The mysoginist savages will have their pound of flesh but..............

In all fairness on this occasion we cannot blame them!! I know this will surprise some of our readers but.....

Michelle Palmer the British tart caught having sex on a public beach fears authorities will make an example of her. Good we hope they do!

1. The sad old slapper knew the laws on public decency, after all she has been working there for three years!.
   
   
2. The cop who eventually arrested her, had already let her off once!
   
   
3. It is a Muslim country so common courtesy tells you not to abuse the "Privilege" of being allowed to drink, so we have little sympathy with Ms Palmer, this is just another example of Brits loose morals getting them into trouble, (Remember the druggy little tart Scarlett Keeling?)
   
   
4. it is about time UK nationals started to respect other peoples cultures when they are in their countries.
   
   

We thought we would put a snaps in to show Ms Palmer a little of what she can start looking forward to. And make no bones about it with the price of oil so high, the old slapper can expect little help from any of "Circus Labour's" failures.

Gormless Gordon already upset OPEC members by telling them to drop oil prices yet at the same time refusing to cut the tax which is actually far higher than the cost of the oil in the first place!!!!!!

JUSTICE in Dubai and the rest of the United Arab Emirates is super-strict compared to Britain. (we could learn from some of this)

There are fearsome sentences and jails are notorious. (Good Idea)

Penalties for drugs include EXECUTION by firing squad, stoning or beheading. (Great Idea)

Radio 1 DJ Grooverider – real name Raymond Bingham, 40 – was jailed for four years after 2g of cannabis was found in his pocket. (Typical of his ilke so arrogant they think they can do as they like)

And a teenage girl was sentenced to 60 lashes for illicit sex. (This would help us hard working tax payers save money instead of being "forced to support" thousand of illegitimate babies each year do not forget Contraception is free! So we say a good idea)

Prisoners have told of appalling regimes inside jails, with inmates often flogged and raped. (Great Idea)

Booze is available to non-Muslims at hotel bars, but it is an offence to drink or be drunk in public. (this is very fair in our opinion)

Sentences can include long prison terms or heavy fines and one woman was whipped 80 times. (Depends what she was guilty of)

"my children are not safe" Oh and who's fault is that then Cheri?

That criminal waste of flesh & oxygen,, Cheri Blair says "her children are not safe on the streets"! and get this "She is worried that knife and gun crime among teenagers is more common than official figures suggest! (NO surely not!!!)

Ah.....poor Cheri so you are finally facing the grim reality of you husbands criminal neglect of immigration, law and order and foul bias against the indigeonous white anglo saxon population of the UK for the last 11 years!
No doubt meaning that you are finding out what millions of britons without official cars and 24/7 protection already know only too well.........

The multi cultural republic of Englandistan is now a third world toilet of a nation, that resembles every other wog infested shit hole on the planet, Violent, Crumbling & going bankrupt!

Well love as for the figures.............we have news for you, your old man and his cronies have been making them up for the last 11 years, dont pretend you didn't know!

We know the streets are not safe we have always known no matter what phoney Tony said, We know "Circus Labour" have been making it up ever since they got in.

The really tragic part is .... We the hard working tax payer have been funding your dream world existence, whilst watching you and your ilk drag our once proud nation down to the level of the lowest common denominator


Anyway here is her ramble

The wife of former prime minister Tony Blair also called for more projects with inner city children that teach them "old fashioned values", like saying "please" and "thank you".

The news came as a Home Office minister said that new sentencing guidelines which will only fine children who are caught with knives should be reviewed.

Mrs Blair was appearing for the first time in front of MPs in the House of Commons as part of her role on an independent investigation into young people using knives and guns.

It follows a string of high-profile teenage deaths at the hands of fellow youngsters. The latest fatality was 16-year-old Ben Kinsella, who was stabbed to death outside a north London bar on Sunday.

Mrs Blair said: "As a parent I am concerned about what's happening when my children are on the street and I know I am not unique in that by any means.

"Anecdotally it seems clear that the perception is that it's much worse," she said.

"I think the evidence that we heard from people on the street and indeed the figures we were getting from hospitals, is that there are more people presenting with injuries caused in this way.

"Because this is almost a new phenomenon - that younger children are carrying knives and, sadly, using them - the statistics are not looking at the right areas. They need to broaden what they are looking at."(How cynical can you get! She finaly realises Circus Labour have got the UK in the shit, so make it appear it has only happened since phoney Tony left office just in case it fucks up his chances of driving the Europe gravy train.)

Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe 'a hero', say African leaders

Private Eye sums up the sham election of the Nazi Mugabe perfectly, but we have to ask yet again how stupid & corrupt can Africans get? well check out our headline it says it all


We stated only a short while ago that all African leaders were as corrupt as each other and yesterdays vile display proved us 100% CORRECT again!

And reenforces our view that Africa is doomed to failure as long as it continues to try to "govern"!(SIC) its self.

South Africa's Mbeki could easily stop the violence in Rhodesia but he decided not too as the AU has a policy of not criticiseing its members (Why because they are all first and foremost crooks and secondly in African culture loss of face is a complete no no!) so it enables these joke summits to continue.

President Omar Bongo of Gabon, who has held power for 41 years and won a series of widely criticised elections, gave his public backing for Mr Mugabe as leaders met in the Egyptian resort of Sharm el-Sheikh.

