Monday 21 April 2008

John Prescott "claims" he had bulimia for two years!

It would seem that we at the smugboard were not alone in knowing that two Jags Prescott was a complete waste of skin and natural resources such as oxygen and a complete failure as a politician and loyal husband

The fat bastard Prescott
clearly knew he was a total fuck up as well!

"I'm sure it was to do with stress," he wrote in yesterday's Sunday Times, which is to serialise his memoirs. "I wasn't doing it all the time, and there would be gaps of weeks and months, but during those years when we first got into power, I let things get on top of me and took refuge in stuffing my face."


But the reality of his massive bulk does rather make a lie of his confession to being Bulimic for a two year period! (Perhaps he only likes making others sick?)

So call us old cynics if you like, but Circus Labour need to start coming up with plausible story's now as to why so many of their appointments failed, Why? they will be asking for your vote again soon of course!

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