Circus Labour's spin on the floods

Acording to the cronies Circus Labour appointed to investigate (at great expense to the UK tax payer) why we got flooded in the summer.

Britain was ill-prepared for the floods which caused devastation across Britain this summer and urgent action is required to improve defences and early-warning systems, according to a Commons report.
Sir Michael Pitt, chairman of today's interim report, said the floods which damaged thousands of homes and caused billions of pounds worth of damage were a "wake-up call" for the country.

How insulting, people have been warning central govt, against allowing developers to build on flood plain and the lack of flood defences, despite hundreds of requests from local authorites for additional funding to combat potential fooding they were all ignored, Hence we get a bland report instead of what we should have had a condemnation of Circus Labour's criminal incompetence.

The truth is that "Circus Labour" had a better use for the cash, none other than their favourite special interest groups "The Foolish The Feckless and The Feral" and of course those much needed "community liason officers" Oh and not forgetting an illegal war to be faught on behalf of the US Oil companys!!!

Shock X Factor Result?

If you believe that, you are almost certainly amoungst those who believe the worldto be flat.

How on earth would “Simon Scowell” manage to recoup his £1,00000.00 on an opera singer! How would he sell the kiss and tell secrets of a opera singer and his conquests to the girlie gossip mag's? When will the stupid viewers learn its all a fucking set up, there are millions of pounds at stake they simply cannot risk letting the public decide the outcome.

Not convinced?

OK Just cast your mind back to what happened when the public was allowed to vote for a less than stunning FAT bird to win Pop Idol 2003, anyone remember her name, anyone heard of her since? Just to help you it was Michelle McManus and no, she is NOT listed as a “STAR” on http://www.popwinners.co.uk/pop-idol/stars.htm

You would also do well to know "The X Factor" was devised as a "replacement" for the massively popular “Pop Idol” which was put on indefinite hiatus after its second series.

A strange thing to do to a hit show you might think? Not when you find out it was all because Simon Cowell wished to ditch Simon Fuller and launch a show that HE owned all the television rights to!!!!!!!

The perceived similarity between the shows later became the subject of a legal dispute

But like all greedy fucker's Cowell was worried at the prospect of shelling out cash to lawyers!!! so

TV mogul Simon Fuller has been made a partner on hit show The X Factor after settling his fight with rival Simon Cowell.

Fuller had claimed that Cowell, one of The X Factor star judges, pinched the formula from his successful Pop Idol programmes.

The pair were heading for a £100million High Court showdown until lawyers thrashed out a deal.

£100 MillionWOW!!!! Still think its a shock the pretty boy won!!!!!!!!



X Factor fans complain over phone-in votes

By Megan Levy
Last Updated: 2:02pm GMT 16/12/2007

Fans of Welsh baritone Rhydian Roberts claim he was robbed of the X Factor crown last night because the talent show's voting lines were constantly engaged.

The ITV1 programme's message board and Rhydian Roberts fansites have today been inundated with complaints from fans claiming they could not get through to register their vote.

Scottish vocalist Leon Jackson was the surprise winner in the finale, upsetting Roberts – the bookmakers' favourite - and sibling duo Same Difference to take the title.

An X Factor spokesperson today denied there were problems with the show's voting system, although she said some viewers may have had problems with their phone service providers.

But in a year in which broadcasters have been dogged by phone-in scandals, fans immediately suspected foul play.

Votes & Rights are more important than teenage lives

By refusing to give the Police absolute Stop and Search powers, those silly fuckers Circus Labour and the anti racist PC brigade are presiding over a rising pile of body bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two Teenagers Stabbed To Death

Updated:15:54, Sunday December 16, 2007

Two teenagers have died after being stabbed in separate knife attacks which took place on the same day.

The first incident took place outside the station in Dewsbury, west Yorkshire. Two people have been arrested.

The victim, who lived near the scene of the stabbing, was taken to a nearby hospital in a critical condition and died later from his injuries.

Officers were called to the station on Saturday afternoon after receiving reports a youth had been seriously assaulted.

They arrested another teenager, also 17, at the scene.

Police later detained a 24-year-old in the area, and he is also being questioned.

Later, in north London, a mass brawl ended with one 16-year-old being fatally stabbed and another seriously injured.

Fourteen people have been arrested in connection with the murder and disturbance in Stoke Newington.

Residents described a loud and raucous party which began in the early evening.

By 11pm nearly a hundred people, most in their teens and early 20s, had congregated in and outside the hall.

A Metropolitan Police spokesman said a teenage youth was taken to the Royal London Hospital suffering from a stab wound.

Police believe they know the identity of the victim and next of kin are being informed.

The pot calls the kettle black

John Major accuses Labour of 'sleaze'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John Major wants Labour to apologise for its sleaze campaign

Former Prime Minister Sir John Major has accused Labour of presiding over "systemic sleaze" during its 10 years in government.

Sir John said the government had become "institutionally careless", citing as examples the Bernie Ecclestone affair and the David Abrahams funding row.

He said "Tories had misbehaved when he was PM as individuals not members of government".

For those not familiar with the blamless life of "Saint John"!!!!!

"It is time to get back to basics: to self-discipline and respect for the law, to consideration for others, to accepting responsibility for yourself and your family, and not shuffling it off on the state" John Major – 1993

This classic piece of Tory hypocrisy was spouted out at the voters just 5 years after this paragon of virtue, had finished deceiving his wife by having a sordid affair with one of his own staff Edwina Currie an affair that started in 1984 and ending in 1988.

So Much for taking responsibility for your self and family

What a WANKER!

ps We agree Circus Labour is sleazy though!!!!

Its not just your greeting we dont want love...........

This feckless bint, really must have the hide her face suggests she should be upholstered in. A Home secretary that does not have the support of the Police force, really should not hold that office.

Chief constables across the country are refusing to pass on a Christmas message from the Home Secretary to their officers for fear it will damage morale.

Jacqui Smith's refusal to backdate a recommended 2.5 per cent pay increase has caused anger among officers.

Cumbria's chief constable, Craig Mackey, did not pass on the festive greeting because he said it could "negatively damage morale". He added that "there was unanimous support not to pass the message on and I will write to the Home Secretary explaining this".

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Another chief constable said that many of his colleagues were also refusing to pass on the message.

In her private letter, Ms Smith praised the "hard work, commitment and sacrifices" of the 140,000 officers.

The country's 43 forces have joined with the Police Federation in taking the Home Secretary to court over her decision not to backdate the pay rise. The Home Office declined to comment.