"He was elected, he took an oath, and he is here with us, so he is President and we cannot ask him more," said Mr Bongo. "He conducted elections and I think he won."

Mr Bongo added that African leaders would not allow Western governments to dictate their view of Zimbabwe. "We have even received Mugabe as a hero," he said. "We understand the attacks but this is not the way they should react. What they've done is, in our opinion, a little clumsy, and we think they could have consulted us first."

Some keys facts about the crook Um Bongo

• We should point out that Bongo ran Gabon as a single party state for 15 years!
• In 2003 Bongo changed the country's constitution to eliminate any restrictions on the number of terms a president can serve!
• So in February 2008, Bongo became the world's longest serving ruler, excluding monarchies!
• Bongo is one of the wealthiest heads of state in the world, with this attributed primarily from the benefits of oil revenue and corruption!
• No wonder Bongo thinks Mugabe is a hero!
  

Also almost ALL African leaders adore Mugabe because he took power by force from the only people who ever ran Africa properly (and the wogs know it) The WHITES,

Amy Whiner was crap and violent

As usual the Smugboard were right on the money as far as Whining Amy is concerend!
Not only was she carried throughout her entire embarrassing "performance" by her backing singers and dancers, she staggered about and falteringly uttered words that we took to be the songs that Mark Ronson has wriiten for her!

Towards the end of her set at the festival, the Camden-based singer climbed down to the pit in front of the Pyramid stage to meet fans.

She was falteringly belting out her hit Rehab and flirting with the crowd when the scuffle happened with an unseen reveller.

Winehouse's spokespeople told Sky News that a woman had grabbed the singer's hair and Amy was simply trying to push her away.

An Avon and Somerset Police spokesman said no complaints of assault were received about the clash.

Subsequently, there would be no investigation, he said.

During the gig, the Grammy-Award winner could not resist pining for her imprisoned husband Blake Fielder-Civil, telling the audience "my husband is out of jail in two weeks". (like we give a fuck about the nasty vicious bastard, and she should watch out, he will not have liked her playing away, so we can look forward to Orrible Amy with a black eye)

Amy thrusts out her elbow at another fan

You are no great talent Amy, your writers are but you aint!!!

Browns Clowns ensure UK Borders now officialy open to terrorists

A devastating official report has warned. It claims reforms to the Customs service under Gordon Brown have left UK borders almost defenceless!

So someone has finally said, what we at the Smugboard have known since Circus labour came to power first under "Bliar" and now "Brown The Clown" this bunch of self serving slime balls are as much good as keeping the UK safe as a condom with a hole in it, is at stopping you getting the pox!

So, Read this and weep (yet again)

The report by Her Majesty’s Inspectorate of Constabulary comes as the Tories prepare to unveil plans for a powerful new Border Police Force.

The HMIC found that controversial changes made when Mr Brown was Chancellor had left borders exposed.

Customs officers had been removed from many smaller ports, leaving them wide open to terror threats and illegal immigrants. (Oh smart move Gordy)

Staff were withdrawn from ports in the West Country, the North, East Anglia, Wales and Scotland, and put into mobile teams. But these have spent almost all their time in the major bases like Dover and airports including Heathrow. (Exactly as any sensible person knew they would be)

The report said this meant Customs had been left with little idea of what was happening outside those major bases.
Cuts have left Customs with just FIVE boats to patrol Britain’s 7,758-mile coastline – fewer than in landlocked Switzerland. (Yep about sum's up Britain under Labour any ponce can live the life of Riely here but protect the tax payer? No fucking chance)
The report warns that the shrinking fleet “means that vessels cannot be boarded or observed” along many parts of the coastline.
The Government currently divides border responsibility between the police and the Border and Immigration Agency, which is run as an arm of the civil service. (Oh lovely, another gold plated pension gravy train, that is no doubt staffed by unintelligible, failures recruited under Labours new positive discrimination rules, and paid for by the hard working tax payer)
Tomorrow the Conservatives will announce a plan – drawn up by former Met Police chief Lord Stevens – for a special police force dedicated to protecting borders from terrorists, smugglers and illegal immigrants.
The new service would be led by a Chief Constable, responsible to the Home Secretary.
The Tories say their plans will help rebuild Customs’ intelligence capability and tackle threats such as people-trafficking.
A senior source said: “Labour has lost control of our porous borders.
“This has not only had negative consequences for illegal immigration but has also allowed human trafficking and the smuggling of weapons and drugs to flourish.
“A Conservative government will implement a dedicated force with the powers to properly secure our borders.” (We hope so)

Glastonbury was not the only party this weekend!

Apparently the criminals there are "Angry" at being told they have to abide by the same rules as the rest of civilised society SO............BROADMOOR bosses threw a party for the killers and perverts inside to pacify them before a smoking ban comes in tonight.

Thousands of pounds of taxpayers’ money were spent on a “Wellness Day” at the top-security hospital.

The 260 patients enjoyed a slap-up barbecue – with sirloin steaks and chicken – while a steel band played amid a series of fete games in a carnival atmosphere.

Fiends such as Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe, cannibal killer Peter Bryan and Stockwell Strangler Kenneth Erskine were invited to the all-day bash.

Broadmoor hopes that the gesture heads off any trouble over the ban.

