Tuesday, 22 May 2012

Evil Backward Cunts


It is alleged that the parents of a Pakistani girl who wanted a western lifestyle were so worried that she would bring shame on her family............they murdered her!

And that is exactly THAT kind of fucking evil backward peasant mind-set that shows what the UK can look forward too once the Muslims finally breed their way into the majority.

I have yet to see any of these exports from any of the third world Muslim shitholes step their standards UP to ours, NO they all want to recreate the kind of corrupt shit heap chaos they without fail to claim to want to leave behind!

Shut the doors on Pakistan and all the other festering Islamic shitholes and lets bomb the lot of them back to the 10th century they love so much.

Thursday, 9 February 2012

WITCHCRAFT!

 FOOTBALL FANS in the central African state of Congo were hurling accusations of witchcraft at each other yesterday after a freak blast of lightning struck dead an entire team on the playing field while their opponents were left completely untouched.




Mr Yambo Di Sambo (pictured below) of the Congolese FA said "De team from the "Coon and Slappa" football & social club in JamboJambo. Were playing the "Dodajiggyinoutting" leisure centre side from Brazzaville when de lightening strike"

He went on to say "Ah tink it was definitely de the work of witches".

"So it is not surprising de fans decided to butcher each odder in de stands, you cannot be to careful when der are witches about"

Mr  Di Sambo categorically denied he had ANY connections with Witchcraft himself " Dis is a scandalous lie I will put a curse on anyone who spreads it"

Mr DiSambo later offered us £5 not to print his picture!

Wednesday, 4 January 2012

Chritening?

More proof how STUPID Africans are! They actually let this go on their web site promoting their skills as bakers!

This christening cake FAIL is displayed on the promotional pages of an African run "Party Shop" in Depford south London. Would you let these morons make and decorate your cake?

Monday, 23 May 2011

Tracey Emin is without a doubt one of the finest “artists” this country has ever produced.........


According to Ms Emin and her gullible "victims" this is "a piece of art she made"!


Tracey Emin is without a doubt one of the finest “artists” this country has ever produced.

However the reality is her true talent is the living artistry of the "confidence trickster" a field in which Emin must surely be considered the “complete” virtuoso.

Her real ability is to convince her sponsors, the gullible fashionista’s, and those who fear denunciation by the "enlightened set" if they fail to appreciate “tat” as “talent”, That her childish output of rubbish is “art “
( Emin is well know for vitriolic  attacks on anyone who dares to point out the truth that her "Art" is talentless tripe and the undeniable fact that she is NO Artist) does indeed represent a lifetime’s labour of immense tenacity and deceit and is indeed something for which she should indeed receive full recognition.

Thursday, 19 May 2011

Fake Claims Mean UK Is 'Whiplash Capital'

Today Sky news ran a piece that did not supprise me in the slightest!

apparently "Insurers have called for a clampdown on fraudulent claims that have seen the UK  labelled"the "whiplash capital of Europe" 

 The Association of British Insurers (ABI) said one out of 140 people claimed for a whiplash injury every year.

It warned the activities of ambulance-chasing lawyers, as well as staged "cash-for-crash" accidents, were driving up the cost of cover for honest motorists.
Whiplash occurs when the soft tissue in the spine is stretched and strained following a sudden forceful movement, such as being hit from behind in a car.
But it is often difficult to diagnose – and easy for fraudsters to fake or exaggerate.

 

So why am I NOT surprised
The UK now has a huge population of people that have no loyalty to it, its customs or its traditional values of “Honesty” & "Fair Play".

Incidentally our traditions of “fair play and honesty” are two of THE  most quoted reasons for people wishing to come to the UK! Strange then that all many seem to want to do once they get on the "gravy train" is impose the third world standards they claim to be so desperate to escape from.

There have been a number of well publicised court cases recently, almost all involving gangs of Asians, faking accidents to claim "compo"! Indeed it appears to be seen in many communities as yet another benefit to which people are "entitled"

In the mean time the honest motorist is used by the insurance companies as a ”Cash Cow” to top up their losses caused by their shoddy cut price investigating of such offences and of course the huge proliferation of no win no fee Asian shyster lawyers.

