Nan says "It's art" so it cant possibly be porno..................................

Numbered editions of the Klara and Edda belly-dancing by Nan Goldin print in a 30″ x 40″ size from Goldin’s The Devil’s Playground are highly sought after by collectors and sell for thousands of dollars at high-end auction houses like Sotheby’s. (So folks, now you know why no one is being prosecuted over this nasty picture being made, owned or displayed)

The art markets desire to defend Goldin sickens us, and of course the "kings new clothes" spring to mind. Tracey Emmin says her unmade bed is art and shrieks "Idiot" at anyone who denys it what a bunch of fools they are that run the tate!

The "art set" denigrate anyone who "doesnt have the eye" but dont be supprised at this it is the oldest tool in the confidence tricksters book. These con men rely upon peoples vanity and desire to be "part of the in crowd"to seperate them from their money in the name of "art"


Though this seems a perfectly natural moment, the dark open hole of the girl’s vagina is harrowing, (who the fuck would take a picture like that in the first place?) our first thought is that she is about to be raped, or maybe is being raped already the "nasty amateur" porno style composition sure shows clear intent to exploit to me! So how can a porno shot be art worth thousands? Nan says it is, thats how.

and as long "nasty Nan" can rely upon mindless supporters like the cretin quoted below, she can continue to produce kiddie porn as long as she likes

"The Klara and Edda belly-dancing Nan Goldin photo has been exhibited numerous times at major art shows without any controversy. The photo shown here has been blurred slightly to avoid all the Nan Goldin haters out there who claim the Klara and Edda picture is child porn.

Sorry, but it really is art. It may not be your idea of art, but Nan Goldin is a highly respected photographer and artist"

If the self same image had been found on the hard drive of 50 year old guys PC (instead of being acredited to a "respected artist" who rest assured will litigate against any accuser) it would be rapidly condemed for being the the kiddie porn it clearly is and rightly so .
The Police have clearly been got at by the art market on this occasion shame on them.

As for the cretins argument that it has been exhibited numerous times : Simply because others were taken in by the ART CONMEN and no one complained does not make it right it is still porn.

Please Sir Elton get rid of this nasty image you can afford it, and it will be one less example of a childs nakedness and inocence being exploited for the benefit of adults I wonder how much of the cash the two little girls ever saw!

We really should be putting the judiciary on trial

96-year-old war veteran & Grandfather Mr Shah Chaudhury was peacefully minding his own business riding a tram in south London.

Stephen Gordon, 44 wanted to pass him.

Mr Chaudhury, a British citizen, was standing in the aisle of the tram because nobody would give up their seat for him. He was gripping a rail with both hands to steady himself when Gordon tried to squeeze by under his arms. In the process Gordon’s hat fell off, triggering the attack, a blow to the victim’s head causing serious injury which has resulted in the victim losing sight in one eye.

The only people who had enough balls to do anything? Two school children who were on the tram chased Gordon and later gave evidence against him,

I really hope the other passengers who sat back and let a frail old man stand and then be assaulted are proud of themselves!

Since this assault the poor mans health has deteriorated to such an extent and he now has to reside in a residential care home

and what sentence does this nasty piece of work receive? a three year supervision order.

We do not know who we are more disgusted with the cowards on the bus or the fool of a magistrate who decided that the vicious waste of skin & oxygen known as Stephen Gordon should not serve a custodial sentence.

At last someone who actualy understands the problem

But, this is the UK, and you can be 100% certain that some lefty wanker will start shrieking that their favoured special interest group is being ofended against!! of course you can be 200% certain they are white unemployed and wrong!

The reason we have such a high level of knife and gun crime in the UK now, is entirley due to "PC motivated activists" screaming that we are racist if we dare to mention the FACT that "black communities" have a higher than average amount of Knife and gun crime commited in their midst, hence we never actualy address the problem and remain living in the fairy tale utopia of PC thought where an inordinate amount of people seem to get shot and stabbed!

Anyway below is the press report

One of Britain's top black police officers is calling for more people from ethnic minorities to be stopped and searched.

Keith Jarrett, (Black Serving Police Officer) the president of the National Black Police Association, said the measure would help the fight against gun and knife crime.

The group had previously questioned the high proportion of black people who were stopped and searched by police.But Mr Jarrett now wants an increase in the policing strategy in black communities to combat inner city gun and knife crime.

In a speech at the group's annual conference in Bristol this week, he will call on Government and police officials to consider increasing stop-and-searches among black people.He believes this will help reduce the number of shootings that have claimed the lives of another two teenagers in the past week. The association, which represents thousands of officers from ethnic minorities, has previously questioned the high proportion of black people stopped and searched by police.

The Macpherson Report in February 1999 into the murder of black teenager Stephen Lawrence condemned the use of stop-and-search.The tactic was blamed by many for precipitating the inner city race riots of the 1980s.But Mr Jarrett told The Observer: "From the return that I am getting from a lot of black people, they want to stop these killings, these knife crimes."And if it means their sons and daughters are going to be inconvenienced by being stopped by the police, so be it."

However Milena Buyum (Irritating, Patronising, White Racial Agitator), the co-ordinator of the National Assembly Against Racism, said the tactic disproportionately affected the black community. "It risks alienating black communities further, and is not a very effective way of catching people who are likely to commit offences," she said.

Who in their right mind wants more young people to die?

We may be shit at football but.............

We still lead europe in one area,
The UK has the highest teenage pregnancy rate in western Europe, according to a worldwide report on sexual health.

Now the bad news....

The study ranked Britain in the top 20 safest countries regarding health risks to women.

But, at 19th safest, the UK still lagged behind countries such Croatia, Estonia, Cuba and the Czech Republic.
We are one of the richest countries in Europe so why cant we find the money to establish quality schemes to protect our women's health.

Still as long as we have enough money to lash out on foreign aid and subsidise the lifestyles of imigrant Islamic preachers who it seems just have to live on benefits so they can spend 100% of their time attacking our system!

Decree Absolute

A man has opened fire in a divorce courtroom in Italy, killing his estranged wife and her uncle before being shot dead by police.

The gunman - reported to be a 40-year-old Albanian - was at the hearing to arrange a legal separation from his wife

Cameron to Brown: No-one will trust you again

David Cameron today warned Gordon Brown that no-one would trust him again if he refused to grant the British people a referendum on the new EU treaty.

Well David we have news for you, We never did trust him, or any of the rest of the inhabitants of the palace of westminister! THAT IS WHY SO FEW OF US TURN OUT TO VOTE.

Migration 'causes pressure in UK' but dont mention anyone of colour

Incredibly the United Kingdoms unlected leadership are now begining to admit what we have known for some 40 years imigration causes problems in existing communities.

Almost every UK region has difficulties in housing, health, education and crime because of increased migration, according to an official report.

The findings are contained in a report drawn up to advise ministers on the social impact of immigration.

What we find supprising is this: The Home Office's Migration Impacts Forum is meeting to discuss the effect of eastern European workers. How come when we have had almost unretricted imigration from the Pakistan, India the Indian Sub Continent, Africa, for the last 40 years, it is only the effect of our most recent intake that is causing problems!? try going to Leicester, Birmingham, Southall, Bradford, Brixton to see what effect imigration has had in these areas.

Immigration Minister Liam Byrne said it was important to "strike a new balance" in immigration policy.

However, reports passed back to government suggested ways of minimising problems, including briefing packs on British society and laws, encouraging employers to provide English lessons and basic local council help with integrating into communities.