A source said: “There is huge resentment among the patients as 75 per cent smoke. Prisoners are allowed to smoke in jails, (Er Why?) but Broadmoor is a hospital. Under NHS guidelines, patients will have fags confiscated


We have a question.
Surely the governors at Broadmoore have a "Duty of care" to their charges, So if these people are there because they are "insane" and unable to make rational decisions, so have the Governors not been in breach of that duty of care by allowing them to smoke?

We wonder how long it will be before the first claim for damages against the prison service for allowing a loony to smoke and die appears!

Hip Hop comes to Glastonbury and ...........................

Thefts are up "Double" on previous years!!!! Anyone want to take a stab (no pun intended) in the dark as to why???

When will people learn, Wherever you find "Hip Hop" you WILL find criminal behaviour

Respek Michael, Respek, but WE shall be giving it a miss next time!!!!!

So what if Muslims do not like sniffer dogs being used on them!

Well we have news for Muslims,

We the non Islamic community do not like being blown apart by a bunch of backward looking misogynists. What is worse? Having to comply with the laws of the country you choose to live in?
Or being blown to bits for being a non beliver ? Its a no brain'er and those Muslims who do not agree should go and live somewhere were Islam is the dominant culture.

Today Circus Labour has surrendered the safety of the British public to Islam.

the very people who murdered innocent people on the transport system during the7/7 attacks have won,

How? They object to sniffer dogs being used upon them at railway stations

POLICE sniffer dogs trained to spot terrorists at railway stations may no longer come into contact with Muslim passengers – after complaints that it is against the suspects’ religion, station security measures in the wake of the 2005 London suicide bomb attacks. In one trial, some female Muslims said the use of a body scanner was also unacceptable because it was tantamount to being forced to strip. (So what? why are they more entitled to privacy than western women? and lets not forget it is Muslims that are doing the killings here! so they should also have to suffer a little inconvenience)

We are sick and tired of Muslims and their lying whinging demands for special treatment in the UK, They want to use their so called religion to avoid the procedures put in place to stop them murdering us and our children.

Do not forget MUSLIMS DO NOT LIKE US or OUR WAY OF LIFE they want to turn the UK into an Islamic State and will happily kill as many of us as it takes to achive their aims, they are evil and untrustworthy.


Remember who did this?, Sniffer dogs would have stopped THEM, Now they will never be allowed to as it upsets the Muslim terrorists!!!

Of course it s all just posturing they are all in it together

After Nelson Mandela "finally" admitted Zimbabwe was suffering a failure of leadership ahead of a run-off presidential poll. (he clearly did not want to say anything until every white Rhodesian farmer had been robbed and beaten blind by his fellow black men)

The chief whip for Mr Mugabe's Zanu-PF party said Mr Mandela's comments were unacceptable and unfortunate for a man of his stature.

"I don't see the merit in that kind of statement," said Jerome MacDonald’s Gumbo (we kid you not! And what an appropriate name!), adding that the judgement was "totally unacceptable" (this boy is good Brown should have him in charge of his spin dept)

He vowed that Friday's presidential election would not be postponed, despite the withdrawal of Morgan Tsvangirai, leader of the opposition Movement for Democratic Change. "There is no chance of that. There is no reason," he said.(especially as his tribal chief is going to be heading up the winning side again!)

The president has said he was open to negotiations with "anyone", but only after the vote.(We bet he will!)

We simply cant wait to see how the EU's so called resolve to ban this murderer from it territory falls apart when he wants to visit again, remember the Italians couldn't keep him out even though he was supposedly banned from entering Europe already!!!!!...... We will let you know the minute he sets foot in Europe next it wont be long.

This old stinker is shagged out

Clearly staggering on stage pissed, stumbling around whilst telling the audience your boyfriend will do the fucking lot of them before staggering off again after 5 mins is a good deal more taxing than we thought.

According to press reports even that, will be too much for Orrible Amy to manage for two days in quick succession leaving the old ratter unable to appear (Hooray) at either the Mandela spade aid gig or Glastonbury..

Is it us or does she look like she just fell out of a skip?

Africa loves Mugabe

Why?...................

Because all African leaders are as bad and corrupt as each other!!!

While a few African leaders are calling for President Robert Mugabe to postpone Zimbabwe's presidential run-off election tomorrow, many who are pointing the finger face similar allegations of electoral fraud and intimidation in their own countries. Nelson Mandela a supposed democrat and former leader of Umkhonto we Sizwe (The terrorist wing of the miss named "ANC") has also kept very quiet on the subject!!

Mugabe, president since independence from Britain, has presided over Zimbabwe's slide from one of the region's most prosperous nations to a basket case with inflation estimated to have hit at least 2 million percent!

He of course blames the crisis on sanctions by Britain and other Western countries, Yeah Right!


Lets get the facts straight, Africa ONLY WORKED when Whites ran it! Why do you think that is?

£1bn deal to build 2012 Olympic Village venue faces collapse over credit crunch

Well we reminded you all on Wednesday the 18^th June just 7 days ago!!!!!

That the Olympics budget will inflate to a minimum of £15 Billion. Just in case you did not believe us, here comes the next bit of proof!

Read it and weep after all its your pocket they are picking!

A £1 billion deal to fund the biggest venue on the Olympic park in East London is in jeopardy as the developer struggles to raise capital because of the credit crunch.

It is almost certain that the taxpayer will have to bail out the project, which could collapse if the Olympic Delivery Authority (ODA) cannot agree new terms with the contractor.

