Here is our simple guide to how to vote on Strictly Come Dancing

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This is our simple to follow how to vote on Strictly Come Dancing,

Young Marketable Scrubber Stay Balding old Wrinkly GO


Given the fact the owners of “Strictly Come Dancing” sole purpose for the show is for them to make huge sums of money by ensuring that only a young marketable candidate wins.

They have now made it crystal clear that they will no longer tolerate the public ruining there plans by voting for people THEY feel should win! by changing the rules for the next series.

They have also done a deal with John Sargent to leave the show immediately, and for anyone who thinks he may just have done the decent thing! You do not actually think he went of his own accord do you?

He is a “TV personality, publicity is his oxygen he would have got more work from this, than the last 20 years he did NOT jump he was pushed.

So why bother putting cash in the show owner’s pockets by bothering to vote?

If you do must be very very stupid! The only thing your vote can archive is to put cash the hands of people who have rigged a show in favor of THEIR chosen winner!"

Get these cynical wankers OUT of TV now

After we had written this piece we saw this which just PROVES how cynical the whole fucking thing is.

The political correspondent has a contract to give after-dinner speeches and show off his dance skills on a cruise that includes a trip through the Panama Canal.

The trip begins six days after his last appearance on the BBC1 talent show, on Saturday night, and has prompted speculation he quit because he had expected to be voted out by viewers before the holiday started.

Sergeant, 64, has denied there is any connection between the trip and his decision to leave the programme, whose final episode will be broadcast on the Saturday before Christmas.

"I do have a contract with a cruise liner to take me through the Panama Canal in a couple of weeks, but that didn't have anything to do with it," he insisted.

He will appear on the P&O vessel Oceana, which is scheduled to visit nine countries in 14 days. A spokesman for P&O said: "No doubt John will give some tango tips."

Judges on the show have criticised the public for keeping Sergeant on the show, saying that what started as a "joke" vote for the worst performer was no longer funny.

In a statement, Sergeant said: "I am sorry to say I have decided to leave Strictly Come Dancing.

"It was always my intention to have fun on the show and I was hoping to stay in as long as possible. The trouble is that there is now a real danger that I might win the competition. Even for me that would be a joke too far.