Wednesday 27 June 2007

Imigration is Good for the UK (if you follow these simple rules)

All Immigrants to the UK should now be made to agree to sign a document agreeing to the following.

1. They agree to serve in HM services or a newly formed Civil Corps for a minimum of two years.

2. They agree that they cannot draw any social benefits including free use of the NHS and authority funded / subsidised housing until they have been paying income tax in the United Kingdom at the appropriate rate for a minimum of two years (four years for those bringing more than one child into the UK, Six years for anyone bringing more than two children to the UK)

3. That they understand that should they undertake any activity deemed to be threat to the security of the United Kingdom during the next 25 years of their residency they will be prosecuted for treason, and either permanently expelled upon completion of their sentence, or their remains sent to their country of origin for burial at their relatives expense.

4. They agree to learn English at their own expense, and should they or members of their family fail to attain a “decent” standard of spoken and written English within three years they will automatically forfeit their right to remain in the UK.

These simple points should not prove to be a problem for any one who genuinely wishes to come to the UK to adopt our way of life, after all what other reason would anyone have for coming here?

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