Wednesday, 29 April 2009
Gormless Brown: Unelected One Eyed Scott's PM
Darling: Architect of the dismantling of the National Wealth
Smif: A soppy bint way out of her depth, with a husband who would rather have a wank (Cant blame him there) and an "unusual" view on what constitutes a "legitimate expense" we also doubt she can parralel park a car unaided.
Sleep Well and don't forget UKIP at the Euro Elections in June!
Tuesday, 28 April 2009
Thousands of hysterical Muslims (Is there any other kind?) angry at Gordon Browns “total failure” to provide UK Muslims with special protection against “Swine Flu” rioted in East Ham this morning.
One “Community Leader” screamed “when will the Brown and the rest of the UK learn, Muslims are a special case and demand special protection from this Flu of Pigs.
Pigs are offensive to ALL Muslims, if one Muslim is the UK dies from this “Pig Flu” heads will roll” Allah Akbah
So no change there then!
Monday, 27 April 2009
Gormless Brown the UK's unelected, one eyed, Scott's PM decides a trip to a "war zone" will not only make him look more manly, and it might just win him a few votes (At the expense of the public purse of course)
He then comes out with the earth shattering news that ........ Wait for it!...........................................
“There is a crucible of terrorism in the mountainous border between Afghanistan and Pakistan.
Well who would have thought it!
Gormless we are NOT ALL as stupid as you mate, we sussed all was not well when we started sending troops into Afghanistan and they started getting shot at! The fact we have so many Paki traitors in the UK all of whom got themselves trained in Afghanistan / Pakistan was a bit of a give away for us as well.
But Gormless do not make the mistake of thinking we are as dumb as your Liebour cabinet, we are not!
Sunday, 26 April 2009
Apparently Darlings financial advisor's "Abdula Stitchem and leggit" suggested he should cut back on public spending (Unless the money is earmarked for Islamic or Nig Nog community focused projects, Remember first rule of socialist politics is, spend as much tax payers money as you can on the Ferral, Feckless Foolish Foreign and Failed and they will all vote for you!)
But Gormless in a rare moment of clarity thought the public might not like that and might not vote Liebour back in! And ordered his "Chancellor" to keep the "free money" flowing!
Any way the really bad news for the "Tax Payer" is "School Secretary" (about his limit) "Ed Balls up" is the choice of Liebour MP's to replace old "Black Brows"!
In short this so called budget was NOTHING more than the first stage of a huge public funded Liebour re-election campaign, funded entirely by YOU the tax payer.
As for that clueless fat bint Smith? We say make her try to parallel park a car live on TV then sack her!
Dont Forget: If You Want an Islamic Bomber or a N****r for a Neighbour, VOTE Liebour!