20 years that might just make them think about joining the rest of the human race

BUT because its the Pakis all we hear is "we must support them" and "We should hold their test matches in the UK" This is WRONG allowing Pakistan to come to the UK now will allow free access to yet more Muslims who's only wish is to form up with those evil bastards already here to do us more harm.

We do not need or want Pakistanis in the UK they do NOT aspire to raise themselves to our level, they merely want to drag us down to their levels of hygiene behaviour and religion.

Trailor Trash Cinema AGAIN!

The film industry really are getting on out tits.
Not only do they feel the need to give out awards to people who do nothing else but play for a living!

We refer of course to their latest pile of dog shit "Bronson"
What on earth is the point of this tawdry tale? this man is NOT unfairly incarcerated, he is NO role model and he is not being treated unfairly,he is NOT a victim, so why this tawdry film? the answer? MONEY!

They know there is a shuffling grunting sub class here and in the USA country that will queue up to hand over their social payments to watch this kind of exploitative crap.

But instead of drawing a line in the sand ad saying "NO you cannot show this film" "sorry you have done your money perhaps you will think twice about your subject matter next time" our weak censors simply bow to the money men again.


Here are the FACTS about Charles Bronson (Not even his correct name!)

Bronson was initially jailed for seven years in 1974 for a bungled armed robbery, aged 21, during which he stole a mere £26.18. Contrary to popular belief, Bronson has never actually committed murder.

Bronson's sentence has been repeatedly extended for crimes committed within prison, which include wounding with intent, wounding, criminal damage, grievous bodily harm, false imprisonment, blackmail, and threatening to kill.

He has served 30 years of his 34 years in prison in solitary confinement due to a number of hostage situations, rooftop protests, repeated attacks on prison staff and on other inmates. His dangerous behaviour has meant that he has spent time in over 120 different prisons, including the infamous Broadmoor.

In 2000, Bronson received a discretionary life sentence (with a three year tariff) for a hostage-taking incident. His appeal against this sentence was denied in 2004.

Bronson was released on 30 October 1988 and spent 68 days as a free man, and then released again on 9 November 1992 and spent 53 days as a free man. He did, however, end up back behind bars before long on both occasions (first time he was arrested for robbery, the second time for conspiracy to rob.) Bronson has spent a total of only four months and nine days out of custody since 1974. Almost all of that time has been spent in solitary confinement.

In 1999 a special prison unit was set up for Bronson and two other violent prisoners from Woodhill (HM Prison), to reduce the risk they posed to staff and other prisoners.

He has not been allowed to mix with other prisoners since 1999.

Its all his own fault! don't waste your money watching this bollocks

Yet again the smug board is proved to be 100% CORRECT

This is that foul old stinker is Fiona MacKeown puffing on a hash or Crack pipe whilst on a tax payer funded holiday in the what she called the "Pikeys Paradise"

recent facts have come to light proving that our view on the whole matter was correct! (No Surprise to us!)

She DID abandon her daughter to a known drug dealer and NOT to a caring family group as she claimed!

She DID know Scarlett was heavily involved in the drug scene and was actively taking and dealing drugs

She DID stop people who were concerned for her childs welfare from intervening in her demise!

We hope this disgusting creature has to face some stiff questioning and a decent period in prison SOON.

Yet more African problems caused by.........................

AFRICANS who else!

This particular charmer is president of Guinea-Bissau, Joao Bernardo Vieira who after "allegedly" having the army chief of staff General Tagme Na Waie assassinated by bomb. has now in turn been killed by those Tribesmen supporting Na Waie in the military.

All these third world shit holes operate with the same laughable tribal mud hut mentality they have for a thousand years!
Yet the WOGS always blame us Europeans for their problems!

Guinea-Bissau, is a shit hole thats entire economy is run by DRUGS.
In fact the only position any so called leader in this desolate crap hole is ever going to achieve is that of No1 Drug Lord.


Anyway feel free to read the santised version below.

Gunfire and the sound of heavy weapons were heard echoing around the presidential palace and across the West African country's riverside capital early on Monday.

Guinea-Bissau, a former Portuguese colony, is a key conduit for South American cocaine smuggled into Britain and further political chaos after years of coups could allow an even greater surge in drugs shipments to Europe.

Guards said the president, a former military ruler who returned to power after elections in 2005, had been shot dead and that his body was lying in his quarters at the palace.

Diplomats and government officials in Bissau, the capital, could not immediately be reached for comment.

A military spokesman said the raid was carried out by soldiers loyal to General Tagme Na Waie, the army chief of staff and a long-time opponent of Mr Vieira, who was killed in a bomb at his headquarters late on Sunday.