I am very fed up.

Thursday, 3 March 2011

We warn you all one more time, Muslims are bad news for every non Muslim


Please read this and digest carefully!

Islam is not a religion, nor is it a cult. In its fullest form, it is a complete, total, 100% system of life.

Islam has religious, legal, political, economic, social, and military components. The religious component is a beard for all of the other components.

Islamisation begins when there are sufficient Muslims in a country to agitate for their religious privileges.

When politically correct, tolerant, and culturally diverse societies agree to Muslim demands for their religious privileges, some of the other components tend to creep in as well.

Here's how it works:

As long as the Muslim population remains around or under 2% in any given
Country, they will be for the most part be regarded as a peace-loving minority, and not as a threat to other citizens.

This is the case in:

United States -- Muslim 0.6%
Australia -- Muslim 1.5%
Canada -- Muslim 1.9%
China -- Muslim 1.8%
Italy -- Muslim 1.5%
Norway -- Muslim 1.8%

At 2% to 5%, they begin to proselytize from other ethnic minorities and disaffected groups, often with major recruiting from the jails and among street gangs. This is happening in:
Denmark -- Muslim 2%
Germany -- Muslim 3.7%
United Kingdom -- Muslim 2.7%
Spain -- Muslim 4%
Thailand -- Muslim 4.6%

From 5% on, they exercise an inordinate influence in proportion to their percentage of the population. For example, they will push for the introduction of halal (clean by Islamic standards) food, thereby securing food preparation jobs for Muslims. They will increase pressure on supermarket chains to feature halal on their shelves -- along with threats for failure to comply. This is occurring in:
France -- Muslim 8% (Fortunately the brave French just tell them to "Fuck Off")
Philippines -- 5%
Sweden -- Muslim 5%
Switzerland -- Muslim 4.3%
The Netherlands -- Muslim 5.5%
Trinidad & Tobago -- Muslim 5.8%

At this point, they will work to get the ruling government to allow them to rule themselves (within their communities) under Sharia, the Islamic Law. The ultimate goal of Islamists is to establish Sharia law over the entire world.

When Muslims approach 10% of the population, they tend to increase lawlessness as a means of complaint about their conditions. In Paris , we are already seeing car-burnings. Any non-Muslim action offends Islam and results in uprisings and threats, such as in Amsterdam ,  with opposition to Mohammed cartoons and films about Islam. Such tensions are seen daily, particularly in Muslim sections in:
Guyana -- Muslim 10%
India -- Muslim 13.4%
Israel -- Muslim 16%
Kenya -- Muslim 10%
Russia -- Muslim 15%

After reaching 20%, nations can expect hair-trigger rioting, jihad militia ormations, sporadic killings, and the burnings of Christian churches and Jewish synagogues, such as in:
Ethiopia -- Muslim 32.8%

At 40%, nations experience widespread massacres, chronic terror attacks, and ongoing militia warfare, such as in:
Bosnia -- Muslim 40%
Chad -- Muslim 53.1%
Lebanon -- Muslim 59.7%

From 60%, nations experience unfettered persecution of non-believers of all other religions (including non-conforming Muslims), sporadic ethnic cleansing (genocide), use of Sharia Law as a weapon, and Jizya, the tax placed on infidels, such as in:
Albania -- Muslim 70%
Malaysia -- Muslim 60.4%
Qatar -- Muslim 77.5%
Sudan -- Muslim 70%

After 80%, expect daily intimidation and violent jihad, some State-run ethnic cleansing, and even some genocide, as these nations drive out the infidels, and move toward 100% Muslim, such as has been experienced and in some ways is on-going in:
Bangladesh -- Muslim 83%
Egypt -- Muslim 90%
Gaza -- Muslim 98.7%
Indonesia -- Muslim 86.1%
Iran -- Muslim 98%
Iraq -- Muslim 97%
Jordan -- Muslim 92%
Morocco -- Muslim 98.7%
Pakistan -- Muslim 97%
Palestine -- Muslim 99%
Syria -- Muslim 90%
Tajikistan -- Muslim 90%
Turkey -- Muslim 99.8%
United Arab Emirates -- Muslim 96%

100% will usher in the peace of 'Dar-es-Salaam' -- the Islamic House of Peace. Here there's supposed to be peace, because everybody is a Muslim, the Madrasses are the only schools, and the Koran is the only word, such as in:
Afghanistan -- Muslim 100%
Saudi Arabia -- Muslim 100%
Somalia -- Muslim 100%
Yemen -- Muslim 100%

Unfortunately, peace is never achieved, as in these 100% states the most radical Muslims intimidate and spew hatred, and satisfy their blood lust by killing less radical Muslims, for a variety of reasons.

