Vatican Sales force under pressure

VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Islam has overtaken Roman Catholicism as the worlds No1 religious brand.

Monsignor Vittorio Formenti, who compiled the Vatican's newly-released 2008 yearbook of statistics, said Muslims made up 19.2 percent of the world's population and Catholics 17.4 percent.

"For the first time in history we are no longer the worlds no1 brand: the Muslims have overtaken us," Formenti told Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano in an interview, saying the data referred to 2006.

He said that if all Christian groups were considered, including Orthodox churches, Anglicans and Protestants, then Christians made up 33 percent of the world's population -- or about 2 billion people.

The Vatican recently put the number of Catholics in the world at 1.13 billion people. It did not provide a figure for Muslims, generally estimated at around 1.3 billion.

Formenti said that while the number of Catholics as a proportion of the world's population was fairly stable, the percentage of Muslims was growing because of higher birth rates.

He said the data on Muslim populations had been compiled by individual countries and then released by the United Nations, adding the Vatican could only vouch for its own statistics.

The pope was reported as telling his head of sales "We need to up our game, we are missing far too many sales opportunities, get it sorted now"

Traditionally we could rely upon our nigger customers in Africa,and the worlds Latino half wits , our hard line message on Condoms and their love of the old in and out guaranteed they would keep producing new converts even when they were starving to death,

Unfortunately that is no longer enough, we are being out bred by the Muslims and the niggers are beginning to believe the Muslims Sales Pitch that "in Islam all men are equal regardless of colour" (Wow those boys know how to sell, and they are getting them to act as suicide bombers! a nice touch, just proves the point there is no one as extreme as a fresh convert) in short they are converting our existing clients at an alarming rate this has got to stop NOW.

When we find the Niggers and Latinos are no longer fearing us enough to keep producing we are truly in trouble, your boys need to be making sure the condoms are NOT getting through or better still tell the stupid fuckers that wearing one can make you grow breasts the silly cunts will go for that one all day long.