"President Vieira was killed by the army as he tried to flee his house which was being attacked by a group of soldiers close to the chief of staff Tagme Na Waie, early this morning," said spokesman Zamora Induta.

Guinea Bissau, a tiny, poor nation of 1.6 million people on the West Africa's Atlantic Ocean coast, has been riven by years of coups and civil war.

With few functioning security structures and an easily corruptible civil service and police force, it has recently become a key conduit for South American cocaine being smuggled to Europe.

Regional analysts refer to it as a 'virtual narcostate'.

Mr Vieira, 69, had been president on and off for nearly 23 years. He was returned to power in 2005 elections, six years after the end of a civil war that had driven him from office. Gen Tagme served in the military junta which overthrew Mr Vieira in the 1990s.

Tensions between the military and the presidency have been simmering since Mr Vieira hired a 400-strong personal bodyguard to protect him after a rocket-propelled grenade attack on his residence in November last year.

This drove a wedge between him and the powerful military, who demanded that they were responsible for internal security.

"The country will start up now. This man had blocked any momentum in this small country," Mr Induta said, referring to Mr Vieira.

But the head of the West African regional economic grouping, Ecowas, said Mr Vieira's death was 'very serious'.

"It's not only the assassination of a president or a chief of staff, it's the assassination of democracy," said Mohamed Ibn Chambas of the Economic Community of West African States. (Dont make us laugh this bloke is a Muslim! and we know how big on democracy they are! Just show us ONE just ONE African democracy? the fact is Africans are not yet well enough developed to be allowed to work with the developed nations)

Gordon Brown has promised there will be "no rewards for failure"

Gordon Brown today called for the former Head of Royal Bank of Scotland Sir Fred Goodwin (Knighted by Labour for wait for it........ Services to Banking! This PROVES labours incompetency beyond any doubt) to give up his ludicrous pension, stating there can be "no rewards for failure"

It is good news to know that when "Circus Labour" gets booted out of power at the next election that Gormless Gordon and ALL his clowns will be forgoing their pension rights!

Rihanna's untrained pet turns on her

Together ... Chris Brown and Rihanna leave party in the car

POP star RIHANNA suffered "horrific" injuries after an alleged assault by her homie CHRIS BROWN, US reports claim.

Brown allegedly received a sexy text message from ANOTHER woman and his GIRLFRIEND challenged him about it, he being the CLASSY guy he is beat her up for challenging his desire to do what he wants!

The Umbrella singer is believed to have bite marks on her arms and major contusions to both sides of her face, a split lip, swelling, bruising and a bloody nose, showbiz website TMZ reports.

US sources said he lashed out after the Umbrella singer accused him of flirting with another woman. (Ohhh as if he would do that! What a joke its standard behaviour for his kind) The trouble kicked off after the couple left a pre-Grammys party - in a Lamborghini sports car. Both later pulled out of performances at Sunday’s awards show. (No shit! she is an 8 stone girl after going 10 rounds with a "Martial Arts expert I bet she looked like a couple of pounds of mince NOT good for the cameras, so no supprise there then)

A source said: “Inside the party they were very lovey-dovey, but later on they were arguing.

Getaway ... Chris Brown & assorted nig nogs spotted boarding private jet in Los Angeles

“Rihanna is now doing a lot of soul searching over whether their relationship can last. Only time will tell.” (Don't waste your time love, he is a nasty violent ni88a they dont change, its instinct get rid )

Martial arts expert Brown is said to have fled after the 12.30am bust-up at the roadside in LA’s swanky Hancock Park area.(I understood all the martial arts experts are taught to use self control clearly this does not apply to the lower orders!!)

He allegedly went into hiding in a hotel and later handed himself in to cops.

Meanwhile Rihanna, 20, was rushed to hospital after dialling 911 from the hired car.

A source said: “Rihanna was distraught, she had bruises on her face, a bloody nose and sore lip. She was interviewed by police at the hospital before being released a few hours later.”

An eyewitness at the Cedars-Sinai hospital told website radaronline.com: "Rihanna was clearly very upset by what had happened and I could hear her screaming. Rihanna was trying to get her point across about something, she sounded like she was crying as she tried to get her point across."

Brown, 19, was charged with suspicion of making criminal threats and released on $50,000 bail. If found guilty he could face nine years in jail. (I am willing to bet £1000 he will NOT get a custodial sentance)

He was also being investigated for alleged “domestic violence and felony battery”, and more charges could be filed, cops said. Some reports claimed he had used a “deadly weapon”.