'Before I was nine, I had learned the basic canon of Arab life. It was me against my brother; me and my brother against our father; my family against my cousins and the clan; the clan against the tribe; the tribe against the world, and all of us against the infidel. -- Leon Uris, 'The Haj'

It is important to understand that in some countries, with well under 100% Muslim populations, such as France, the minority Muslim populations live in ghettos, within which they are 100% Muslim, and within which they live by Sharia Law. The national police do not even enter these ghettos. There are no national courts, nor schools, nor non-Muslim religious facilities. In such situations, Muslims do not integrate into the community at large. The children attend adrasses. They learn only the Koran. To even associate with an infidel is a crime punishable with death. Therefore, in some areas of certain nations, Muslim Imams and extremists exercise more power than the national average would indicate.

Today's 1.5 billion Muslims make up 22% of the world's population. But their birth rates dwarf the birth rates of Christians, Hindus, Buddhists, Jews, and all other believers. Muslims will exceed 50% of the world's population by the end of this century.

Well, boys and girls, today we are letting the fox guard the henhouse.  The wolves will be herding the sheep!

Obama appoints two devout Muslims to Homeland Security posts. Doesn't this make you feel safer already? Obama and Janet Napolitano appoint Arif Alikhan, a devout Muslim, as Assistant Secretary for Policy Development. DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano swore in Kareem Shora, a devout Muslim who was born in Damascus , Syria , as ADC National Executive Director as a member of the Homeland Security Advisory Council (HSAC).

NOTE: Has anyone ever heard a new government official being identified as a devout Catholic, a devout Jew or a devout Protestant...?  Just wondering.

Devout Muslims being appointed to critical Homeland Security positions?
Doesn't this make you feel safer already?? That should make the US ' homeland much safer, huh!! as it not "Devout Muslim men" that flew planes into U.S. buildings 8 years ago?
Was it not a Devout Muslim who killed 13 at Fort Hood ?

Also: This is very interesting and we all need to read it from start to finish. Maybe this is why our American Muslims are so quiet and not speaking out about any atrocities. Can a good Muslim be a good American? This question was forwarded to a friend who worked in Saudi Arabia for 20 years. The following is his reply:
Theologically - no . . . Because his allegiance is to Allah, The moon God of Arabia
Religiously – no… Because no other religion is accepted by His Allah except Islam (Quran, 2:256)(Koran)
Scripturally - no… Because his allegiance is to the five Pillars of Islam and the Quran.
Geographically – no… Because his allegiance is to Mecca , to which he turns in prayer five times a day.
Socially - no… Because his allegiance to Islam forbids him to make friends with Christians or Jews..
Politically - no…Because he must submit to the mullahs (spiritual leaders), who teach annihilation of Israel and destruction ofAmerica , the great Satan.
Domestically - no… Because he is instructed to marry four women and beat and scourge his wife when she disobeys him (Quran 4:34)
Intellectually - no… Because he cannot accept the American Constitution since it is based on Biblical principles and he believes the Bible to be corrupt.
Philosophically - no… Because Islam, Muhammad, and the Quran do not allow freedom of religion and expression.. Democracy and Islam cannot co-exist. Every Muslim government is either dictatorial or autocratic.
Spiritually - no… Because when we declare 'one nation under God,' the Christian's God is loving and kind, while Allah is NEVER referred to as Heavenly father, nor is he ever called love in The Quran's 99 excellent names. Therefore, after much study and deliberation....
Perhaps we should be very suspicious of ALL MUSLIMS in this country. - - - They obviously cannot be both 'good' Muslims and good Americans.
Call it what you wish, it's still the truth. You had better believe it. The more who understand this, the better it will be for our country and our future. The religious war is bigger than we know or understand.
Can a muslim be a good soldier???