Bankers & Bombers the big beneficiary's under Circus Labour

Clearly our unelected Prime Minister and that clueless bint he made Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, feel OUR tax pounds are better spent saving city fat cats bonus's and peoples mortgages, than paying for a properly funded Police force and a decent anti Terror response!

The Simple Sums:

Cost to UK Tax Payers of paying the Police back pay and funding anti terror measures £100 Million: Benefit to UK tax payers? We all rely upon the Police, and with the constant threat Islam now presents to the UK we all need more better equipped Police on the street and a well funded Anti Terror strategy: BTW all cabinet ministers get round the clock protection regardless!!!! So far no money found and Circus Labour trying to find a way out of paying it!!!!

Cost of UK tax payers bailing out the Directors and Share Holders of a private Bank £40 BILLION and rising!: Benefit to UK tax payers? Almost none other that to provide a safe refuge for the few that have a mortgage or savings with Northern Rock, and of course those Directors & employees who will now get the bonus's they are “owed” : Circus Labour spent our money immediately and gave it with no security. It is also a sum larger than the total education budget for the UK!! So we could have twice as many schools and teachers if they really wanted to let us have them, What happened to “Education Education Education”?

Police minister Tony McNulty has told Sky News that the Government will not back down in the row over police pay.

It comes as officers threaten strike action over the Home Secretary's decision not to back date a 2.5% pay award agreed by independent arbitration.

By law, police are not allowed to strike and Mr McNulty said that would not be changing any time soon.

He said: "I am not getting into hypotheticals, they can't strike by law and I don't think that is a position that will change unduly."

The Government reportedly capped police pay because it needed more money to fight terrorism.

A top advisor to Home Secretary Jacqui Smith said they risked not getting £50m for counter-terrorism if they asked the Treasury for more cash for officers' wages, according to a secret memo.

It says police are paid enough already, and dismissed police chiefs' demands for the right to strike.

But Mr McNulty denied the Government capped police pay to pay for the fight terror, saying: "No it is not the case."

Officers were awarded 2.5% by an independent arbitration panel but ministers decided to delay its implementation, reducing the increase to 1.9%.

"Circus Labour" Adopt National Front Policy...........

FINALY!

Whilst we see no reason to offer those here illegaly tax payers money to go quietly, (e.g. Do not use the discredited Human Rights Act to force the UK tax payer to fund they semi permanent residence in the UK)

We do find it hysterical that "Circus Labour" the party of do gooders who's ranks bayed for the blood of the leaders of the National Front,the first political party in the UK to suggest offering cash inducements to imigrants to leave the UK, are now considering adopting their policys
Does this show how far ahead of their time the NF were, or does it prove that neither Labour or the Torys have any credibility in their claims to control access to our nation???

Meanwhile, the Home Office has defended the payment of thousands of pounds to failed asylum seekers to persuade them to return to their home countries.

Dont be stupid, your scaremongering!!!!!

Said George Gallaway (Talksport Radio) told a caller who claimed that "the UK's Muslim religeous hierachy were planning to turn the UK into a Muslim state through sheer numbers", and had instructed their followers in mosques all over the UK "to have as many children as possible thus creating an "Islamic baby boom" after all they were told the state here will fund your families for you"!

So George, still say the caller was stupid?

Courtesy of the Daily Telegraph and UK Gov

Mohammed is set to overtake Jack as the most popular boys' name in Britain as a result of the high birth rate in Muslim families, which is driving the British population to a record high.

A report from the Office of National Statistics says the highest birth rates are in the Pakistani and Bangladeshi communities, both predominantly Muslim.

Jack was the most popular boys' name last year, chosen for 6,928 babies. Mohammed - taking into account all of its variant spellings - overtook Thomas to lie in second place with 5,991 babies named.

al Qaeda "It does exactly what it says on the tin"

The worlds No1 terror brand scored another victory whilst the west's security experts dismissed them!

When Algeria's militant GSPC group rebranded itself as the North African arm of al Qaeda, some Western security officials dismissed it as a PR stunt.

Less than a year later, it has built up a deadly track record that makes it the prime suspect in Tuesday's twin bomb blasts in the capital Algiers which killed at least 67 people.

There was no immediate claim of responsibility.

Its revival in the oil- and gas-producing nation has forced a sharp reappraisal of the threat it might pose to the wider Maghreb region and even parts of Europe, as well as on home turf.

Save Lives..... Stop all Imigration to the UK now

If Gordon Brown had the best interests of Imigrants at heart he would notify ALL world nations that our borders are now closed to all for imigration including Assylum seekers, thus avoiding incidents like that below.

If and WHEN we need people we should advertise for them and investigate each applicant they should be interviewed for the job if sucessful and no UK worker can be found, Only then should they be investigated to see IF they are SUITABLE candidates for an entry visa.

Around 40 West African migrants were feared dead, many from hunger and thirst, after their boat spent 12 days at sea in a failed bid to reach the Canary Islands, police said on Tuesday.

Summit of Equal's? Bollocks!

Portuguese PM Jose Socrates called the first meeting of EU and African leaders for seven years a "summit of equals"
What a load of bullshit!

The UK is a net contributor to the "Conmen Market" so we are best described as a "Putter Iner" the African nations are all corrupt "Taker Outers" as they all depend on huge sums of foreign aid just to survive, yet our leaders are too scared to say "no more if you dont use it for the good of your people instead of hiding it for your own use in Switzerland".

The majority of EU states phoney economies are proped up by the huge sums paid in the the prosperous UK economy thus making them "Taker Outers" .

How dare this Portuguese loser claim the UK the main is "equal" to this bunch of "Taker Outers" , we are the only "Putter Iner" contributing anything to the pot! They would all love to be OUR equals but are too corrupt to even come close.

A basic maths lesson 2 taking out does NOT equal 1 putting in WANKERS

Good for them oh fuck they blew it

Teenage girls are not as easily swayed by the bad behaviour of celebrities as is sometimes thought, a survey has revealed.

The majority of teenagers questioned for Sugar magazine and drugs information service Frank condemned stars like Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan as "stupid".

Only 5% of the 1,700 11 to 18-year-olds questioned believed stars' excessive lifestyles were cool, while more than 80% said the stars looked stupid and needed help. Hurrah

But, despite their dismissal of the celebrities' behaviour,teenagers still "felt under pressure" (Bollocks they want to take them) to take drugs, with 13% saying they had tried them. See I told you they blew it!

UK gets tough with Mugabe

Gordon Brown the UK’s unelected Prime Minister finally gets tough with Zimbabwean leader Robert Mugabe, So how does Gordon decide to show what the UK thinks of this madman’s destruction of Zimbabwe? He gives up his place on a gravy train junket, now that is what we call really getting tough! Can these people not see the UK is being made a laughing stock?