Can I remind Brown what he said in 2007.

In a magazine interview, he told how his violent stepfather battered his mum.

He said: “He used to hit my mom. He made me terrified all the time.

“I remember one night he made her nose bleed. I was crying and thinking, ‘I’m just gonna go crazy on him one day’. I hate him to this day.” (But clearly it did not enter his head that HE should not do that to a young girl! typical thick sp8de!)

Brown is due in court on March 5.(When he will hire a big shot Yid lawyer and get released its a joke)

Rihanna has not been seen in public since the allegations were made and it has been reported her sold-out concert in Malaysia and her planned 21st birthday celebrations in New York have been cancelled.

Girls wise up these fuckers are bad news

Another Muslim ghetto takes shape

Another Muslim ghetto takes shape as head teacher is 'forced out' for opposing Islamic assemblies! What is wrong with the UK? we are a Christian nation NOT an ISLAMIC state so why do the socialists seem hell bent on allowing Muslims to walk over us?



The resignation of a Sheffield head teacher after she tried to scrap all-Muslim assemblies is a sign of things to come. I find it far, far more worrying than the "secularism" that Christians are always complaining about.

Julia Robinson, head teacher of Meersbrook Primary School, wanted to end the divisive Islamic assembles for Muslim pupils, who make up about a quarter of her 240 pupils. Staff and many parents backed her; Muslim parents accused her of being - you've guessed it - "racist".

Those Christians who think that it's better to have separate Christian and Muslim assemblies rather than the "inclusive" services Mrs Robinson planned are missing the point. They think "faith" is good, irrespective of what faith it is. Myopic idiots.

Admittedly, I wouldn't be surprised if the "inclusive" services were annoyingly PC, like 99 per cent of all school assemblies in Britain. And I don't know what went on in the weekly Islamic assemblies led by a parents at Meersbrook School. But I do know this: Muslim ghettos are being constructed across the North of England, and among their building blocks are school-sanctioned meetings for children from ethnic minorities designed to turn them into strictly observant Muslims – whether they like it or not.

The Muslim indoctrination of primary school children is designed to produce young adults who reject and despise the tolerant, liberal society in which they live. No wonder staff and most parents backed Julia Robinson; we should, too.

The real reasons "Baby P" died

Sharon Shoesmith has shown herself to be a greedy arrogant incompetent.

More concerned with money, position, reputation and her own self image of herself as a "victim" of circumstance, than actually getting to grips with an incompetent failing department riddled with politically correct doctrine..

Sharon Shoesmith considers herself the victim of the Baby P tragedy

Judging from Sharon Shoesmith’s self-pitying analysis of the Baby P scandal, she seems to have forgotten who the real victim was.

In interviews over the weekend, the former head of Haringey children’s services complained bitterly that she had been made a scapegoat by the press, the public and the Government.

Hounded by the paparazzi and sacrificed on the altar of political expediency by Children’s Secretary Ed Balls, she said she was so distressed she had even considered suicide.

It was all so unfair. She believed she had been brilliant at her job and nothing could have been done to prevent the killing.

What self-serving rubbish!

Baby P had been under Haringey social services supervision for eight months before his death and was seen some 60 times by health and social workers.

Yet, in that time, he was systematically tortured before being beaten to death. No one noticed the boy’s suffering or, if they did, they failed to act.

If Ms Shoesmith cannot see this was a profound failing in the social care system of which she was in charge, she is completely deluded. (WE already knew that)

Even now, she shows no remorse nor accepts any responsibility on behalf of herself or her department.

So, if she had stayed in her job, she would not even have tried to reform the procedures which failed to prevent Baby P’s death, making a similar incident far more likely in the future.

Ms Shoesmith says the manner of her dismissal was ‘a local tragedy and a national catastrophe’.

We say: Good riddance!

THIS is why Africa starves and it NOT the fault of the Europeans

It is entirely the fault of the halfwit Niggers that parade about pretending to be European leaders!

Read this piece and you will truly understand the reasons Africa is and will remain a third world shit hole that ONLY continues to exist thanks to us pouring in millions of Dollars in foreign aid, Whilst despot Nigger leaders live the life of luxury and graft.

We say cut all foreign aid to Africa NOW!

It is the 85th birthday of President Mugabe this month and the zealots of his Zanu (PF) party are determined that it should be an occasion that their "great leader" (SIC) will never forget.

In recent days they have been out soliciting “donations” from corporate Zimbabwe and have drawn up a wish list that is scarcely credible in a land where seven million citizens survive on international food aid, 94 per cent are jobless and cholera rampages through a population debilitated by hunger.

