Labours latest recruitment drive launches in Nigeria

Labours latest recruiting poster is proving to be VERY well received in its trial territory Nigeria Africa it will eventually be rolled out in a wide variety Third World Shit Holes .

In an effort to ensure their message reaches every shit bag in:-
Somalia
Nigeria
All the west African States
Morocco
Algeria
Albania
Bosnia
Croatia
Serbia
Turkey
Bulgaria
Romania
Pakistan
Saudi Arabia
Iraq
Iran
Afghanistan
All these particular shit holes will all have their own native language variants (All other scum infested rat holes including Luton, Bedford, Birmingham, Leicester and Bradford, Southall ,Tottenham and Brixton use the English language version) just to be certain that not one Noncing, Poncing, Criminal no mark, Sponger, slips through the recruitment net, remember all of these wankers are of course potential Labour voters.

We should point out that this is the early version of Labours recruiting poster the later UK version points out that each sponger will also receive FREE MONEY a HOUSE and an extensive list of Asians who will employ them on the "Black" as soon as they land and that is of course BEFORE they even have a chance to start dipping their AID's infested wicks in a rape fest!

So you you tax payers, just make sure you keep doing your returns, Labour cant keep giving the "needy" a free ride if wont give them the cash to pay for it!

Remember there is nothing the Nig Nogs like better than dat jiggy jiggy ting!

Catholic Church Inc Faces it s greatest challenge

Ireland's abortion laws endanger the "health and well-being" of women who have to travel abroad for the procedure, a court challenge will claim.

Forget the Eire parliament this is entirely down to the dominance of the church in Eire and Ulster.

and we are certain Catholic Church Inc (currently the worlds Number 1 god bothering brand) will NOT allow any change that will threaten the dominance of its CEO's "Our customers MUST keep the faith" message in the Eire and Ulster markets.

I think it is safe to say ALL Catholic Church Inc area sales managers will be stepping up the "Do as we tell you" and "Guilt" message at all global sales outlets and especially those in in Eire and Ulster over the Christmas period, along with demands for increased contributions necessitated by the need to pay off some of the claims made by parents of children abused by some of the businesses sales staff!

I find it hard to believe that in the year 2009 we still allow a business that is as openly misogynistic as Catholic Church Inc to continue to spread their message of hate.

Here at the Smugboard we are no lovers of the worlds number 2 religeous brand Islam Inc and have pointed out on more than one occasion the vile treatment it dishes out to its women customers but we feel Catholic Church Inc is fast becomming an equaly gross a stain on humanity.

Islam the religeon of peace

Muslims the world over tell us Infidels the non believers, that Islam is the religion of peace, and try to convert as many of us possible to their way of life. The pictures below confirm

You cant believe a word a Muslim tells you.

Next time the politicians tell you not all Muslims are terrorists remember these images and make up your own mind!

Karzai refusing to sign ministers' arrest warrants

Suprise Suprise the Karzi despite promising to clear up corruption in Afghanistan is refusing to sign arrest warrants that would affect ministers.

What did anyone expect? he is not a proper leader merely a crook in charge of yet another Islamic third world shit hole. and WE are footing the bill of keeping him in power with the blood of our own good men and women.

Typical Muslim, says "fuck you" to anything they don't want to do but want US to look out for them! CUNTS one and all.

When will Brown and his Muj loving cohorts ever learn, there is only one thing to do on a Karzi ....................."shit on it" we should Nuke Afghanistan out of existence right now, it would solve a huge number of problems in one hit.

1. We can bring our troops home right now.

2. It will kill of ALL the heroin producers in one hit

3. It will hopefully kill off all the scum in Islamic Terror Training Camps in North Pakistan (we can always drop another if one is not enough we have plenty sitting doing nothing nowadays)

4. It will send a strong message to the militant Pakis "Fuck with us at your peril"

Muslims in Swine Flu Riot.

Thousands of hysterical Muslims (Is there any other kind?) angry at Gordon Browns “total failure” to provide UK Muslims with special protection against “Swine Flu” rioted in East Ham this morning.

One “Community Leader” screamed “when will the Brown and the rest of the UK learn, Muslims are a special case and demand special protection from this Flu of Pigs.

Pigs are offensive to ALL Muslims, if one Muslim is the UK dies from this “Pig Flu” heads will roll” Allah Akbah

So no change there then!

Islam the religion of peace?

The Islamic cleric Ayman al Zawahiri (who is also Al Qaeda's second-in-command) has made a speech threatening violence upon the UK.
Zawahri's 20-minute speech was entitled Malicious Britain and Its Indian Slaves,
Osama bin Laden's deputy lashed out at Britain for having awarded a knighthood to Rushdie last month, saying it was defying the Islamic world by granting the honour to the author of The Satanic Verses.
The book sparked worldwide anger when it was published and led to Iran declaring a fatwa on the author and encouraging people to kill him on the grounds that he had offended Islam.
Addressing Prime Minister Gordon Brown, the Egyptian-born militant said Britain's strategy in the Middle East "has brought tragedy and defeat upon you, not only in Afghanistan and Iraq but also in the centre of London".
He then says: "And if you did not understand, listen: we are ready to repeat it for you."

Islam the religion of peace….. Yeah Right!!!!!

Oh England how you have failed us……….

We can no doubt look forward to compensation claims from each of the murderers convicted of the 21-7 London Bombings.

No doubt these will be submitted on the basis that, the UK education system has infringed their basic human right to make a protest, by failing to ensure they had a proper grasp of mathematics prior to being allowed to leave school.

We believe the sentencing they will receive will be inline with the UK’s new tough stance on terrorists.

100 hours community service a piece and free legal advice to prepare their appeal against this outrageous miscarriage of justice.