Lend Lease, an Australian company, is having trouble raising its £450 million share of the investment because of the unwillingness of banks to lend in the current economic climate and the downturn in the housing market. (How come a British company did not get the contract? So that’s yet more of the tax payers cash being filtered OUT of the UK economy on a project we are all being told is “Good for Britain”!!)

David Higgins, chief executive of the ODA, admitted that a deal would not be completed before Christmas. However, Lend Lease issued a warning that it may walk away from the deal, leaving the Government to foot the entire bill for the Olympic village.

It will not be long before a big sponsor pulls out, Just wait and See!!!!

More Cynical Impotent Rubbish from New Labour

The UK’s unelected Scott’s PM is in so much of a political hole (of Circus Labours own making lets not forget) at present he has decided he and senior members of his circus need to play the international statesman (so they did learn one thing from Bliar)
Why? they know it requires far less real commitment, action or leadership and it looks so much better in the press than “Labour in fresh balls up”

So lets examine what these clueless cretins are “saying” instead of “doing” this week:

Foreign Secretary David Miliband On Iran:
Britain warned Iran on Wednesday it will suffer growing economic and political isolation if it makes the "wrong choice" and fails to comply with United Nations resolutions on curbing its nuclear programme.
"The diplomatic track has to work -- the alternatives are appalling," Foreign Secretary David Miliband wrote in a commentary in the International Herald Tribune newspaper.
Western powers suspect Iran, the world's fourth-largest oil exporter, of seeking to build nuclear arms. Tehran denies this, saying its nuclear programme is for peaceful power generation. The standoff between the West and Iran has sparked fears of a military confrontation that would disrupt oil supplies.
Miliband insisted the diplomatic "dual track" approach -- combining increasing sanctions with the prize of economic and political cooperation if Tehran complies -- can still succeed.

Why on earth is Britain doing getting involved in the whole Iran thing anyway? The Yanks WILL be going in there from our shores anyway Gordon Brown will have agreed to that without any question, and the spate of UFO sightings in the UK prove beyond any doubt the US are already flying their latest super secret spy kit from our bases; so we are already doing far more than we need to

Secondly due to Circus Labours criminal neglect of our armed services budget and recruitment plans, we no longer have any reserves of troops left to send in to Iran!
Bliar deployed most of them in Iraq to get Halliburton some more Oil contracts and the rest he sent to Afghanistan to um do............... well something that will no doubt benefit his new mates in the good ole US of A.


Brown the Clown on Rhodesia (The correct name for Zimboibwa or what ever the current incumbent wog is calling it this week, the next tribal chief will change it again no doubt)
The government said on Wednesday it was preparing tougher sanctions against specific members of the Zimbabwean government and urged world leaders to work together to remove President Robert Mugabe from power.

"We are preparing intensified sanctions, financial and travel sanctions, against named members of the Mugabe regime," Prime Minister Gordon Brown told parliament.
He said the way forward for the country was United Nations and the African Union "working together for a change of regime."

Brown also said his government was speaking to the England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB) with a view to banning the Zimbabwean cricket team from touring England next year.

What on earth is this stupid man waffling about now?
Mugabe was supposed to be banned from travelling to Europe but he arrived in Italy to attend a “Food Summit” the excuse given as too why he was allowed to enter Italy ? The Summit was not organised by the EU!! So we KNOW travel restrictions are complete bollocks.

As for "Financial Sanctions" Gordon you Muppet, the nigger Mugbe has already robbed his nations bank dry, what the fuck does he care if his people suffer your are hitting the wrong people as usual!

If his fellow Africans do not care about their own kind (lets not forget Tribal rivalries play a big part here,and no they have not moved on from mud huts and spears) why the hell should we?

Oh and cancelling the cricket will save thousands of lives wont it! Go Gordon Baby you are clearly on a roll.

IF world leaders wanted Mugabe out they would have used Special Forces to wipe him out long ago.

The fact is ALL politicians need a pariah state to be able to point to now and again to deflect voter’s attention when things get a bit tough on the home front.

Gordon, you and your clowns have just proved how cynical you all are, now please do us all a favour and:
FUCK OFF

Circus Labour bollocking everyone except the guilty

Given tough talking “Brown the Clown’s” record on standing up to anyone bar the hapless tax payer, somehow I don’t think this lot will be shitting themselves too much!

Interestingly enough no mention of the energy source that impacts all of us most Petrol & Diesel prices.

But then it is the govt who is responsible for the crippling price of this energy, NOT the suppliers, A point the head wog from Saudi pointed out the other day and which “Brown the Clown” chose to ignore “WANKER”

The bosses of the UK's six biggest energy firms are facing a grilling from MPs amid growing public anger over rising bills.

The Business and Enterprise Select Committee will probe the chief executives of British Gas, EDF, npower, E.ON, Scottish Power, and Scottish & Southern Energy.

The average dual fuel customer is now paying nearly 15a% more - £1,048 - for gas and electricity after the latest round of increases.

This is nearly double five years ago - and the fear is bills could go up by another 40% later this year as firms tackle rising costs.

This would add a potential £400 to increasingly strained household budgets.

The chiefs of the "big six" are expected to argue the doubling of wholesale gas prices for the coming winter give them little option.

In Europe, wholesale gas costs are linked to oil prices, which have surged to near $140 a barrel.

Customers have also been hit by the cost of industry's efforts to tackle climate change.

The MPs launched their inquiry into the market in May after complaints energy firms were colluding on prices and over charging customers.