The list includes 2,000 bottles of champagne (Moët & Chandon or ’61 Bollinger preferred); 8,000 lobsters; 100kg of prawns; 4,000 portions of caviar; 8,000 boxes of Ferrero Rocher chocolates; 3,000 ducks; and much else besides. A postscript adds: “No mealie meal” — (No that is only suitable for the peasants! even if due to Nigger economics even they cant afford it!) the ground corn staple on which the vast majority of Zimbabweans survived until the country’s collapse rendered even that a luxury.

Those who prefer to give in cash, not kind, are invited to send “donations” of between $45,000 and $55,000 to a US dollar bank account in the name of the 21st February Movement, a youth organisation controlled by Zanu (PF) and named after the date of the President’s birthday.

Western diplomats and aid workers were stunned when shown the list. “It’s just appalling. It’s like they are either completely oblivious to what’s happening in their country, or completely impervious and just don’t care,” said one. “It’s shocking and obscene,” said another, who noted that lobsters were unobtainable in Zimbabwe and would have to be flown in.

Others said it showed that the Mugabe regime had no intention of curtailing its excesses after entering a unity government with the Movement for Democratic Change later this week.

The Times cannot be entirely sure of the list’s authenticity but it came from a reliable source who was contacted by this newspaper, not the other way round. The source had no vested interest in its publication, was hesitant about releasing it and had himself received it from three or four separate businesses that had been approached for donations.

He said that in each case the approaches were made by groups of youths from the 21st February Movement who were aggressive and threatening, and warned that they would make life difficult for the businesses if they did not stump up. In most cases they are doing so because the cost of fighting the quasi-mafia that runs Zimbabwe is simply too high. Zimbabweans became accustomed long ago to the “elite” staging extravagant celebrations for the birthday of the increasingly reviled President — last year’s reportedly cost $1.2 million — but the organiser of this year’s bash is Patrick Zhuwawo, Mr Mugabe’s nephew, who seems determined to outdo his predecessors.

At the launch of the fundraising campaign in a Harare hotel last month, Comrade Zhuwawo, the out- going Deputy Minister of Science and Technological Development, said that thousands of youths and invited guests would join the first family for the celebrations in Chinhoyi, in Mashonaland West, Mr Mugabe’s home province, on February 28. He said that hundreds of cattle, goats and sheep would also be slaughtered for the lavish one-day celebration.

“It’s an important day for Zimbabweans to celebrate the life of our great leader and Africa’s hero,” he said. “Zanu (PF) continues to receive massive donations from the corporate world, ordinary Zimbabweans and from people from all walks of life and we are confident that this year’s celebrations will be the best.”

He even suggested that the event would raise funds for the underprivileged, which led one outraged academic to quip last night that this would include almost every Zimbabwean not invited to the party and that most would happily accept the extravagance provided that it was Mr Mugabe’s last.

Mr Mugabe’s birthday parties are seldom understated affairs. The celebration two years ago featured 20,000 guests in the Mboka football stadium in the city of Gweru, which was shown on national television. It featured giant cakes, children in brightly coloured sashes mingling with the “elite” and a speech by the President denouncing homosexuality. For his 80th birthday — which he celebrated in his home village of Kutama, 50 miles west of Harare — the day began with a Catholic Mass followed by a festival of school choirs, a police band and a performance by the gospel singer Fungisai Zvakavapano.

Zimbabwe’s newspapers often publish huge colour advertisements wishing the Old Crocodile birthday greetings from state enterprises that have been haemorrhaging money for years.

This year, however, the Zimbabwean media have reported that even some Zanu (PF) members have complained about the planned celebration. Dzikamai Mavhaire, a senator, told a recent provincial executive meeting in Masvingo: “We cannot fundraise for a single person when we have millions of starving Zimbabweans in the country . . . Only [Mugabe’s] personal friends and relatives within the party or outside should do that.”

Birthday list

2,000 bottles of champagne — Moët & Chandon and ’61 Bollinger
500 bottles of whisky — Johnny Walker Blue Label, 22-year-old Chivas
8,000 lobsters
100kg king prawns
3,000 ducks
4,000 portions of caviar
8,000 boxes of Ferrero Rocher
16,000 eggs
3,000 cakes — chocolate and vanilla
4,000 packs of pork sausages
500kg cheese
4,000 packets of crackers

We hope the black cunt chokes on every mouthfull

Wanker Ross shows he still thinks he is funny

The BBC said today there was "clearly no intention to offend anyone" as a joke by Jonathan Ross on his comeback radio show put him at the centre of a fresh row.