Army Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, opened fire at Ft. Hood and killed 13. He is a good Muslim!!!

Footnote: The Muslims have said they will destroy us from within.

SO FREEDOM IS NOT FREE. 




Third World "Graft" rears its head in the UK Immigration Service

This is what happens when you allow the graft ridden bastards from the third world into positions of trust & responsibility in British institutions.
They simply revert to the behaviour that is the norm in their flea, dog shit & corruption ridden homelands.
Click on the picture to see it full size.......



Wednesday, 2 March 2011

Tax Payers of the UK your chance to cut our Tax Bills!

Tax Payer If you see this happening REPORT the RETAILER immediately.


I found this article in today's web edition of the Daily Telegraph.


Pregnant women on benefits have used NHS fruit and vegetable vouchers to obtain cigarettes and alcohol, a Government report has found. 
By Laura Donnelly, Health Correspondent 9:00PM GMT 26 Feb 2011




Hundreds of thousands of new and expectant mothers are given shopping coupons worth up to £322 a year, per child, in a bid to ensure that they feed their families healthily.

The programme, which gives 600,000 women on benefits vouchers specifically for milk, fruit and vegetables, was introduced by Labour four years ago, replacing a Second World War scheme which provided only free milk.

Now a Government survey of more than 2,000 retailers, health professionals and recipients has found that more than one in five knew of occasions when shops had swapped the tokens for products outside the scheme.

Critics said the findings showed that the nanny state had encouraged “shameless behaviour” by those keen to exploit the system.

As well as trading vouchers for alcohol and cigarettes, supermarkets and small convenience stores had allowed them to be used to pay for nappies, baby products, general groceries, bread, eggs and meat, the report found.

The research was carried out because the Healthy Start scheme is due to be expanded in April, so that vouchers can be swapped for frozen vegetables and fruit, as well as fresh produce.

The Department of Health (DoH) consultation on expanding the UK-wide scheme and “minimising voucher misuse” surveyed more than 2,300 retailers, beneficiaries and NHS professionals administering schemes.

In total, 21 per cent knew of occasions when a retailer had accepted the vouchers for products which should not have been allowed.

Among those polled, 34 per cent wanted to see closer monitoring of retailers in future, while 17 per cent thought the risks would increase even more as the initiative expands.

Emma Boon, campaign director of The TaxPayers’ Alliance, urged the Coalition to abolish the scheme.

She said: “All these endless handouts from the nanny state do nothing but encourage shameless behaviour from those in society who would rather spend money on cigarettes and alcohol than on their own children.”  “It’s naive of the Government to give out these vouchers and expect the scheme to have an impact on how much healthy food mums or mums-to-be are buying. This misguided programme is wasting taxpayers’ money and should be scrapped.”

More than 30,000 retail outlets, including supermarkets and small corner shops, accept the vouchers, in a scheme which costs a year.

Under the programme, pregnant women on benefits such as Income Support and Jobseeker’s Allowance receive £3.10 vouchers a week to spend on fruit and vegetables, rising to £6.20 a week during the child’s first year.

They continue to receive £3.10 a week for every child between the age of one and four, meaning that a mother of three young children can receive more than £600 a year under the scheme, on top of other Government allowances, such as a £190 health in pregnancy payment, and a £500 maternity grant.

Tam Fry, from the National Obesity Forum said: “Any programme like this relies on some honesty, and there will always be pockets of people who will exploit the system and get whatever they can out of it.

“Even if some people are abusing the rules – and some traders are allowing them to – a scheme like this is for the greater good, and most women are using these vouchers to keep their families healthy.” He added: “I’m glad the scheme is staying and expanding.”

In the report, the DoH said it did not want to resort to taking statutory measures to tackle the problem, but would instead talk to shopkeepers about how to tackle the problem, while “promoting mechanisms already in place for members of the public to report retailers for breaking scheme rules”.

From April, the vouchers used by 450,000 families a year will also be able to be swapped for plain frozen fruit and vegetables. Products such as oven chips and stir fries containing added fat, salt or sugar or other ingredients will be not be included in the scheme.