"Browns Clowns" Still woefully off the mark

Ed Balls, one of Gordon Browns Clowns is following a well established Labour principal "Attempting to shut the stable door after the horse has bolted" yet again.

And this time only a mere 30 years after the problem first reared its head.

Children's Secretary Ed Balls has promised to tackle parents who refuse to allow teachers to discipline their children.

Some headteachers put pupils in detention only for parents to march into class and demand their children be allowed to leave, according to Mr Balls.

He has asked the Government's school behaviour adviser Sir Alan Steer to investigate how heads can work with parents who challenge their authority.

Speaking to heads at the National College for School Leadership conference in Birmingham, Mr Balls will say: "When I talk to heads they say behaviour is one of their main concerns.

"Some talk of giving detentions to pupils only for the parent to come in and demand their child is let off.

OK, Here it is in Nice SLOW EASY STEPS for any Labour politicos or their feeble minded supporters that are reading this site.

This can be solved over night:

1. Bring Back Corporal Punishment to schools now.
   
   
2. Repeal the Human rights act and change the law on assault for teachers
   
   
3. Make all parents sign an agreement when their child joins a school agreeing to abide by and support the schools discipline policy. If they do not sign the child cannot attend the school.
   
   
4. Any parent who's child is not is school due to that parents refusal to sign up to any schools disciplinary code will be forced to do community service.
   

Well that is how you actually solve the problem, now lets see what an unholy "Balls" up "Ed" makes of it.... You just know he will.

Credit crunch to up cost of 2012 Olympics (We did warn you this was comming!!)

As recently as the 2nd June! we warned you all that the 2012 Olympics would bankrupt London and would ultimately end up costing you the tax payer more and more money, in fact we say the final bill will not be less than £15 Billion.


Even we were surprised that Cost pressures have already had an adverse affect on the main venues, with the budget rising 106 million pounds since November.

The price of the main stadium has already increased by 29 million pounds to 525 million pounds.

This has been mainly offset by savings elsewhere, but one billion pounds of contingency funding will be spent, according to the new mayor of London’s report.

Ross also highlighted concerns about security, saying the public could be put in danger unless plans are speeded up.

"It is absolutely vital that significant progress is made quickly on security planning so that necessary facilities are identified early enough to be provided cost effectively," it said.

"Failure to catch up and complete this work satisfactorily will have serious implications for Londoners as they will be the people most exposed to disruption and security risks."

But the report praised the progress made on the site's preparation, which is two months ahead of schedule. Johnson called for a Legacy Board of Advisers which will ask questions about value "now and not in four years' time".


So we warn you all once again, this Olympics is going bankrupt London, and the politico’s will expect you the tax payer to make up the deficit,

the pre crunch warnings are starting and its only a matter of time before the first big sponsor pulls out and that money will come from your pocket! Keep and eye on the Smugboard and watch our predictions come true.

What Olympics? we hear you ask, "the one's you couldn’t get into because all the tickets had gone to those on the gravy train and the tout's"!

Send this Ugly Fat Evil Cowardly bastard Abu Qatada to Jordan NOW whether he or the British courts want him to go or NOT!

The courts in the UK show how ineffective they are by releasing yet another murderous Sand Wog on bail!

Of course “Brown the Clown” and fellow "wanker" tough talking Tony McNulty pledged at the time that the killer cleric Abu Qatada“would not be released” of course he was released, they really are fucking useless aren't they.

This "tough" statement of course meant that anyone with a half a functioning brain knew immediately the courts would of course be doing the absolute opposite! In fact Abu Qatada, who has been described as Osama bin Laden's right-hand man in Europe, is to be released on bail within the next 24 hours. But just to reassure you all. He will be required to wear an electronic tag and remain in his home for 22 hours a day (Oh and who in their right mind believes he will comply with that? We certainly do not)

The eight-page bail order, released by the Special Immigration Appeals Commission, specifies that Qatada is barred from associating with a range of people - including Osama bin Laden!! (Oh sure he is bound to bump into Osama bin Laden in EastHam or Southall isn't he, we are more concerned about the many other 5th columnists lurking within and hidden by the Muslim community in the UK we have no protection from them)

Even the Special Immigration Appeals Commission SIAC has previously labelled Qatada a "truly dangerous individual" (But clearly not dangerous enough for our courts to keep him away from the general public!)

This mass murderer has been convicted in his absence in Jordan of involvement with terror attacks in 1998.

So why does this evil creature not want to leave the UK apart from all his Social Security payments that is. Given his preaching on Non Muslim countries he is in direct contradiction of his own views!

One of Abu Qatada's books, Islamic Movements and Contemporary Alliances, argues essentially for no affiliation whatsoever between Muslim and non-Muslim countries.

Dozens of writings and a few audio recordings of Abu Qatada are stored on the Tawhed website, which is al-Qaeda's online library, run by the organization of Abu Qatada's fellow Jordanian Abu Muhammad al-Maqdisi (who is the chief cleric of al-Qaeda in Iraq.

In April, he defeated the efforts of the British Government to deport him back to Jordan. (Well that cannot have been too tricky, Circus Labour have not got a clue on anything else so why should we expect them to be able to get a dangerous terrorist gone from our shores by fair means or foul. And lets not forget these cretins get 24 hour a day guarding so they will be OK anyway!!!!!!!!)