I wonder if he will now be less litigious when the press are sniffing around him, after all, there is "clearly no intention to offend anyone"!!!!!

Ross is a pompous bully, I used to really like him now I think he is an over paid self obsessed bully.

Zimbabwe to launch 100 trillion dollar note

Perhaps this will stop the Africans & the PC brigade blaming all Africa’s problems on the Europeans.

The FACT is the only time Africa was ever successful was when the whites ran it. Now it is all just a third world shithole, very much like Brixton Lewisham, Hackney and large parts of north London are now!

The common theme being …………..Well we don’t need to tell you do we! But we will give you a clue as to part of the problem, POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, Socialists, gross dishonesty, educationally sub normal inhabitants and ?????!!!!!

We say toall the Afro dictators do the decent thing give Europeans Africa we CAN make it work .... YOU CANT!

I am NOT happy about Asisans being called "Sooty"

The original Sooty is one person NOT happy at Asians being call "Sooty" in a release from his agent Sooty said "I am not in the least happy for my name to be associated with Asians, many are Muslim's who in turn cause much suffering to innocent people the world over, with their maniacal intent to convert the world to Islam whatever the cost in human life"

Royals are NOT Racist ...... Yeah Right!

We never cease to be amazed how much money time and effort the “establishment” will put in to protect ponces Phillip Charles Harry and William etc.

Whenever they make remarks that would, at the very least, would without doubt find the person who made the same “slip of the tongue” being prosecuted with maximum prejudice by some highly PC Gay, Lesbian and coon friendly local authorities minority rights unit at the tax payers expense. And in most cases would have packs of slavering Muslims rioting on the streets of England demanding the beheading of every non muslim male child.

Yet despite all this they manage to find an Asian who states “I love being called Sooty” incredible what money and position can do for you !!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT Wog caught out

An angry IT worker (He's got a fucking cheek!!) who lost his job after lying about his qualifications, has been convicted of hacking into his former employer's network and deleting vital information.

Julius Oladiran, of South Norwood in London, was fired from his role as a database developer having lied about having a master's degree and that he had worked for the government. This fucker is a Nigerian, lying is the ONLY thing these lazy bastards ARE any good at

To make matters worse, Oladiran installed spyware on his ex-employer's network in an attempt to see what people were saying about him. He also deleted important emails and sabotaged a company project.

Send the no good piece of shit back to Nigeria, we have enough of our own criminals, PLUS Gormless Gorden and his band of Circus Labour queers are agreeing to take a huge number of very very dangerous criminals from Guantanamo Bay when it closes as they are in danger of being executed if they are sent home to their countries of origin. Sounds like THEY have the right idea of how to deal with them NOT Gordy.

Smugboard 100% right yet again, Strictly Come Dancing IS A FAKE

We were stunned to see that people were stupid enough to ignore our warnings and continuing to WASTE their money by voting for competitors on the BBC's Strictly Come Dancing.

So we give you a final warning.

Don't bother voting Strictly Come Dancing is rigged, the result was chosen months ago, you MUGS are simply putting yet more money into the pockets of the shows rights owners.

The BBC is to review the scoring system for "Strictly Come Dancing" after Saturday's show became marred in confusion.(Yeah we bet they will!!)

Many people phoned the corporation to complain after producers took the decision to put all three remaining contestants through to next week's final.

The four judges on the popular programme had awarded the same points to Rachel Stevens and Lisa Snowdon, meaning the other semi-finalist Tom Chambers could not be saved from a dance-off whatever the outcome of a public vote. (Ohh we will show the public who's boss!)

The BBC said the situation had been unprecedented and the show's producers were examining how they could avoid the situation happening again.

"Exactly what's going to happen is yet to be debated and agreed, but that process will begin soon," a spokesman said.

Millions of viewers had phoned in to save their favourite act. The BBC decided all the votes would be carried over to this Saturday's final.

The decision not to reimburse viewers for their calls made the front pages of a number of Monday's newspapers.

"Strictly no refund" said the Daily Mirror, while the Daily Mail called it another BBC phone-in "fiasco," in reference to the corporation's admission last year a number of its shows had misled the public through fake quizzes and competitions.

The voting confusion follows the controversy caused when former BBC political correspondent John Sergeant quit the show last month.

Sergeant's often inelegant dance steps earned him the derision of the judges but his sense of fun won him mass public popularity who voted to keep him on the show.

His decision to leave, amid mounting criticism from some of the ousted contestants, led to howls of protests from many of the programme's fans.

