Monday, 16 July 2007

Gordon's upsetting "New Labour"

If you read our recent post about UK holidays, You can imagine how totaly fucked off the politico inhabitants of Islington must be, now it seems Tuscany is off limits,

God only knows how little all those little Jaccanda's and Marchello's will cope having to tell their little chums back at prep school they had to hoilday in "Britain"

Me thinks there may be a few lawyers going back to practise after the next election "God its bad enough having to serve an ungratefull public, but having to holiday with the tedious peasents as well, really is beyond the pail"


Anyway whilst we are pissing ourselves laughing,
Below is what Fat Gord has done to upset them all so much courtesy of "The Spectator"


Scarcely eleven days since he strode into Number 10, Gordon Brown's ministers are already feeling the cold winds of change. The Prime Minister has let it be known that he expects them to follow his example by taking their summer holidays in Britain.

"We have been made aware that Gordon would like us not to holiday abroad, as he wants us on tap during his first days in Number 10,

" one disgruntled member of the Government whispered to Mandrake at The Spectator summer party.


"Many of us booked our flights months ago and it will cost a fortune to cancel them now and organise new ones in this rain-sodden country, but it looks as if we shall have little choice in the matter."

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