It is about time we started just sending these fuckers where we want them gone too and fuck THEIR human rights and civil liberties only our human rights and liberties are of any value NOT those of criminals and murderers.

We say the courts should obey OUR will ,they are only interested in their own rights and our government should be letting them and every proponent of the Human rights act know who is boss, us the tax payer.

Lets just send this murderer to Jordan now whether he wants to go or not, that must be our right, why should we host someone so undeserving of our hospitality,at least we can be certain THEIR judiciary will dish out some real justice!

"All the nuts come from California" No longer true

At first you may think that Stella Onions, claim that , "children should be weaned naturally until their baby teeth fall out to help fully develop their immune system" has a ring of truth about it.

However once you are exposed to a little more of her rhetoric "I grew up in South Africa where the women see breasts as something to feed your children with, not something sexual" and this is the "only reason" she insists on continuing to breast feed her children until their milk teeth fall out! (If that does not give them nightmares I do not know what will)

It becomes all too apparent that, this is nothing more than yet another loony parent living out their fantasy existence by involving their children in an "alternative" existence. Surely a family group photo should be sufficient? Not for a lifestyle zealot, they have to humiliate their children further by being shown in the act.

It then comes as no surprise she "Home Schools" he offspring (The last thing people like this want is real life experience clouding her children's view of the regime they are forced to live under in the home) the "bitty" sketch from Little Britain would have made these poor children's lives hell on earth.

No, Ms Onions is a full blown nut and living in the UK at that (Sorry California!) unfortunately she has the right to subject her children to any indignity she chooses, if she did it to one of their friends? I wonder how the law would view her affirmation Breasts are non sexual.

Words cannot express our anger at parents who wish to legitimise their alternative life styles through the involvement of their children. They are in our opinion abusers nothing less.

"You wont go far wrong if you tell the truth"..............

That is what my parents taught me!
But that was back in the days before the UK was a third world nation kept firmly under the cosh by the human rights act and the strident one legged black and asian gay and lesbian PC brigade.

One Tory councillor is now being forced to grovel for daring to speak out in an honest manner..

There really is no hope for this country!!! Read it and weep.

A Tory councillor has been accused of prejudice after suggesting immigrants should be taught that dropping litter is unacceptable.

Lucy Ivimy highlighted the problem of a council estate where a communal garden was being ruined by rubbish thrown from flats.

She said Indians in particular viewed throwing rubbish out of windows as "normal" and should be "firmly told" not to.

She said an "educational exercise" should be carried out so they stopped littering.

Miss Ivimy, 53, who sits on the Tory-run Hammersmith and Fulham Council in London, outlined her concerns in an email to Nick Johnson, chief executive of H&F Homes housing association.

She had heard about the litter problem at a residents' association meeting last week.

Her email said: "I think we need to a) sort out some regular cleaning up of the garden and b) conduct an educational exercise to tell people not to throw stuff out of the window - particularly foreign born residents.

"I know that in India throwing rubbish out of a window and total disregard for the cleanliness of a public area is normal behaviour and I dare say a number would change behaviour if firmly told that in London this is not acceptable behaviour."

Stephen Cowan, leader of the Labour group on the council, said: "It's a minority of residents who throw rubbish outside of windows and leave it in corridors.

"They are from all backgrounds and there is continuous education about what is acceptable behaviour, but it is completely wrong to say it is just people from India and all this shows is her inherent prejudice." (what a wanker)

Miss Ivimy later said: "This was a hastily written, ill thought out, stupid, personal e-mail.

"On reflection of course I can see how the comments may be offensive. That was never my intention and therefore I apologise."

Why oh why is she apologising? its is the bloody truth!

Fatso thinks its safe to go back on the box

Celebrity fatso Fern Britton "the proles" will already have forgotten about her misleading them about her weight loss in just 6 days! mind you given the kind of idiot that watches daytime TV she is probably right!

The fat fuck took the time off after apparently suffering from "nervous exhaustion" because of the criticism she received from some quarters for keeping her gastric band operation quiet, she had been giving viewers the impression it was principally down to a healthy diet and exercise. we now know she is not just fat but a lying bastard like all so called celebrities!

A Great Ad for Black People

Well we asked some time ago "can Africans get any more stupid"?
Well you will be depressed to hear that Afro Caribbean's have certainly found news ways of making themselves look utterly stupid.

I assume the fat black tart at the beginning of the video below (Entitled: Can I smell yo dick! we kid you not, you could not make this up!) feels that wagging her head from side to side makes her look empowered, we felt it made her look like something out of a circus, as for the fat blonde whore hanging with the "fat wanker" that really is damaged goods.

This kind of rubbish must make the heart of any community worker trying to get black people taken more seriously SINK.. Still proves our point about the degenerative nature of rap and hip hop perfectly!

By the way what is it with Blacks and mobile phones nowadays do they not know you hold them up to your ear to use them? they are phones not walky talkies but for the current fad I bet someone could make a fortune selling them a walky talky lookalike phone. Brings the good old days of giving the tribes trinkets beads and mirrors to mind!!!!!

Muslim Virgin Obsession strikes France

Muslim males sexual insecurity has been brought to the fore yet again in France where a man tried to have his marriage annuled on the grounds that she was not a Virgin at the time of marriage! Has prompted prompted the French justice ministry to ask for an appeal against the ruling.

