Glastonbury was not the only party this weekend!

Apparently the criminals there are "Angry" at being told they have to abide by the same rules as the rest of civilised society SO............BROADMOOR bosses threw a party for the killers and perverts inside to pacify them before a smoking ban comes in tonight.

Thousands of pounds of taxpayers’ money were spent on a “Wellness Day” at the top-security hospital.

The 260 patients enjoyed a slap-up barbecue – with sirloin steaks and chicken – while a steel band played amid a series of fete games in a carnival atmosphere.

Fiends such as Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe, cannibal killer Peter Bryan and Stockwell Strangler Kenneth Erskine were invited to the all-day bash.

Broadmoor hopes that the gesture heads off any trouble over the ban.

A source said: “There is huge resentment among the patients as 75 per cent smoke. Prisoners are allowed to smoke in jails, (Er Why?) but Broadmoor is a hospital. Under NHS guidelines, patients will have fags confiscated


We have a question.
Surely the governors at Broadmoore have a "Duty of care" to their charges, So if these people are there because they are "insane" and unable to make rational decisions, so have the Governors not been in breach of that duty of care by allowing them to smoke?

We wonder how long it will be before the first claim for damages against the prison service for allowing a loony to smoke and die appears!