Dhananjayan Sriskandarajah of the Insitute of Public Policy Research said "it was time for government to move on from anecdotal evidence on the effects of migration" he goes on
"It's not surprising that migration has some social impacts in some circumstances - that's the case with any phenomenon,"

We agree lets do studies of family origin in all the areas above, and see how badley the balance in those communitys has been distorted especialy the actions and effect of large mosques in those communities!

This smacks of the thin end of the wedge to us the goverment is terrified of critsising anyone of colour but more than happy to blame the smallest group of white immigrants in the UK for all the problems!

Obesity 'not individuals' fault'

Individuals can no longer be held responsible for obesity so government must act to stop Britain "sleepwalking" into a crisis, a report has concluded.

No doubt this will vindicate the long held view, of the collosal woman I saw feeding her already overweight offspring TWO big breakfasts (with large Coke) in Mc Donalds on saturday morning.
That her child suffers from a "slow metabolism" rather than an excessive intake of food and a lack of any kind of excersise, and that the drug companies shuld be working harder on a fat pill to help people like her and her child.

I simply cannot belive that our government is issuing such misleading statements,

THE TRUTH:
There are a very small number of people who suffer from genetic defects that make them gain weight, that also then precludes them from losing weight.

However there are a HUGE number of people in the UK who eat too many calories of the wrong type (eg. the Fat's and Sugars ) these are typicaly found in junk food, supermarket pre prepared food, takeaway food (Curry Chinese Pizza), alcohol, soft drinks, Fruit Juices! fried breakfasts, white bread, the list goes on and on they then compound by doing little or no excercise.

All this stupid statement by UK GOV Inc does is reassure those indolent cretins leading this lifestyle they are doing nothing wrong. How fucking stupid can you get.

ROCKSTAR “We have the right” to produce……

Rockstar games are appealing against the British board of Film Classification ban of it’s game Manhunt 2, which features a character who goes on a gruesome killing spree in a mental institution, is the only game to have been banned by British censors in the past 10 years..

The firm, which also produced the smash hit ultra-violent Grand Theft Auto series, says it has every right to make such games - even if some find them unpalatable.

You cannot buy the game here so people are downloading it via the web, yet again we in the UK are being slowly poisoned by the junk culture of the good ole US of A (Unintelligent States full of Assholes)

Someone needs to tell people like Rockstar they DO NOT have a RIGHT to produce this shit…….

To rely upon the "we put parental warnings on these ADULT rated products" defence does NOT wash with me, any kid can find the game and load it! its not hard (lets not forget these games are designed for Americans to use)

I have personaly seen fat illiterate parents asking children which particular version of Grand Theft Auto they want next in GAME stores on more than one occassion. Perhaps the delivey method of these product needs looking at to stop casual access making it a positive action on behalf of the bill payer to allow access to the product? this proof could then be used in cases where underage access to such a product is at issue.

The sooner we wake up to the fact that there are parents out there who should be protected from themselves let alone from free access to this particular kind of "Electronic art"

Carbon Copycats

Now, I'm all in favour of saving the environment, and try not to be too much of a waster myself. In addition to that, I never drive a car into London, so the congestion charge is of little concern to me.

But what is of concern, is the insane decisions made in my name by people I didn't elect. At the moment, everyone is jumping on the Carbon Dioxide Bandwagon (C). And that means that the Congestion Charge (remember: "Congestion" this is the important word) is now being based on CO2 emmsisions! Well excuse me, but I thought this was a congestion charge, not a CO2 charge? Perhaps if they changed the name it waould be easier to swallow, but I really cannot get this bitter pill out of my throat: My residents PARKING permit is priced by CO2 emmissions too. Just think about that for a sec. The price of turning off your car and leaving it at the side of the road is based on what it costs to drive it per kilometer!

I can't think of anything more crazy if I tried, and yet the local council has gone and implemented this without having to run it past anyone. I thought my grandfather died fighting against people like this....

They are all barking mad

So the only definitive statement issued by anyone in the 5 months since Madeline McCann went missing is as follows:

The mother of beleaguered Kate McCann has admitted that her daughter and son-in-law made a "terrible mistake" to leave Madeleine and her twin siblings alone.
In a wide-ranging interview with her local paper, Susan Healy and her husband Brian spoke of their hope that Madeleine will one day come home.
Kate McCann believes she is being targeted because she does not look maternal, her mother says
They said their daughter is tormented by the "scurrilous rubbish" about her and Gerry's culpability in Madeleine's disappearance that is reported in the Portuguese press and repeated in the UK.

She said that Kate, a 39-year-old GP from Rothley, Leicestershire, feels she is being persecuted because she does not look maternal enough.

"Kate said last night 'If I weighed another two stone, had a bigger bosom and looked more maternal, people would be more sympathetic'," Mrs Healy, from Allerton, told the Liverpool Echo.

Don’t mention the Genocide

Oh dear it sounds like Basil Faulty, but sadley the truth is not what the Turks or Mr Bush want coming out into the open... at any cost

Turkey has denounced a vote by a US congressional committee recognising as genocide the 1915-17 mass killings of Armenians by Ottoman Turks.

President Abdullah Gul said “the decision was unacceptable and had no validity for Turkey”, which has always denied any genocide, took place

President Bush had argued against a vote in favour of the bill, saying "its passage would do great harm to our relations with a key ally in Nato and in the global war on terror"

Now we know why these lovely people are suddenly going to become part of Europe, the yanks want it!

Dangerous thing rewriting history, now who was the other mad man who started doing it between 1939 and 1945

Religious tolerance Lovely!

We see in the press today A Roman Catholic airport worker was suspended from work after hanging an image of Jesus on a staffroom wall. Apparently it annoyed a Muslim co Worker to the extent he made a complaint to the management who suspended the worker who put it up.

This just proves our point that religion has no place at work, all places of employment should become completely secular and that includes removing prayer rooms.

In fairness you cannot have one rule for some and not for another now can you.

ASBO for throwing dogs, intimidating the public and trying to cause car accidents!

Criminals and yobs all over the UK can rest easy tonight , in Gordon Brown's "get tough on crime" Britain. It seems you can endanger the lives of motorists, wander about drunk threatening law abiding members of the public, carry an offensive weapon, and mistreat animals, safe in the knowledge that the worst some clown sitting on the bench will give you is ................................................................................................ an ASBO.

The terms of the ASBO prevent this character from threatening residents, walking down the middle of the road, possessing drugs, obstructing traffic, urinating in public, drinking alcohol in public, carrying a wooden pole or stick and owning a dog.

Working on the basis that this cretin was unemployed (he cannot surely have held down a job at the same time as committing all this mayhem) then we (the tax payers) are paying his wages, if I am paying his wages, then I want this fucker working, NOT getting pissed on my tax payments, so give this waste of skin something to do PENAL SERVITUDE would be a good start.

I don't know about getting tough Gordy you fat dollop, GETTING REAL might be a better option, THE PUBLIC WANT WANT THESE ASSHOLES OUT OF THEIR WAY!

Poorly thought out, unneeded “Gay” legislation will cause hilarity and chaos

Oh! we just cant wait to see how many spotty school kids will be dragged off to court in the cause of this latest “PC” waste of money Jack Staw has come up with! Of course the media are missing the point as usual, the question they should be asking is “Why on earth do we need this expensive waste of tax payers money legislation anyway”

People get called names every day I cannot begin to tell you how many times a week I get called “Fatso” if people are “glad to be gay” and have such events as “Pride” surely they are comfortable enough with themselves NOT to need a policeman taking people off for calling them “Nasty Names”?

This is yet another example of people being told how they need to think how “gay” is that!!!

