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Homosexuals should carry warning tattoos, says chaplain

The chaplain to the London Stock Exchange has said that homosexuals should be tattooed with health warnings similar to those seen on cigarette packets.

Rev Dr Peter Mullen reportedly said in an internet blog homosexuality was "clearly unnatural" and was the "cause of fatal disease" Photo: JIM WINSLET

The Rev Dr Peter Mullen said in an blog that homosexuality was "clearly unnatural, a perversion and corruption of natural instincts and affections" and "a cause of fatal disease".

He recommended that homosexual practices be discouraged "after the style of warnings on cigarette packets".

He wrote: "Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS."

In an earlier posting, the Rev Mullen, who is also rector of St Michael's Cornhill and St Sepulchre without Newgate in the City, wrote a poem about the blessing of two gay priests by the Rev Martin Dudley.

The poem begins: "The Bishop of London is in a high huff, Because Dr Dudley has married a puff; And not just one puff - he's married another: Two priests, two puffs and either to other."

It concludes: "Of such Dr Dudley a goldmine has found, From shaven-head puftas the nuptial pink pound.

"The new Church of England embraces diversity, A fresh modulation on ancient perversity."

Peter Tatchell of gay rights group OutRage! (wanker) Demanded that the Rev Mullen resign.

He said: "As a chaplain, Rev Mullen ought to be a spiritual guide to all employees of the Stock Exchange.
"Given his quite outrageous homophobia, not only would lesbian and gay employees feel unable to approach him but even heterosexual staff would find what he said deeply offensive and off-putting.
"He should resign or be sacked. If he was mocking black or Jewish people in a similar vein, the Stock Exchange would instantly remove him and the Church would relieve him of his duties. He is not even fit to be a parish priest."
But the rector insisted that he meant to harm: "I wrote some satirical things on my blog and anybody with an ounce of sense of humour or any understanding of the tradition of English satire would immediately assume that they're light-hearted jokes. I certainly have nothing against homosexuals. Many of my dear friends have been and are of that persuasion. What I have got against them is the militant preaching of homosexuality."

Don't worry mate, if you get the chop the Muslims will welcome you with open arms, your almost talking their language (they would probably have suggested stoning the queers to death) but you will never have to worry about criticism of your views once you are part of their clan.

They don't give a monkeys about upsetting the likes of Tatchell and no one in authority in the UK will dare take on the Muslims!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our opinion? you are a classic mate, and we have absolutely no doubt you will have 100% backing of your flock at the stock exchange they must be pissing themselves I can just imagine how upset the traders will be about pissing off Tatchell and the rest of the more militant bum fanciers.

But more to the point is why does the Stock Exchange has a chaplain? the ONLY God worshiped down there is cold hard cash?