A spokesman for the Department of Health said: "Healthy Start gives help to the most disadvantaged in our society. More than half a million pregnant women, babies and small children in very low income and disadvantaged families benefit from the programme.

"Voucher misuse is rare and is dwarfed by the benefits. We are working with retailers to drive it down still further. We issue over 2.6 million vouchers a month and get less than 15 reports a month of retailers accepting vouchers for products that are not included in the scheme. We follow all of these up." 

I agree with Emma Boon and would go further to say these people should get fuck all no vouchers no payments!


Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Our Cunt of the week

Like ALL right thinking people I strongly believe our wonderful UK armed forces are all too often used as a "Plaster" to cover the failings of one or other of our failed politicians.

So I was particularly disgusted this morning by the British Conservative party's crass hypocrisy in using a British solider on one of their "Propaganda Posters" claiming that the money to be spent on an offering the UK public an "Alternative Voting System" (Quoted as costing £250 Million) would mean the difference between him having body armour or not!

It should be noted at this point that The UK currently provides foreign aid funding for India - a country with its own space programme to the tune of £280m a year!
Its a no brainer for me,stop wasting money on funding lazy wogs we can have a decent system of voting AND save £30 million quid a year!


But of greater interest to the UK tax payer should be the FACT that the body armour provided to our brave troops as standard issue by this self same govt is so fucking useless most of our troops actually provide their own high quality body armour at the own expense if they want to stay alive! WHY when we are giving money out to non deserving causes like India and the rest of the fucking rabble third world?

I am a conservative voter but I am disgusted by this vile hypocrisy David Cameron you are content in allowing this betrayal of our armed forces started by the socialist Labour party you should hang your head in shame.

I therefore name you the smugboards Cunt of the week

Friday, 5 November 2010

So we can now count on the French to bail US out!

I think General Norman Schwartzkopf summed up the effectiveness and stalwartness of our new French "allies" in tough spot

“Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without your accordion.”


BUT I have to say they do know how to treat a Muslim, so they cant be all bad.

Tuesday, 12 October 2010

Serbs riot over gay pride march in Belgrade


And too think that there are some that would claim the Serb people are uncivilised!

We disagree:
The Serbian people have proved that unlike the soft socialist wankers that make up the EU THEY are not prepared to submit to Muslim domination at any price and did something about it in Srebrenica!

You will not find many Muslim's whinging and complaining about Serbian Christian culture. advertisments, Christmas celebrations etc in Serbia these days! Oh no the treacherous fuckers keep their mouths firmly shut nowadays!

Now they show the rest of us right minded thinkers that THEY are not prepared to accept the Politically Correct view peddled by the wankers in the UK and EU that HOMOSEXUALITY is acceptable either.

Read on

Serbian riot police fought running battles with hundreds of far-right supporters who tried to disrupt a gay pride march in central Belgrade today.


The rioters also hurled Molotov cocktails at the headquarters of the ruling pro-Western Democratic Party, setting the garage of the building on fire.

Thousands of police officers sealed off the streets in the capital where the march took place, repeatedly clashing at several locations with rioters who were trying to burst through security cordons.

The protesters, chanting "death to homosexuals!" hurled bricks, stones, glass bottles and fireworks at riot police.

Hospital officials said a group of young men overnight attacked the headquarters of a women's human rights organisation, injuring one activist. The Women in Black organisation said the men were looking for gays.

We offer our support to these right thinking people and their struggle against the filthy benders and the treacherous Muslim.

Wednesday, 14 July 2010

The Truth V Socialist wog loving spin
















Above is a sign that tells the truth about Newham, on the right is is the BULLSHIT message that the muslim asian and coon Illegal immigrant loving socialist Newham council, put up at tax payers expense outside Stratford station!

*****Click on the pictures to enlarge*****

Friday, 25 June 2010

Obese women more likely to have unplanned pregnancies

Obesity, a growing issue

We recently saw a news article claiming that,A recent study showed that obese women under 30 years old are four times as likely to have an unplanned pregnancies! but typically it came to and gave no conclusion.