What a wanker, many women are not virgins at the time of marriage but of course Muslim wives are seen as property and apparently Muslim males are very concerned that their prospective brides do not have a yardstick by which to judge their no doubt pathetic bedroom performances!!!!! Still as usual with the chaos Muslims cause the west someone else is picking up the legal bill, they really are a bloody nuisance.

Swagering Bro's tell Brown Knife crime is just fashion

Acording to "Little-tastic" a British street gang member

"killing someone is seen as a status symbol and said the recent spate of knife murders is just "fashion" "The more stuff you do the more respect you command". (what fucking planet do these leg dragging morons inhabit!)

another ex gang worker says

"What I would say to Gordon and to the Government is that you need to take a look at the people you're taking your advice from," he told Sky News.

"They're telling you to do things, and you're taking it as the right thing to do.

"But they have not dealt with this problem. They've allowed this problem to fester like a bad cancer." (You will notice no word on the hard bit, how to actually solve the problem!)

It seems you gain respect from these halfwit cretins by doing bad things. OK we at the Smugboard are up for that. Here are some proposals.

1. Death Penalty or 25 years proper hard labour with NO remission possible for killings.

2. 3 years hard labour with NO remission possible for carrying any offensive wepon

That should earn the more law abiding amongst us plenty of "respect" from the street cretins.

Black on Black but it's still all our fault!

Firstly we would like to say we are very sorry that a young girl has lost her life.

But we are also getting mightily pissed off that yet another group of people who came to our country uninvited, now feel justified in attacking our Police service for not protecting them from the actions of people in their own community.

The Police have made it very clear they were NOT given enough cooperation or information to persue the pervert in question, yet according to the strident Eritrean community and their supporters "this is not good enough"

We say put your own house in order before you start attacking the country that took you in when you were in the shit!


for a start what kind people think it is OK for a 21 year old to even make a pass at a 15 year old? It may be what goes on in Eritrea but these people have to learn how to conduct themselves in the UK or go home.

Yet more instinctive Violence by African's

Why is our unelected and of course unelectable Scotts PM big brave Gordon Brown not doing something about this brutal treatment of innocent farmers, who's only crime has been to make the farming system in Zimbabwe actually work?

A white farming couple was assaulted, whipped and shot at after they were given two minutes to leave their property in Zimbabwe.

William Rogers and his wife, Annette, were threatened by three Robert Mugabe supporters, who told them: "We are like hungry lions."

Dozens of Zimbabwe's last white farmers have suffered similar ordeals since Mr Mugabe lost the presidential election's first round in March.

After defying the two-minute warning to leave, Mr and Mrs Rogers took refuge in their home on Chigwell farm. A gang of a dozen men soon gathered outside.

"They started smashing windows and the front door was smashed open," said Mr Rogers. One of the men produced a gun and opened fire. "He fired a shot directly at us which went just over my head and close to my wife's head," said Mr Rogers. "He obviously intended to kill us."

The couple retreated upstairs and listened, terrified, as the gang began heaping together a fire in their living room, using the wreckage of their back door.

"We thought we would be burnt alive, which is when I said that we would come out," said Mr Rogers. He grabbed a shotgun and led his wife downstairs. The ringleader ordered him to hand over his weapon. Men seized Mrs Rogers and grabbed her by the throat. (Sounds genuine so far)

Then the mob set upon both the farmer and his wife with sticks and pipes. "They dragged my wife outside and they were trying to strangle her," said Mr Rogers. "She managed to bite the hand of the man who was grabbing her round the throat.

"He started to beat her. At one time, there were at least four men beating and kicking her." (Typical of the breed)

Bruised and bleeding, the couple were tied up and hurled into the back of a pickup. Finally, at least five hours after the first calls for help, the local police responded. Four armed officers freed Mr and Mrs Rogers, who were taken to Harare, the capital, for emergency treatment. They are now recovering.

"Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime", (Tony Bliar to the 1992 Labour Party Conference)

We all knew it was bollocks then, and Circus Labour have proved us right today!

Here is an account of the present day reality of Circus Labour getting "tough" with criminals.

No wonder kids are killing each other in ever increasing numbers they cant wait to get inside "You get free Sky TV, phone and PC an dey pay ya innit"!

Tens of thousands of prisoners are opting not to apply for early release amid allegations that Britain's prisons are now so comfortable that they are effectively "expensive bed and breakfasts".

The figures were released on Tuesday by Jack Straw, the Justice Secretary, who also disclosed that dozens of people have been caught trying to break into prisons over the past few years.

The news was seized upon by the Conservatives who described the mismanagement of prisons by Labour as "ludicrous".
Shadow ministers claim that the figures provide the first hard evidence that prisons are now so "cushy" that people would rather stay in prison than be free.

The latest figures show that 37,000 inmates eligible to be released early declined to apply for the perk between 1999 and 2006.

Between 2003 and 2008, 42 individuals were detected attempting to break into prisons. The number of prison break-ins has increased from five in 2003-04 to 19 over the past year. Most were people breaking into open prisons.

Nick Herbert, the shadow justice secretary, said: "Labour's mismanagement of prisons is descending from tragedy to farce. How secure are our jails if criminals can break into them? Whether these are offenders trying to return to jail, as prison officers have alleged, or dealers trying to traffic drugs, it is ludicrous that supposedly secure establishments can be breached in this way."

On Wednesday, the Confederation of British Industry (CBI) will call on ministers to improve prison rehabilitation programmes – with the help of the private sector if necessary.