I bet Mugabe is pleased as punch, nice free junket and no annoying unelected Jock carping on at him.

UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown is boycotting an EU-Africa summit in Lisbon because it is being attended by Zimbabwe's president Robert Mugabe.

Mr Brown has said he will not sit at the same table as Mr Mugabe, because of his human rights record

The utterly spineless Portuguese lawyer Jose Manuel Barroso, the current European Commission President has a different view:

European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso attacked the move saying leaders should be prepared to meet people of whom they do not approve.

The African dictators (sorry) delegates clearly approve of Mr Mugabe’s government’s esoteric style of rule and made the following stand to ensure this paragon of virtue was present.

Mr Mugabe faces a travel ban in Europe but he was allowed to attend the summit after African leaders threatened to stay away if he was not invited.

But what is the purpose of the "Summit" anyway?

The official reason:

The two-day Lisbon summit will include the launch of a new partnership between the EU and Africa to tackle issues such as development, good governance, peace, security, migration, energy and climate change.

The truth:

In reality is it is about giving the wogs an opportunity to parade about in a nice western cut suit and pretend to be international leaders, thus lending some legitimacy to their almost wholly illegitimate premierships, at the same time they will be lobbying all and sundry about increasing the amount of foreign aid they ponce off us!!!!!

A source close to Gordon claimed the PM had said, "If only Zimbabwe had oil instead of a few white farmer's, then we could really get tough with them"!!!!!

We know what we want ,we just cant add up how much it costs!!!!

Children up and down the country are fine-tuning their Christmas lists, looking to add to a record net worth of gadgets and gizmos in their bedrooms. Research says the average child in Britain now owns £1,720 worth of goods in their bedroom - 7% up on last year.

Wow dude fantastic news! We are creating a UK generation of “Spoiled Brats” who just like their American contemporaries, know the desirability and cool factor of every Gadget, Toy, Celebrity and junk food item on the planet yet according to recent reports on literacy they would struggle to read a review or work out the price of any of them!!!

UK secondary school students have slipped down an international league table of reading and maths standards. Based on test results in 2006, the UK has lost its top 10 positions for both subjects it held seven years ago.

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Chinese Woman with back to front feet

UK Indian women 'aborting girls'

Well well well the BBC has finally caught up with what is "common knowledge" that Indians will kill female children so as to have the chance of producing a (More highly valued) male child, Just goes to show how caring these wonderful people are and how lucky the UK is to have so many of them living here.

A study suggests Indian women in the UK are aborting unborn daughters so they can have more boys, the BBC's Asian Network has learned.

The Oxford University study suggests 1,500 girls are "missing" from the birth statistics in England and Wales from 1990 to 2005

One British woman, who spoke to the BBC anonymously, said she had an abortion after a doctor in India found she was to have a fourth daughter.

"Unfortunately it was another girl. My husband and I thought the burden would probably be too much and the pressure when I got back home. So we decided to terminate," she said.

In Indian culture, the preference for boys over girls is well known.

Getting rid of baby girls is a practice that is so widespread in some parts of India that it has skewed dramatically the ratio of males to females.

Female foeticide, as it is known, has been illegal in India since the early 1980s.

It is also illegal to offer scans to find out the sex of a baby - but the law is regularly flouted and many UK women make the trip to India where obtaining a scan purely for purpose of sexing an unborn child is easy if you have the correct amount of money, Ah the hypocratic Oath at its worst!!!!.

Once again this illustrates the dangers of allowing alien cultures to be imported, only for them to potentially upset the population balance of the UK, OH GREAT!!!!!

OH goody the crims have signed up

Considering how much the USA apart from China the biggest consumers of energy on the planet! owes the UN in unpaid dues, and how many votes any US party would lose if they as much as suggested that their citizens should reign in their energy use further than they have already. I am frankly surprised that anyone is remotely surprised they have not yet signed up, personally I will be surprised if they ever do, makes the whole thing a bit pointless doesent it!

BALI, Indonesia (Reuters) - Australia raised hopes of global action to fight climate change on Monday by agreeing to ratify the Kyoto Protocol, isolating the United States at U.N.-led talks in Bali as the only rich nation not in the pact

Time to cut the Imigrant dead wood loose

It would seem "Circus Labour" those stalwart defenders of the rights of the Foolish the Feckless and the Feral whoship up at our ports and demand entry & imediate financial support should now end their love affair with these foreigners who have contributed NOTHING to this nations success, refuse them entry and start making sure our own nationals are better cared for.

LONDON (Reuters) - Tens of thousands more children in Britain are living below the poverty line, a report found on Monday, as MPs questioned Gordon Brown's commitment to eradicating child poverty.

The Joseph Rowntree Foundation said one in three children live in poverty and that little progress has been made in the past three years. It recommended increasing public sector pay

Yet more "Circus Labour" Ponces Caught Out

A former mayor and his wife have been jailed for 15 months and eight months respectively for falsely claiming almost £50,000 in benefits.

John Walker, 57, the former mayor of Sefton, and his wife Catie, 43, were found guilty of conspiracy to defraud.

The court heard that the "Circus Labour" councillor stated on forms submitted between 1999 and 2004 that he suffered from the muscle condition fibromyalgia, ME and had severe disabilities which meant he needed round-the-clock care from his wife.

He listed "heavy night sweats" and swollen hands, arms and legs as effects of the illnesses and said walking long distances caused extreme pain and discomfort.

At the same time she was working as a taxi driver and the former mayor was claiming expenses in his council role.

The pair were caught out when fraud inspectors filmed Walker as mayor attending lengthy civic functions and making political speeches.

This pair of theives clearly took the "circus Labour" mantra of "Dont do as we do, Do as we tell you" a little too much to heart!!!

Islam 1 - Britain 0 again!

When faced with the fact that one of our citizens, that has been misguidedly been working to improve the lives of those forgotten by their own government yet has been imprisoned on trumped up charges of “Insulting Islam” by a Backward, Barbaric, Misogynist & Xenophobic Islamic but of course “Oil Rich” state; What does our unelected PM do? he sends two Muslims (No one else will be listened to) to beg for leniency.

The UK should of course, have been letting the Sudan know in no uncertain terms what will happen if they do not instantly release her unharmed and what will happen if they ever dare to take similar action against a UK citizen in the future. The peers on this ocassion were sucessful in getting this feeble minded woman released, so what do we then allow this feeble minded woman to do?

Answer: We allow her to make the following grovelling statement.

