Stand Clear of the Trough Mr Piggy wants his "Fair Share"

Mr "Piggy" Conway the disgraced Conservative MP who has had the whip with drawn and will stand down as a Conservative candidate at the next election has now claimed "I am not a crook" ; Just to remind you this is the Conservative MP who employed his "full time student" sons as "reserchers" breaching the rules of Cambridge college as for Newcastle we cannot say.

Freddie

A report said there was no record of Freddie, a full-time student at Newcastle University, performing any work in return for the £40,000 he received over three years and said he was “all but invisible” at Westminster.

Henry

Henry, 25, pocketed £32,717 during his tenure in the post between 2001 and 2004, a period which saw his £28,000 salary augmented with thousands of pounds worth of bonuses and even £829 overtime, which was al rather odd as he was a full time student at Cambridge which forbids its students from working we shal leave you work out how he managed to do so much "research" but clearly he has no problems in spending the product of the public purse.

F*** OFF I'm Rich was the title of one of the exotic parties thrown by fun-loving fashionista Henry Conway, son of disgraced Tory MP Derek Conway. Well, at least he's honest about it.

Henry is an extrovert gay with long blond hair and a penchant for dressing up like Judy Garland, but you have to admit he has balls. Taking some £32,717 in public money for doing no apparent work and then blowing it on £100 cocktails at London nightspot Mahiki is certainly one way to get noticed. Old Harrovian Henry helpfully posted his party pix on his website too, which shows just how up to speed he is with new technology.

Mr Conway denied that MPs were overpaid for their work, pointing out that he took a cut in salary when he left the £80,000-a-year post of chief executive of the Cats Protection League to return to the Commons in 2001 and will receive a pension of £24,000 when he retires.

A fair salary for a backbench MP would be £80,000 to £100,000, rather than their current £60,000, "after all a commons Sous chef can earn that" "Mr Piggy" suggested (In our view 1 good Sous Chef is worth 20 politicians so hardly a good comparison Mr Conway!)

Mr Conway’s wife, Colette, who works as his Commons secretary, told the newspaper she supported her husband and sons whom, she said, had done nothing wrong, clearly a lady with at best, a merely tenuous grasp of the law and reality!!!

Thank goodness the newspapers are keeping us the "TAx Payer" informed of the graft swindle and theft that is so clearly rife amoungst our politicians. Mr Conway is but one amounst hundreds at in the palace of westminster. THIS IS OUR MONEY NOT THEIRS! THEY NEED A SHARP REMINDER THEY ARE ONLY OUR SERVANTS NOT OUR MASTERS