An image of an obese passenger squeezed into an economy airline seat has reopened a debate about how airlines deal with growing numbers of over-sized passengers.
Oh good we say perhaps we can start to debate some of the more irritating aspects of flight for normal sized passengers whilst we are at it!
Anyone who flys on a regular basis will know just how much total shit we have to put up with from litigation terrified airlines.
Lets start with those MUSLIM action enforced security checks.................The ones now being conducted by untrained Muslim agency staff! or some other illiterate retard who "always wanted to be a policeman" but was too stupid to get in (Unbelievable that anyone could be "that" stupid I know)
Then we have to endure Clueless Dolly's telling you to put a plastic carrier bag weighing 2 oz "under the seat in front of you or in the overhead locker" - Limp wristed stewards telling "Not to block the isle" - snotty cabin crew telling you to turn off your Walkman during takeoff or landing, I really do not get that one at all.
After all If the plane lands safely what harm have you caused? if you crash you will either be dead or realise it might be a good time to take the earphones out and listen for instructions. That is once of the female & gay staff have finished screaming of course I am convinced one days on the cheap training in a Luton swimming pool does NOT guarantee cabin staff who are experts in an air-crash situation.
Then we get to the REAL issue here
Firstly how does this bloke get a safety belt on? he cant, so why do we have to wear one?
How does he "Stop blocking the isle"? he cant, and my bag is much quicker to move when someone needs it moved and will do less damage than this fucking unrestrained elephant in a crash!"
Will the passengers on his right be compensated for putting up with a fat sweaty smelly dollop for how ever long their flight is?
This just proves all those so called safety rules are pure BULLSHIT designed to keep us quiet in our seats and let the cabin crew get back to the cockpit (Apt Name) and carry on sucking the pilot and co pilot off.
So what to do with fat dollops who insist on flying???? PUT THEM IN THE HOLD with the rest of the freight that should give the fat cunts plenty of incentive to diet!
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