FOOTBALL FANS in the central African state of Congo were hurling accusations of witchcraft at each other yesterday after a freak blast of lightning struck dead an entire team on the playing field while their opponents were left completely untouched.
Mr Yambo Di Sambo (pictured below) of the Congolese FA said "De team from the "Coon and Slappa" football & social club in JamboJambo. Were playing the "Dodajiggyinoutting" leisure centre side from Brazzaville when de lightening strike"
He went on to say "Ah tink it was definitely de the work of witches".
"So it is not surprising de fans decided to butcher each odder in de stands, you cannot be to careful when der are witches about"
Mr Di Sambo categorically denied he had ANY connections with Witchcraft himself " Dis is a scandalous lie I will put a curse on anyone who spreads it"
Mr DiSambo later offered us £5 not to print his picture!
Mr Di Sambo categorically denied he had ANY connections with Witchcraft himself " Dis is a scandalous lie I will put a curse on anyone who spreads it"
Mr DiSambo later offered us £5 not to print his picture!
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