Courtesy The Daily Telegraph

Charity: Pupils risk prosecution for 'gay' slur

By Stephen Adams

Last Updated: 8:17am BST 10/10/2007

Children who call their classmates “gay” risk being arrested for committing a hate crime even if they do not know what the word means, a leading charity warned last night.

Under new proposals issued by Justice Secretary Jack Straw, it will be illegal to use threatening words or behaviour on the grounds of sexual orientation.

Those convicted would face up to seven years in jail.

But the charity Kidscape warned many youngsters who used “gay” as an insult did not even know what it meant.

Claude Knights, the charity’s training manager, said to many children the word now meant only “the opposite of cool”.

Children say things like, 'Your trainers are gay.’ “It is almost in youth culture now. You get kids in primary school using it and they don’t have any idea what the word means

However, there have already been cases where children have been arrested for using the word “gay” in the playground.

In April four policemen were sent to deal with 11-year-old George Rawlinson from Widnes, Cheshire, after he called one of his schoolfriends “gay”. Two were sent to his primary school and two to his home.

Cheshire police only dropped the matter when the boy explained he meant his friend was “stupid” rather than as a homophobic insult. Schools have also been told to clampdown on use of the word as a playground slur amid fears it legitimises homophobia.

Seems UK kids no longer think "Gay" = Cool

So thats bad news for Scout Masters and Vaseline Inc then.

Just as long as they save your soul eh!!

We have said on more than one occassion that in our humble opinion, religon has killed more people than it has ever saved, well the worlds self proclaimed number one religous brand (The Catholic Church). has just found out the awefull truth about yet another one of its earthly salesmen.

Still just as long as he met his sales target, and made sure his flock attended mass and of course donated to an already very wealthy business, I am sure they wont be too bothered,
After all they dont seem to mind how many women in Africa they condem to death from Aids by ordering them not to use condoms! and they have plenty of "sales teams" (missionarys) making sure they replace those who die!! as long as you have converted to the "one true faith" your soul is safe, what happens to you and your dependents whist you are on earth matters little it seems.

Just make sure you keep those donations rolling in.

You can read a cut down version of the details of this particular "Man of God" below
Courtesy of the Daily Telegraph.


By Graeme Baker
Last Updated: 11:30am BST 10/10/2007

A Roman Catholic priest has been jailed for life in Argentina for collaborating with the military junta to torture and murder its enemies.


Christian Von Wernich, 69, was accused of passing on information heard in confessions and being present at several torture sessions during the country's "Dirty War" of 1976-83.

He was convicted of involvement in seven murders, 42 abductions and 31 cases of torture.

Several former prisoners of the junta told the trial that Von Wernich used his office to win their trust, then passed information to police torturers.

They gave evidence that he personally attended several torture sessions, telling police that they were doing "God's work".

Von Wernich claimed he was forced to visit detention centres as part of his duties and that those giving evidence were possessed by the devil.


However, it added: "If any member of the Church ... by recommendation or complicity, endorsed the violent repression, he did so under his own responsibility, straying from and sinning gravely against God, humanity and his own conscience."

Up to 30,000 people were killed or disappeared during the Dirty War, before Argentina returned to civilian rule with the election of Raul Alfonsin as president in October 1983.

Democracy Sees Red Over Brown

So, our unelected prime minister has rejected the opportunity to get elected, but instead wants to continue in Britain's top job without the consent of the people. No shit! Why give yourself the chance of being chucked out of office when it's far easier to just rule as an unelected dictator?

The only thing that surprises me is that so many people have refrained from storming the houses of parliment.

UK Gov acts to protect feelings of Homo's

Well Well Well The Government is to create a new law which will outlaw inciting hatred against gay people - and homophobic rappers look set to be in the firing line.

Once again they are completely missing the issue that actualy needs addressing

Of course Ben Summerskill, chief executive of gay rights group Stonewall, said: "We're delighted. A new offence will help deter extremists who stir up hatred against lesbian and gay people.

"We refuse to accept any longer that there's no connection between extreme rap lyrics calling for gay people to be attacked or fundamentalist claims that all gay people are paedophiles, and the epidemic of anti-gay violence disfiguring Britain's streets.

Well he would say that wouldnt he thats what he is being paid for, but its this musics impact on the wider majority that interests us.

So lets get this right, the fact that these self same scumbags have been gloryfying violence against women, gun crime and a general view that kicking back and not being part of a mainstream society is NOT seen a good enough reason to ban this type of music!

So we at the Smugboard say the following

"We refuse to accept any longer that there's no connection between extreme rap lyrics calling for women to be seen as possessions or fundamentalist claims that all white people and police officers are racists, and the epidemic of gun and knife crime disfiguring Britain's streets.

I bet the buggers and rug munchers will have more luck than us though!!

Sainsbury’s finally show they don’t care about customer service only profit

This is the first of what (we predict) will become a steady stream of reports stating that benefits of employing immigrant workers in preference to the indigenous UK population.

Let’s examine the “flexibility” of the workers discussed in the article below.

1. Many immigrant workers come from countries where working conditions are so draconian they will accept any “terms and conditions” of employment companies like Sainsbury’s offer them without question.
   
   
2. Unsurprisingly most British people will always want a better deal and be less likely to allow themselves to be exploited!
   
   
3. Many immigrant workers are so happy to get a job they do not question the pay rates they are offered.
   
   
4. Interestingly Sainsbury’s said “more could be done to help migrant workers with advice on housing, banking, language and cross-cultural awareness” in other words they want UK tax payers to invest in the bits these people are not that good at!
   

So the fact is “Flexibility” means willingness not to open their mouths in protest or to ask for too much cash!!!

This is the thin end of the wedge Sainsburys are merely the first to start extolling the benefits of cheap imported labour now they have started the ball rolling we shall see the rest follow. This is the begining of the end for rights hard won by British people over hundreds of years, all so our semi monopoly food industry can increase their profts further.

See the article below

Article from The Daily Telegraph

Sainsbury's says 'immigrants better workers'

By Gary Cleland
Last Updated: 2:30am BST 09/10/2007

Immigrant workers have a "superior" work ethic to British employees, according to the supermarket giant Sainsbury's.

The company said it found immigrants to be more flexible and happier with their terms and conditions in employment.

It added that employing migrant workers in its stores often had a positive impact on the domestic staff. Sainsbury's was giving evidence to a House of Lords inquiry into the impact of immigration.


In a written submission, it said that it had greatly increased the number of immigrants it employed over the past two years and would likely continue to do so in future.

It said: "We have found migrant workers to have a very satisfactory work ethic, in many cases superior to domestic workers.

"We believe this results from their differing motivations — they want to learn English, or send money home to their families.

"They tend to be more willing to work flexibly, and be satisfied with their duties, terms and conditions and productivity requirements.

"In the long term, this could have a positive effect on their domestic colleagues. In some areas we have definitely seen a positive shift in culture where migrant workers have been introduced, which has led to a more diverse workforce fostering a more engaged group of workers."

The company, which employs 150,000 people, said it did not specifically recruit migrant workers and looked for the "highest calibre recruit" for any vacancy.

Sainsbury's said hiring migrant workers had forced it to be flexible in its working patterns and language barriers posed potential problems regarding health and safety. It said: "Where we have engaged skilled workers (HGV drivers from Poland, for example) we have had to be creative with their working patterns to allow them to return to their homeland regularly.

"This has encouraged us to consider the use of flexibility among the whole workforce."

It added: "Language barriers are a disadvantage, and migrants' understanding of health and safety requirements are naturally a major concern. Here again we have had to take a very flexible approach by adapting our communications and signage.