"I have been in Sudan for only four months but I have enjoyed myself immensely. I have encountered nothing but kindness and generosity from the Sudanese people," she said, in a statement read by British Baroness Sayeeda Warsi, one of the peers who met Bashir.

"I have great respect for the Islamic religion and would not knowingly offend anyone. I am sorry if I caused any distress."

This is exactly why Islamicist’s see the UK as the perfect host within which to grow their extremist culture, Why they have already won the battle for Britain, and why we have so many extremists here. They know we are a soft touch, with weak leaders who care more about offending Islam than defending us from the enemy within.

Banksy now vandalising the middle east

Well we shall so how fucking “Elusive” he is when the Israeli security forces find him defacing something they do not want ficked with! and hopefully blow the vandal wanker away,

Oi Wanksy this NOT Islington they don’t take your kind of shit well down there I do hope he gets an extended chance to “decorate” a cell in one of their delightful prisons, what a cock this block is!

His own PR agency (No shit the peoples painter has employed his own) no doubt released this to Reuters

BETHLEHEM, West Bank (Reuters) - Graffiti artist Banksy is trying to bring cheer and boost tourism in Bethlehem this Christmas with a series of subversive murals in the town revered as Jesus' birthplace.

The elusive street artist has painted six provocative new images -- including a dove of peace strapped with a bulletproof vest and a young girl with pigtails frisking an Israeli soldier -- on buildings around the West Bank town.

Our nation faces no greater challenge

Than the fact that apparently our National anthem 'could be considered anti-Scots'

Of course it is!!! When it was written it was the ENGLISH national anthem there was no concept of “Greater Britain” at that time, and the Scotts where as they are now, a race of Overweight, Red Headed Pain's in the Arse. With too much to say that no one wants to hear!

Our message to this once great nations “Unelected Prime Minister” Leave the National Anthem alone, Leave the Union Flag alone, concentrate or the real issues that affect us, such as protecting our nation from enemies within, who wish to impose their way of life and wider socio-political & so called spiritual systems upon us, by force if they deem it necessary.

Great Britain was only created when we bought the totally conquered nations of Scotland Eire Cornwall Oh and nearly forgot them Wales, under the military and financial protective umbrella of ENGLAND!

Here is the view of “Circus Labour’s” ringmasters appointed idiot.

Lord Goldsmith, the former attorney general now leading a citizenship review for Gordon Brown, has suggested, The national anthem is not inclusive and should perhaps be changed, well here it is in all its glory . I cannot see a thing wrong with it CAN YOU?

1. God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen
God save the Queen
Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save the Queen

2. O Lord our God arise
Scatter her enemies
And make them fall
Confound their politics
Frustrate their knavish tricks
On Thee our hopes we fix
God save us all

3. Thy choicest gifts in store
On her be pleased to pour
Long may she reign
May she defend our laws
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice
God save the Queen

4. Not in this land alone
But be God's mercies known
From shore to shore
Lord make the nations see
That men should brothers be
And form one family
The wide world over

5. From every latent foe
From the assassins blow
God save the Queen
O'er her thine arm extend
For Britain's sake defend
Our mother, prince, and friend
God save the Queen

6. Lord grant that Marshal Wade
May by thy mighty aid
Victory bring
May he sedition hush
And like a torrent rush
Rebellious Scots to crush
God save the King

This just proves our point........

That Islam is totaly unacepting of any views or system other than its own, the majour players on the world stage must take action now, before it is too late.

The United Kingdom is now reduced to having to send "Muslim Peers" (aparently main stream politicians, recognised by the entire civilised world hold no status with Islamic dictatorships) to beg for the release of the silly woman teacher who's only crime, was to allowed 7 year old sudanese children to name a teddy bear after a ficticious so called prophet.

Surely it is time for action against the hot beds of world Islamic hysteria? It would seem only the USA see's the threat. I hope our unelected prime minister and the rest of the clowns of "Circus Labour" will make funds available to allow our fine forces to be equiped well enough to support our only true world allies when they finaly move against Iran.

OIL on troubled waters

Sudan has proved its self to be a backward, xenophobic and violent society, unsurprisingly it is being dominated by a pro Muslim dictator assisted by his thought police of Islamic clerics (even though Muslims do NOT make up a majority in Sudan) that’s the facts, but of course they have oil lots of it! And they are due for a boom! So our pathetic government stands by and does nothing but mouth platitudes.

Thousands of people wielding clubs and knives marched through Khartoum after Friday prayers denouncing what they termed the lenient sentencing of a British teacher for insulting Islam and calling for her to be shot.

Sheikh Abdul Jalil Karuri, a leading cleric!!, whipped up a crowd attending the city's Martyr's Mosque by telling them Gillian Gibbons had deliberately named her class's teddy bear Mohammed "with the intention of insulting Islam."

This bloke is supposed to be a man of God,clearly the Muslim God has very different views on killing inocent people than our own! and we need to remind every UK Muslim of the fact we want nothing to do with a system that is prepared to propose killing those who try to offend or try help it!!!!!!

Personaly? I would send some SAS troops in to destroy their oil infrastructure, and put them back a few hundred years as that is clearly what the Muslim minority really want

NME is a Racist judge,Jury and Executioner!

The words of that whinging old poof Singer Morrissey has sparked outrage with the media fascists at the NME by claiming British identity has disappeared because the country has been "flooded" by foreigners. (For once we agree with him)

Yet the “Down with the kids ya” NME has decided to elect themselves Judge, Jury and Executioner on the matter.

NME wrote: "Morrissey, the son of immigrants who has lived for most of the past decade in either LA or Rome, wants others to have the freedom to travel the world like him, but implies he would shut the gates to people coming to live in the UK.

"He might once have been the voice of a generation, but given his comments in these two interviews, he's certainly not speaking for us now."

We view this as a highly racist standpoint their statement “Morrissey, the son of immigrants” implies that he is not truly British and is therefore not entitled to hold views at odds with those of the adolescent journalists of the NME.

How dare the NME presume Morriseys views are NOT that of a generation? The NME is certainly not "the voice" of any generation and never has been, they are merely the voice of their owner!

This is just another case of people thinking they are important enough to expound a view, for no better reason than they are part of the media and need to stoke up their sales.

Best Sudan shuts up & releases the silly Teacher NOW (UPDATED)

Well well well.. it seems that we hold a much weaker hand with those mad Islamics in the Sudan than we first realised, Our unelected Prime Minister should simply cancel all aid to the Sudan unless this misguided woman teacher is released immediately UNHARMED but of course he cannot why?

Turns out the place is full of oil so even though a Muslin Minority is trying to impose its will on the majority in Sudan, UK Gov Inc must kep its lip buttoned!

