Supidity is clearly no defence

Words cannot express our delight at the guilty verdict handed down to these two halfwits, it may just reinforce the stay away from Drugs message that is clearly NOT getting through to some of our less intelligent yooth.

A verdict is expected today in the case of two British teenagers accused of trying to smuggle drugs from Ghana to the UK.

The trial of Yasemin Vatansever and Yatunde Diya, both 16 and from north London, began in July after the two girls were arrested at an airport in Accra on July 2.

They stand accused of drug smuggling and under Ghanaian law will face up to three years in prison if found guilty.

The two teenagers were allegedly found with £300,000 worth of cocaine, but insist they were set up.

On July 12 they were provisionally charged with illegal possession of drugs and attempting to smuggle more than 6kg (13lb) of cocaine into the UK.

The girls, who deny the charges, are being tried under Ghana's progressive Juvenile Justice Act, meaning their trial must be completed within six months.

Miss Vatansever is the London-born daughter of immigrants from Cyprus, while Miss Diya, is a British citizen of Nigerian descent.

An wat realy vexin dem, is dey aint never gonna see al dem sweet trainer and massive bling dat guy promise dem fwa back in da hood innit

Translation in the Queens English below

Apparently what is really annoying them is the fact that they will now never see the lovely training shoes, Jewelery and trinkets the nice gentleman promised they would be able to treat themselves to when they arrived back in London with the drugs.