"Placing migrant workers among English-speaking colleagues and using fellow workers as interpreters has proven useful."

Sainsbury's said it had not met with trade union resistance to employing migrant workers and said, as the UK population decreased and aged, migrant worker use would likely increase.

The company said more could be done to help migrant workers with advice on housing, banking, language and cross-cultural awareness.

Prof David Blanchflower, who sits on the Bank of England's monetary policy committee, told the peers that immigration had increased "fear of unemployment" in the UK and that increased competition for jobs was likely to "have a downward impact on pay".

The Commission for Racial Equality said it was important to recognise that the economic impact of migrants was wider than often thought. It said: "On the surface, the economic contribution of a low-paid migrant working as a cleaner or security guard, for instance, may seem small, but it is important to recognise that their work may support that of more highly-paid workers."

The National Institute of Economic and Social Research said that 382,000 eastern Europeans had moved to the UK since their countries joined the European Union in 2004.

On Saturday figures from the House of Commons library disclosed that 54 per cent of new jobs in Britain were taken by foreigners between 1997 and 2006.

A survey also revealed that housebuyers believed that immigrants were one of the main causes for high house prices in Britain. More than one in five told propertyfinder.com that the best way to tackle soaring house prices would be to control immigration.

Gordon Brown 'not swayed by election polls'

The Daily Telegraph
By Andrew Porter, Robert Winnett and Natalie Paris

Last Updated: 1:56pm BST 08/10/2007

Gordon Brown today insisted that he did not back down from holding an autumn election because of unfavourable opinion polls, during an extended grilling from journalists in Downing Street.

The Prime Minister said he believed Labour would have won a snap election, but that he wanted more time to present his "vision for the future" before going to the country. OK Gordon we belive you NOT!

No Election? The real reason!

Gordon Brown our unelected Scott's Prime Minister has now decided he will not be calling an early election why?

Courtesy The Daily Telegraph
By Patrick Hennessy and Melissa Kite

Last Updated: 10:40am BST 07/10/2007

Gordon Brown ruled out a snap general election last night after a fightback by the Conservatives saw support for David Cameron's party surging in marginal constituencies.

Mr Brown set out his reasons for not going to the country, claiming that he wanted to be judged on his "vision" for changing Britain and not his "competence" at dealing with crises.

This bloke is heading for a very short tenancy in no 10 if he thinks we are stupid enough to actualy believe that!

The Truth?
Gordon knows he will lose the election the tories are offering things people actually want,
their tax money in THEIR POCKET
NOT in that of some scumbag loser who has never contributed to the system they are being encouraged by Labour to milk dry!!!!!!!!!,

So that's why Gordon is not holding an election! If he had the balls to admit it he might just have won himself some credibility with the voters,Lets not forget he is no different to any other Labour politico our money enables all of them to live in a state sponsored dreamland.

Lies Lies and more Lies

When Gordon Brown springs a snap election on you, remember this article from the Daily Telegraph when casting your vote.


Analysis: Labour has lost control of borders

By Philip Johnston, Home Affairs Editor
Last Updated: 7:29am BST 28/09/2007

A two-page report from the Office for National Statistics yesterday illustrated graphically how Labour lost control of immigration.

# Immigration estimates out by 45,000 a year
# Minorities fill 20pc of school places

It had the somewhat bland title "Long-term assumptions for UK population projections". What it showed was that Ministers have grossly underestimated the numbers coming to Britain to settle from abroad.


When Labour came to power in 1997 net immigration was running at around 50,000 a year. This is the difference between those who come to Britain and those that leave. By the turn of the millennium, the immigration assumption was upgraded dramatically to around 130,000.

Then a few years ago, it was increased still further to 145,000. Yesterday’s report puts the assumed annual net immigration figure closer to 200,000 - a four-fold increase in a decade.

It is clear that immigration has been running at or around this figure for five years or so - well ahead of the official assumptions. Figures also show that more British are leaving than ever before and not returning, changing the ethnic complexion of the country.

A second set of figures from the ONS gave an insight into the impact of these levels of recent immigration. One child in five in primary schools in England is now from an ethnic minority. In five town and cities, white British children form a minority of the school roll. This is mainly because immigrants tend to be in their 20s and 30s and have young families.

What the two set of figures show is that the consequences of record immigration were never planned for. How could they have been when the Government’s calculations were out by so much? Until the mid-1990s, the official public policy assumption was that net migration would fall. In the 1991, the projections assumed an increase to 65,000 by 1993-4 and then decline to zero by 2015.

This was in line with the declared Government policy since 1970 to minimise the level of migration for permanent settlement. That policy was jettisoned by Labour without any obvious debate. Arguably, it lost control of what was happening and then sought to make a virtue of its failure.

Local authorities have been telling ministers for years that their population levels are greater than Whitehall claimed. Accurate figures matter to councils because their grants are linked to the number of people. But they say they have been left short-changed and unable to cope with the extra demands on public services.

Schools, GP surgeries, transport services - all are under strain in some parts of the country, especially the South East. If councils have to provide language help as well the costs go up more. Some authorities are unhappy even with the revised figures which they feel underestimate the huge influx from eastern Europe over the past two years.

Westminster City Council said their own research showed that 24,000 migrants were not being counted at any one time, leaving the authority short by £18 million per year. Earlier this week, Sadiq Khan, a government whip and the MP for Tooting, south London, cast doubt on official immigration statistics.

But all this should have been apparent for several years. In 2002, the Migrationwatch think-tank predicted that net immigration would be two million over the next following decade. This was far higher than anything previously forecast and was denounced by the Home Office as "scaremongering".

But the ONS projections show they were absolutely right. They also mean that more than 80 per cent of the population increase of six million between 2003 and 2031 will be due to new immigrants and their descendants.

The Government argues that immigration is good for the economy because it brings in new workers and stimulates growth.

However, while immigrants may add to overall wealth, on a per capita basis the advantage to the country is negligible because they also add to the population. As many studies have shown, the principal beneficiaries are the immigrants themselves.

Councils shamed into welcoming troops home

Courtesy of The Daily Telegraph

By Brendan Carlin and Stephen Adams

Last Updated: 2:33am BST 27/09/2007

The Government has bowed to pressure and urged local councils to give troops a proper welcome home.

The move came after an investigation by The Daily Telegraph revealed that despite an appeal from the head of the Army, none of the thousands of soldiers returning this autumn would receive welcome home parades.

Nearly 13,000 troops are set to return from arduous six-month tours in Iraq and Afghanistan between now and November.

Not one local authority out of more than a dozen contacted by The Daily Telegraph was organising an event.

Well done The Daily Telegraph, We simply cannot wait to see how the scumbag councils in charge of East Ham (Newham) Bow Stepney and Whitechapel (Tower Hamlets) Southall (Ealing) To name but a few will handle this hot potato!!

We can hear the shrieks of indignation and the pots of black paint for the protest banners being opened by the locals as we write this

A lot of their residents seem to love living in the UK, but do not seem support its actions at all, how very strange,

After all the whole point of emigrating to a country is to embrace its values and aims isn’t it? or is there another more appealing reason?

Sorry no room for the buggers

Once again the religious hypocrites actions are making a mockery of their preaching.

I was always led to believe there is room in gods house for all sinners, not apparently if they like it up the jacksie there isn’t!

“Liberal American bishops threw the Archbishop of Canterbury a lifeline in his efforts to avert Anglican schism by agreeing to halt appointments of gay bishops and same-sex blessings, at least temporarily”

PC brigade racists after all?

At last the PC brigade have got someone they can use as an example when looking at the problems they have been creating in the UK through uncontrolled immigration for decades.