The Murders in Mumbai are apparently all our fault

I was reading a piece in a newspaper about the murder of innocent people by Islamic terrorists in Mumbai and saw this "comment".

"I think this is the result of Americans and British government policies. If you are gonna invade other countries, especially Muslim countries for no reason except hatred, you will be avenged. Millions of Muslims been killed by Indian troops in Kashmir and by America in IRAQ and Afghanistan, no one takes notices. But only 200 or 300 people are killed you create a hype. Ok, tell me one thing, each day American troops kill hundreds of people in IRAQ, for what ??? I do not conclude the Mumbai massacre as right or wrong, but the result will always be like what happened in Mumbai."

Once again the Muslim "Victim Mentality" is very much to the fore and exaggeration is at the usual level, this is typical of any Muslim in the world, the Muhllas brainwash them in every mosque every day of the year.

The fact is Islam's brainwashing of its subjects to rise up against the western oppressors the Kafirs will cause the third world war sensible people the whole world over can see it coming, yet the politicians instead of taking a firm line in which a few of them will lose their "political heads" now. are happier keeping their heads by procrastinating and posturing that Muslims are not a threat to the west, only for the rest of us to lose our real heads in an inevitable future global possibly nuclear conflict with Islam

This Muslim "Wanker" kills two because he argued with his wife

A Muslim, who killed two people in a car crash, had been masturbating moments before he caused the fatal accident, a court was told on Monday.

Imran Hussain, 32, who was twice over the legal alcohol limit, was pleasuring himself and driving at speeds of up to 120 mph when he ploughed into the back of a Fiat Punto carrying a family who were heading for a trip to the United States.

The smash killed Gary Proctor, 47, and his 16-year-old son James.

Manchester Crown Court heard that motorists who came to Hussain's aid afterwards saw that his penis was partially exposed, the Press Association reported.

"At the least it must have been a symptom you were not giving your full attention to driving," said Judge Andrew Blake.

The court was told that Hussain had rowed with his wife hours before the crash in August, and had gone out drinking with friends as well as visiting a lap-dancing club.

CCTV footage caught him staggering to the counter at a petrol station where he threatened to kill the cashier.

In the moments before the crash, other motorists reported to police their concerns after seeing his powerful 4x4 Audi Q7 car swerving across lanes of the M62 motorway.

The fatal accident occurred when he veered from the outside lane of the motorway into the Proctors' car.

Prosecutor Andrew Nuttall said police had examined his mobile phone and discovered that he had called an escort agency less than 30 minutes before the smash but it had been closed.

Christian Downard, one of those who had alerted police, went with two friends to Hussain's aid. He saw that Hussain's semi-erect penis was out of his trousers.

"His attempts to contact the agency and the finding of him with an erect penis out of his trousers indicates that he was sexually excited and clearly handling his penis whilst he was driving and at the time of the collision," Nuttall said.

Catherine Proctor, 44, the victims' wife and mother who was in the car at the time, said the family had been heading to the airport to go on a holiday to New York and Florida.

"No words or sentence will ever describe the devastation that we feel," she said in a statement. "No one should ever go through the nightmare I have suffered over the last four months."

Hussain, from Bradford, was jailed for eight years after admitting two counts of causing death by dangerous driving and one charge of driving with excess alcohol. He made no apology to the family

He was also banned from driving for 15 years.

What a scumbag

School cancels Christmas nativity in favour of Muslim Eid celebrations

But apparently it is only being done to be even handed!!!!! BOLLOCKS this is just MORE blatant anti Christian behaviour by a PRO WOG headmistress who deserves to be thrown out of her position.

All the apprentice terrorists will be at the Mosque for special training by their parents anyway!

Seems to us Muslims are allowed to keep their brats out of school as long as they like on "cultural grounds" While Christian families are penalised!

Greenwood Junior School sent out a letter to parents saying the three-day festival of Eid al-Adha, which takes place between December 8 and 11, meant that Muslim children would be off school.

That meant planning for the traditional nativity play were shelved because the school felt it would be too difficult to run both celebrations side by side.

A note sent by the head teacher, Amber Latif, and Yvonne Wright, chair of governors, it apologised for "any misunderstanding" but said it had to respect "the cultures and religions of all the children (Provided they are Muslim of course, these people really are scum)

Mandleson lobbies on behalf of his chums in Brussels again!

Peter Mandelson said at the weekend that "our aim" should be to join the single currency.

Perhaps someone needs to tell this “unelected” sexual deviant that he is paid from the public purse for one reason and one reason only.

That is to do the bidding of the British people a clear majority of who have no intention of allowing the pound to be abandoned in favour of the Euro.

