You may be turning Muslim IF
You find any of these pictures inspiring....
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a £1,000 machine gun and £4,000 rocket launcher, but you wont buy shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your bottom with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.
10. You've always had a crush on your sister
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