It not acceptable for the PC brigade to criticise the actions of anyone with brown or black skin, but thankfully for them, most Eastern Europeans are white skinned so no danger of being branded a racist.

These spineless goons are now only too pleased to start “talking tough” on the subject of drug dealing, organised crime, uninsured drivers, unlicenced drivers, drunk drivers, people with a lack of spoken English, Benefit Fraudsters, Illegal imigration, lack of respect for the British way of life, and whole areas of the UK becoming ghettos inhabited by Eastern Europeans (have they never been to Bradford or Brixton) this list goes on and on,

It seems strange to us that these problems have all seemingly been created by our newest group of immigrants yet we have been suffering these declining standards and problems for many more years than Eastern Europeans have had the opportunity to escape from the communist net.

But its not all bad news for the Eastern Europeans it seems a lot of them are wait for it ………………………… Muslims so as soon as the dimwit PC’ers twig to that, they won’t have to put up with being a target for much longer.

Guantanamo Brit To Sue Security Services

Updated: 02:16, Wednesday September 12, 2007
A man who was held in Guantanamo Bay is to launch legal action for damages against MI5 and MI6.

Tarek Dergoul, 29, claims the agencies knew he was being tortured while in US custody, it has been claimed.

This next passage is the key part of the article,
This little shit clearly had knowledge that was of benefit to our security services in the fight against Islamic terrorists.
And now he wants to sue us for finding out! in any other country in the world this case would not be heard, he would be told to fuck off, just as we should be doing.
Guess who will be picking up the bill? UK taxpayers, what a joke.

Mr Dergoul also accuses British agents of benefiting from intelligence gathered from his alleged mistreatment and wants the court to ban them from using similar tactics in the future.


If the High Court rules in his favour, it could prevent both the security and special intelligence services from interrogating British nationals who are being held and tortured abroad.

Mr Dergoul, who is a British citizen, claims British agents repeatedly questioned him when he was held both at the Cuba camp and in Afghanistan and were therefore complicit in his treatment.

The Guardian says he will be represented in the case by Rabinder Singh QC.

A spokesman for the Foreign Office said: "The Government is aware of Mr Dergoul's accusations."

The UK finally wins something in Europe

The UK will be allowed to keep its system of Imperial measures, on the face of it, this looks like a victory hard one by our selfless leaders.

The reality is of course very different.

It is actually just a case of enforcement and poor intelligence Quotiant.

1. The French are of course subject to the same EU rules and regulations as the rest of us yet they have been continuing to sell Bananas by the Livre (A Pound) without being prosecuted by over zealous homosexual local authority officials
   
   
2. The smoking in public places ban is in effect in France as it is in the UK. Yet this year on holiday I sat inside many a Café surrounded by no smoking signs and many happy smokers puffing away to their hearts content! One particular café was directly opposite the local Police station! Yet no sign of any prosecutions taking place!
   
   
3. It is apparently illegal in all European member states to sell cheese in anything other than a fully refrigerated sales booth, didn’t seem to bother the local policeman who was stocking up with his from a stall made of two barrels and a plank in France!
   
   
4. In the UK we have allowed Funding Cuts Political Correctness and Human Rights to affect our lives and educational system to the point we are producing a race of peaked cap wearing, leg dragging, slack jawed indolent mouth breathers, who are only capable of communicating in a kind of anglocaribasiat patois, So the chances of them ever being capable of understanding a metric system of measurement is as likely as a politician telling the truth.
   

The fact is everyone else in Europe simply ignors EU rules that affect their traditional way of life, The UK's politico's are so busy trying to pander to every Imigrants way of life, they have forgotten what the traditions of british life are! CUNTS every one of them.
I wonder if those who have had their lives and livelyhoods riuned by the queers from the local councils the "Metric Matyrs" will no have the right to compensation? Oh, I forgot they are tax payers who work hard or in some cases used to so NO FUCKING CHANCE the moneys all been spent on the loacal Mosque.

Englands Disgrace

England August 2007 11 year old Rhys Jones lies dead, the victim of a teenage “hoodie” gunman.

We cannot imagine the awful suffering Rhys family and friends are going through, but we offer our heartfelt sympathies at their terrible loss.

Is it any surprise that record numbers of people are leaving the UK?

The causes?

DRUGS this country has fallen prey to drugs and drug dealers and the appalling ghetto culture they bring with them.

The UK’s tolerance of crime and alcohol abuse

The uncontrolled dilution of our nations culture through the uncontrolled importation of undesirable influences

The solutions?

Zero tolerance of crime

Build more prisons

Make prison a punishment rather than a comfortable resting place between offences e.g Hard labour sentences for all offenders

Apply the death penalty for all drug supply offences.

Make it a criminal offence to hide your face when NOT riding a motorcycle (yes that includes Muslim women) and ban the sale of hooded tops

Ban the sale of “Gangsta” music and bring back censorship of games, music, and if necessary TV.

Stop allowing religious groups to use their so called beliefs as an excuse to conduct themselves in a manner that is unlawful

Bann all forms of religious expression in schools as they have done in France

Give the police full powers to stop and search anyone they like anytime they like.

Let the police do their job properly

Repeal the human rights act

Control immigration and stop granting asylum

Teach respect, standards and common courtesy in our schools

LETS GET TOUGH ON YOB CULTURE

"Flood defence chiefs 'should pay back bonuses'"

Well well well what a fucking surprise, the pigs (“Tony Cronies”) have had their noses in the trough again. So not only do we pay through the nose for useless leadership of the Environment Agency, we then pay the idiot in charge a huge bonus! Thank god someone had the good sence to make their greed public! now we all know they couldn’t arrange a bunk up in a brothel get them gone NOW.

The directors of the Environment Agency have come under growing pressure to repay huge bonuses they were awarded days before the worst floods of modern times.

Environment Agency chairman Baroness Young was paid £24,000 bonus

Baroness Young said water bills would have to rise to pay for additional flood defences

Details of the five-figure payouts were slipped out at the end of last week, on the last day of Parliament. This triggered accusations of a cover-up and exacerbated anger in the worst-hit areas of Britain where 340,000 people still have no running water.

The Labour peer Baroness Young, the agency's chairman, was paid a £24,000 bonus, 15 per cent of her £163,000 salary, the agency's annual report disclosed. Eight more executives, including the director of water management, received bonuses averaging 10 per cent.

On Saturday, in an interview in The Daily Telegraph, Lady Young said water bills would have to rise to pay for additional flood defences.

Last night she defended the agency's record and the payment of performance-related bonuses, saying that the organisation had done what it could in the face of an "extreme weather event".

"Catholics to harvest virtual souls in Second Life"

The shareholders of “The Vatican Inc” the worlds self professed “No1 Religious Brand” must be delighted to hear that the “Company” is not sitting idle and letting virtual souls slip through their fingers!

These people are not only greedy, misogynistic control freaks, they are barking fucking mad.

Courtesy of the UK Daily telegraph

Missionaries have been urged to scour the virtual world of online computer games in an attempt to convert cyber souls.

The instruction has been made by Father Antonio Spadaro, writing in the Vatican-approved journal La Civiltà Cattolica.

He wants Catholics to go online and take part in the simulation game Second Life in an effort to convert some of its eight million participants.

Second Life players create virtual versions of themselves, known as Avatars, and can buy, sell and interact with other users in a vast computer-generated world accessed by the internet.

Father Spadaro’s concern is that users find themselves free of the constraints of regular life and sin has flourished in the various towns which make up Second Life.

Gambling and prostitution are rife and millions of real dollars exchange hands between players every year.