In a speech at a CBI conference on criminal justice today, Dr Neil Bentley, the confederation's director of public services, will say that if prison is meant to be about rehabilitation as well as punishment, then re-offending rates show the "colossal failure" of existing criminal justice policies.

"Punishment must go hand-in-hand with rehabilitation, otherwise taxpayers, including business will keep paying for an endless merry-go-round of crime – custody – court, with prison just used as a hugely expensive bed and breakfast facility that keeps criminals out of circulation," Dr Bentley is due to tell delegates.
Glyn Travis, the assistant general secretary of the Prison Officers' Association, said: "It tells me there's something wrong in society when people are breaking into prisons to bring in drugs, but the prisoners are quite happy to stay inside."
Inmates at a top security prison recently told Mr Straw that conditions there were like a "holiday camp".
"Prisoners receive a wage for being in prison, they receive a bed, a TV in all cells, Sky television in most areas for recreational use, free telephones, breakfast in bed on many occasions, cash bonuses for good behaviour," said Mr Travis. "And prison staff are forced to deal with them in such a subservient way. It's ridiculous."
A spokesman for Mr Straw said that prisoners may choose not to apply for early release as they believe they are unlikely to pass the risk ass-essments. Others may be un-able to provide an address to which they will be released.

Oh please let us in!

The cry beloved by those who want the "in through the backdoor" immigration fiddle known as the HSMP (Highly Skilled Migrant Programme) reinstated,

This discredited scheme allowed thousands and thousands of people (and their dependants!!) that had no right whatsoever to reside in the UK to enter and remain on the most spurious of reasons.

But acording to supporters of the HSMP........

The new points-based immigration system will not be enough to ensure sufficient numbers of high-skilled workers come to Britain, while a hostile atmosphere will deter others, according to a report.

The Work Foundation, a not-for profit organisation, warned that Britain could lose out to other countries and face a shortage of "knowledge workers" in the future -- those involved in the IT, healthcare, science and technology fields -- unless the government acts.

We have many able people in the UK we do NOT need any more external labour, what we need is the political will to stop depending on foreigners for the quick fix business claims is essential!


Of course the government needs to act but NOT in the manner these self interested people want.

The government of the UK need to give our education and social security systems a 100% reform, they need to make parents responsible for their children, they need to remove the benefits only lifestyle option.

And they need to offer proper financial incentives to business to train young people in skills they require.

Lets face it this whole shambles has proved business in the UK prefers to import a quick fix rather than invest in training UK personnel and the government run schemes are nothing more than a mechanism for massaging unemployment figures.

HIP HOP is dangerous OFFICIAL

Well some clown called "Tricky" has come clean on the violent effect HIP HOP seems to have on our "yoot"
Whilst we are not sure it is the only reason (See our post on SA) HIP HOP does have a detrimental effect on society. But just listen to some of the nonsense this apologist clown comes out with!

By the way the picture is of a HIP HOP star who goes under the name of "Nigger" how very original, what a bright lad he must be.


Music star Tricky has hit out at hip hop for fuelling gun and knife crime, saying some parts of the UK are now worse than the once notorious Bronx area of New York.
The Mercury Prize-nominated trip hop musician and singer, who is based in Bristol, told Uncut magazine: "I love hip hop.
"But it has to take some responsibility for the gun culture we've got over here. We're getting super-violent. (No shit Sherlock)

"You can walk around the Bronx for days on end and nobody bothers you.(Er are you sure try it if your white and you might want to modify that!)

"In England, you can say the wrong thing in a pub and, before you know it, you've got a bottle over your head or a bullet in your brain. English people have got quicker tempers."

The interview with Tricky, real name Adrian Thaws, was published as the family of Rob Knox, the latest teenage victim of gun or knife crime, made an emotional statement about his life.
In the interview, the 40-year-old musician also blames modern-day wardrobes for today's violence. (what!)
The musician, singer and producer said: "What have they got to get them through hard times? We had punk rock and ska and bands that made you feel you could do anything.
"We were into clothes in a big way. Anything to take our minds off the stress. (what stress, this is just nonsense, many young people lead productive lives and are under much more stress than someone who hangs about all day)
"They don't have to think about getting dressed. They get the baseball cap and trainers on, that's all it is. (They cant think, the fucking slack jawed, indolent mouth breathers are normally too stoned)
"But they've got nothing to take the pressure off. (Yet more nonsense)
That's maybe why they're more violent than we were. That and the fact they have access to serious artillery. (So does every Swiss home with a male in it but they don't run around behaving like rampant tribesmen, these people are programmed to be violent)
"We used to throw stones at each other. Now they shoot bullets at each other. Hip-hop has got a lot to do with that."(At last something we agree upon)

Levy finaly tells the truth!

Lord Levy, the Labour Party's former chief fundraiser, has admitted that the rich could increase their chances of obtaining a peerage by donating money to political parties. (No Shit Sherlock!)

He initially dodged the question, (We bet he did) put to him by interviewer John Harris at the Hay Festival in Powys.

But when pressed by a member of the audience, Lord Levy said: "Do I think it's true? Look at the facts. They will tell you what's going on. Of course it's true. That's self-evident."(Ah at Last)

Lord Levy was arrested and questioned by officers from the Metropolitan Police twice during the so-called "loans for peerages" investigation in 2006 and 2007. (have you heard the one about the Jew and the terrorist leader?)