Labours latest recruitment drive launches in Nigeria

Labours latest recruiting poster is proving to be VERY well received in its trial territory Nigeria Africa it will eventually be rolled out in a wide variety Third World Shit Holes .

In an effort to ensure their message reaches every shit bag in:-
Somalia
Nigeria
All the west African States
Morocco
Algeria
Albania
Bosnia
Croatia
Serbia
Turkey
Bulgaria
Romania
Pakistan
Saudi Arabia
Iraq
Iran
Afghanistan
All these particular shit holes will all have their own native language variants (All other scum infested rat holes including Luton, Bedford, Birmingham, Leicester and Bradford, Southall ,Tottenham and Brixton use the English language version) just to be certain that not one Noncing, Poncing, Criminal no mark, Sponger, slips through the recruitment net, remember all of these wankers are of course potential Labour voters.

We should point out that this is the early version of Labours recruiting poster the later UK version points out that each sponger will also receive FREE MONEY a HOUSE and an extensive list of Asians who will employ them on the "Black" as soon as they land and that is of course BEFORE they even have a chance to start dipping their AID's infested wicks in a rape fest!

So you you tax payers, just make sure you keep doing your returns, Labour cant keep giving the "needy" a free ride if wont give them the cash to pay for it!

Remember there is nothing the Nig Nogs like better than dat jiggy jiggy ting!

Catholic Church Inc Faces it s greatest challenge

Ireland's abortion laws endanger the "health and well-being" of women who have to travel abroad for the procedure, a court challenge will claim.

Forget the Eire parliament this is entirely down to the dominance of the church in Eire and Ulster.

and we are certain Catholic Church Inc (currently the worlds Number 1 god bothering brand) will NOT allow any change that will threaten the dominance of its CEO's "Our customers MUST keep the faith" message in the Eire and Ulster markets.

I think it is safe to say ALL Catholic Church Inc area sales managers will be stepping up the "Do as we tell you" and "Guilt" message at all global sales outlets and especially those in in Eire and Ulster over the Christmas period, along with demands for increased contributions necessitated by the need to pay off some of the claims made by parents of children abused by some of the businesses sales staff!

I find it hard to believe that in the year 2009 we still allow a business that is as openly misogynistic as Catholic Church Inc to continue to spread their message of hate.

Here at the Smugboard we are no lovers of the worlds number 2 religeous brand Islam Inc and have pointed out on more than one occasion the vile treatment it dishes out to its women customers but we feel Catholic Church Inc is fast becomming an equaly gross a stain on humanity.

Islam the religeon of peace

Muslims the world over tell us Infidels the non believers, that Islam is the religion of peace, and try to convert as many of us possible to their way of life. The pictures below confirm

You cant believe a word a Muslim tells you.

Next time the politicians tell you not all Muslims are terrorists remember these images and make up your own mind!

Karzai refusing to sign ministers' arrest warrants

Suprise Suprise the Karzi despite promising to clear up corruption in Afghanistan is refusing to sign arrest warrants that would affect ministers.

What did anyone expect? he is not a proper leader merely a crook in charge of yet another Islamic third world shit hole. and WE are footing the bill of keeping him in power with the blood of our own good men and women.

Typical Muslim, says "fuck you" to anything they don't want to do but want US to look out for them! CUNTS one and all.

When will Brown and his Muj loving cohorts ever learn, there is only one thing to do on a Karzi ....................."shit on it" we should Nuke Afghanistan out of existence right now, it would solve a huge number of problems in one hit.

1. We can bring our troops home right now.

2. It will kill of ALL the heroin producers in one hit

3. It will hopefully kill off all the scum in Islamic Terror Training Camps in North Pakistan (we can always drop another if one is not enough we have plenty sitting doing nothing nowadays)

4. It will send a strong message to the militant Pakis "Fuck with us at your peril"

Oh we do like to be beside the seaside ………………..anywhere but in the UK

Reported by Sky news 07:23, Friday July 13, 2007

Hefty Cost Of Holidays Put Brits Off

Holidaymakers may want to take their breaks in Britain but the cost is putting them off.
Instead, Britons find it cheaper to fly abroad.

Prices too steep
Nearly 20% would like to reduce their carbon footprint by taking a break in Britain rather than going abroad but find that UK holidays are too expensive, a survey by insurance company More Than found.

All told, 49% of the 1,973 people polled reckoned holidaying in the UK was too pricey, with 20% believing resorts are not as friendly as those abroad.