The reason the Labour party are now saying we need to be part of the euro, that is, the fact that so many British people can now clearly see how little our currency is actually worth against our nearest neighbours, The USA is effectively bankrupt, so of course the pound is worth a lot against the Dollar but many people take their holidays in the “Euro Zone” and can see exactly how little the pound is now worth.

Labour has spent so much money supporting its special interest groups “The Feckless Ferrell Failed Foreign and Foolish” that it has effectively ruined the British economy and now they want to hide it by cynically having our currency artificially revalued when they take us into the Euro!

Remember LABOUR only want your vote at the next election

Obhama to "rebrand" America

Well check these "brothers" out, slack jaws, soppy clothes, standing around doing nothing, waving sticks.

Looks like the same old brand to us!

You gave it to the Goddam Banks now gives us our fair share

These are of course the words the CEO's of Ford GM and Crysler would have like to have used when they flew their private jets to Washington to demand their fair share of free public money.

And lets not forget they don't want the money for their benefit NO it is for the good of America! (Yeah Right)

before you read the rest of this it is worth knowing a few facts:
World No1 sucessful Car Maker Toyota CEO earns $1Million None of the CEO's of the failing Ford, GM or Crysler earns less than $8million


For the good of America, the auto titans argued to Congress, their businesses must be saved...while holding the gun of jobs at our backs.

GM even put out a YouTube video about the potential job losses (which stock analyst Henry Blodget rightly called "propaganda terrorism") saying that between the Big Three, there are:

239,000 employees
775,000 retirees and surviving spouses dependent on pensions and benefits 610,000 workers employed by suppliers 740,000 employees at 14,000 dealerships One of every 10 jobs-13 million people-are reliant on the US auto industry, the video claimed, and if all of the Big Three's US operations ceased in 2009, nearly 3 million US jobs would be lost, with a huge blow to the economy.

"We can loan $25 billion now...or lose $156 billion later. What will WE do?" it concluded.

It's Not About the Jobs That's right America: It's your problem. Just like the banks and insurance companies and everybody else we've been bailing out because they're "too big to let fail."

After the roughly $2 trillion already committed to stemming the credit crisis, an additional $25 billion in public money for the automakers (on top of the $25 billion loan program created by Congress in September to help them develop more fuel-efficient vehicles) seems almost trivial.

But it isn't.

Not only is it a moral hazard to reward unprofitable business practices, it's fundamentally wrong and anti-capitalistic.

It wasn't about the jobs when the automakers sent so much of their manufacturing overseas; that was about the bottom line.

It wasn't about the jobs when they built, and then destroyed, the EV-1 electric car program.

It wasn't about the jobs when they made decades of shoddy vehicles consumers shunned in favor of better products from foreign manufacturers.

It's only about the jobs when it costs them. For over 50 years, the Big Three have fought anything that was good for the public but which might cost them some profits, like installing $25 catalytic converters to reduce emissions, adding mandatory seatbelts, or making a serious investment in cleaner, next-generation vehicles. Then they're willing to spend millions to fight it.

They have staunchly opposed fuel efficiency standards for decades, and ignored the impending threat of peak oil even as oil prices drove them out of business. General Motors began dismantling urban mass transit in the US in 1922, and has disrupted countless attempts at public transit ever since.

GM Vice Chairman Bob Lutz even had the gall to call global warming a "a total crock of sh*t."

(For a painfully detailed history on the Big Three's shenanigans, check out Taken for a Ride by Jack Doyle, and the 1996 documentary film of the same name by Jim Klein.)

Even as the automakers created those all-important jobs while building their businesses, they also committed the entire country to an unsustainable infrastructure of far-flung suburbs and endless roads.
We're about to pay an enormous price for that.

As it turns out, what has been good for GM is not good for the country in the long term.

Here is our simple guide to how to vote on Strictly Come Dancing

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This is our simple to follow how to vote on Strictly Come Dancing,

Young Marketable Scrubber Stay Balding old Wrinkly GO


Given the fact the owners of “Strictly Come Dancing” sole purpose for the show is for them to make huge sums of money by ensuring that only a young marketable candidate wins.

They have now made it crystal clear that they will no longer tolerate the public ruining there plans by voting for people THEY feel should win! by changing the rules for the next series.

They have also done a deal with John Sargent to leave the show immediately, and for anyone who thinks he may just have done the decent thing! You do not actually think he went of his own accord do you?

He is a “TV personality, publicity is his oxygen he would have got more work from this, than the last 20 years he did NOT jump he was pushed.