Good to know how well politicians vet the recipients of our hard earned tax pounds inst it! And so good to see the Sudan really appreciates our help!

Our view is we should leave them achieve what they are capable of as a nation, Oh silly me thats exactly what they tried and ended up needing our money! then keep you mouths shut over a silly misguided mistake Sudan, without our help you simply cannot manage alone, something you would do well to remember next time!!!

According to

Gareth Thomas (Parliamentary Under-Secretary, Department for International Development) {Hansard source}

The UK is the second largest bilateral humanitarian donor to Sudan and has spent over £145 million supporting emergency relief operations in Darfur since April 2004. This aid is having a clear and positive effect. It has contributed to food assistance for an estimated five million people, non-food items for 300,000 households and access to clean water for 2.3 million people.

Our £40 million contribution in 2007 to the pioneering Common Humanitarian Fund has provided 340,000 households with non-food items, assisted approximately 75,000 organised returnees, 105,000 internally displaced persons (IDPs) and refugees and assisted future organised returns for over 500,000 IDPs. In Southern Sudan it has enabled nine million children to be vaccinated against Polio, one million against measles and resulted in a 19 per cent. drop in food aid requirements.

The UK also has a £12 million p.a. bilateral programme with non-governmental organisations in Darfur which provides water, sanitation and health care to over four million people, of which 2.2 million are internally displaced in camps.

The UK has pledged £5 million to the Darfur Community Peace and Stability Fund launched by the UN and international partners to promote peace and reconciliation at the community level and contributed £73 million to the African Union Mission in Sudan to help support the protection of civilians in Darfur. The UK stands ready to implement a major recovery programme, pending the cessation of hostilities.

Unsuprisingly, England slides down world literacy league, " Circus Labour" must be so proud of themselves

After 10 years of "Circus Labour" and their mantra "Education Education Education" (Remember that promise when next at the ballot box!)

The following article is worrying, yet pails into insignificance against the fact that a huge proportion of young people in England are equally ignorant of their nation’s language.

In London it would seem that a good sized proportion of the 10 to 25 age group are no longer able to speak the queens English, prefering instead to use what can best be described as “Pigeon idiot” a Mongrel language which is a mix of English, Caribbean pigeon Patois, American Slang, Grunting and dope enhanced croaking. All of which leaves its users 50% unemployable and 100% unintelligible!

The more advanced students of this new language form, can be identified by their traditional peaked head gear, traksuit bottoms and training shoes.

It would seem then that the "you cant touch me sir" generation have finaly won the age old battle between tutor and student! Marvelous!

So right ,check out da ting below righ? Safe init

England slides down world literacy league

By Graeme Paton, Education Editor

Last Updated: 9:22am GMT 29/11/2007

English schoolchildren have plummeted in an international league table for reading skills, amid claims that pupils are ditching books for computer games.

Primary school pupils slipped from third in 2001 to 19th last year in the authoritative study of 45 countries and provinces. Only the results of Morocco and Romania fell more sharply.

As England slides down world literacy league Over a third of English 10-year-olds spend three hours a day or more playing computer games

Ministers said the drop in standards among 10-year-olds, who took part in the Progress in International Reading Literacy Study, was due to a sharp rise in addictive video games coupled with a decline in reading at home.

How they view imigration in Zambia

Zambia's way of warning of the dangers of illegal imigration

Microsoft executives clearly need better communications training

A year after its launch, only 13 per cent! of businesses have adopted Vista, according to a survey of IT professionals.

Microsoft admits that the launch has not gone as well as it would have liked. "Frankly, the world wasn't 100 per cent ready for Windows Vista," corporate vice president Mike Sievert said in a recent interview at Microsoft's partner conference in Denver.

Of course what he meant to say was:

"Frankly, our existing customers were not 100 per cent ready to bolster our coffers further, by believing the hype surrounding Vista and purchase yet another incomplete and expensive to implement Microsoft operating system "

The UK should support Sarkozy, we shall be next

The Parisien mob tries intimidation tactics

Exactly when, will Muslims & Africans realise they are subject to the same laws and conventions as the rest of societys?

EAUBONNE, France (Reuters) - French President Nicolas Sarkozy pledged on Wednesday to punish rioters who shot at police, taking a firm line the day after a police clampdown saw a sharp drop in violence following two nights of clashes, Police have stated most of those rioting are Muslims of north African origin.

Police warned they were dealing with "urban guerrillas" with guns after rioting which began in suburbs north of the capital spread to other parts of the country following the deaths of two teenagers in Paris in a crash with a police car

Moments after arriving back in France from China, Sarkozy sped off to a hospital in the Eaubonne suburb of Paris where a senior police officer, attacked at the start of the violence on Sunday, was being treated for serious injuries.

Sarkozy, a law-and-order hardliner when interior minister during riots two years ago, praised the officer's courage but also reached out to the families of two youths whose deaths in a crash with a police car on Sunday triggered the unrest.

“Those who take it upon themselves to shoot at police will find themselves in the Assizes Court" which handles serious cases, he told reporters later.

Shooting at police "has a name -- attempted murder."

"We will find the shooters. We will put in the necessary resources ... It is not something that we can tolerate, no matter how dramatic the deaths of these two youngsters on a motorbike may be

A worthy candidate, for the soon to be (hopefully) vacant office of Chancellor

The following letter was published in the London Times, event at 98 years old this fine woman clearly has a more nouse, than the wanker currently employed at great expense to the tax payer by "Circus Labour" in the office of Chancellor. I would love to meet this Woman I bet she is a great personality.

A 98-year-old woman wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the Times.

Dear Sir,

I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my Plumber last month. By my calculations, three 'nanoseconds' must have elapsed between his presenting the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my Pension, an arrangement, which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account to the tune of £30 by way of a penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways.

I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity, which your bank has become.

>From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person.

My mortgage and loan payments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank by cheque, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate.

Be aware that it is an offence under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact Status, which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that a Solicitor must countersign all copies of his or her medical history, and the mandatory details of his/ her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course, I will issue your employee with a PIN number, which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modelled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Let me level the playing field even further. When you call me, press buttons as follows:

1-- To make an appointment to see me.

2-- To query a missing payment.

3-- To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.

4-- To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.

5-- To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.

6-- To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home.

7-- To leave a message on my computer (a password to access my computer is required. A password will be communicated to you at a later date to the Authorized Contact.)

8-- To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 8

9-- To make a general complaint or inquiry, the contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service.

While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call.

Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement.

May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous, New Year?