A survey included over 12,000 normal weight and obese men and women was observed in Paris to gather facts about their sex life and pregnancy and the results were surprising.
It was found that obese women were 4 times more likely than normal weight women to have unplanned pregnancies. Obese women had fewer sexual relations in a given year, despite the higher number of unplanned pregnancies with heavier women.
"We need to understand more about how obese people feel about their sex
lives, and what drives the observed behaviours and attitudes, one of the so called researchers! sic "Goldbeck-Wood" said.
The reason for the number of unplanned pregnancies in obese women are believed to involved a few different factors including low self esteem, fear of weight gain, and their doctor's fear of prescribing contraception for fear of cardiovascular events.
As usual it is left to the smugboard to come up with the answer

Firstly we need to point out there is absolutely NO mystery here and they could have saved themselves a fortune coming to us in the first place!
Its those damn Niggers again, we all know the only thing niggers do better than street crime is producing illegitimate half breeds and these fat cunts are encouraging them, to do "Dat jiggy in out ting" Niggers love so much


What happens is this, the fat cunts cant get a proper bloke SO they start to hang with the Niggers and we assure you those desperate fat cunt sluts will do pretty much anything to attract one.

And as we all know niggers WILL NOT wear a condom and as any tart stupid enough to have got within groping distance of the dirty fuckers, they DO NOT take NO for an answer especially off a low life piece of white trash!
So there you have it the TRUTH is Fat birds are more likely to get pregnant, because they are stupid enough hang out with fuck NIGGERS , and to back this up WE even give photo evidence!



In the VIP area of the local Mc Donalds "DeLuxe"
"Man im lovin it wid dis bitch, I dont even have to buy her a drink she want ma wood so bad",
"Mind you I gotta keep things cool she is one big bitch I couldn't afford to take her out to eat, she would eat the whole damn menu and come back for more!"

And on the dance floor at the "Slut and Mugger" a well known Nigger Social Club and Crack House.
Like these tittys Sambo? you can do ANYTHING you want to me! "You wanna do the jiggy in out ting" come on baby I know you love it!

Thursday, 24 June 2010

Its NOT a vuvuzela its a...

BooBooZela and here are some soppy Boo Boo's playing them!









Tuesday, 15 June 2010

"Wog World Cup" decends into violent chaos- Just like we said it would!





WOW The “Wog World Cup" is descending into the kind of crime ridden shambles we always knew it would be, But don't blame us for the bad news we warned you all enough times.



Firstly people are fed up with the noise of those poxy horn things but when anyone complains we are told “They are part of South Africa’s sporting heritage” and we should not expect them to change to suit us!


If only the smelly bastards would adopt that self same attitude when they ship up in the UK on the scrounge for a home cash and benefits and expect us to accept their disgusting practices..

But take heart apparently the stewards rioting at three separate stadia! over wages have merely been misled by a jealous rival company that did not pay enough bribe money!

(Whoops of course what we meant to say was,” by a jealous rival company that that did not bid enough”)

The point is whatever the reason the nasty violent cunts are back to doing one of the few things they are good at RIOTING!!!


And apparently all the thieving is being done by “foreign” criminals targeting the World cup (Yeah we believe you!)

At Cape Town's V and A Waterfront, a popular destination for tourists, one hotel said it was banning guests from taking strangers back to their room after two incidences of theft.

Both victims invited women back to their rooms, only to pass out once back there and come round to find they had been robbed. Laptops, credit cards and mobile phones were taken.

What will it take for people to accept the world cup should NEVER have been given to an African state they ALL crime ridden violent shit holes.


Alan Brazil of Talksport radio refused to get on the plane to SA with the rest of the Talksport team, on the grounds that he has a close friend who owns a security company working there and they are in a total "panic" as they cannot get enough decent security personnel to deal with the huge security problem they are expecting!


Monday, 14 June 2010

The sound of a Billion flies

The appalling droning noise that is spoiling the TV coverage of the 2010 World Cup from BooBoo land is NOT the sound of the Booboozela seen here being blown by the idiot BooBoo and his white trash whore.

Its actually the sound of the billions of flies attracted by the smelly bastards above and below.