A total of 45% were concerned about carbon emissions produced through flying abroad, but 22% of all those surveyed see no alternative to foreign travel unless UK costs come down.

Asked to consider UK locations, 38% said Cornwall was too expensive, while 28% believed Devon was too dear, too.

"Although we are all being encouraged to think green, our research reveals that the cost of holidays in this country is a huge barrier," said “More Than's” Mike Holliday-Williams.

As usual they seem to have missed the real issues

No one outside Islington gives a toss about the carbon footprint when booking a holiday, what they do care about, is the fact you can have a weeks holiday in Egypt for exactly what you will pay for a damp unkempt hovel on the Northhumberland coast for the same period.

You can be 90% certain the weather in the med will be good

You can be 100% certain it will be piss poor in the UK

No one wants to share a rain lashed beach front shack with obese Chav parents on income support, shovelling burger chips and beans down the throats of poorly mannered shaven headed 11 year old Daren’s, and 9 year old Chantelle look-alike Britney’s


So to sum up
The UK resorts are pricey,rundown, and full of fat chavs who spent this years income support savings on a PS3 upgrade and a mini motorbike for the kiddies, but who will be “avin some” in Spayn next year

"Religious Unity", an oxymoron!

We at Smugboard believe religion divides and kills more people than it ever saves.

However the latest missive from “The Vatican Inc” is clearly designed to reassure it's customers that their “brand” is still the world’s number 1.

Reported in the Daily Telegraph London 11-7-2007

Christian denominations outside Roman Catholicism are either defective or are not full churches of Jesus Christ, the Vatican has reaffirmed.

A 16-page document released by the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, which Pope Benedict XVI once headed, described Orthodox churches as true churches, but said they are suffering from a "wound" since they do not recognise the primacy of the Pope.

Whilst we have Churches, Temples, Synagogue’s, Mosques etc we can never have real human understanding and peace.

British Justice? Don’t make us laugh…..

Sky news has just reported “Four men convicted over a botched suicide bomb attack on London have been jailed for life and must serve at least 40 years each”

Yet again the British public are let down by weak leaders and a pathetic self serving judiciary.

Life should in this case, should mean exactly that, they must stay in prison until they come to the end of their pathetic lives NOT just 40 years,

They will still be able to commit further atrocities even at 70 years of age, after all a 70 year old suicide bomber has even less to lose and even more reason to want to get to paradise and all those lovely virgins in a hurry!

Islam the religion of peace?

The Islamic cleric Ayman al Zawahiri (who is also Al Qaeda's second-in-command) has made a speech threatening violence upon the UK.
Zawahri's 20-minute speech was entitled Malicious Britain and Its Indian Slaves,
Osama bin Laden's deputy lashed out at Britain for having awarded a knighthood to Rushdie last month, saying it was defying the Islamic world by granting the honour to the author of The Satanic Verses.
The book sparked worldwide anger when it was published and led to Iran declaring a fatwa on the author and encouraging people to kill him on the grounds that he had offended Islam.
Addressing Prime Minister Gordon Brown, the Egyptian-born militant said Britain's strategy in the Middle East "has brought tragedy and defeat upon you, not only in Afghanistan and Iraq but also in the centre of London".
He then says: "And if you did not understand, listen: we are ready to repeat it for you."

Islam the religion of peace….. Yeah Right!!!!!

When all else fails…..

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The very worst kind of hypocrite

Alistair Campbell has today told Sky News.
“the death of government scientist David Kelly "was one of the worst moments of my life."
But clearly not quite bad enough, to make the avaricious git quit his highly paid "job" getting Bliar off the hook though was it!

We say "stop trying to be re-admitted to the human race, just because you want us to buy your tawdry book you maggot".

Airport Security

Airport security in the UK is currently a complete waste of time, there is evidence that terrorists can walk onto planes with explosives without challenge, we are unable to reveal our sources but it is unfortunatly true!

Like we always say pay peanuts and get monkeys, the only people with any faith in this charade are 1. The terrorists and 2.The security companies, who are making nice fat profits, enjoy your flight!!!!

"Ohmygod"

As this phrase seems to have made its way into common usage by our youth, We feel it needs defining.

"Ohmygod" = My role models are airhead minor celebrities, therefore disregard anything I utter after "Ohmygod" as I am a moron

George Galloway

Now wonder this revolting racist little lefty cannot see his constituents have two faces, he is too busy behind them kissing their arses

Northern Showers

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