Your Humble Client

(Remember: This was written by a 98-year-old woman;

DOESN'T SHE MAKE YOU PROUD!!?)

The New Salvation Army

"No longer shall we turn the other cheek" says his Holiness Cardinal Stefan Milosovisch "we shall take the holy cross of Jesus and our fine fighting men with us on our mission to free the holy ground of Croatia from the threat of Islam"

Mr Milosovisch was speaking whilst on a "weapons fact finding" mission to Miami with a group of priests from his mission in Belgrade.

Just to prove it's not just, Islam that's a public menace

A VICAR who downloaded brutal child porn was shopped to cops by his wife.

Police found filth including a video clip of a ten-year-old girl being bound and raped on a computer used by the Rev Paul Battersby, 58.

It was discovered by his stepson, who told his mother Michelle, 45.

She immediately phoned police, who seized the computer.

Battersby, vicar of St Ambrose Church in Leyland, Lancs, admitted three counts of making indecent photos when he appeared in court.

JPs in Chorley heard he “fantasised” about young girls.

The cleric faces a jail sentence of up to ten years when he is sentenced in January.

We do so hope this disgusting "nonce" is given every oportunity to "associate freely" with all the other inmates at all times, I feel sure they will be more than ready and willing to listen to the word of the lord, and they will no doubt turn the other cheek!!!

Englandistan 2020,The shape of things to come

Allowing 7 year old children to name a Teddy Bear Mohammed,

A "Slur" on Islam? BOLLOCKS.

Another example of Islam totaly over reacting, and exercising its power over its followers to make "Non Believers" fear it and stifle critique? CORRECT.

Our government should be sending a message out to the religious fanatics in the Sudan, Warning them in the strongest terms as the violent retribution that “The One True Christian God” (they may just understand this kind of bonkers language!) will be forced to rain down on their religeous leaders HQ, from jet fighters and bombers, if one hair on this misguided woman’s head is harmed in the name of Islam.

A BRITISH teacher is facing 40 lashes in Sudan – for letting her pupils name a teddy bear Mohammed.

Gillian Gibbons, a 54-year-old described as “timid and polite,” has been arrested and accused of blasphemy against Islam’s prophet.

The teacher, from Liverpool, let her class of seven-year-olds choose the teddy’s name as part of a project at Unity High School in Sudan’s capital Khartoum.

Presumably the wise men of the mosque in the Sudan dictate that the 7 year old children involved in this serious heracy are to have, their eyes plucked out, their genitals mutilated, and their torsos burned at the stake as an example to other transgressors.

This is another example of the kind of poison and madness that is being brought into England every time a plane lands from Pakistan, Saudi Arabia and all points East, please vote accordingly in future!

Damn the losers failed to get through to Euro 2008, Never mind.....................

We can still milk shock horror headlines out of the bastards.

The great british gutter press, one of the main reasons top managers dont want the England job. We say "pack it in now you bunch of Hyenas"


BRISBANE (Reuters) - Football superstar David Beckham had a rocky welcome to Australia on Sunday, accused of ignoring child cancer survivors waiting to greet him in Sydney.

Beckham, 32, the former English captain, said he did not see children waiting outside his Sydney hotel as he arrived under police escort for an exhibition match with his LA Galaxy team after flying from London by private jet.

"I would never have done that. Never have done, never will do. I'm more than willing to meet them wherever they want and at whatever time that they want," said a surprised Beckham when journalists asked him why he had snubbed the children.

Fourteen-year-old leukaemia survivor Emma Byers was left in tears after failing to give the former Manchester United and Real Madrid superstar a toy kangaroo as a welcome present.

IF this next one is true the players need shooting, but I have my doubts as the reality

£50k on booze, lapdancers, begging for threesome... and sex in basement

By James Weatherup
A TOP England player had sex with a girl at a drunken party in a lapdancing club in the build-up to this week's humiliating exit from the Euro 2008 championships.

The girl pleasured the senior player then had full sex with him while captain John Terry, elsewhere, was so drunk he urinated on the floor at the birthday bash for team-mate Shaun Wright-Phillips.

The nation went into mourning this week when England failed to reach next summer's tournament with a dismal 3-2 defeat to Croatia.

But football was the last thing on the minds of several England stars at the bash at Soho's The Wardour club on October 27 - BETWEEN two crucial Euro 2008 qualifying matches.

Guests included England and Chelsea captain John Terry and a host of team-mates.

The News of the World can reveal the disgraceful scenes at the party also included:

# Terry being so drunk he URINATED on the floor and in a cup.
# Another player begging two lapdancers for a THREESOME.
# Some guests getting so drunk that they VOMITED on the floor.
# An ugly SCUFFLE between Wright-Phillips and a female guest who dared to take his picture.
# Terry, missing from action through a knee injury, BOUNCING up and down on his bad leg with dancers.

If your a virgin dont call for help!!!!!!!!!

AN INTERNAL REPORT unearthed by the Mail on Sunday claims to show that Virgin Media has incorrect records on at least 1.5 million telephone subscribers. This could potentially cause problems if they dial 999 – the UK's emergency number.

Data on around 300,000 subscribers isn't just potentially wrong, it is missing entirely. Virgin Media has admitted that there is a problem and reckons it should be able to fix it by next year.

Unfortunately for the company, Ofcom –the UK telecoms watchdog - has become involved and has told the newspaper that "it would launch an urgent investigation because this would appear to involve a threat to the life and limb of Virgin customers."

Any operator's 999 database needs to be accurate in case a person calls the emergency services but is unable to provide their own address – for example, by feinting.

The problem seems to seem from the fact that Virgin Media's customerbase is drawn from two previously separate cable companies – NTL and Telewest.

The INQ would hazard a guess that the new company had problems migrating data from two systems to create a new 999 database.

Virgin Media denied being "irresponsible" in not revealing the issue earlier either to customers or to Ofcom.

We say Virgin could not give a fuck, they just want customers, and admiting they have a problem such as "OH BY THE WAY POTENTIAL NEW CLIENT, YOU CANT USE YOUR VIRGIN PHONE SERVICE TO MAKE EMERGENCY CALLS" may just cause people not to sign up?!no no no not the idea at all

Islam the religon of peace

Two sisters beheaded their own uncle and his wife in front of the couple's children because the man wore Western-style trousers, according to Iraqi police.

The suspected al-Qa'eda militants told investigators that Youssef al-Hayali was an infidel because he did not pray and wear appropriate clothing.

He was executed along with his wife Zeinab Kamel at the school in Diyala province northwest of Baghdad where Mr Hayali worked as a security guard.