Tuesday, 9 March 2010

Conservative Party losing ground

Today's London Times carries an article showing that David Cameron’s Torys are not doing terribly well against Labour in the marginal areas of the UK.


Quite why anyone would feel that the fact David Cameron is losing the battle with Gormless Brown is headline news, is frankly amusing.


It merely reinforces the point that the conservative party have selected a leader so weak, that the only thing the political commentators can find to write about him is that he is not doing terribly well against the current criminally inept incumbent!


This all leads me to the conclusion that the Conservatives have no intention of winning the next election, as they know the next parliament will be a poisoned chalice and wish to wait until they can come back at a totally destroyed nation with a true right wing agenda.


At least I hope that is their strategy if not I can only assume they are finished as a credible political body.

Monday, 18 January 2010

'Avatar' wins Golden Globe for best drama.... How the fuck did that happen?

Before we give you the only critique you will need to read about this appalling over hyped story of


“US baddies attempting to exploit and steal the natural resources of a colony of space niggers who don’t even know they’ve got them,


we explain why it won a “Golden Globe”


OK so if this film is as bad as the Smugboard claims, why did it win a “Golden Globe”?


“The people and multinationals who fund Hollywood demand a re

turn on their $500 million investment” simple as that.


In its favour the special effects in Avatar are stunning, so much so that, feeble minded people have started naming their children after the films characte

rs, this is more likely to be those who have half caste broods and feel a sudo African name is more appropriate and will look better on the benefits claim form than “Jordan” “Brittany” “Ryan” or “Callum”


So what is Avatar all about?

The Plot:

US big business has stripped the world of all its resources so it is casting its net wider into space for new sources of who knows what!


Enter this massive US space prospecting or mining company (It is never made clear) that seems to have been equipped by the US military and appear have enough hardware and technology to overthrow their clients but we are not supposed to notice that!


They realise Alien worlds are likely new sources of “resource” and in true good ole US style decided that sneaking in and trying to con the owners out of the goods is the best way to approach the problem, this is achieved by using a machine which can create clones of the local populous (Avatars Clever huh!!) who are controlled from pods by the US space

prospecting or mining company.


Of course those who are being used as Avatars have not been checked out before hand (Oh please!) and turn out to be the kind of treacherous Muppet's who will immediately go native! Which of course they do, leaving said US space prospecting or mining company with no course but to follow standard US policy and invade with massive military force to protect what is rightfully the property of the US! That being t

he Space Niggers “natural resources” named Unobtainium!


Thrown into this melt you have the “All American hero”, the US caring educator (ugly annoying bint from Alien), the amusing geeky tech sp

ecialist, the meglomanic US para military leader,


the sexy pilot who sees the path or right against wrong (attractive bird big knockers) the greedy mining ops boss, The wise old space nigger leader, the space nigger warrior who hates “All American hero” (he has spotted he is an alien banging the best looking Space Nigger in the tree) but he finally approves of “All American hero” (who incidentally tames the biggest baddest flying monster that in all their history no space nigger has never ever managed to tame!! and which is unsurprisingly hot rod red)


Finally we come to righteous daughter of Space Nigger leader who has to show “All American hero” the ropes, who of course falls out with said hero but of course finally goes over like a one legged old lady on a frosty morning (no doubt creating yet another half caste in the process)


Anyway the climax arrives where “All American hero” now leads the Space Niggers who seem to be set on Kill Kill Kill (no change there) in an all out defense of their tree (yep they live up a tree so no change there either!) with bows and arrows against what seems to be a force of such force they really couldn’t fail, but of course all the animals in the space jungle join in and give the US a good kicking for a change.


Avatar is a mixture of every American film you have ever seen (all the plots from American films are transferable because all Hollywood commissioning editors are about 16 years old! but this just takes the piss) we can prove this, see the story of Pocahontas below!


BUT it is World Cup year and all those big US multinationals do want you all to go to Africa and buy their drinks hotel rooms etc and they play a huge part in funding these films so they let the spades win this time!


Mix in the worst dialogue I have ever had the misfortune to sit through, and you have Avatar the most expensive, most over hyped, most poorly directed, most poorly acted, heap of SHIT EVER to crawl out of toilet known as Hollywood.