So why bother putting cash in the show owner’s pockets by bothering to vote?

If you do must be very very stupid! The only thing your vote can archive is to put cash the hands of people who have rigged a show in favor of THEIR chosen winner!"

Get these cynical wankers OUT of TV now

After we had written this piece we saw this which just PROVES how cynical the whole fucking thing is.

The political correspondent has a contract to give after-dinner speeches and show off his dance skills on a cruise that includes a trip through the Panama Canal.

The trip begins six days after his last appearance on the BBC1 talent show, on Saturday night, and has prompted speculation he quit because he had expected to be voted out by viewers before the holiday started.

Sergeant, 64, has denied there is any connection between the trip and his decision to leave the programme, whose final episode will be broadcast on the Saturday before Christmas.

"I do have a contract with a cruise liner to take me through the Panama Canal in a couple of weeks, but that didn't have anything to do with it," he insisted.

He will appear on the P&O vessel Oceana, which is scheduled to visit nine countries in 14 days. A spokesman for P&O said: "No doubt John will give some tango tips."

Judges on the show have criticised the public for keeping Sergeant on the show, saying that what started as a "joke" vote for the worst performer was no longer funny.

In a statement, Sergeant said: "I am sorry to say I have decided to leave Strictly Come Dancing.

"It was always my intention to have fun on the show and I was hoping to stay in as long as possible. The trouble is that there is now a real danger that I might win the competition. Even for me that would be a joke too far.

Damien Hirst: 'My work's been overpriced'

Damien Hirst has admitted that some of his work has been "overpriced". (We would say ALL his work but we don't want to split hairs)

Pill popping glory: Beautiful Inside My Head Forever Photo: SOTHEBY'S

The world's biggest-earning artist also welcomed the downturn that has hit auction rooms in recent weeks, describing it as "quite good" that prices were receding. (well as a multi millionaire, he can afford to say that cant he!!)

In September a ground-breaking sale of his new works fetched £111million at Sotheby's, with the top lot The Golden Calf selling for more than £10m alone.

But the 43-year-old multi-millionaire said that one painting of four skulls, that failed to sell in New York last week, was priced too high.

Beautiful Artemis Thor Neptune Odin Delusional Sapphic Inspirational Hypnosis Painting, had been estimated to sell for up to £2m.

But Hirst told The Independent the painting "was overpriced" adding: "It was bought from me less than a year ago at half the price." (in other words he has the prick, because "art" dealers are making too much out of his work)

He said that the fall in prices at auction was "quite good ... because it became unreal". (No Damon you are fucking unreal)

"You start to think you are touched by God. (See told you so!) I have always thought that art is worth what the next guy is prepared to pay."
That was part of his reason for wanting to bring more than 200 new works straight to Sotheby's rather than selling them at fixed prices through galleries.

He went on to say that he would be likely to sell his works at lower prices in the future to reflect the economic climate.

"If I want to sell new work, I'll price it lower," he said. (That is the best way to get back at those profiteering art dealers isn't it lovey)

"If people have got less money, you can either just shut your door and say, 'Screw everybody' or I can wait until everyone can afford my work or price it cheaper." (Please do us all a favor and STOP)

A Muslim admitting they are trying to kill us? there just has to be a BUT somewhere

An NHS doctor who crashed into Glasgow Airport in a car packed with gas canisters says he told the police officers who arrested him that he was a terrorist.

The moment the truck crashed into Glasgow Airport

Iraqi Bilal Abdulla, 29, said he told Scottish police just minutes after his arrest that he was a terrorist.

WAIT FOR IT!!! ............................................................................................................................................

BUT, he was not part of a conspiracy to kill or injure anyone.

I knew we could rely upon a filthy Muslim to have an excuse for murdering non believers. But this has to be the least well thought through one I have ever heard.

Presumably he was only taking a vehicle into the terminal to drop off one of hundreds of "disabled " relatives on a tax payer subsidized flight to wogistan to visit their Islamic approved chiropractor so that they did not have to over exert themselves.

When the vehicle unexpectedly exploded.

CUNT CUNT CUNT

They just keep reverting to type dont they!

Aside from actually believing that wearing ridiculous clothes and drinking Crystal Champagne,gives them some kind of "class"

It also a given that the "Biggest and Baddest" of the UK nigger community cannot even be trusted to behave at their very own urban "music?" awards.

Which had to be abandoned amid scenes of stabbing fighting and guns being drawn at the O2 in south London last night.

So apart from turning vast areas of South London into crime ridden third world shit holes, what have these stroppy ludicrously dressed muppets contributed to the UK?