Yet "Circus Labour" still want a multi cultural Britain, how much convincing do they need before they realise Islam is an all pervasive force for evil in the UK?

Brown's "contempt" for the Armed Forces

Gordon Brown was today forced to defend himself against damaging accusations from ex-service chiefs that his Government had "contempt" for the Armed Forces by saying he had "nothing but praise" for them.
The Prime Minister interrupted a visit a school in Uganda to say that rather than starving the services of cash he had increased budgets.


He was clearly angry that the ex-service chiefs used a House of Lords debate on Thursday night while he was travelling to Africa to attack him personally.

He said: "I have got nothing but praise for the Armed Forces.

"Every year of this Government we have been increasing budgets on defence and that's why a defence settlement this year gives almost a billion every year so we can fund defence properly.


Oh really Gordon, then how come our forces are poorly equipped, they do not have enough spares for helicopters, and they have run out of missiles for the helicopter gunships? Your words sound like yet more BOLLOCKS to us!!

The huge influx of foreign players to the Premier League has ruined the England football team, according to a Sky News survey of clubs.

According to Sky

More than half of those questioned cited the Premier League's foreign legion as the major cause for England getting dumped out of the European Championships.

Nice attempt at finding the answers, but of course not correct, England’s football worries are to be found in more than just one area.

1. The FA board, THEY alone select and employ the England chief coach, a task they been proven to be woefully inept at.
   Looking at them yesterday I was struck with the thought they looked very much like the leaders of the Chinese communist party a row of old men to whom, the obedience of their charges is of far greater importance than their success.
   They are also guilty of NOT investing or taking a real interest in grass roots football in England.
   
   
   
2. The British press, have set themselves up as both judge and jury on all things Football, this is fine when they focus on matters football, but they have widened the scope to personal matters to such an extent, that I feel sure Frank Lampard’s granny is careful what she says at the bingo!
   In addition they over hype the team in any competition to the point where they give the fan’s unrealistic ambitions & expectations. All of which combines to make the position of England manager unattractive to anyone other than a true patriot or lunatic.
   
   
   
   
3. The Squad themselves, the players are the only 22 people on the field of play that can affect any result, it seems complacency is the order of the day in “Squad UK” at present. A culture of earning and keeping your national squad place should be fostered and developed.
   A recent piece by the female football correspondent of the Daily Telegraph criticising the commitment of the England squad a day before the disastrous result against Croatia, brought forth howls of indignation from a certain Manchester United defender,
   Who was daft enough to “forget” to take a drug test (That is the level of commitment he gives his job!) they must look inwards and decide why they choose to represent their country with the performances they give.
   
   
   
4. Foreign Club Managers, are employed to provide their club owners with financial and league success (Quite rightly)and they do not care a jot if England win anything
   NOT to provide our national squad with quality resource for free, they of course want heir boys selcted as this raises their value in the transfer market but they don’t want them playing at their full potential as they may get hurt a point they make strongly to the England head coach! Dont blame them now, we fans want our clubs to be sucesssful, money has changed Football forever and the national squad demands burns clubs money, it does NOT create it for them.
   
   
   
5. Foreign Club owners, do not want their stars injured on England duty and do not care a jot if England win anything or not. The football business needs to take a long hard look at its self, it makes its money being our national game yet it has mismanaged its collective finances to such an extent it deperatly needed these peoples money in many cases just to survive, yet the clubs & fans it seems, are quick to point the finger at"foreigners" ruining the demestic game.
   
   
   
6. Foreign Players, they only affect England in as much as their presence in the Premiership means we have less English players to draw our national squad from, this in turn secures the positions of the current crop, but why do managers and chairmen want them anyway? Money! They are cheaper than our wonderful, if forgetful home grown talent.
   
   

Glib Cowards

Defence Secretary Des Browne has hit back at criticism by former defence chiefs, saying morale among serving soldiers is "as high as it could be".

Admiral Lord Boyce said Gordon Brown treated UK forces with "contempt" - and his decision to make Mr Browne Scottish Secretary as well was an "insult".

Mr Browne said he had not heard those criticisms from serving soldiers and he was happy to be judged on his record.

The arrogance of this tosser is beyond belief, his glib answer (highlighted above) is hiding behind the wall of protection these people give themselves by only ever speaking to officers who can see what critisising a political leader will do to their own careers in the future!!

Basket Case

It came to me last night like a bolt of lightning. A crystal clear vision of the here and now. After a day of government incompetence being reported in the news, and after my longest ever commute home through the worlds most terrible traffic, and the freezing rain running down my back, it was all perfectly clear. And then we had the most embarrassing international football performance I can remember.

So, it’s clear this country is fucked.

The government’s fucked
The weather is fucked
The traffic is fucked
The nation’s sporting ambitions are fucked

I’d leave the place tomorrow if the airport wasn’t fucked too.

At "Circus Labour "The show goes on

Alistair Darling lead clown in Circus Labour applies his grease paint ready for the next performance.

Alistair told Smugboard "I cant tell you too much about my next routine I dont want to spoil the supprise, but watch out for something spectacular"

We bet Gordon Brown cant wait!

Ruthless McClaren set to axe Beckham

This will be the same "Ruthless McClaren" that axed Beckham, then reinstated him, then said " Big Games need Big Game Players" and went on to sing David's Praises as a "Big Game Player" and then sidelines him, then selects a keeper with little or no International "Big Game Experience" and we wonder why we are playing catch up to qualify.

As Steve McClaren rightly says "qualification is all about 12 games" but surely you dont have to make it this hard for ourselves?

Personaly I am pleased to see SR Phillips play I love his speed and passion (we need him at the Hammers)

I think "Ruthless McClaren" may well pay the ultimate price for his decisions and become "Jobless McClaren" sooner rather than later

Kelly says it takes too long to get to the airport, WE KNOW you daft BINT!!!!!!!!!

We strongly suspect Ms Kelly mave had a bad trip enroute to the first class lounge and thrown a hissy fit, hence a costly investigation as to why she was inconvenienced!!!!!

We dread to think how much tax payer’s money was wasted on this pointless exercise?

“Circus Labour" performer Kelly should have just phoned us we could have told her exactly what the problem is and how to solve it for nothing in less than 5 minutes and at NO cost to the public purse (yep we would have refunded the cost of the call)

SHITE public transport, and severe road over crowding all caused by a lack of proper investment and no integrated public transport system, some thing we believe 2 jags Prescott was supposed to be working on when “Circus Labour” were elected to make the UK an international laughing stock 10 years ago, the one thing they have excelled at.

