Tuesday 5 May 2009

Soot friendly Judge sets us all free from the rule of law


Good news for all us that work, pay tax and live in areas with large Muslim communities.


It seems that Liebour and their soot friendly judges are happy to bend any law you dislike if it contravenes their much beloved “Human Rights Act”!


If fact to get out of any legal hole we now find ourselves in all we have to do is threaten to kill ourselves.


Apparently the Human Rights act can be interpreted in such a manner , that if a court judgement goes against you all you have to do is threaten to commit suicide and the courts will stop the sentence being commuted!




This is simply THE most FANTASTIC news, and clearly the only correct interpretation of the Human Rights Act.


For example:

You could now STOP paying any income tax, on the grounds the government do not spend it properly, If you get taken to court and told to pay up just threaten to kill yourself and they will HAVE to let you off.


You could fill up with fuel and fuck off without paying, if you get nabbed just threaten to commit suicide! and hey presto no more charges!


You could burn down those irritating Muslims next doors house on the grounds they are making your life unhappy, go to court threaten to commit suicide and hey presto you are off the hook.


The downside?

The next time an arrogant nigger cuts you up and you remonstrate you will most likely get shot!

OK so you will probably get burgled three times a month but what the fuck, you can always go steal new stuff from the shops, remember they cant touch you anymore!



This is the precedent that set us all free!

Two Tamil asylum seekers have won the right to stay in Britain after they threatened to commit suicide if deported.

Three soot friendly judges ruled that sending the brother and sister back to Sri Lanka to kill themselves would breach their human rights.

We would have preferred them to test their sincerity re killing themselves by sending the "free money seekers" (assylum my arse) back, BUT as its a big win win in so many other areas for the rest of us we are prepared to let it go on this occasion.

Can the UK judiciary get any more stupid?


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