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In some countries, such as Germany, where virtual misdemeanors can constitute crimes, the authorities have already been called in to investigate claims of paedophilia in the online world.

“It is not possible to turn a blind eye to this phenomenon, or offhandedly pass judgement glorifying or condemning it,” said Father Spadaro. “Instead it must be understood...the best way to understand it is to enter it and live inside it to recognise its potential and dangers.”

John Lester, of Second Life producer Linden Lab, said: “I think it’s a cool idea for folks to want to make sure that their side of spirituality is being represented.”.

Second life claims to have more than 8 million "residents" and is home to companies from Adidas and Calvin Klein to BMW and Vodafone.

Take your holidays in the UK

Said Gordon Brown our fat unelected Scottish Prime Minister,

Well Gord given your governments total inability to recognised a flood danger, even when warned repeatedly by those one the ground over the last 10 years. You go find a bit of the UK dry enough to have a holiday on you stupid self righteous cunt!

Gord, Fuck you, and my carbon foot print I am off the the south of France in a gas guzzling car .

ps I bet you lot wish you had given the local councils the money they asked for for flood defences when they wanted it, dont you? you short sighted losers!

Rot in Hell you CUNTS

We were delighted to hear from the BBC (who else!) that they were alarmed to hear, that murderous bastard Dhiren Barot, who at his trial at Woolwich Crown Court Barot was described as a determined terrorist who prepared meticulous plans for al-Qaeda figures on a series of synchronised attacks in the UK.

These included exploding gas tankers hidden in limousines, flooding the tube network and a radioactive "dirty bomb".

He was jailed for life, with a recommendation that he serve a minimum of 40 years, but this was reduced to 30 years following an appeal.

has been the target of an assault by fellow prisoners. What is appalling is that we have to rely upon criminals rather than our judiciary to dispense proper justice.

We can only hope this is the first attack of many painful experiences they have in store for him, But more importantly it will send a clear message to these evil cowards, that they cannot expect to attack our civilised way of life, then rest easy in our prisons whilst waiting for the virgins, which they will never see.

How stupid can they get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Home Secretary in a bit of a mess

Well well well the hopeless bint, our unelected Scotts Prime Minister foisted upon us as Home Sec is in a bit of a pickle again.

“yes I took drugs at university, but it was wrong and I never really enjoyed it” oh and by the way dont any of you lot go around using them its illegal you know!

"I think in some ways I have learnt my lesson and I have a responsibility as home secretary now to make sure we put in place the laws and the support and information to make sure we carry on bringing cannabis use down, which we are doing," she told GMTV.

I cant see too many people taking her seriously from now on, especially when she has to reclassify cannabis back as class B.

As we said before we would love to see her try to park a car.

Nice one Gord!!!!!!!!!!

Au Contraire!

Sky TV Wednesday 18th July
There is a "systemic failure" in the way TV broadcasters operate their premium rate phone services, an Ofcom inquiry has ruled.

What a load of nonsense the TV company's have been operating there lines exactly as they wanted them to work, maximise profit at all costs and stuff the mugs who fall for it!!!!!

Shock Horror! 14-year-olds 'use cannabis daily'

The buggers broadcasting cooperative today covered the following "story"
Teenagers as young as 14 are using cannabis every day, according to a study by Queen's University Belfast.

The researchers found about one in 10 cannabis-smoking teenagers they surveyed were using the drug daily.

Dr Patrick McCrystal said cannabis use at a young age could lead to mental illness and other problems.

"These young people are telling us that by the age of 15 they have moved beyond experimental or recreational use of an illegal drug to more sustained usage."

it is now 18-07-2007. We knew about this 20 years ago! so 20 years on and no doubt a couple of million quid given in research grants to professional students UK Gov Inc now is in possetion of the same knowledge.

START LISTENING to those who can see clearly and STOP WASTING OUR TAX POUNDS, start providing so many COMPULSORY to attend state funded out of school activities, that the slack jawed indolent mongrel youth of the UK simple has neither the time or the energy to get stoned

UK 'needs clear space strategy'

According to the “UK Gov Inc”

The Hook:
The UK government needs to develop a more coherent strategy on space, or risk falling behind other countries, a House of Commons committee has warned

The Truth:
Our MP’s are starting to feel a bit embarrassed when talking to their peers in the US and Europe when they find out how much kudos and reflected glory they are milking out of their respective “Space Programs”.

So they are going to invent a reason to spend millions and millions of UK tax payer’s pounds on a nice high profile project that will allow them to puff out their little chests at the next meeting of the great and good!

The only commonsense strategy:
There is only one strategy for”space” that will actually benefit those who create afore mentioned tax pounds.

Find some nice empty “space” near towns and spend some of the tax pounds on affordable hosing for key workers and some nice new efficient hospitals.

Then find some more “space” nowhere near a town and build some much needed prisons

How stupid do they think we are?

No Opposition here!

So against the advice of the party on the ground, Mr Cameron has foisted upon the conservatives of Ealing Southall a hand picked candidate who:

1.Was not even a member of the conservative party until days before being unveiled as their candidate

2.Donated £4,800 to Labour only last month at a high profile labour party fund raiser.

3.Was photographed with Tony Blair at the same Labour fund raiser.

Good to know the current Tory leadership are every bit as efficient as their forerunners, still in the comming 50 years it will take them to get their act together they will be able to continue to learn how to govern with little more than spin.

We alos wonder if the gentleman concerned will be sticking with Indian tradition and crossing the house as soon as a better option appears on the other side?

Lovely people these clerics

It seems some members of the church are unhappy that they can be investigated in the same way as other members of society! Well try putting yourselves in the place of children who have been abused! This is typical of all clerics “don’t do as we do, do as we tell you”

The worlds self proclaimed no 1 brand “The Vatican Inc” is just about to settled a $600 million claim against them for child abuse by members of its “sales staff” in the US and that’s just the customers who bothered to complain!

Courtesy Sky News

A "strong and vocal" lobby of priests who believe that the system for dealing with allegations against them leaves them "exposed" and "vulnerable" and is a breach of Canon Law and natural justice

If you do it in Gods name..........

You can do what you like,

When it comes to murdering people Saudi Arabia is in a leauge of its own yet we do little about it (We had no problem in getting rid of that awfull murderer Saddam Hussain though did we!) must be all the arms contracts and cheap oil the Saudis oblige us with!

But the righteous Al-Saud's justice system are abou to kil a young girl who was not even allowed a lawyer at her trial!!!!


"The workers commit big crimes against Saudis," said Suhaila Hammad of Saudi Arabia's National Society for Human Rights.

She said the number of executions had risen because crime had increased. She said that prisoners were treated humanely and that beheadings deterred crime.

"Allah, our creator, knows best what's good for his people," she said.

"Should we just think of and preserve the rights of the murderer and not think of the rights of others?"

Again they twig too late

We spotted the connection between Sattellite Dishes, take aways, off licences, illiterate unruly kids and council estates years ago. But it seems even our elected leaders think there may just be something in our view!

Sky News Reports

Children from poorer families have become "screen kids" - with nearly all having a television in their bedroom, a report has warned.
Poorer children watch more television

It said youngsters from deprived areas spent "substantially" more time in front of the box compared with their wealthier peers.

Some nine-year-olds quizzed picked out soaps, reality and horror shows as being among their favourites.

And there are fears TV and computer screens are used as "electronic babysitters".

The National Consumer Council found half of affluent children had televisions in their bedrooms, compared with 97% of the nine to 13-year-olds questioned from deprived areas.

Children from poorer areas were also six times more likely to watch TV during the weekly evening meal.

