Monday, 18 February 2008

We decided It was the best course of action













So you reckon
Nationalise it yeah?

Alistair Darling the clown in charge of Circus Labours cash box (seen above with his advisor's) has had what he thinks is a brilliant idea “I am going to nationalise Northern Rock”


However Northern Rocks new executive chairman Ron Sandler has rather blown Darlings gaff by saying “All plans to save Northern Rock carry risks and there is no guarantee they will succeed”

Translated into plain English this means the following:

“Phew we (the bankers) are off the hook thank fuck” and that twat Darling is going to have to deal with a world of shit, We all know damn well the tax payer will have to foot a massive bill in the not too distant future, when those mugs at no 10 and 11 realise they cannot run a broken down circus let alone a fucking bank!!!

Still bloody nice of him to sling at that free cash our way though, Now where can I find another cushy directorship? I wonder if there is anything going at the bank of England, they do a damned good lunch there.

Shadow chancellor George Osbourne said Mr Darling was a "dead man walking" (We do hope he is right!) and nationalising the bank had taken the country "back to the 1970s and the failed policies of Labour's past".

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