LONDON (Reuters) - Travellers deserve faster journeys to and through airports, Transport Secretary Ruth Kelly said on Wednesday, vowing to tackle delays for users of Heathrow and other busy hubs.

She said a new study entitled "Improving the Air Passenger Experience" examined where delays occur for fliers, including on the way to and from airports

Gordon says sorry to the Nation

LONDON (Reuters) - Prime Minister Gordon Brown apologised on Wednesday for the tax authority losing the personal details of nearly half the population in an error which has dealt a new blow to his government.

What is even more amazing is the fact that people in the department concerned have been told NOT to send mail by “Special Delivery” as it is “too expensive”!!! Far better to send it unrecorded and save the tax payers money, and if it goes missing, well it’s only the public and we are civil servants so cant get voted out anyway, and they have plenty of time to sort the problem out don’t they?

The loss in the mail of two computer discs containing data on 25 million people exposed victims to the risk of fraud and is potentially Britain's biggest data security lapse.

"I profoundly regret and apologise for the inconvenience and worries that have been caused to millions of families...," Brown told parliament when questioned about the data loss

The Tories have never had a better election agency than the clowns of "Circus Labour" working for them, they must be pissing themselves.

As for Gordon Brown, he must dread waking up in the morning for fear of what new calamity his second rate acts have foisted upon the nation.

Bernie Ecclestone: UK Tax Payer should pay for GP upgrades

well he actualy said the Government but as governments do not have any money of their own only ours he is telling us to pay for improvements to the Silverstone circuit.

Silverstone recently spent a huge sum of money making the improvements Bernie demanded, and guess where all that money went? "The Paddock Area" home of Bernie and his celeb guests! now he realises he should have spent money on the "common peoples" areas!

This guy is worth millions and millions let him reinvest his own cash in his championship! and stop trying to sponge off the back of the tax payer.

Supidity is clearly no defence

Words cannot express our delight at the guilty verdict handed down to these two halfwits, it may just reinforce the stay away from Drugs message that is clearly NOT getting through to some of our less intelligent yooth.

A verdict is expected today in the case of two British teenagers accused of trying to smuggle drugs from Ghana to the UK.

The trial of Yasemin Vatansever and Yatunde Diya, both 16 and from north London, began in July after the two girls were arrested at an airport in Accra on July 2.

They stand accused of drug smuggling and under Ghanaian law will face up to three years in prison if found guilty.

The two teenagers were allegedly found with £300,000 worth of cocaine, but insist they were set up.

On July 12 they were provisionally charged with illegal possession of drugs and attempting to smuggle more than 6kg (13lb) of cocaine into the UK.

The girls, who deny the charges, are being tried under Ghana's progressive Juvenile Justice Act, meaning their trial must be completed within six months.

Miss Vatansever is the London-born daughter of immigrants from Cyprus, while Miss Diya, is a British citizen of Nigerian descent.

An wat realy vexin dem, is dey aint never gonna see al dem sweet trainer and massive bling dat guy promise dem fwa back in da hood innit

Translation in the Queens English below

Apparently what is really annoying them is the fact that they will now never see the lovely training shoes, Jewelery and trinkets the nice gentleman promised they would be able to treat themselves to when they arrived back in London with the drugs.

We could not resist this story

A man has married a female dog to make up for stoning two other animals to death.

The 33-year-old Indian married the sari-draped dog after an astrologer said it was the only way to cure him of a disability.

Here comes the bride...

Selvakumar told the Hindustan Times he had been suffering since he stoned two dogs to death and strung them up in a tree 15 years ago.

"After that my legs and hands got paralysed and I lost hearing in one ear," he told the paper.

Ah those good folks of the Christian faith are at it again

We do hope he is given full access to the other inmates, so he will have ample chance to spread the word of the lord whilst on the inside, after all what better souls to save than those of the transgressor!!!!!!!!!!

Warren Jeffs, the polygamous sect leader, yesterday received the maximum sentence of five years to life in prison for forcing a teenage girl to marry her cousin.

The so-called “prophet” of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (FLDS) was convicted in September of two counts of rape as an accomplice for presiding over the arranged marriage of 14-year-old Elissa Wall to Allen Steed, 19.

Christian Extremists are as bad a Islamic Fundamentalists

If not worse as so called Christians they should know better!

According to the bible coveting your neighbour’s livestock is a definite no no,

However, for the spiritual leaders of the Cathedral of the Holy Spirit Atlanta, Georgia, shagging the arse off your sister in law is not only LOVELY JUBLEY it is to be encouraged.

No wonder even the dimmest of yanks can see that these people are fucking liars, hypocrites and down right dangerous.

'Archbishop' fathered child with brother's wife

By Tom Leonard in New York

Last Updated: 8:57am GMT 21/11/2007

The 80-year-old patriarch of an American “mega-church” has scandalised his flock by admitting that he has fathered a child with his brother’s wife.

The family of Earl Paulk, the self-styled “archbishop” of the Cathedral of the Holy Spirit, made the startling revelation from the pulpit of the independent church outside Atlanta, Georgia.

The news – established by a court-ordered paternity test – that it wasn’t Don Paulk but brother Earl who begat D.E. Paulk, 34, the church’s current head pastor, is not the first sexual scandal to engulf the church and its founder.

The archbishop, his brother and the church are being sued by Mona Brewer, a former church employee, who claims Earl manipulated her into having a 14-year affair by telling her it was her only path to salvation.

Seven other women in the church have also claimed they were pressured into having sex with Earl Paulk or other members of the administration.

The Paulks sued them but later dropped the action.

Earl Paulk came clean about the Brewer affair to his church members in January.

However, a judge ordered a paternity test on D.E. Paulk after the archbishop claimed under oath that Miss Brewer was the only woman with whom he had had sex outside marriage.

D.E. Paulk said he had no idea that Uncle Earl was actually his father until the results arrived from the paternity test.

He said: “I was disappointed and I was surprised.

"I am so very sorry for the collateral damage it’s caused our family and the families hurt by the removing of the veil that hid our humanity and our sinfulness.”

He described the paternity test as a “necessary evil to bring us back to a God consciousness”.

The flashy mega-church was created in 1960 and grew from just a few dozen members to around 10,000 at its peak in early 1990s.

The church earned a reputation as socially progressive, admitting blacks in the 1960s and ordaining women.

By collecting tithes of 10 per cent from each member’s income, the church was able to build a Bible college, two schools, a worldwide television ministry and an enormous £6 million sanctuary.

The elder Paulks’ alleged sexual transgressions have been blamed for a downturn in the church’s fortunes and a membership that has shrunk to 1,500.

I wonder why that might be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!