And around a quarter had the television on at lunchtime on Sundays, compared with one in 30 in better-off neighbourhoods.

The NCC's Watching, Wanting & Wellbeing report linked increased TV viewing hours with greater exposure to marketing and higher levels of materialism.

Chief executive Ed Mayo said: "Today's children are now 'screen kids'. In some streets, every bedroom has a television for children and many have a computer."

Children in more deprived areas were most likely to watch commercial television and TV shows made for an older audience.

And they also had greater levels of unsupervised access to television and the internet.

Gordon's upsetting "New Labour"

If you read our recent post about UK holidays, You can imagine how totaly fucked off the politico inhabitants of Islington must be, now it seems Tuscany is off limits,

God only knows how little all those little Jaccanda's and Marchello's will cope having to tell their little chums back at prep school they had to hoilday in "Britain"

Me thinks there may be a few lawyers going back to practise after the next election "God its bad enough having to serve an ungratefull public, but having to holiday with the tedious peasents as well, really is beyond the pail"


Anyway whilst we are pissing ourselves laughing,
Below is what Fat Gord has done to upset them all so much courtesy of "The Spectator"


Scarcely eleven days since he strode into Number 10, Gordon Brown's ministers are already feeling the cold winds of change. The Prime Minister has let it be known that he expects them to follow his example by taking their summer holidays in Britain.

"We have been made aware that Gordon would like us not to holiday abroad, as he wants us on tap during his first days in Number 10,

" one disgruntled member of the Government whispered to Mandrake at The Spectator summer party.


"Many of us booked our flights months ago and it will cost a fortune to cancel them now and organise new ones in this rain-sodden country, but it looks as if we shall have little choice in the matter."

Flat Rip-Off

Ever had a sausage McMuffin at McDonalds? Since when has a sausage been flat like a burger? Even in the land of brain-dead presidents and the second amendment they wouldn't call this two-dimensional monstrosity a sausage, so what right does that spastic pedophile Ronald McDonald have to go against the grain?

Oh we do like to be beside the seaside ………………..anywhere but in the UK

Reported by Sky news 07:23, Friday July 13, 2007

Hefty Cost Of Holidays Put Brits Off

Holidaymakers may want to take their breaks in Britain but the cost is putting them off.
Instead, Britons find it cheaper to fly abroad.

Prices too steep
Nearly 20% would like to reduce their carbon footprint by taking a break in Britain rather than going abroad but find that UK holidays are too expensive, a survey by insurance company More Than found.

All told, 49% of the 1,973 people polled reckoned holidaying in the UK was too pricey, with 20% believing resorts are not as friendly as those abroad.

A total of 45% were concerned about carbon emissions produced through flying abroad, but 22% of all those surveyed see no alternative to foreign travel unless UK costs come down.

Asked to consider UK locations, 38% said Cornwall was too expensive, while 28% believed Devon was too dear, too.

"Although we are all being encouraged to think green, our research reveals that the cost of holidays in this country is a huge barrier," said “More Than's” Mike Holliday-Williams.

As usual they seem to have missed the real issues

No one outside Islington gives a toss about the carbon footprint when booking a holiday, what they do care about, is the fact you can have a weeks holiday in Egypt for exactly what you will pay for a damp unkempt hovel on the Northhumberland coast for the same period.

You can be 90% certain the weather in the med will be good

You can be 100% certain it will be piss poor in the UK

No one wants to share a rain lashed beach front shack with obese Chav parents on income support, shovelling burger chips and beans down the throats of poorly mannered shaven headed 11 year old Daren’s, and 9 year old Chantelle look-alike Britney’s


So to sum up
The UK resorts are pricey,rundown, and full of fat chavs who spent this years income support savings on a PS3 upgrade and a mini motorbike for the kiddies, but who will be “avin some” in Spayn next year

"Religious Unity", an oxymoron!

We at Smugboard believe religion divides and kills more people than it ever saves.

However the latest missive from “The Vatican Inc” is clearly designed to reassure it's customers that their “brand” is still the world’s number 1.

Reported in the Daily Telegraph London 11-7-2007

Christian denominations outside Roman Catholicism are either defective or are not full churches of Jesus Christ, the Vatican has reaffirmed.

A 16-page document released by the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, which Pope Benedict XVI once headed, described Orthodox churches as true churches, but said they are suffering from a "wound" since they do not recognise the primacy of the Pope.

Whilst we have Churches, Temples, Synagogue’s, Mosques etc we can never have real human understanding and peace.

British Justice? Don’t make us laugh…..

Sky news has just reported “Four men convicted over a botched suicide bomb attack on London have been jailed for life and must serve at least 40 years each”

Yet again the British public are let down by weak leaders and a pathetic self serving judiciary.

Life should in this case, should mean exactly that, they must stay in prison until they come to the end of their pathetic lives NOT just 40 years,

They will still be able to commit further atrocities even at 70 years of age, after all a 70 year old suicide bomber has even less to lose and even more reason to want to get to paradise and all those lovely virgins in a hurry!

Islam the religion of peace?

The Islamic cleric Ayman al Zawahiri (who is also Al Qaeda's second-in-command) has made a speech threatening violence upon the UK.
Zawahri's 20-minute speech was entitled Malicious Britain and Its Indian Slaves,
Osama bin Laden's deputy lashed out at Britain for having awarded a knighthood to Rushdie last month, saying it was defying the Islamic world by granting the honour to the author of The Satanic Verses.
The book sparked worldwide anger when it was published and led to Iran declaring a fatwa on the author and encouraging people to kill him on the grounds that he had offended Islam.
Addressing Prime Minister Gordon Brown, the Egyptian-born militant said Britain's strategy in the Middle East "has brought tragedy and defeat upon you, not only in Afghanistan and Iraq but also in the centre of London".
He then says: "And if you did not understand, listen: we are ready to repeat it for you."

Islam the religion of peace….. Yeah Right!!!!!

Oh England how you have failed us……….

We can no doubt look forward to compensation claims from each of the murderers convicted of the 21-7 London Bombings.

No doubt these will be submitted on the basis that, the UK education system has infringed their basic human right to make a protest, by failing to ensure they had a proper grasp of mathematics prior to being allowed to leave school.

We believe the sentencing they will receive will be inline with the UK’s new tough stance on terrorists.

100 hours community service a piece and free legal advice to prepare their appeal against this outrageous miscarriage of justice.

When all else fails…..

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The very worst kind of hypocrite

Alistair Campbell has today told Sky News.
“the death of government scientist David Kelly "was one of the worst moments of my life."
But clearly not quite bad enough, to make the avaricious git quit his highly paid "job" getting Bliar off the hook though was it!

We say "stop trying to be re-admitted to the human race, just because you want us to buy your tawdry book you maggot".

Where there's muck there's brass

First UK gov Inc went to the food manufacturing industry,telling them all to, “cut out the amount of plastics and packaging used to wrap our foods” "its getting pricey to get rid of" ,and fucking embarrassing for phoney Tone and the boys at European summit meetings, when the Jerrys, brag about how much greener they are than us Brits, "Piss off tone" they said, just remember who keeps your council house dwelling supporters in cheap chips and Turkey twirls.

So they went to the supermarkets, "not whilst we have a hole in our arse's, Tone do you know how much we generate of UK Gov Inc in tax"? you can Fuck off


Shit thought Bliar, what now, I cant handle another ribbing by that smug German bint ???????

I know said fat Gord, lets “invent” a tax on rubbish, "Steady Gord" said Phoney Tone, "the proles already pay for that in their rates", "Fuck Em", said fat Gord

And guess what................ he did

You will soon be paying twice as much for less! Remember this little tale when Labour come knocking for your vote!!!

