John Prescott, Britain's least successful bulimic, is beginning his fight back!
Mandrake hears that the former deputy prime minister has discreetly deployed Alan Schofield, his former special adviser who left him to work for the public relations company Bell Pottinger, to finesse his public image.
"Alan has been fielding a few calls from journalists and doing what he can to try to rebuild John's image," whispers my man in Whitehall.
"John was very upset that when he admitted he'd had bulimia in his memoirs … there was not a greater outpouring of public sympathy."
What a pompous fat cunt this failure is!
The fact is the public saw his alleged "confession" for what is was yet more hot air designed to assist Labours election aims.
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