The shape of things to come (Unfortunatly!)

Please not the time and date of this news bulletin its critical Saturday, 30 June 2007, 19:27 GMT

Three car bombs yesterday! and now an attempted suicide bomb attack in Glasgow at 15.00 today and only now the clueless bint our unelected PM has appointed "home secretary" tells us the following.

The UK's national terrorism threat level has been raised to "critical", Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has said.

Good god love, Stop dithering we all knew that yesterday morning! best you stand down now whilst we have some civilians still alive.

Clearly we are in deep shit if we ever go to war, I would love to see her try to park a car!!!!!!!!

Brought to you by a spineless UK Leadership Misogynist Terror

Coming to a town near you misogynist terror

As al-Qaeda sympathisers were seen as the No1 suspects behind the massacre plot, a security source said: “They would have known the club would be packed with women.

“Western women are viewed as immoral — and legitimate targets. They do not cover themselves up like Muslim women and are seen as decadent.”

What lovely people these cowardly misogynist Islamic fanatics are! and our so called "leaders" do what? they call upon the tacit supporters of these murderers to condemn them (which they do grudgingly about three days later BUT with the proviso its all the fault of UK foreign policy)

I am certainly getting fed up with their murderous antics, but all is not lost.
They and their tacit supporters can be curbed through the ballot box its up to you all to tell the parties that come knocking for your vote (I am NOT advocating the BNP etc)

“Make Islam harder to follow in the UK” mandatory registration and personal documentation of all members of Mosques in the UK would be a good start. If people want an Islamic state let them go and live in one, They wont because they do not get the same freedoms we allow them in the “ decadent” UK these people are the ultimate hypocrites.

Tell our so called leaders we want something done about ISLAM in the UK

Why is the UK crap at tennis?

Here’s why, it’s all down to the “tennis club” system that operates in the UK.

Tennis clubs are not there to promote competition, they are there as a place for “nice middle class” mothers to put their often “horse faced” female offspring on display under the pretence of “sporting “activity.

The ultimate aim is to pass Susan or Claire off onto some equally unprepossessing Nigel or Simon. It's the British class system at its worst.

The tennis establishment have absolutly no intention of allowing those aggressive inner city kids in on the game, sure they would be winners, but how on earth could any club refuse them entry on the traditional “as we don’t know what standard you play at we would have to play you in” grounds?

And after all some of them might be black! worse still they would never know how to behave in polite company,and as for the rules on tennis whites only God forbid!

Sure we dont win very much, but its all about the right people competing NOT the winning.

No its much better to keep things as they are,your safe clapping that nice Tim and his lovely girlfriend, AND you have no worries about HIM turning up at your club and stealing watches in the changing rooms.

Prison Overcrowding ( A New Approach to the problem)

The current Labour government has come up with a novel approach to the problem of prison overcrowding. The answer? Let the prisoners out and hey presto no more over crowding! This is much cheaper than building prisons and it looks great in the statistics.

When challenged on this barmy idea, the new Justice Secretary Jack Straw has defended the move, saying criminals freed early would be "carefully selected" by prison governors.

We were under the impression these self same criminals had originaly been "carefully selected" to reside in our prisons for set period of time by judges?

It seems to us that we should now be bypassing the courts altogether, and have entry to prisons decided by prison governors, It could be a bit like sitting the entrance exams for Eaton, you do a written paper and then face a board in a verbal examination this will ensure that only the right "TYPE" will be allowed entrance, after all the governors will not want bookings going down due to incompatibility amoungst their "guests" will they!!!!!!

Bush on Blair: 'He Was No Poodle'

President Bush has paid tribute to the "very talented" Tony Blair and rejected claims the outgoing Prime Minister was his poodle as "silly ridicule"


We agree G Dubya, phoney Tony can be far more accurately described as a "Remora".

Remora grow up to 30-90 cm long (1-3 feet), and their distinctive first dorsal fin takes the form of a modified oval sucker (how appropriate!) organ with slat-like structures that open and close to create suction and take a firm hold against the skin of larger marine animals

The remora benefits by using the host as transport and protection and also feeds on materials dropped by the host

A bit like the UK dragged along by the USA then we get merely the crumbs off their table when they divide up the valuable construction and oil contracts amongst themselves

Protests rage over petrol rationing in Iran

It seems that President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is doing such a good job in managing the economy of Iran angry Iranians have torched petrol stations in protests against the sudden imposition of fuel rationing in one of the world’s most oil rich nations.

And he wants to blow Israel off the face of the earth! we think he will achieve his aims of a nations destruction sooner than he thinks, starting with Iran.

The whole world loves a winner!!!!!!!

Imigration is Good for the UK (if you follow these simple rules)

All Immigrants to the UK should now be made to agree to sign a document agreeing to the following.

1. They agree to serve in HM services or a newly formed Civil Corps for a minimum of two years.

2. They agree that they cannot draw any social benefits including free use of the NHS and authority funded / subsidised housing until they have been paying income tax in the United Kingdom at the appropriate rate for a minimum of two years (four years for those bringing more than one child into the UK, Six years for anyone bringing more than two children to the UK)

3. That they understand that should they undertake any activity deemed to be threat to the security of the United Kingdom during the next 25 years of their residency they will be prosecuted for treason, and either permanently expelled upon completion of their sentence, or their remains sent to their country of origin for burial at their relatives expense.

4. They agree to learn English at their own expense, and should they or members of their family fail to attain a “decent” standard of spoken and written English within three years they will automatically forfeit their right to remain in the UK.

These simple points should not prove to be a problem for any one who genuinely wishes to come to the UK to adopt our way of life, after all what other reason would anyone have for coming here?

Airport Security

Airport security in the UK is currently a complete waste of time, there is evidence that terrorists can walk onto planes with explosives without challenge, we are unable to reveal our sources but it is unfortunatly true!

Like we always say pay peanuts and get monkeys, the only people with any faith in this charade are 1. The terrorists and 2.The security companies, who are making nice fat profits, enjoy your flight!!!!

Secular Education

We feel that France has taken the correct stance on all things religious in their education system, they have banned ALL outward signs of religious worship, the Turban The cross, the Star of David and the Hijab, Nijab and Hiab have all found their rightful place, IN THE HOME if only our leaders were not so scared of the shrieking religious zealots so prevalent in the UK, we might also take a mighty step towards tolerance.

"Ohmygod"

As this phrase seems to have made its way into common usage by our youth, We feel it needs defining.

"Ohmygod" = My role models are airhead minor celebrities, therefore disregard anything I utter after "Ohmygod" as I am a moron

Gorden Brown

An unelected prime minister? I don't think so you interfering scottish wanker.

BioFools

Do these self-righteous wankers who run their cars on Biodisel really believe they are saving the world, or do they like to just give that impression? Either way, they can fuck off, because palm oil is the main contributor to deforestation in SE Asia, and palm oil is the main source of biofuel.

Phoney Tony wants to be a middle east peace envoy!!!

How thick skinned and arrogant can one wanker get.
We took a survey in the middle east (Iraq) our survey said.......
Fuck Off

George Galloway

Now wonder this revolting racist little lefty cannot see his constituents have two faces, he is too busy behind them kissing their arses

Northern Showers

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TURNCOAT OPPORTUNIST

How can an MP Quentin Davies being a prime example swap horses mid course?
These people would have us belive, they want to govern us using their strong heart felt pricipals as justification of their right to do so.
He must have known what the tories were all about when he joined!
We smell TURNCOAT OPPORTUNIST here